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Offline jinxmchue

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Poor Schade...
« on: April 22, 2009, 12:52:33 PM »
She just doesn't understand men.  (You Facebookers hopefully will get this.)

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 01:08:01 PM »
I've never seen anyone go from zero to 100 that quickly.  :-)

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 08:10:18 PM »
It took me 12 minutes to learn everything I needed to know about men to score.... 100%.

Of course jinxy wrote the feckn quiz, that's why he got 100%.  :whatever:

Let me tell you, the things I know and understand about men.... well, let's just say a fb quiz couldn't possibly capture what I know.

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 08:11:39 PM »
Ima gonna see if the mods are awake....

Hellooooo? May I tell you the secrets of men?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 08:15:44 PM »
I'm wearing my Elmo "Guess where I'm ticklish?" t-shirt.


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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 08:17:01 PM »
I'm wearing my Elmo "Guess where I'm ticklish?" t-shirt.


 :-)

Now you have my attention... I want to tickle you till you giggle.
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 08:18:24 PM »
 :bow: See? You do know men.  :-*

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 08:22:32 PM »
:bow: See? You do know men.  :-*

I do know them.

Jinxy got a lot of enjoyment at my expense.  :-) 
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 09:02:54 PM »
 :lmao:

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2009, 09:32:29 PM »
:lmao:

And where are your results? hmmmm?  :p
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 09:37:54 PM »
Untold numbers of girlfriends. A few er... indiscretions. Three serious long term relationships (w/two live in partners), thirty-six years on the planet and I can sum up everything I know about women pretty quick.

They are soft, bumpy and smell nice.

That's pretty much all I know for sure.  :(  :p
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 09:42:48 PM »
Untold numbers of girlfriends. A few er... indiscretions. Three serious long term relationships (w/two live in partners), thirty-six years on the planet and I can sum up everything I know about women pretty quick.

They are soft, bumpy and smell nice.

That's pretty much all I know for sure.  :(  :p

The 10 ten things I know about women
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10. They have breasts.

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2009, 09:43:02 PM »
Untold numbers of girlfriends. A few er... indiscretions. Three serious long term relationships (w/two live in partners), thirty-six years on the planet and I can sum up everything I know about women pretty quick.

They are soft, bumpy and smell nice.

That's pretty much all I know for sure.  :(  :p

Here I was under the disillusionment that I was your one and only.....  :p
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2009, 09:44:58 PM »
The 10 ten things I know about women
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10. They have breasts.

Teh Boobiez!
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2009, 09:45:55 PM »
Here I was under the disillusionment that I was your one and only.....  :p


Why of course you are. My one and only "what" is an open question.  :evillaugh:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM »
Please ignore this comment.

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2009, 09:51:27 PM »
Please ignore this comment.

Done and done!














aw crap
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2009, 09:59:38 PM »
Why of course you are. My one and only "what" is an open question.  :evillaugh:

This comment is just too delicious to pass up....  :evillaugh:
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2009, 10:00:09 PM »
Please ignore this comment.

Did someone say something?  :tongue:

did someone do somebody someone wrong song? Say can you play another somebody someone somewhere do somebody wrong song?
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 10:05:02 PM »
Found 'em Undies....

It's lonely out tonight
And the feelin' just got right for a brand new love song
Somebody done somebody wrong song

Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

So please play for me a sad melody
So sad that it makes everybody cry-y-y-y
A real hurtin' song about a love that's gone wrong
'cause I don't want to cry all alone

Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

So please play for me a sad melody
So sad that it makes everybody cry-y-y-y
A real hurtin' song about a love that's gone wrong
'cause I don't want to cry all alone

Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

(Hey) wontcha play (wontcha play) another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

(Hey) wontcha play (wontcha play) another somebody done
FADE

somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2009, 10:07:38 PM »
You Tube-fu....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_mJokfTQg&feature=related[/youtube]
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2009, 10:13:45 PM »
You know what I'm talking about!

[youtube=425,350]eplbDbp6XJQ[/youtube]
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2009, 10:20:12 PM »
You know what I'm talking about!

[youtube=425,350]eplbDbp6XJQ[/youtube]

Heh!

I gotta see that movie sometime.
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2009, 10:26:18 PM »
Heh!

I gotta see that movie sometime.

You need to..... my favorite part of the song is when they go Vrrrrrroooooommmmm!!!!!
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Re: Poor Schade...
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2009, 10:29:57 PM »
Oh I am unstoppable tonight...

[youtube=425,350]NJ6cWOj3VSU[/youtube]
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€