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Title: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: thundley4 on March 31, 2009, 12:01:47 PM
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OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. -- A door-to-door dentist is accused of doing much more than pulling teeth. Deputies say he groped a female patient in Osceola County after he gave her drugs.
It does not appear that Luis Figueroa-Vasquez is even a licensed dentist and cops say he didn't act like one either. He's accused of drugging one of his would-be patients and then taking advantage of her sexually.
Detectives want the public to take a good look at Figueroa-Vasquez's mug shot, because they believe there are more victims out there. The fake dentist was arrested over the weekend after a woman at the Cobblestone Apartments claimed he did more than fix her teeth.
"The victim believes he used some sort of anesthetic that would be used at a dentist's office, she's not sure. But he did use more than a few drugs and, once she was a little groggy, that's when she says he touched her inappropriately multiple times," said Twis Lizasuain, Osceola County Sheriff's Office.
Floriduh! (http://www.wftv.com/news/19045980/detail.html)

Lawn chair dentistry?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2009, 12:04:11 PM
"Stupid is as stupid does"   :whatever:

*nods to Forrest Gump*

Who lets a "door to door dentist" inside?   :mental:
Title: Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: Sweet Dee on March 31, 2009, 01:07:57 PM
Dammit that guy's stealin' my signature move!  Sheesh  :p
Title: Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: Lord Undies on March 31, 2009, 01:11:40 PM
So I was smart to turn away the Mobil Proctology Clinic van yesterday?
Title: Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
Ah the good old days of my youth running the door to door Amatuer Mamogram business!

Sigh.
Title: Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: thundley4 on March 31, 2009, 02:26:13 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
Ah the good old days of my youth running the door to door Amatuer Mamogram business!

Sigh.

Nothing like having a good handle on your work, is there?
Title: Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: NHSparky on March 31, 2009, 03:35:17 PM
Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 31, 2009, 01:07:57 PM
Dammit that guy's stealin' my signature move!  Sheesh  :p

You didn't drug me!  What, do you think I'm THAT easy now?
Title: Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
Ah the good old days of my youth running the door to door Amatuer Mamogram business!

Sigh.
Amateur?   :tongue: