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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on April 22, 2009, 05:44:27 AM
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Hippies, tree huggers, algore, and other moonbats will be worshiping mother earth (erf) today. :whatever: The rest of us will go about business as usual. :innocent:
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I shall be in preschooler hell, registering kids for Kindy for next year. I may use some of those tress to tie the little dears to!
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I dunno what I'm going to do today.
Maybe I'll shave.
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I'm having the guy down the road change the oil in the truck and then pouring the old oil in the creek across the field.
Oil comes from the earth and should be returned to the earth. Happy Erf Day!
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I'm roasting a spotted owl over a styrofoam and tire fire.
Just doing my part!
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Stopping by the nursery on my way home from work to buy some "Erf" to spread around the veggie garden.
After that, driving my humongo 3-mpg bus with the spotted owl leather seats and baby seal hubcaps to the store to buy ONE stick of gum, then revving the engine in the McD's drivethrough while I eat double quarter pounders with cheese in the old styrofoam containers and wipe my face off with Al Gore's fatassed jacket before I throw it out the window.
Okay, so I stole most of that from Denis Leary, but it's a nice thought. Actually working second job tonight at the poker room. God, give me patience--RIGHT NOW!
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I have work, then I'll probably go to the Gym, and if it is still light when I get home, I'll probably work in the yard. I think I've finally convinced my parents to give up the "gardener" (some Mexican guys that come once a week to work on our front yard). They've been butchering our plants, and it isn't worth it to pay them to mow the lawn, so I've promised to mow the lawn once a week, if they get rid of the gardener. I'm hoping that if I mow the lawn tonight, my parents will get enough motivation to tell them that they are no longer needed when they come tomorrow. :cheersmate:
Yes, I really am that bossy :p
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I'm burning a few old tires in the back yard, then I will take a shower with plenty of hot water & very strong soap.
Blow me tye dye wearing hippie chicks. :evillaugh:
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I'll make sure I fire up the BBQ, I gots carbon credits to burn!
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I'll make sure I fire up the BBQ, I gots carbon credits to burn!
:lmao:
Use charcoal with lots of fluid.
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I have work, then I'll probably go to the Gym, and if it is still light when I get home, I'll probably work in the yard. I think I've finally convinced my parents to give up the "gardener" (some Mexican guys that come once a week to work on our front yard). They've been butchering our plants, and it isn't worth it to pay them to mow the lawn, so I've promised to mow the lawn once a week, if they get rid of the gardener. I'm hoping that if I mow the lawn tonight, my parents will get enough motivation to tell them that they are no longer needed when they come tomorrow. :cheersmate:
Yes, I really am that bossy :p
Meow.
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I have some crazy friends back in Illinois......
A few years back, not only did I use used tires to help start fires to burn brush (Late 80's) across the road a guy had so much black smoke from burining tires from his burn pile, the airport that was just a couple miles away had to divert air traffic for a while. (true story)
Prior to that, in the 70's my grandparents had a salvage yard, and we would burn automotive wire so we could recycle the copper....since then, they decided that the ash from such fire is hazardous and has to be stored in drums. :-)
We always had the cleanest fence rows....and never any weeds growing up in the cracks in the cement...used oil was great weed killer.
A garbage truck driver used to stop by our body shop when I was in high school to take 5 gallon cans of our used paint thinner....it killed the "smell" in the back of the truck...
Of course all of this is fictional and I will deny if the EPA cops show up. :lmao: :lmao:
What is the worst thing you have ever done to the enviroment???
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I'm taking my hotrod out today. It is 75 degrees and she deserves a spin in this gorgeous weather. I'm going to be burning fossil fuel as celebration for Erf day. :-)
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Liberal/hippie/treehuggers pay good money to other idiots to have a tree planted in their name.....I think I'll start one whereby for a few dollars, I'll cut one down in your name........capitalism at it's finest. :-)
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We've got 14 ballasts here in the plant each of which contain 3 lbs. of PCBs, and they're leaking into the drainage ditch that flows underneath the child care center next door.
I'd say something about it, but since the water is stagnant and is growing mosquitoes at an alarming rate, isn't that more of a concern?
Oh, the EPA is under the Obama administration now. That means lotsa twubble, right?
:p
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I'll make sure I fire up the BBQ, I gots carbon credits to burn!
Mmmmmmm, roasted spotted owl with snail darter sauce. :-)
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I didn't recycle a plastic water bottle earlier. Forever in a landfill...
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I didn't recycle a plastic water bottle earlier. Forever in a landfill...
I hope you filled it with used motor oil first. :uhsure:
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I hope you filled it with used motor oil first. :uhsure:
No, but, I am going to apply toxic herbicides to my yard later.
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I'm also planning to pave Paradise and put up a parking lot. I forgot. :-)
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I'm also planning to pave Paradise and put up a parking lot. I forgot. :-)
You are assuming a parking lot isn't someone's idea of paradise.
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I'm also planning to pave Paradise and put up a parking lot. I forgot. :-)
Ground up, used car batteries makes a really good underlayment for asphalt. :uhsure:
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I'm taking my hotrod out today. It is 75 degrees and she deserves a spin in this gorgeous weather. I'm going to be burning fossil fuel as celebration for Erf day. :-)
Nice! Is it a convertible? If so, post some topless pics!
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I dunno what I'm going to do today.
Maybe I'll shave.
Sounds like one of my days off. Speaking of days off, yesterday sucked. Nothing but bad news... the highlight of my day was dinner.
I heard from a poster on zdriver.com that HAD a couple cylinder heads for sale -- $20 each. You can't even buy dirt that cheap. He's moving to Nashville this week from Tampa (how's that for luck?) and will ask around for a '76-'80 model head for me on his way up here.
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I didn't recycle a plastic water bottle earlier. Forever in a landfill...
Which is more environmentally friendly: a reaction-neutral plastic bottle sitting in a landfill forever or a bottle you have to constantly use soap and hot water to wash and rewash after every use?
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Today seems like a nice day to take my Blazer out for a long drive.
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Nice! Is it a convertible? If so, post some topless pics!
not a convertable. A 32 ford ratfink streetrod. Hella fast and fun to drive!!!
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I've been adding massive amounts of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere, driving my 4WD truck around and about to add some more by going out to mow the lawn on my riding mower.
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not a convertable. A 32 ford ratfink streetrod. Hella fast and fun to drive!!!
You can still post topless pics. :naughty:
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M drove me to the dr in an SUV...with the AC on.
I have chicken pox. :bawl:
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I did my part by purchasing 17 gallons of gas for my Mazda, then cleaned out my apartment a little more. 4 more bags of garbage and useless junk going to the landfill. :fuelfire: And I'm still not done. Will waste plenty of water when I do laundry and clean the shower later. :evillaugh:
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M drove me to the dr in an SUV...with the AC on.
I have chicken pox. :bawl:
Awww, Deb! :(
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I have chicken pox. :bawl:
I thought I had it bad when I got them at age 19. You're probably closer to 21. Good luck.
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I thought I had it bad when I got them at age 19. You're probably closer to 21. Good luck.
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Yeah....I am closer to 21 than to 19....I'm even closer to 60..... :bawl:
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Yeah....I am closer to 21 than to 19....I'm even closer to 60..... :bawl:
Wow, that's lousy. About the chicken pox, I mean.
Have you had them before?
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M drove me to the dr in an SUV...with the AC on.
I have chicken pox. :bawl:
Wow. Some people will do anything to feel young again. :fuelfire:
*runs*
:-)
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Wow, that's lousy. About the chicken pox, I mean.
Have you had them before?
no.....my brother had them when I was about 16 or 17, and both my kids had them (my daughter had them twice)...I just never got them.
When I got married, I had a blood test to check if I had any antibodies for rubella and I didn't, so I was vaccinated. After my daughter was born, I was checked again, and still no antibodies....so I got another vaccine. After my son was born, I still didn't have any.
I've had a smallpox vaccine twice....the second time I was given a double dose, because I was going to college and NIU required a visible smallpox scar. I didn't get a scar that time either, though I did get pretty sick from it. The doctor had to fill out a form that I was given one in order for me to pass the physical that the university required for admission.
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not a convertable. A 32 ford ratfink streetrod. Hella fast and fun to drive!!!
A bucket? Sweet! You can still post some, errr,, pics. :naughty:
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I hate studying for tests, but there is one bright spot. :p
Bwahaha, I love my Physics textbook... one of the chapter questions asks: "Is the head of a politician really made of 99.999999% empty space?" :lmao: :fuelfire:
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Now the waiting game. I applied today to the School of Architecture at UT Arlington for fall. Hopefully it won't take too long to find out if I get admitted. :beer:
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Now the waiting game. I applied today to the School of Architecture at UT Arlington for fall. Hopefully it won't take too long to find out if I get admitted. :beer:
Congratulations or comizerations (sp?) as the case may be. I R a Architect. :cheersmate:
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Congratulations or comizerations (sp?) as the case may be. I R a Architect. :cheersmate:
Thanks. I suppose it's a good thing I have a lot of practice not sleeping. 90 hour weeks for the next 4 or 5 years...
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Apr 22 1870
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov Lenin born, Simbirsk Russia.
Apr 22 1915
The German Army opens 5,700 canisters of chlorine gas upwind of French soldiers at Ypres. It is the first use of poison gas for military purposes.
Apr 22 1923
Kinky centerfold model Bettie Mae Page born in Nashville, Tennessee. As she describes herself, "I was never the girl next door."
Apr 22 1934
John Dillinger's gang shoots their way out of an FBI ambush outside the Little Bohemia Hunting Lodge in northern Wisconsin. The FBI accidentally kills one innocent bystander and injures two others in the humiliating debacle.
Apr 22 1954
Porn star and onetime Ivory Snow model Marilyn Chambers is born in Westport, Connecticut.
Apr 22 1992
215 people are killed and 1,500 injured when two miles of sewer lines explode in Gaudalajara, Mexico. 20 city blocks in the downtown area are leveled by the blast. A corroded petroleum pipeline had filled the sewer with explosive fuel.
