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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: jinxmchue on February 15, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
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I slipped on the stairs after getting up in the middle of the night and I think I bruised by tailbone (at least!). :censored: It hurts like HELL!!!
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Ouch
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From what I've been reading, too, it's not really going to pay to go to the doctor. They can just confirm whatever I did to myself and prescribe pain meds (ibuprofen), which I already have.
And one of the possible ways they would diagnose my injury is by doing a manual exam up my yahoo. Thanks, but no. I've also read that X-rays don't always show tailbone breaks. So what's the point?
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From what I've been reading, too, it's not really going to pay to go to the doctor. They can just confirm whatever I did to myself and prescribe pain meds (ibuprofen), which I already have.
And one of the possible ways they would diagnose my injury is by doing a manual exam up my yahoo. Thanks, but no. I've also read that X-rays don't always show tailbone breaks. So what's the point?
the possibility of lumbar injury... how would you like to not be able to feel your junk?
also, the therapeutic dose for ibuprofen is 2400 mg a day, damn near a whole bottle of store bought every day... you really wanna take 12 of those a day?
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Ooooowwwwww is right.
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This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know... :uhsure:
Sorry about your tush. :cheersmate:
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This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know... :uhsure:
Which would be different... how?
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Owie! Hope it heals quickly.
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This is sure to make you the butt of many jokes here you know... :uhsure:
Sorry about your tush. :cheersmate:
Hey, no more cracks like that. :uhsure:
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You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area. He would probably even work for free. His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)
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You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area. He would probably even work for free. His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)
You are pure evil.
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Hey, no more cracks like that. :uhsure:
I'm sorry but when someone leaves a big opening like that...
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I'm sorry but when someone leaves a big opening like that...
Maybe he just got behind in his work....
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Maybe he just got behind in his work....
Hey it's NOT funny.
It damn near rectum.
:rimshot:
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Hey it's NOT funny.
It damn near rectum.
:rimshot:
I'm sure he has quite a tail to tell. :-)
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I'm sure he has quite a tail to tell. :-)
He's gonna get pissed at us for being so cheeky at his expense ya'know.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured. :bird:
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured. :bird:
We really are sorry about your arse you know. :)
IIRC when I posted about my wounded nutsack I took a little ribbing too.
It will bottom out in time.
:innocent:
Did you go see someone yet? And are you watching out for things like numbness or tingling in your toes and legs?
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You have a great and very experienced protologist in your area. He would probably even work for free. His name is Dr. Ben Burch and he has the warmest hands around. :-)
That's...just...wrong.
:rofl:
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Also now I feel guilty about posting the :rimshot: Rimshot image too. :(
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I slipped on the stairs after getting up in the middle of the night and I think I bruised by tailbone (at least!). :censored: It hurts like HELL!!!
And here I was thinking it was your first time and you were going to share the juicy details... :bolt:
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I saw this thread right after the "gangbang in da butt" car thread. lol Totally not related ;) :p
sorry about your tailbone!! Ouch :(
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I saw this thread right after the "gangbang in da butt" car thread. lol Totally not related ;) :p
sorry about your tailbone!! Ouch :(
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I really have to stop skimming these threads. LOL! Must pay more attention when reading :-)
Sorry bout your cooterbone. Feel better soon! The cooterbone is connected to, well, everything!
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I really have to stop skimming these threads. LOL! Must pay more attention when reading :-)
Sorry bout your cooterbone. Feel better soon! The cooterbone is connected to, well, everything!
We got some talkin to do.
Cooterbone :confused: :confused: That describes both male and female. As in Cooter-bone.
Cooter
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooter
Bone
That one is pretty easy to figure out.
:naughty: :-)
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Jinx should be humbled that over a hundred and sixty people have come to this thread to see about his dented woo-hoo!
(on edit)
181 now!
People must be Digging his ass. So to speak.
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We got some talkin to do.
Cooterbone :confused: :confused: That describes both male and female. As in Cooter-bone.
Cooter
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooter
Bone
That one is pretty easy to figure out.
:naughty: :-)
Your cooterbone is your sitter-downer. It's an all purpose phrase :-)
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Jinx should be humbled that over a hundred and sixty people have come to this thread to see about his dented woo-hoo!
If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support :whatever: lol
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Your cooterbone is your sitter-downer. It's an all purpose phrase :-)
Wouldn't that be pooter? :lmao:
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If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support :whatever: lol
I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone. :innocent:
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I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone. :innocent:
It's just nice to know someone's got your backside, that's all I'm sayin :p :-)
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If anything ever happens to my butt, I hope everyone will get behind me with such support :whatever: lol
Hey, 328 people stopped by to read about my wounded marble sack.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,1199.0.html
Jinx has some catching up to do if his ass is going to overtake my scrotum.
Holy shit I cannot believe I just typed that.
