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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on March 26, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
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A man caught performing a sex act with the hose of a car wash vacuum cleaner has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing, the court ordered.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court, after pleading no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
The judge, Fred L. Borchard, scolded Savage in court for making Saginaw a national laughing stock with his widely-reported sexual adventure. 'I believe you owe the community an apology for what you've done,' Borchard said. ...
There's an idea that judges in Florida could use. :-)
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_jailed_for_car_wash_vacuum_hose_sex&in_article_id=598092&in_page_id=2)
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At what point does a supposedly sentient human NOT stop and say to himself, "Maybe this is stupid."?
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That sucks.........it really sucks.
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That sucks.........it really sucks.
No...It blows, man...It really blows...
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No...It blows, man...It really blows...
Unusually it manages to both suck and blow. :-)
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Unusually it manages to both suck and blow. :-)
So the perp got hosed? :-)
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So the perp got hosed? :-)
They are just trying to stick it to the little man, man.
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Oh, but for the Grace of God go I. Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.
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Oh, but for the Grace of God go I. Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.
*smack*
:innocent:
:tongue:
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Damn, you just can't do nothin' no more without The Man gettin' all up in your face!
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Oh, but for the Grace of God go I. Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.
:rotf: :rotf:
h5
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At what point does a supposedly sentient human NOT stop and say to himself, "Maybe this is stupid."?
Depends on just how much alcohol is involved. :cheersmate:
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Man I wish I could've seen this in person!! Hilarious. lol :lmao:
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(http://www.thundersquee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/car-wash-hose-flyer_1-1.jpg)
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BTW here's his mug shot!
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2446/131/55/753200125/n753200125_2718783_4303347.jpg)
A nice guy like that you would think he could keep it at home and be happy with a nice shop vac or a cannister upright... But Noooo!
He's gotta take it out on the streets and feed quarters into some disease ridden whore-vac!
America is doomed. :(
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BTW here's his mug shot!
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2446/131/55/753200125/n753200125_2718783_4303347.jpg)
A nice guy like that you would think he could keep it at home and be happy with a nice shop vac or a cannister upright... But Noooo!
He's gotta take it out on the streets and feed quarters into some disease ridden whore-vac!
America is doomed. :(
Maybe it's not totally his fault. Maybe that hose was a slut who was askin' for it! You never know ;) :p
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Maybe it's not totally his fault. Maybe that hose was a slut who was askin' for it! You never know ;) :p
You may be right.
I found a picture of it.
(http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vacuum-cleaner-sex.jpg)
Poor guy never had a chance.
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You may be right.
I found a picture of it.
(http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vacuum-cleaner-sex.jpg)
Poor guy never had a chance.
:lmao: :rotf:
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You may be right.
I found a picture of it.
(http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vacuum-cleaner-sex.jpg)
Poor guy never had a chance.
MAN! Get a load of the hose on that male vac. .....ain't no way he can expect to compete with that.
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:rotf: Yeah....I got nuthin. Ya'll are too funny! :evillaugh:
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Reminds me of Scary Movie, where that girl tells her nerdy brother that their mom told him to keep his ____ out of the vaccum.
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But...but...yer honner...all I was trying to do was get out my belly button lint, but she just wouldn't take NO for an answer!
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There's an idea that judges in Florida could use. :-)
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_jailed_for_car_wash_vacuum_hose_sex&in_article_id=598092&in_page_id=2)
This is illegal?
:-)
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This is illegal?
:-)
Not in Nevada. Haven't you seen the pron advertisements saying that everything is legal in Nevada???
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Not in Nevada. Haven't you seen the pron advertisements saying that everything is legal in Nevada???
What happens at a Vegas Car Wash, stays in Vegas. :-)
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Sucks to be him.
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Sucks to be him.
Maybe he's just been living in a vacuum.
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There's an idea that judges in Florida could use. :-)
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_jailed_for_car_wash_vacuum_hose_sex&in_article_id=598092&in_page_id=2)
darn, a power surge could have made him a Darwin Award nominee
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"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.
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"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.
But was he able to keep his canister upright?
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"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.
But was he able to keep his canister upright?
:lmao: you two are terrible!!
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:lmao: you two are terrible!!
Good thing the perv didn't use the beater attachment. Oh my. :-)
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Good thing the perv didn't use the beater attachment. Oh my. :-)
You should see what he can do with the crevice tool!
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You should see what he can do with the crevice tool!
I'd rather not see that TYVM.
I'm sure his family is Oreck after all this publicity.
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I'd rather not see that TYVM.
I'm sure his family is Oreck after all this publicity.
I heard his dad said to him, "Your reputation and credibilty has turn to dust, Buster."
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I heard his dad said to him, "Your reputation and credibilty has turn to dust, Buster."
Oh, he was just being a Dirt Devil's advocate.
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So if he wanks into a Swiffer towel, does the song, "Baby Come Back" keep playing over and over?
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he was doing the moon walk, thats what attracted attention and got him arrested
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Last week, while at carwash, the same guy gave a whole new meaning to the words Sham WOW.
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Maybe he's just been living in a vacuum.
I bet that when he got caught, he was pretty hosed off.