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Title: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 21, 2009, 12:02:22 PM
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babylonsister  (1000+ posts)          Tue Apr-21-09 12:34 PM
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Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death.
   
OMG, this is so horrid.

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/21/iraq-militias-glue /


Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death.


Relying on an International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission translation of a recent Al Arabiya story, the blog Towleroad reports that Iraqi militias have been engaging in some particularly brutal tactics toward gay men in Iraq:

"A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using 'Iranian gum.' ...Yina Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, 'Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.' According to her, the new substance 'is known as the American hum, which is an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death. Videos of this form of torture are being distributed on mobile cellphones in Iraq.'"


The Iraqi defense ministry reported earlier this month that six gay men were shot dead in a Shia-controlled part of Baghadad. "Two of the bodies, found on Thursday, had pieces of paper attached on which was written the word 'Pervert.'" According to the source in the Al Arabiya article, "for the past 3 weeks a crackdown on homosexuals has been going on based on a religious decree that demands their death; dozens have been targeted." The persecution "is not confined to the Shiite clerics," the source said. "Some Sunni leaders have also declared the death penalty for sodomy on satellite channels."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5504323

This sounds more like a San Francisco bath house fantasy than anything in reality.

Go ahead....guess who all gets blamed. 

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/21/iraq-militias-glue/

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Merlot (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-21-09 01:04 PM
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8. Yes, it's horrible. But do I need to read about it? No
Perhaps your headline should not be so graphic. I care about the torture issue, but that doesn't mean I need to know about hte specifics.

Merlot probably has his own fantasy.


Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: USA4ME on April 21, 2009, 12:13:11 PM
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... gluing anuses of gay men ...

How'd ya like to have that job?   :puke:

.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2009, 12:13:21 PM
Oh, whoopee.

The racist babbling sister primitive, the primitive who thinks "darky" and "pickaninny" and "Sambo" toys are "cute."

If such is happening, of course it's abominable and should be stopped, but one suspects that if this is happening, it's not happening to the same degree that torture, body mutilation, cruel and unusual punishment, murder, happened in places run by Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Ho, Fidel, Papa Doc, Little Kim, &c., &c., &c.--places run by the usual primitive idols.

It's a matter of degree, and perhaps the racist babbling sister primitive should spend some of her time researching conditions in socialist camps and socialist regimes, so as to put it into perspective.  Probably for every Great Brutality that happens in Iraq today, there's hundreds, thousands, of similar Great Brutalities happening in socialist places.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: thundley4 on April 21, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
Let's just send them some Hungry Man dinners and they can blow the glue plugs out.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: VelvetElvis on April 21, 2009, 12:48:43 PM
Oh, whoopee.

The racist babbling sister primitive, the primitive who thinks "darky" and "pickaninny" and "Sambo" toys are "cute."

If such is happening, of course it's abominable and should be stopped, but one suspects that if this is happening, it's not happening to the same degree that torture, body mutilation, cruel and unusual punishment, murder, happened in places run by Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Ho, Fidel, Papa Doc, Little Kim, &c., &c., &c.--places run by the usual primitive idols.

It's a matter of degree, and perhaps the racist babbling sister primitive should spend some of her time researching conditions in socialist camps and socialist regimes, so as to put it into perspective.  Probably for every Great Brutality that happens in Iraq today, there's hundreds, thousands, of similar Great Brutalities happening in socialist places.


Not to mention the gentle attentions of the "Leaders" that the current crop replaced;  Uday, Qusay, and dear old dad Saddam
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Flame on April 21, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
They are only concerned now because it is gays being singled out.  They didn't have a problem with the "across the board" torture Saddam and his sons orchestrated.  After all, all that matters is that it was EQUAL torture.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Eupher on April 21, 2009, 01:39:27 PM
Let's just send them some Hungry Man dinners and they can blow the glue plugs out.