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Hey, 328 people stopped by to read about my wounded marble sack.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,1199.0.html
Jinx has some catching up to do if his ass is going to overtake my scrotum.
Holy shit I cannot believe I just typed that.
Total high five for your scrot's awesome popularity. Good work :) lol
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It's just nice to know someone's got your backside, that's all I'm sayin :p :-)
Hello, I don't think we've met. I'm Miss Mia. :-)
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Hello, I don't think we've met. I'm Miss Mia. :-)
Pleasure. Remind me to tell you about Bret Michaels and his diabetes sometime ;) heh.
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Pleasure. Remind me to tell you about Bret Michaels and his diabetes sometime ;) heh.
BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing. She got that text Friday too apparently. :rotf:
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BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing. She got that text Friday too apparently. :rotf:
That was so funny. Don't let that guy have your phone, bad things happen. lol
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That was so funny. Don't let that guy have your phone, bad things happen. lol
It was good times, he managed to hit up everyone that was there Saturday.
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BTW Shimona texted me yesterday asking how my "va-jay-jay" is doing. She got that text Friday too apparently. :rotf:
That would be cooter in this thread. :evillaugh:
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I am SOOOO totally leaving that straight line alone. :innocent:
...just dragging a.long.behind eh?
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Breaking a coccyx ain't no laughing matter. I broke mine as a kid playing football and my butt was sore for quite some time afterwards.
In retrospect, however, the word "coccyx" is funny as hell. :rotf: :lmao:
I crack me up. (No pun intended.)
:-)
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I've broken mine twice.....first time I was on vacation in a condo in FL and walked off the top stair in the dark...bounced my way down 8 stairs to the landing. Thankfully they were carpeted. I had to drive 8 hours home the next day... sat on a pillow for days.
Second time....I mixed shots Goldschlagger on top of white wine and champagne. Bent over to brush my teeth, got dizzy, tumbled back onto an extremely hard bidet. It snapped with a nice little craaaack! :censored:
Sadly I was 39 the first break and almost 41 the second.
Expect to sit on a pillow for the next several days....and 4 advils are equal to one Rx 800 motrin.
Do watch for numbness....but unless you want someone else's finger up your tush.... :uhsure:
I do hope you should feel better soon.
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Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!
Woot!
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Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!
Woot!
That's a LOT of gaping......
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That's a LOT of gaping......
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lol so wrong ;)
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Jinx's Ass Thread Count is over 300 views now!!!
Woot!
This thread should be preserved for all posterior. :-)
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This thread should be preserved for all posterior. :-)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/moon.gif)
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OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
anyone got a picture of Eric Cartman with a satellite dish coming out of his butt? :rofl:
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/moon.gif)
Cracked you up, didn't it? :-)
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butt can you still dance?
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butt can you still dance?
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Can you still "Shake Your Groove Thang"? :-)
Shake it, shake it
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now
Let show the world we can dance
Bad enough to strut our stuff
The music gives us a chance
We do more out on the floor
Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
We got the rhythm tonight
All the rest know we're the best
Our shadows crash in the light
Twistin', turnin', we keep burnin'
Shake it high or shake it low
We take our bodies where they wanna go
Feel that beat, never stop
Oh, hold me tight, spin me like a top
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
There's nothing more that I'd like to do
Than take the floor and dance with you
Keep dancin', let's keep dancin'
Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it
Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it
Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it, shake it
Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa
Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa
Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing
Show 'em how we do it now, let's get on down
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now, ooh
Ooh
Show 'em how we do it now, shake your groove thing
Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a bumpin' booty, now
Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a little freaky now
Shake it, shake it
A shake it, shake it, a do it to it y'all
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured. :bird:
That is exactly what it means. Laughter is the best medicine -- FOR US. For you???? Oh well....
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anyone got a picture of Eric Cartman with a satellite dish coming out of his butt? :rofl:
Ask and ye shall receive.
(http://www.southparkclub.com/pix/season1/Cartman%20Gets%20an%20Anal%20Probe/1.jpg)
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Several of you owe me a beer, to replace the one I've sprayed my flat-screen with.
Mamacags gets the Most Heinous Post of this thread, for invoking the name of Ben Burch. :fuelfire:
And, I just noticed the pun. No, I didn't intend that . . .
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Holy Hell!
View Count = 410 !!!!
That means more people care about Jinx's ass than cared about my wounded scrotum!
Never underestimate the mighty power of the ass. :bow:
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:rotf: I needed a good laugh after the day I had.
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Holy Hell!
View Count = 410 !!!!
That means more people care about Jinx's ass than cared about my wounded scrotum!
Never underestimate the mighty power of the ass. :bow:
As you mentioned upthread, putting your scrotum up against Jinx's ass was a bad idea from the start...
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466 now.
Dang! Jinx's ass is really popular!
:uhsure: