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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 02:09:49 AM

Title: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 02:09:49 AM
Modern Toilet is a restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan with a modern decor and a full-on toilet theme. All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. . Sink faucets and gender-coded "WC" signs appear throughout the three-storey facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries. Would you like to taste the ice-cream shaped like faeces?  http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/11/taiwans-modern-toilet-restaurant.html

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UdzqQpb36Jo/Rz36V3Hyn4I/AAAAAAAABTc/6OSxC96_Sec/s400/modern_toilet_restaurant_014.jpg)

This is really strange.
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Chris on March 09, 2009, 02:16:13 AM
These people are retarded.

I've seen pictures of the restaurant where you sit on toilets, but I haven't seen any of the 'utensils' until now.
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 02:18:32 AM
These people are retarded.

I've seen pictures of the restaurant where you sit on toilets, but I haven't seen any of the 'utensils' until now.

It's the craziest thing I have ever seen.

I heard they have shitty service.
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Eupher on March 09, 2009, 08:30:13 AM
Kinda wonderin' if they have mini-tp holders on the side of them crappers. You know, for napkins!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Chris_ on March 09, 2009, 08:37:05 AM
Ridiculous.
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: thundley4 on March 09, 2009, 09:08:23 AM
Japan is to the world like Florida is to the US, only much stranger.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: djones520 on March 09, 2009, 09:22:08 AM
Japan is to the world like Florida is to the US, only much stranger.  :evillaugh:

I'm missing the part where Taiwan is in Japan.
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: jinxmchue on March 09, 2009, 09:37:31 AM
I'm just bowled over.

This looks like a real can-do[ o] place.

But I bet the food tastes like crap.

No doubt the pervy Asian dudes with toilet fetishes think the place is a gas.

Okay, all these puns have left me pooped.
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: thundley4 on March 09, 2009, 10:57:29 AM
I'm missing the part where Taiwan is in Japan.

D'oh.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Chris_ on March 09, 2009, 11:35:02 AM
I'm missing the part where Taiwan is in Japan.
If Uncle Zer0 says we have 57 states, then Taiwan can be in Japan.   :-)
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 10:03:13 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UdzqQpb36Jo/Rz36VnHyn2I/AAAAAAAABTM/_8he6xsI5Q8/s400/modern_toilet_restaurant_012.jpg)


Ice cream anyone?
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Chris on March 09, 2009, 10:05:14 PM
I'll bet the guy at the SoftServ dispenser loves his job.
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 10:08:00 PM
I'll bet the guy at the SoftServ dispenser loves his job.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 10:08:40 PM
The soft serve rocky road is a huge seller for them!
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 09, 2009, 10:18:23 PM
Modern Toilet is a restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan with a modern decor and a full-on toilet theme. All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. . Sink faucets and gender-coded "WC" signs appear throughout the three-storey facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries. Would you like to taste the ice-cream shaped like faeces?  http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/11/taiwans-modern-toilet-restaurant.html

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UdzqQpb36Jo/Rz36V3Hyn4I/AAAAAAAABTc/6OSxC96_Sec/s400/modern_toilet_restaurant_014.jpg)

This is really strange.

I thought they'd be sitting on toilets. everyonce in a while someone leaves without flushing.... thats always bad... please no tipping
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 10:42:32 PM
I thought they'd be sitting on toilets. everyonce in a while someone leaves without flushing.... thats always bad... please no tipping



(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UdzqQpb36Jo/Rz36knHyn9I/AAAAAAAABUE/m0JuciKjJ0M/s400/modern_toilet_restaurant_009.jpg)
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 09, 2009, 11:05:40 PM


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UdzqQpb36Jo/Rz36knHyn9I/AAAAAAAABUE/m0JuciKjJ0M/s400/modern_toilet_restaurant_009.jpg)

did I need to see that? really?
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 11:20:45 PM
did I need to see that? really?


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Chris on March 09, 2009, 11:22:35 PM
I don't see one with a fuzzy pink cover and the matching wrap-around rug.   
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: RobJohnson on March 09, 2009, 11:26:27 PM
I don't see one with a fuzzy pink cover and the matching wrap-around rug.   

I hate those fuzzy covers, the lids never stay up and scare me when they slam down!
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Eupher on March 10, 2009, 08:57:31 AM
I hate those fuzzy covers, the lids never stay up and scare me when they slam down!

Ditto for the cushioned toilet seats. I mean, who needs to sit down and hear, "Whooosh!" before any business is actually conducted?

And somebody please tell me who, besides a 5-year old, needs a toilet that is only 16 inches high? I can't stand looking at my kneecaps when I'm taking care of business.  :-)   
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Chris_ on March 10, 2009, 11:06:33 AM
did I need to see that? really?
I suspect working there is a tankless job.   :-)
Title: Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
Post by: Hawkgirl on March 10, 2009, 07:11:23 PM
Taking your anal fetish mainstream....gotta admire the balls.