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Title: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: thundley4 on March 19, 2009, 10:53:33 AM
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Boy's Father Says Punishment Too Steep
LAKELAND, Fla. -- A Polk County teenage student has been suspended from school because he intentionally passed gas, according to school officials.
The Lakeland Ledger reported that 15-year-old Jonathon Locked Jr. was suspended from Bill Duncan Opportunity School under a school district rule against disruptive behavior.
School officials said the teen repeatedly passed gas to make other children laugh. They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe.
Floriduh (http://www.clickorlando.com/news/18965374/detail.html)

This just reeks .
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Sweet Dee on March 19, 2009, 11:02:47 AM
 :lmao:   I'm sorry but he's a teenager, and a boy.  Not like he's gonna stop rippin' 'em as he gets older. 
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: bijou on March 19, 2009, 11:05:49 AM
You're right thundley, there's a nasty smell about this story.
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2009, 11:07:32 AM
Quote from: bijou on March 19, 2009, 11:05:49 AM
You're right thundley, there's a nasty smell about this story.
Well, I'm glad the press got wind of this one. 
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: dutch508 on March 19, 2009, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:07:32 AM
Well, I'm glad the press got wind of this one. 


it's just a passing phase...
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: NHSparky on March 19, 2009, 11:10:40 AM
Wait to see the noon "breaking" news.
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2009, 11:13:35 AM
Quote from: NHSparky on March 19, 2009, 11:10:40 AM
Wait to see the noon "breaking" news.
It'll cause quite a flap.
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: bijou on March 19, 2009, 11:14:13 AM
Quote from: dutch508 on March 19, 2009, 11:10:21 AM

it's just a passing phase...
But who nose what he'll get up to next?
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2009, 11:14:47 AM
Quote from: bijou on March 19, 2009, 11:14:13 AM
But who nose what he'll get up to next?
If it's not one thing it's the odor with these kids.
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 19, 2009, 11:22:27 AM
Cut the cheesy puns. Kids a victim of nothing butt trumpet up charges IMHO.

 :p
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2009, 11:26:01 AM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on March 19, 2009, 11:22:27 AM
Cut the cheesy puns. Kids a victim of nothing butt trumpet up charges IMHO.

 :p
You tired of cracks like these?   :-)
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Splashdown on March 19, 2009, 11:32:17 AM
I'm going to remain silent (bud deadly) on this issue, I think.
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2009, 11:34:41 AM
Quote from: Splashdown on March 19, 2009, 11:32:17 AM
I'm going to remain silent (bud deadly) on this issue, I think.
Aww, yer just pullin' my finger leg.   :-)
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 19, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:26:01 AM
You tired of cracks like these?   :-)

Some folks just like to toot their own horn I guess.


 :p
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2009, 11:48:12 AM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on March 19, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
Some folks just like to toot their own horn I guess.


 :p
...others just don't give a poot.    :tongue:
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Splashdown on March 19, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:48:12 AM
...others just don't give a poot.    :tongue:

Wow. That's going to leave a mark.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
Quote from: Splashdown on March 19, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
Wow. That's going to leave a mark.  :uhsure:
...only if you are on the skids.   :-)
Title: Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 19, 2009, 12:08:14 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
...only if you are on the skids.   :-)

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