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Title: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: jinxmchue on February 15, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
I slipped on the stairs after getting up in the middle of the night and I think I bruised by tailbone (at least!).   :censored:  It hurts like HELL!!!
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Post by: rich_t on February 15, 2009, 08:56:21 PM
Ouch
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Post by: jinxmchue on February 15, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
From what I've been reading, too, it's not really going to pay to go to the doctor.  They can just confirm whatever I did to myself and prescribe pain meds (ibuprofen), which I already have.

And one of the possible ways they would diagnose my injury is by doing a manual exam up my yahoo.  Thanks, but no.  I've also read that X-rays don't always show tailbone breaks.  So what's the point?
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Post by: docstew on February 15, 2009, 09:11:23 PM
From what I've been reading, too, it's not really going to pay to go to the doctor.  They can just confirm whatever I did to myself and prescribe pain meds (ibuprofen), which I already have.

And one of the possible ways they would diagnose my injury is by doing a manual exam up my yahoo.  Thanks, but no.  I've also read that X-rays don't always show tailbone breaks.  So what's the point?

the possibility of lumbar injury... how would you like to not be able to feel your junk?

also, the therapeutic dose for ibuprofen is 2400 mg a day, damn near a whole bottle of store bought every day... you really wanna take 12 of those a day?
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Post by: Airwolf on February 15, 2009, 09:22:54 PM
Ooooowwwwww is right.
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 15, 2009, 09:23:56 PM
This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know...  :uhsure:

Sorry about your tush.  :cheersmate:
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Post by: jinxmchue on February 15, 2009, 09:40:47 PM
This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know...  :uhsure:

Which would be different... how?
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Post by: Schadenfreude on February 15, 2009, 09:43:37 PM
Owie! Hope it heals quickly.
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Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2009, 06:52:38 AM
This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know...  :uhsure:

Sorry about your tush.  :cheersmate:
Hey, no more cracks like that.    :uhsure:
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Post by: mamacags on February 16, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area.  He would probably even work for free.  His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: jinxmchue on February 16, 2009, 07:13:49 AM
You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area.  He would probably even work for free.  His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)

You are pure evil.
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 12:08:02 PM
Hey, no more cracks like that.    :uhsure:

I'm sorry but when someone leaves a big opening like that...

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Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2009, 12:09:47 PM
I'm sorry but when someone leaves a big opening like that...


Maybe he just got behind in his work....
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
Maybe he just got behind in his work....

Hey it's NOT funny.

It damn near rectum.

:rimshot:

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Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2009, 12:17:47 PM
Hey it's NOT funny.

It damn near rectum.

:rimshot:


I'm sure he has quite a tail to tell.   :-)
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 12:26:39 PM
I'm sure he has quite a tail to tell.   :-)

He's gonna get pissed at us for being so cheeky at his expense ya'know.
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Post by: jinxmchue on February 16, 2009, 02:31:06 PM
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured.   :bird:
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 02:37:24 PM
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured.   :bird:

We really are sorry about your arse you know. :)

IIRC when I posted about my wounded nutsack I took a little ribbing too.

It will bottom out in time.

 :innocent:

Did you go see someone yet?  And are you watching out for things like numbness or tingling in your toes and legs?
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Post by: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 02:40:06 PM
You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area.  He would probably even work for free.  His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)

That's...just...wrong.


:rofl:
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 02:41:14 PM
Also now I feel guilty about posting the :rimshot: Rimshot image too. :(
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Post by: Hawkgirl on February 16, 2009, 02:55:42 PM
I slipped on the stairs after getting up in the middle of the night and I think I bruised by tailbone (at least!).   :censored:  It hurts like HELL!!!

