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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on April 08, 2009, 05:31:31 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5411213
Oh my.
This is funny, and it's a pretty big bonfire:
arcadian (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 08:55 PM
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When Obama assigns you a freeper to re-educate, what are you going to do with him?
I'm gonna make mine learn French and then translate the complete works of George Orwell into French. Then I'll make him learn Swahili and do the same thing. Oh, and he'll do my laundry and cut my grass, fetch me tea and so forth. Now that's a tea bag party I can live with.
There's so many primitives that I'm going to quote only a few:
BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 08:56 PM
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1. Bring him/her to my urban hellhole, see a gay club, a book reading, and a play.
Oh my. The warped primitive must've had a bad day:
Warpy (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 08:59 PM
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4. Doorstop
It's about all their intelligence qualifies them for.
It's a useful activity, especially on windy days in spring and fall.
It will be a fashion statement and conversation piece at the same time, our Freeper doorstop.
kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 09:04 PM
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16. Roast him and eat him. Yummmm, long pig! Freepers CAN'T be re-educated.
The one-handed Sahara Sam primitive is here, but his whole post is excerpted from articles on the internet, not worth copying-and-pasting to bring over here.
The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, from his boat in the mountains of Tennessee, the boat he can't quite get out to the ocean:
Wiley50 (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 09:51 PM
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41. well, first you have to get their attention, so out comes the 2x4
It's the first task of any TN Mule trainer
Uh oh. An 0bumble critic shows up:
Mari333 (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 10:04 PM
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46. Force him or her to watch Obama as he takes all the mercenaries out of Iraq and Afghanistan..uh..never mind..
okay, try this
force him or her to watch as Obama brings the troops home...uh..never mind..
okay..
force him or her to watch as Obama dismantles the FISA telecommunications spying on citizens that Bush implemented...um...never mind
okay try this
force him or her to watch as Obama supports gay marriage..wait..never mind..
okay
force him or her to watch Obama as he demands that Bush be held accountable for war crimes..wait..um
okay
force him or her to see Obama chastise corporations for outsourcing and come out in full support of the Employee Fair wage act..
wait..
okay
well, **** it.
lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 10:36 PM
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49. Shit in his hat and have him wear it.
old mark (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-08-09 03:58 AM
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62. I don't like being around them enough to actually have one. Take him back to the pound.
As mentioned, there's a lot of primitives at this bonfire, but I quoted only the Primiitves of Prominence.
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Reeducation !!!!!......... :rotf:
I was educated by liberals in the liberal manner to buy into the liberal agenda but "Real Life" reeducated me. DUmmies have never experienced "real life" so it is "them" that needs reeducating.
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So many DUmmies, so little intelligence.... :mental:
The sad part is that the FReepers would actually educate the DUmmies.... :lmao:
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Within 48hrs. the freeper would have all the moonbat's money, would have drank all the beer in his/her/its fridge, and the DUmmy women would be making him sammiches with satisfied smiles on their faces (for the first time in years).
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Wiley50 (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 09:51 PM
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41. well, first you have to get their attention, so out comes the 2x4
It's the first task of any TN Mule trainer
Bring it bi*ch I'll turn your 2x4 into a wooden suppository.
Little goons talk tough from behind the keyboard.
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 08:55 PM
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When Obama assigns you a freeper to re-educate, what are you going to do with him?
I'm gonna make mine learn French and then translate the complete works of George Orwell into French. Then I'll make him learn Swahili and do the same thing. Oh, and he'll do my laundry and cut my grass, fetch me tea and so forth. Now that's a tea bag party I can live with.
These DUmmies sure seem to want a return to slavery. Sadly under 0Bama's "rule" that is what we are seeing. "Tea bag party"? a Freudian slip by a gay DUmmie perhaps?
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And yet they claim we're the fascists. I have no doubt who the jackbooted thugs would be, or try to be before they ran off crying.
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These idiots act like f'n 5 year olds.
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Little goons talk tough from behind the keyboard.
It's all they have.
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The only "re-education" they would see is a knuckle sandwich.
So much bravado behind keyboards.
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These DUmmies sure seem to want a return to slavery. Sadly under 0Bama's "rule" that is what we are seeing. "Tea bag party"? a Freudian slip by a gay DUmmie perhaps?
I've noticed that the DUmmies are commonly referring to the conservative tea parties as "tea bag parties" to deride the movement. Otherwise, I would call it a Freudian slip. :-)
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These DUmmies sure seem to want a return to slavery. Sadly under 0Bama's "rule" that is what we are seeing. "Tea bag party"? a Freudian slip by a gay DUmmie perhaps?
Patrick Henry once told those that would not fight for their freedom that he hoped their chains would rest lightly upon them.
The DUmmies are ecstatic in their master. They kiss his feet like he kisses Saud prince's rings. If they wish to be slaves, I don't really care. I only care that they desire to make me a slave. To that, I say Molon Labe.