 :rotf: :lmao: :cheersmate:

That's h5 material right there!
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 21, 2009, 02:01:13 PM
Oh, whoopee.

The racist babbling sister primitive, the primitive who thinks "darky" and "pickaninny" and "Sambo" toys are "cute."


and they'll go out of their way not to blame Islam.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 21, 2009, 02:55:25 PM
AIDS prevention......Muslim style.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: TheSarge on April 21, 2009, 03:39:42 PM
Let's just send them some Hungry Man dinners and they can blow the glue plugs out.

The chili mac MRE works much better.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: diesel driver on April 21, 2009, 06:00:21 PM
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"A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using 'Iranian gum.' ...Yina Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, 'Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.'

I'm surprised they haven't said those famous 2 words we have heard for over 8 years:

"BUSH'S FAULT!"
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 21, 2009, 06:11:17 PM
I'm surprised they haven't said those famous 2 words we have heard for over 8 years:

"BUSH'S FAULT!"


Given that we are talking about the DUmmies, I just assumed they were calling it Bush's fault.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: thundley4 on April 21, 2009, 06:11:34 PM
I'm surprised they haven't said those famous 2 words we have heard for over 8 years:

"BUSH'S FAULT!"


That's a given these days.  Gays were much more accepted under Saddam Hussein , than they are now.  :whatever:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Lord Undies on April 21, 2009, 06:13:03 PM
That's a given these days.  Gays were much more accepted under Saddam Hussein , than they are now.  :whatever:

Wasn't Saddam Hussein the grand marshall at the last Baghdad gay pride parade?
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: thundley4 on April 21, 2009, 06:15:00 PM
Wasn't Saddam Hussein the grand marshall at the last Baghdad gay pride parade?

I didn't keep up with that, but B Hussein might be the grand marshall at on in San Fagcisco this year.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: dutch508 on April 21, 2009, 10:16:51 PM
Now that we've turned over large parts of Iraq back to the Iraqis, as the leftist screamed at us to do, what is it that they want us to do now?

You want a largely islamic country to be free and rule itself, they are going to follow largely islamic laws.

You do understand what it says about same-sex marrage in Iraqi law, don't you?


DUmbasses.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: happy1ga on April 22, 2009, 07:34:09 AM
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Okay, I am really feeling conflicted about this story.

On the one hand, I am appalled at the idea of Iraqis torturing gay men in this way.

On the other hand, I am intrigued with the idea of trying this out on Limpballs, Darth Cheney and Little Seanie Vanity.

Talk about moral dilemmas . . .

April 21st, 2009 at 12:19 pm


Lovely people over there at the Think Progress, eh? As for it being Bush's fault, oh yeah, they named Bush, Dobson, religion, Cheney, well, you know, everyone EXCEPT who was actually at fault.  :hammer:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 08:28:45 AM
Isn't it kinda gay in and of itself to be the one gluing another mans anus?   :uhsure:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 08:35:42 AM
Isn't it kinda gay in and of itself to be the one gluing another mans anus?   :uhsure:

Yeah.  My doctor nixed a rectal exam because he didn't want me to think he's gay.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 09:05:25 AM
Yeah.  My doctor nixed a rectal exam because he didn't want me to think he's gay.
Somehow I doubt the guys running around Iraq gluing buttholes shut are doctors Undies! :lmao:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 22, 2009, 09:17:24 AM
Yeah.  My doctor nixed a rectal exam because he didn't want me to think he's gay.


     You offered to give your doctor a rectal exam? Geez, I'd turn it down, too.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 09:29:26 AM

     You offered to give your doctor a rectal exam? Geez, I'd turn it down, too.

Don't include me in your mental matinee.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on April 22, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Yeah.  My doctor nixed a rectal exam because he didn't want me to think he's gay.