And here I was thinking it was your first time and you were going to share the juicy details... :bolt:
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 02:58:21 PM
I saw this thread right after the "gangbang in da butt" car thread.  lol  Totally not related  ;)   :p

sorry about your tailbone!!  Ouch :(
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Post by: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 03:21:51 PM
I saw this thread right after the "gangbang in da butt" car thread.  lol  Totally not related  ;)   :p

sorry about your tailbone!!  Ouch :(


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Post by: DixieBelle on February 16, 2009, 03:29:41 PM
I really have to stop skimming these threads. LOL! Must pay more attention when reading :-)

Sorry bout your cooterbone. Feel better soon! The cooterbone is connected to, well, everything!
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Post by: Tucker on February 16, 2009, 03:36:50 PM
I really have to stop skimming these threads. LOL! Must pay more attention when reading :-)

Sorry bout your cooterbone. Feel better soon! The cooterbone is connected to, well, everything!

We got some talkin to do.

Cooterbone :confused: :confused: That describes both male and female. As in Cooter-bone.

Cooter

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooter

Bone

That one is pretty easy to figure out.

 :naughty: :-)
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
Jinx should be humbled that over a hundred and sixty people have come to this thread to see about his dented woo-hoo!

(on edit)

181 now!

People must be Digging his ass. So to speak.
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Post by: DixieBelle on February 16, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
We got some talkin to do.

Cooterbone :confused: :confused: That describes both male and female. As in Cooter-bone.

Cooter

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooter

Bone

That one is pretty easy to figure out.

 :naughty: :-)
Your cooterbone is your sitter-downer. It's an all purpose phrase :-)
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Post by: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 03:49:57 PM
Jinx should be humbled that over a hundred and sixty people have come to this thread to see about his dented woo-hoo!

If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support   :whatever:  lol
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Post by: Tucker on February 16, 2009, 03:50:36 PM
Your cooterbone is your sitter-downer. It's an all purpose phrase :-)

Wouldn't that be pooter?  :lmao:
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support   :whatever:  lol

I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone.  :innocent:
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 03:52:03 PM
I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone.  :innocent:

It's just nice to know someone's got your backside, that's all I'm sayin   :p   :-)
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 16, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support   :whatever:  lol

Hey, 328 people stopped by to read about my wounded marble sack.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,1199.0.html

Jinx has some catching up to do if his ass is going to overtake my scrotum.

Holy shit I cannot believe I just typed that.
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 03:56:53 PM
Hey, 328 people stopped by to read about my wounded marble sack.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,1199.0.html

Jinx has some catching up to do if his ass is going to overtake my scrotum.

Holy shit I cannot believe I just typed that.

Total high five for your scrot's awesome popularity.  Good work  :)  lol
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Post by: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 04:16:12 PM
It's just nice to know someone's got your backside, that's all I'm sayin   :p   :-)


Hello, I don't think we've met.  I'm Miss Mia.   :-)
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 04:19:33 PM

Hello, I don't think we've met.  I'm Miss Mia.   :-)

Pleasure.  Remind me to tell you about Bret Michaels and his diabetes sometime ;)  heh.
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Post by: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 04:21:01 PM
Pleasure.  Remind me to tell you about Bret Michaels and his diabetes sometime ;)  heh.

BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing.  She got that text Friday too apparently.   :rotf:
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Post by: Sweet Dee on February 16, 2009, 04:24:21 PM
BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing.  She got that text Friday too apparently.   :rotf:

That was so funny.  Don't let that guy have your phone, bad things happen. lol 
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Post by: Miss Mia on February 16, 2009, 04:25:27 PM
That was so funny.  Don't let that guy have your phone, bad things happen. lol 

It was good times, he managed to hit up everyone that was there Saturday. 
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Post by: Tucker on February 16, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing.  She got that text Friday too apparently.   :rotf:

That would be cooter in this thread. :evillaugh:
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Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2009, 08:05:26 AM
I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone.  :innocent:
...just dragging a.long.behind eh?
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Post by: Eupher on February 17, 2009, 11:19:48 AM
Breaking a coccyx ain't no laughing matter. I broke mine as a kid playing football and my butt was sore for quite some time afterwards.

In retrospect, however, the word "coccyx" is funny as hell.  :rotf:  :lmao:

I crack me up. (No pun intended.)

 :-)
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Post by: debk on February 17, 2009, 01:12:11 PM
I've broken mine twice.....first time I was on vacation in a condo in FL and walked off the top stair in the dark...bounced my way down 8 stairs to the landing. Thankfully they were carpeted. I had to drive 8 hours home the next day... sat on a pillow for days.