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 08:59 PM
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4. Doorstop
It's about all their intelligence qualifies them for.
It's a useful activity, especially on windy days in spring and fall.
It will be a fashion statement and conversation piece at the same time, our Freeper doorstop.
Question, if the conservatives are the ones that aren't intelligent, why is it that it's you fools who can't make it on your own without the government's help?
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Man, I'm scared now!
:panic:
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I have 4 mules. I dare this puke to smack my big boy up side the head! He'd stomp a mud puddle in his ass!
Not a good idea to be on all fours around my jack either! He's horny 24/7!
He's about 6' at the shoulders and weighs around 1600 lbs!
edited to give ya an idea of his size
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Lurking DUmmies, I double dog dare you to show up at a Tea Party and spout your crap.
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Lurking DUmmies, I double dog dare you to show up at a Tea Party and spout your crap.
There's a report out yesterday saing that ACORN was going try and do just that.
Nice to see they are putting my tax dollar sponsored bailout money to work in such a useful manner. :whatever:
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Reeducation !!!!!......... :rotf:
I was educated by liberals in the liberal manner to buy into the liberal agenda but "Real Life" reeducated me. DUmmies have never experienced "real life" so it is "them" that needs reeducating.
they do not believe in cause and effect, common sense or reality
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There's a report out yesterday saing that ACORN was going try and do just that.
Nice to see they are putting my tax dollar sponsored bailout money to work in such a useful manner. :whatever:
The news item I saw about ACORN was that they will show up carrying racist signs and other signs to discredit the organizers and the tea parties themselves.
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The news item I saw about ACORN was that they will show up carrying racist signs and other signs to discredit the organizers and the tea parties themselves.
Rush was talking about this. His opinion was that they will try to incite violence of some sort for the lap-dog media to capture.
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Rush was talking about this. His opinion was that they will try to incite violence of some sort for the lap-dog media to capture.
the media is beyong lapdog... they are humpleg media
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the media is beyong lapdog... they are humpleg media
We even have a smiley for that:
:leghump:
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The news item I saw about ACORN was that they will show up carrying racist signs and other signs to discredit the organizers and the tea parties themselves.
I've also heard this.
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It worked in the meme of Angry Republicans that went out.
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I've been thinking about this. My question is, why don't they bring it? I mean, seriously, stop ****ing talking shit and bring it already. I'm ready. Let's ****ing go. Damn, stop procrastinating. Let's get this shit over with.
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I've been thinking about this. My question is, why don't they bring it? I mean, seriously, stop ****ing talking shit and bring it already. I'm ready. Let's ****ing go. Damn, stop procrastinating. Let's get this shit over with.
Because, they are nutless pussies?
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-07-09 08:56 PM
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1. Bring him/her to my urban hellhole, see a gay club, a book reading, and a play.
If we do get re-eduated, or rather have to do some re-educating, can I puh-leeeze have this one?? I'd like a chance to see if my drama degree did any good, show them my personal library, take them to a gay club I have been to in ATL, and show them the people living under overpasses here. I think we'd have a real good old-fashioned time. You know how ignorant and backward all of us Rethuglicans are that live in the South, how devoid of kultchur. Then I will take them to my business and show them REAL LIVE people who are working, while I have my foot up their a$$. I'm in, DUmpmonkey. :tongue:
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If we wanted to return the favor, the proper way to "re-educate" the DUmp could be summed up in one action:
Cut off food supplies to the cities.
Then, we'd have some wailing and gnashing of teeth. :fuelfire:
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If we wanted to return the favor, the proper way to "re-educate" the DUmp could be summed up in one action:
Cut off food supplies to the cities.
Then, we'd have some wailing and gnashing of teeth.
That would do it. Rescind all food stamp cards, and public housing, and they would be screwed.
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That would do it. Rescind all food stamp cards, and public housing, and they would be screwed.
I like the way you think.... :-)
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I like the way you think....
Yes, well, like most women, I can be heartless, when necessary.
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Yes, well, like most women, I can be heartless, when necessary.
Heartless??
not from where I am sitting...I call it wisdom steeped in reality.
clamping on to the tit is why they love gov. rule, without it they might have to survive and think on thier own....the very thing they are incapable of
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ATTENTION ALL LURKING D.U PUSSIES!!!
I accept your invitation to be re-educated.
There will be tea parties all over the country on the 15th...I will be waiting for you and we can discuss this fantasy you have. But first know this, you are ****ing with the part of the population that doesn't believe in peacefull discussion when their freedom is threatened and will not likely sit back and try and understand why you feel the way you do and quite frankly I am tired of your empty ****ing threats. So gather your nuts,bring your 2x4's,your books, make out a will and come on down!!! but I think you will have a hard time remembering why you are there when you find a foot stuck up your ass !
Oh...and kestrel, you talk pretty tough for a faggot from Encino...was Dahmer a relative of yours? you know what they did to his cannibalistic ass....