Thanks for the eye worm :overreaction:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 09:54:21 AM
Somehow I doubt the guys running around Iraq gluing buttholes shut are doctors Undies! :lmao:

My point being non-gay guys look upon these unpleasant contacts as "just part of the job".
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:12:25 AM
My point being non-gay guys look upon these unpleasant contacts as "just part of the job".
I think i'd find another job! If you're not a doctor it's a gay act just sayin! :uhsure:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:15:29 AM
I think i'd find another job! If you're not a doctor it's a gay act just sayin! :uhsure:

I'll remember that the next time my little grandson wants me to wipe his butt.  I'll tell him I can't.  It's gay.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:20:25 AM
I'll remember that the next time my little grandson wants me to wipe his butt.  I'll tell him I can't.  It's gay.
We're not talking about children :whatever: We're talking about islamic fanatics running around a country purposely touching the anuses of other grown men because they have a problem with said grown men inserting things into their anuses to begin with! If you have that much of a problem with the butthole of another man,don't you think it's kind of a strange thing to go out of your way to touch it?
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:32:45 AM
We're not talking about children :whatever: We're talking about islamic fanatics running around a country purposely touching the anuses of other grown men because they have a problem with said grown men inserting things into their anuses to begin with! If you have that much of a problem with the butthole of another man,don't you think it's kind of a strange thing to go out of your way to touch it?

How do you know they don't use tongs and a glue squirter? 
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
How do you know they don't use tongs and a glue squirter? 
Do you teach a class on this or something? :-)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:35:37 AM
Do you teach a class on this or something? :-)

I have a website.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:40:35 AM
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How do you know they don't use tongs and a glue squirter?
I'm hoping thats not code for something :o :-)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:44:54 AM
I'm hoping thats not code for something :o :-)

Wow.  MY mind doesn't even go in that direction.  :o
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 11:52:12 AM
Wow.  MY mind doesn't even go in that direction.  :o

Just look at TTTL's avatar and you can tell where his mind is.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:53:10 AM
Just look at TTTL's avatar and you can tell where his mind is.  :lmao:

It is a cry for help isn't it?
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
Just look at TTTL's avatar and you can tell where his mind is.  :lmao:
Glen Quagmire is the man! :bird: :-)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 12:11:49 PM
It is a cry for help isn't it?
I'm not the one defending anal gluing! :-)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 12:17:35 PM
I'm not the one defending anal gluing! :-)

I don't think anyone is defending the act.  Someone here did make it sexual.  I won't say who, just follow my eyes (Undies looks at Toasted).
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 12:22:27 PM
I don't think anyone is defending the act.  Someone here did make it sexual.  I won't say who, just follow my eyes (Undies looks at Toasted).
Can't help it! Repressed homosexuality fascinates me! :-)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Chris_ on April 22, 2009, 12:28:00 PM
I have a website.
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/tv.jpg)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 12:30:05 PM
Can't help it! Repressed homosexuality fascinates me! :-)

Is that what your group calls "bi-curious"?
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 01:29:35 PM
Is that what your group calls "bi-curious"?
My group? :lmao:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 22, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
I'm thinkin' they stand a few feet way with the subject bent over grabbing his ankles and shooting in there with a squirt gun. After which they demand said subject to clench his butt cheeks.  :lmao: :lmao: :hammer:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: diesel driver on April 22, 2009, 04:53:30 PM
I'm thinkin' they stand a few feet way with the subject bent over grabbing his ankles and shooting in there with a squirt gun. After which they demand said subject to clench his butt cheeks.  :lmao: :lmao: :hammer:

I was thinking of something like a caulking gun with a LONG extension on it, you know, to get to those "hard to reach" places....  ::)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: asdf2231 on April 22, 2009, 04:56:10 PM
How'd ya like to have that job?   :puke:

.

"What did you do during the war daddy?"

"Umm... It was like this..."
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Chris_ on April 22, 2009, 04:56:20 PM
Y'all are spending waaaaay too much time thinking about this.  
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
Y'all are spending waaaaay too much time thinking about this.  