In September 1969 at a conference in Seattle, Washington, U.S. Senator Gaylord Nelson of Wisconsin announced that in spring 1970 there would be a nationwide grassroots demonstration on the environment. This occurred during a time of great concern about overpopulation and when there was a strong movement towards "Zero Population Growth".
Responding to widespread environmental degradation, Gaylord Nelson, a United States Senator from Wisconsin, called for an environmental teach-in, or Earth Day, to be held on April 22, 1970. Over 20 million people participated that year, and Earth Day is now observed each year on April 22 by more than 500 million people and national governments in 175 countries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Day
Still no word on why Senator Nelson (D-WI) picked that particular day.
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Thanks. I suppose it's a good thing I have a lot of practice not sleeping. 90 hour weeks for the next 4 or 5 years...
Um, get used to it. You get to sleep when you retire. :p
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Um, get used to it. You get to sleep when you retire. :p
Oh, I'm intimately familiar with lack of sleep. Last night was a normal night. Asleep at about 4 AM, awake at 7...
Sleep? What's that?
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I've been adding massive amounts of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere,
Taco Bell?
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Taco Bell?
No, that results in sulphur dioxide and methane.
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I DO have gas upon occasion, but...... it's not from Taco Bell. :o
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I DO have gas upon occasion, but...... it's not from Taco Bell. :o
The best revenge can be found in a long checkout line about an hour after a broccoli/asparagus/cabbage salad.
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The best revenge can be found in a long checkout line about an hour after a broccoli/asparagus/cabbage salad.
Yeah, good ol' broccoli farts. Ain't nothin' finer! :-)
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I DO have gas upon occasion, but...... it's not from Taco Bell. :o
Don't you appreciate the authentic Tex-Mex taste of Taco Bell ?
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Don't you appreciate the authentic Tex-Mex taste of Taco Bell ?
Taco Bell is about as Tex-Mex as Ooooobama is Jewish.
:fuelfire:
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We don't even have a Taco Bell in the town where I live. I consider this a good thing. Then again, the places that try to claim they've got Mexican food suck even worse. Imagine, if you can, someone trying to pawn off tomato sauce straight from the can as enchilada sauce, or BROWN GRAVY on a chimi. This is what I would have to endure in a Mexican restaurant here.
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We don't even have a Taco Bell in the town where I live. I consider this a good thing. Then again, the places that try to claim they've got Mexican food suck even worse. Imagine, if you can, someone trying to pawn off tomato sauce straight from the can as enchilada sauce, or BROWN GRAVY on a chimi. This is what I would have to endure in a Mexican restaurant here.
Oh, I hear ya...haven't had decent mexican food since I crossed east of the Mississippi!
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We don't even have a Taco Bell in the town where I live. I consider this a good thing. Then again, the places that try to claim they've got Mexican food suck even worse. Imagine, if you can, someone trying to pawn off tomato sauce straight from the can as enchilada sauce, or BROWN GRAVY on a chimi. This is what I would have to endure in a Mexican restaurant here.
Wow, I'm pretty sure that anybody who tried that here would get tarred and feathered. We have so many, that if one isn't good, it won't last long.
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Oh, I hear ya...haven't had decent mexican food since I crossed east of the Mississippi!
Surprisingly enough, when I was on the frozen tundra in Iowa there were actually a few decent places. A couple of them had something I hadn't encountered in CA called tenapas--basically a soft (corn, of course) taco made with carne asada, a bit of cheese, then topped with chorizo. Wrap them in foil, heat them just enough until the cheese melts, then serve with rice and beans. A bowl of onion and cilantro to top the tacos....mmmmmmmm.
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Wow, I'm pretty sure that anybody who tried that here would get tarred and feathered. We have so many, that if one isn't good, it won't last long.
No kiddin. Swing a dead cat in SoCal and you'll hit 20 of them, all good. Hell, even Tacos Mexico was better than Taco Bell at 2 am.
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Oh, I hear ya...haven't had decent mexican food since I crossed east of the Mississippi!
We have a really good one about 3 miles from the house. :-) It's one of those mom & pop outfits where they barely speak English. The place is packed every night.
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We have a really good one about 3 miles from the house. :-) It's one of those mom & pop outfits where they barely speak English. The place is packed every night.
We are about to leave to have lunch at a place just like that. MMMMMMMMMMMM. Handmade tortillas.....
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Surprisingly enough, when I was on the frozen tundra in Iowa there were actually a few decent places. A couple of them had something I hadn't encountered in CA called tenapas--basically a soft (corn, of course) taco made with carne asada, a bit of cheese, then topped with chorizo. Wrap them in foil, heat them just enough until the cheese melts, then serve with rice and beans. A bowl of onion and cilantro to top the tacos....mmmmmmmm.
Dang, that sounds good!
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A bucket? Sweet! You can still post some, errr,, pics. :naughty:
You all are funny! I will get a pic posted.
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You all are funny! I will get a pic posted.
Topless? :popcorn:
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Topless? :popcorn:
:rotf:
It is flattering, thought of me topless.
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:rotf:
It is flattering, thought of me topless.
:hyper:
Besides, the other guys are slack'n in the Short Bus...