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Title: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: bijou on March 04, 2009, 08:25:09 AM: Quote
A shopper at a Wal-Mart in Falmouth made a mysterious find on the shelves Saturday night: a wallet with a collection of human teeth in it, police said.

The man was shopping at the Teaticket Highway store just after 9:30 p.m. when he found the 10 teeth in a zippered compartment of a wallet, said Kimberly Pacheco, a clerk at the Falmouth Police Department. The teeth were determined to be from an adult; one of them had a filling, police said.

The customer brought the wallet to the attention of a sales clerk but left the store without giving his name. Police said they cannot perform DNA tests on the teeth because there was no blood or gum tissue attached. ...
link (http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/03/cape_shopper_fi.html)

Falmouth is not in Florida. :-)
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: NHSparky on March 04, 2009, 11:12:35 AM: Ah, Massachusetts...the Flori-DUH of New England.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Chris_ on March 04, 2009, 11:14:54 AM: Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 08:25:09 AM
link (http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/03/cape_shopper_fi.html)

Falmouth is not in Florida. :-)

Now they're gonna have to rename it "Foul-mouth". :-)
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: NHSparky on March 04, 2009, 11:16:35 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on March 04, 2009, 11:14:54 AM
Now they're gonna have to rename it "Foul-mouth". :-)

Hell, you just described the entire eastern half of Mass.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: thundley4 on March 04, 2009, 11:16:56 AM: This story has no bite to it.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Chris_ on March 04, 2009, 11:26:43 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on March 04, 2009, 11:16:56 AM
This story has no bite to it.
They need to put a cap on it quickly.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: bijou on March 04, 2009, 11:43:48 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on March 04, 2009, 11:26:43 AM
They need to put a cap on it quickly.
Hey, this might be some junior reporter's crowning glory.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Chris_ on March 04, 2009, 11:44:37 AM: Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 11:43:48 AM
Hey, this might be some junior reporter's crowning glory.
He'll have to get to the root of the problem first. :-)
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: thundley4 on March 04, 2009, 11:51:27 AM: I was BRACEd for a more JAW-dropping story.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Chris_ on March 04, 2009, 11:52:32 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on March 04, 2009, 11:51:27 AM
I was BRACEd for a more JAW-dropping story.
I was expecting "tongue in cheek" humor. :-)
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 04, 2009, 01:45:05 PM: Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 08:25:09 AM
link (http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/03/cape_shopper_fi.html)

Falmouth is not in Florida. :-)

of course not. it couldn't be florida; the teeth weren't involved in a criminal assault or a bizarre sex act. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: 9outof10 on March 04, 2009, 03:45:47 PM: I was BITTEN with a desire to post in this thread.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: bijou on March 04, 2009, 03:51:37 PM: Quote from: 9outof10 on March 04, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
I was BITTEN with a desire to post in this thread.
I'm not surprised, it is a good story for a punster to sink his teeth into.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Chris_ on March 05, 2009, 11:40:04 AM: Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
I'm not surprised, it is a good story for a punster to sink his teeth into.
Some folks are just indentured to this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Defiant1 on March 05, 2009, 11:42:44 AM: What kind of enamel would do such a thing?
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 05, 2009, 11:48:05 AM: Quote from: Defiant1 on March 05, 2009, 11:42:44 AM
What kind of enamel would do such a thing?

:rimshot:

H5
Title: Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
Post by: Chris_ on March 05, 2009, 11:50:47 AM: Quote from: Defiant1 on March 05, 2009, 11:42:44 AM
What kind of enamel would do such a thing?
...only one who is long in the tooth. :-)