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Title: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 10, 2009, 08:15:17 PM: I'm hopping over the bridge to tax friendly(er) Kentucky so bourbon is in. (lower taxes on beer and smokes too)

Cleaned the car out after my last adventure "over there". Cops pulled me over and accused me of smuggling books into Kentucky! I got off on a technicality though... no one could prove they were books.

:rimshot:

Sorry folks, I love Kentucky but that joke always comes to me when I talk about heading over there.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 10:42:58 PM: OMG... you are a one man troupe tonight! Do you need a sidekick? We can take this show on the road.

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 10, 2009, 10:46:31 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 10:42:58 PM
OMG... you are a one man troupe tonight! Do you need a sidekick? We can take this show on the road.

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight. :evillaugh:

isn't it past your bedtime? :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: debk on March 10, 2009, 11:00:20 PM: I am always amazed when buying liquor in KY....how much cheaper it is than here in TN....drinks are stronger and bigger too. :(
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 11:06:48 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on March 10, 2009, 10:46:31 PM
isn't it past your bedtime? :tongue:

I took a nap, Squeaky is going to be awake for some time!
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 10, 2009, 11:07:56 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 11:06:48 PM
I took a nap, Squeaky is going to be awake for some time!

I'll drink to that! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 11:08:52 PM: Quote from: debk on March 10, 2009, 11:00:20 PM
I am always amazed when buying liquor in KY....how much cheaper it is than here in TN....drinks are stronger and bigger too. :(

From what I've heard, KY is a beautiful state and I'm sick of winter.... I may just relocate myself. Of course, I'd stick out like a sore thumb in KY. :-)
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 10, 2009, 11:11:25 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 11:08:52 PM
From what I've heard, KY is a beautiful state and I'm sick of winter.... I may just relocate myself. Of course, I'd stick out like a sore thumb in KY. :-)

It is. You would. I would have used the words, "stick out like a sight for sore eye's" but whatever. :naughty: (shameless)
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: NHSparky on March 11, 2009, 08:34:06 AM: Pick up a 12-pack of Arrogant Bastard Ale and a 1/2 gallon jug of mudslides.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Wineslob on March 12, 2009, 04:16:17 PM: Quote
I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight.

We need to make a website. We'll be millionaires. :naughty:
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on March 12, 2009, 05:40:49 PM: Quote
I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
How about a president and a congress that aren't spend-happy socialists?
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: mamacags on March 12, 2009, 06:02:36 PM: 6 valium and a vacation please. I am this ~~><~~ close to just knocking the snot out of my kids tonight. :banghead:
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Lord Undies on March 12, 2009, 06:12:31 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 10:42:58 PM

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight. :evillaugh:

You've mentioned before that you're double-jointed, but I had no idea!
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Schadenfreude on March 12, 2009, 06:15:50 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on March 12, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
You've mentioned before that you're double-jointed, but I had no idea!

Lord Undies! I have missed you my love. Yes, 'tis true I have untapped skillz.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Flame on March 12, 2009, 06:35:31 PM: Quote from: mamacags on March 12, 2009, 06:02:36 PM
6 valium and a vacation please. I am this ~~><~~ close to just knocking the snot out of my kids tonight. :banghead:

I just took my evening Nyquil...a little early this evening, but I gotta get up early. I hav extra if you want a couple.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: LC EFA on March 12, 2009, 06:40:21 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on March 12, 2009, 04:16:17 PM

We need to make a website. We'll be millionaires. :naughty:

One Girl and No cup just doesn't have the same ring to it...
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: NHSparky on March 12, 2009, 10:08:19 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 12, 2009, 06:15:50 PM
Lord Undies! I have missed you my love. Yes, 'tis true I have untapped skillz.

I'm pretty sure that had you ever actually SEEN the "2 girls, 1 cup" bit, you wouldn't be talking about wine from your own box.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Schadenfreude on March 12, 2009, 10:12:57 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 12, 2009, 10:08:19 PM
I'm pretty sure that had you ever actually SEEN the "2 girls, 1 cup" bit, you wouldn't be talking about wine from your own box.

Just sayin.

I am a lady of gentle breeding, sir.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: NHSparky on March 12, 2009, 10:14:53 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 12, 2009, 10:12:57 PM
I am a lady of gentle breeding, sir.

So says the woman with the avatar of an incredible ass.

I was a gentle child, raised in the most genteel of manners. Then I was introduced to the REAL world. Then, in a pathetic attempt at escape, I ended up joining the Navy.

The rest, as they say, is history.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: rich_t on March 12, 2009, 10:14:59 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 12, 2009, 10:08:19 PM
I'm pretty sure that had you ever actually SEEN the "2 girls, 1 cup" bit, you wouldn't be talking about wine from your own box.

Just sayin.

Dude, that almost deserves a bitch-slap.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: NHSparky on March 12, 2009, 10:24:22 PM: Quote from: rich_t on March 12, 2009, 10:14:59 PM
Dude, that almost deserves a bitch-slap.

Sometimes you have to risk falling over the edge to see how close you can get to it.

Don't worry, it makes sense to me. That's all that matters.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: rich_t on March 12, 2009, 10:38:11 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 12, 2009, 10:24:22 PM
Sometimes you have to risk falling over the edge to see how close you can get to it.

Don't worry, it makes sense to me. That's all that matters.

Narcissist!

:rotf:
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Chris on March 12, 2009, 10:57:29 PM: Free beer!!^*

*for me. Viva la change jar!
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: RobJohnson on March 13, 2009, 02:10:41 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2009, 10:42:58 PM
OMG... you are a one man troupe tonight! Do you need a sidekick? We can take this show on the road.

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight. :evillaugh:

I would love to be that straw.
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Wineslob on March 13, 2009, 12:30:30 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 12, 2009, 06:15:50 PM
Lord Undies! I have missed you my love. Yes, 'tis true I have untapped skillz.

Well, if you need help, errr....tapping that..................
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: debk on March 13, 2009, 02:39:46 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on March 13, 2009, 12:30:30 PM

Well, if you need help, errr....tapping that..................

you just happen to have a handy corkscrew available to help.......
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Wineslob on March 13, 2009, 02:43:04 PM: Quote from: debk on March 13, 2009, 02:39:46 PM

you just happen to have a handy corkscrew available to help.......

Well...I AM the Wineslob! :tongue:

(im damn good with a cork too)
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Schadenfreude on March 13, 2009, 07:58:29 PM: Ha! Deb, what to do with these men?
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: NHSparky on March 14, 2009, 07:58:18 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 13, 2009, 07:58:29 PM
Ha! Deb, what to do with these men?

Well, you know that men are like linoleum...
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: debk on March 14, 2009, 10:00:34 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 14, 2009, 07:58:18 AM
Well, you know that men are like linoleum...

get 'em laid and walk all over them?.... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: Strider on March 14, 2009, 11:20:57 PM: Quote from: debk on March 14, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
get 'em laid and walk all over them?.... :evillaugh:
dont forget...
you gotta give em' a good polish from time to time...
Title: Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
Post by: LC EFA on March 14, 2009, 11:24:14 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 14, 2009, 07:58:18 AM
Well, you know that men are like linoleum...

You just gotta slice em thin enough ?