Second time....I mixed shots Goldschlagger on top of white wine and champagne. Bent over to brush my teeth, got dizzy, tumbled back onto an extremely hard bidet. It snapped with a nice little craaaack!  :censored:

Sadly I was 39 the first break and almost 41 the second.

Expect to sit on a pillow for the next several days....and 4 advils are equal to one Rx 800 motrin.

Do watch for numbness....but unless you want someone else's finger up your tush.... :uhsure:

I do hope you should feel better soon.
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 17, 2009, 02:50:10 PM
Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!

Woot!
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Post by: Eupher on February 17, 2009, 03:59:58 PM
Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!

Woot!

That's a LOT of gaping......


 :-)
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Post by: Sweet Dee on February 17, 2009, 04:02:58 PM
That's a LOT of gaping......


 :-)

lol  so wrong  ;)
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Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2009, 05:01:31 PM
Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!

Woot!
This thread should be preserved for all posterior.   :-)
Title: Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
Post by: Miss Mia on February 17, 2009, 05:02:32 PM
This thread should be preserved for all posterior.   :-)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/moon.gif)
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Post by: Chris on February 17, 2009, 05:03:40 PM
OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!

anyone got a picture of Eric Cartman with a satellite dish coming out of his butt? :rofl:
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Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/moon.gif)
Cracked you up, didn't it?   :-)
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Post by: debk on February 17, 2009, 05:05:35 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/moon.gif)

butt can you still dance?

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Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2009, 05:07:53 PM
butt can you still dance?

<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D10%252F10%255F6%255F7%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_6_7.gif)
Can you still "Shake Your Groove Thang"?   :-)

Shake it, shake it

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now

Let show the world we can dance
Bad enough to strut our stuff
The music gives us a chance
We do more out on the floor

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

We got the rhythm tonight
All the rest know we're the best
Our shadows crash in the light
Twistin', turnin', we keep burnin'

Shake it high or shake it low
We take our bodies where they wanna go
Feel that beat, never stop
Oh, hold me tight, spin me like a top

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

There's nothing more that I'd like to do
Than take the floor and dance with you
Keep dancin', let's keep dancin'

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah

Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it
Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it, shake it

Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa
Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa

Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing

Show 'em how we do it now, let's get on down
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now, ooh
Ooh
Show 'em how we do it now, shake your groove thing

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a bumpin' booty, now
Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a little freaky now
Shake it, shake it
A shake it, shake it, a do it to it y'all
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Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2009, 05:36:41 PM
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured.   :bird:

That is exactly what it means.  Laughter is the best medicine -- FOR US. For you????  Oh well....
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Post by: Mike220 on February 17, 2009, 05:38:55 PM
anyone got a picture of Eric Cartman with a satellite dish coming out of his butt? :rofl:

Ask and ye shall receive.

(http://www.southparkclub.com/pix/season1/Cartman%20Gets%20an%20Anal%20Probe/1.jpg)
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2009, 06:05:00 PM
Several of you owe me a beer, to replace the one I've sprayed my flat-screen with.

Mamacags gets the Most Heinous Post of this thread, for invoking the name of Ben Burch.  :fuelfire:

And, I just noticed the pun.  No, I didn't intend that . . .
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 17, 2009, 07:04:17 PM
Holy Hell!

View Count = 410 !!!!

That means more people care about Jinx's ass than cared about my wounded scrotum!

Never underestimate the mighty power of the ass.  :bow:
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Post by: DixieBelle on February 17, 2009, 07:54:06 PM
 :rotf: I needed a good laugh after the day I had.

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Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2009, 08:40:58 PM
Holy Hell!

View Count = 410 !!!!

That means more people care about Jinx's ass than cared about my wounded scrotum!

Never underestimate the mighty power of the ass.  :bow:

As you mentioned upthread, putting your scrotum up against Jinx's ass was a bad idea from the start...
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Post by: asdf2231 on February 18, 2009, 05:35:52 PM
466 now.

Dang!  Jinx's ass is really popular!

 :uhsure: