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Title: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: bijou on March 26, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
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A man caught performing a sex act with the hose of a car wash vacuum cleaner has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing, the court ordered.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court, after pleading no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

The judge, Fred L. Borchard, scolded Savage in court for making Saginaw a national laughing stock with his widely-reported sexual adventure. 'I believe you owe the community an apology for what you've done,' Borchard said. ...

There's an idea that judges in Florida could use.  :-)
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_jailed_for_car_wash_vacuum_hose_sex&in_article_id=598092&in_page_id=2)
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 26, 2009, 10:13:25 AM
At what point does a supposedly sentient human NOT stop and say to himself, "Maybe this is stupid."?
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 26, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
That sucks.........it really sucks.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: dutch508 on March 26, 2009, 11:01:06 AM
That sucks.........it really sucks.


No...It blows, man...It really blows...
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: bijou on March 26, 2009, 11:02:41 AM

No...It blows, man...It really blows...
Unusually it manages to both suck and blow.  :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2009, 11:06:04 AM
Unusually it manages to both suck and blow.  :-)
So the perp got hosed?   :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: dutch508 on March 26, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
So the perp got hosed?   :-)


They are just trying to stick it to the little man, man.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Lord Undies on March 26, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
Oh, but for the Grace of God go I.   Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2009, 11:37:04 AM
Oh, but for the Grace of God go I.   Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.
*smack*

 :innocent:





















 :tongue:
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 26, 2009, 11:37:12 AM
Damn, you just can't do nothin' no more without The Man gettin' all up in your face!
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Eupher on March 26, 2009, 02:47:27 PM
Oh, but for the Grace of God go I.   Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.


 :rotf: :rotf:

h5
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Zathras on March 26, 2009, 02:53:36 PM
At what point does a supposedly sentient human NOT stop and say to himself, "Maybe this is stupid."?

Depends on just how much alcohol is involved.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Sweet Dee on March 26, 2009, 02:56:32 PM
Man I wish I could've seen this in person!!  Hilarious.  lol   :lmao:
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 03:57:52 PM
(http://www.thundersquee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/car-wash-hose-flyer_1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
BTW here's his mug shot!

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2446/131/55/753200125/n753200125_2718783_4303347.jpg)

A nice guy like that you would think he could keep it at home and be happy with a nice shop vac or a cannister upright... But Noooo!

He's gotta take it out on the streets and feed quarters into some disease ridden whore-vac!

America is doomed. :(
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Sweet Dee on March 26, 2009, 04:06:42 PM
BTW here's his mug shot!

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2446/131/55/753200125/n753200125_2718783_4303347.jpg)

A nice guy like that you would think he could keep it at home and be happy with a nice shop vac or a cannister upright... But Noooo!

He's gotta take it out on the streets and feed quarters into some disease ridden whore-vac!

America is doomed. :(

Maybe it's not totally his fault.  Maybe that hose was a slut who was askin' for it!  You never know ;)   :p
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 04:16:03 PM
Maybe it's not totally his fault.  Maybe that hose was a slut who was askin' for it!  You never know ;)   :p

You may be right.

I found a picture of it.

(http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vacuum-cleaner-sex.jpg)

Poor guy never had a chance.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Sweet Dee on March 26, 2009, 04:16:29 PM
You may be right.

I found a picture of it.

(http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vacuum-cleaner-sex.jpg)

Poor guy never had a chance.

 :lmao:    :rotf:
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 26, 2009, 05:03:51 PM
You may be right.

I found a picture of it.

(http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vacuum-cleaner-sex.jpg)

Poor guy never had a chance.

MAN! Get a load of the hose on that male vac. .....ain't no way he can expect to compete with that.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: DixieBelle on March 26, 2009, 08:00:40 PM
 :rotf: Yeah....I got nuthin. Ya'll are too funny!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Lanie on March 26, 2009, 08:28:03 PM
Reminds me of Scary Movie, where that girl tells her nerdy brother that their mom told him to keep his ____ out of the vaccum.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: NHSparky on March 27, 2009, 07:56:29 AM
But...but...yer honner...all I was trying to do was get out my belly button lint, but she just wouldn't take NO for an answer!
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: RobJohnson on March 27, 2009, 09:40:01 AM
There's an idea that judges in Florida could use.  :-)
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_jailed_for_car_wash_vacuum_hose_sex&in_article_id=598092&in_page_id=2)

This is illegal?


 :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: NHSparky on March 27, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
This is illegal?


 :-)

Not in Nevada.  Haven't you seen the pron advertisements saying that everything is legal in Nevada???

Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: RobJohnson on March 27, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
Not in Nevada.  Haven't you seen the pron advertisements saying that everything is legal in Nevada???




What happens at a Vegas Car Wash, stays in Vegas.  :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: jinxmchue on March 27, 2009, 10:36:49 AM
Sucks to be him.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2009, 11:28:14 AM
Sucks to be him.
Maybe he's just been living in a vacuum.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 27, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
There's an idea that judges in Florida could use.  :-)
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_jailed_for_car_wash_vacuum_hose_sex&in_article_id=598092&in_page_id=2)

darn, a power surge could have made him a Darwin Award nominee
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Lord Undies on March 27, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.
But was he able to keep his canister upright?
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Sweet Dee on March 27, 2009, 12:06:25 PM
"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.

But was he able to keep his canister upright?

 :lmao:  you two are terrible!!
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2009, 12:07:39 PM
:lmao:  you two are terrible!!
Good thing the perv didn't use the beater attachment.  Oh my.   :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Lord Undies on March 27, 2009, 12:08:49 PM
Good thing the perv didn't use the beater attachment.  Oh my.   :-)

You should see what he can do with the crevice tool!
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2009, 12:13:40 PM
You should see what he can do with the crevice tool!
I'd rather not see that TYVM. 

I'm sure his family is Oreck after all this publicity.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Lord Undies on March 27, 2009, 12:15:54 PM
I'd rather not see that TYVM. 

I'm sure his family is Oreck after all this publicity.


I heard his dad said to him, "Your reputation and credibilty has turn to dust, Buster."
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2009, 12:18:36 PM
I heard his dad said to him, "Your reputation and credibilty has turn to dust, Buster."
Oh, he was just being a Dirt Devil's advocate.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: NHSparky on March 27, 2009, 01:16:35 PM
So if he wanks into a Swiffer towel, does the song, "Baby Come Back" keep playing over and over?
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 27, 2009, 01:22:35 PM
he was doing the moon walk, thats what attracted attention and got him arrested
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: RobJohnson on March 27, 2009, 01:43:47 PM
Last week, while at carwash, the same guy gave a whole new meaning to the words Sham WOW.
Title: Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
Post by: jinxmchue on March 27, 2009, 02:39:33 PM
Maybe he's just been living in a vacuum.


I bet that when he got caught, he was pretty hosed off.