Oh, c'mon.  Who among us did not play Brothers of the Hole back in Jr. High?
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: diesel driver on April 22, 2009, 05:13:04 PM
Oh, c'mon.  Who among us did not play Brothers of the Hole back in Jr. High?

Ummm, no.

However, my brothers and I did run a naked GI Joe down over a dirt embankment with a lit firecracker under his a$$....
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 05:15:19 PM
Ummm, no.

However, my brothers and I did run a naked GI Joe down over a dirt embankment with a lit firecracker under his a$$....

That's repressed homosexuality if I ever heard it.   :o
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 22, 2009, 06:45:05 PM
Ummm, no.

However, my brothers and I did run a naked GI Joe down over a dirt embankment with a lit firecracker under his a$$....

That gives new meaning to the term "gang banging," eh?
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: happy1ga on April 23, 2009, 10:50:24 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 23, 2009, 10:53:10 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o

" 'cause ya know we can't do this all day!"
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 23, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o
A giant tube of Anusol? :-)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Chris_ on April 23, 2009, 11:28:08 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o
ROFL.  I can just see him hawking the new "Preparation Gay".   :rotf:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 23, 2009, 11:44:18 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o

I so want to pre-hire Billy Mays to give the eulogy at my funeral.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: delilahmused on April 23, 2009, 12:34:41 PM
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"A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using 'Iranian gum.' ...Yina Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, 'Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.' According to her, the new substance 'is known as the American hum, which is an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death. Videos of this form of torture are being distributed on mobile cellphones in Iraq.'"

Gee, I wonder if it's the same "human rights activist" who accused Marines of going on a rampage in Haditha?

Cindie
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 23, 2009, 02:27:12 PM
I so want to pre-hire Billy Mays to give the eulogy at my funeral.

I've seen PITCHMEN. The TV show. His house looks expensive to the nth degree. He might not be cheap.
Maybe he could sell your belongings over the casket at your funeral, that would be the capitalist way to go
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: PatriotGame on April 23, 2009, 03:07:43 PM
Oh, c'mon.  Who among us did not play Brothers of the Hole back in Jr. High?
Yea, I can get behind that!

/DUFag
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Eupher on April 23, 2009, 03:14:37 PM
For such a ghey thread, this one has over 600 views so far.

What's up with that?  :whatever:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Lord Undies on April 23, 2009, 03:40:25 PM
For such a ghey thread, this one has over 600 views so far.

What's up with that?  :whatever:

I don't know.  I just tried it with Elmer's and it didn't stop a thing.  It was pleasantly soothing, though, at first.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 23, 2009, 04:03:33 PM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o

If you act now, you get the Ginsu knives!  They slice, they dice, they cut and they pare!  :tongue: :naughty:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Wineslob on April 23, 2009, 04:13:07 PM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/CAE45JJPCADJ7F31CAXCCBO9CAN85B2RCA1.jpg)
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: diesel driver on April 23, 2009, 04:14:56 PM
That's repressed homosexuality if I ever heard it.   :o

I was 8, he was 5. 

Just a couple of redneck wannabe's playing with explosives....   :fuelfire:

Joe flew about 15-20 feet with a M-80, but it blew the Jeep in half....   :rotf:
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 23, 2009, 04:24:49 PM
If you act now, you get the Ginsu knives!  They slice, they dice, they cut and they pare!  :tongue: :naughty:

It slices, it dices, it makes julian fries in seconds........BUTT WAIT!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
Post by: Eupher on April 23, 2009, 04:45:28 PM
I don't know.  I just tried it with Elmer's and it didn't stop a thing.  It was pleasantly soothing, though, at first.

You know, that's a thought. Eating paste just might do it without the violence done to the sphincter.
Title: Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
Post by: thundley4 on April 23, 2009, 04:49:34 PM
You know, that's a thought. Eating paste just might do it without the violence done to the sphincter.

http://www.pasteeaters.com/
 :rotf: