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Title: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: asdf2231 on February 14, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
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Leftist Agitator (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-14-09 08:36 PM
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Somebody has got to say it, and it might as well be me.

The only thing that Republicans (or any bullies) understand is physical violence.

That is ultimately the only solution that will be efficacious in stopping these bastards.

Hurt them. Whenever, and wherever you can, physically.

Punch them. Kick them. Strike them in any way possible, and strike HARD. And let them know why they are being attacked.

Make them understand that if they keep up the bullshit, we will beat them the **** up, literally.

They are cowards. Most of them, nay, the vast majority of them, have never had to deal with a physical confrontation. They are terrified of the prospect.

Make their nightmares reality. No more Ms. (in my case) Nice Gal.

HURT THEM. Desperate times call for desperate measures, or something like that.

P.S. It's not sarcasm, per se, but you, um, SHOULDN'T hurt them. As such.

Right.

Carry on.


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Kaleva (254 posts)      Sat Feb-14-09 08:39 PM
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1. Become them?
 
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Leftist Agitator (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-14-09 08:43 PM
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2. If the price of taking the high road is utter irrelevance and oblivion?
 Then yes. Become similar to them for a time.

This is not a battle that can be won by doing what is right. We can get to what is right after these repugnant subhumans are utterly destroyed, and driven from civil society.

Doing what is "Right" is not right if it is at the cost of the entirety of humanity.

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cbayer   (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-14-09 08:45 PM
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7. Locking
 Whether this was meant as sarcasm or not, advocating violence against others is against DU posting rules.

Cheers,

cbayer
DU Moderator


 :whatever:

 
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Chris on February 14, 2009, 08:06:26 PM
At least the aspirin posting primitive was polite when he locked the thread. :)

A leftist agitator is a leftist agitator and they are all the same. 
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Mike220 on February 14, 2009, 08:07:34 PM
Please... try. A few .45 caliber holes in flesh will put an end to that bullshit.

"Protected by Kimber"
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 14, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
Where does Capt Mangina live?
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Carl on February 14, 2009, 08:12:28 PM
They do seem to be in something of a snit on the island today.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: jukin on February 14, 2009, 08:16:20 PM
The truth of the matter is that if one finds violence in society one finds it from the left or from the left first.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: TheSarge on February 14, 2009, 09:29:33 PM
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Hurt them. Whenever, and wherever you can, physically.

Punch them. Kick them. Strike them in any way possible, and strike HARD. And let them know why they are being attacked.

Make them understand that if they keep up the bullshit, we will beat them the **** up, literally.

Please try this with me @sshole.

I'm begging you.

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They are cowards. Most of them, nay, the vast majority of them, have never had to deal with a physical confrontation. They are terrified of the prospect.

You are going to be in for such a nasty...NASTY surprise.
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Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Ree on February 14, 2009, 10:03:51 PM
Does this mean I may get some practice with the .243?
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: rich_t on February 14, 2009, 10:16:42 PM
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Hurt them. Whenever, and wherever you can, physically.

Punch them. Kick them. Strike them in any way possible, and strike HARD. And let them know why they are being attacked.

Make them understand that if they keep up the bullshit, we will beat them the **** up, literally.

Bring it on BITCH!
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2009, 10:22:42 PM
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Hurt them. Whenever, and wherever you can, physically.

Punch them. Kick them. Strike them in any way possible, and strike HARD. And let them know why they are being attacked.

Make them understand that if they keep up the bullshit, we will beat them the **** up, literally.

Name the time and place, sweetheart.

Oh, and bring friends.  Lots of 'em.  I'd like to work up a sweat.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: NHSparky on February 14, 2009, 10:32:41 PM
Dear DUmpmonkey,

To quote the old expression, "I have a shovel, a .45, and ten acres.  You will NOT be missed."

Come on up anytime.  Pack light, you won't be here long.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Mike220 on February 14, 2009, 10:34:59 PM
Name the time and place, sweetheart.

Oh, and bring friends.  Lots of 'em.  I'd like to work up a sweat.

I doubt she has that many friends. All it takes is one good hit on the glass-jawed pansies that make up the left-tards to put them out for good.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: LC EFA on February 14, 2009, 11:35:16 PM
Please try this with me @sshole.

I'm begging you.

You are going to be in for such a nasty...NASTY surprise.


Just one nasty surprise ?
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Attero Dominatus on February 15, 2009, 12:33:01 AM
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The only thing that Republicans (or any bullies) understand is physical violence.

That is ultimately the only solution that will be efficacious in stopping these bastards.

Hurt them. Whenever, and wherever you can, physically.

You don't want to go down that road if you genuinely value your own life and freedom. The only thing that attacking republicans is going to do is get you put into prison or shot by the person defending himself, and you won't be a martyr.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: lnthomp on February 15, 2009, 01:53:48 AM
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No more Ms. (in my case) Nice Gal.
When was she, or any of the DUmmies, ever?
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Vagabond on February 15, 2009, 03:19:12 AM
Silly DUmmie, bringing fists to a gunfight.   Stupid ain't no way to go through life.  Being that stupid is sure to make it painfully short.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 15, 2009, 04:57:00 AM
Not sure whether I'd want to make said DUmmy's head into a canoe at about 200 yards with the .308, or whether I'd let it close to put a 12-gauge slug into its chest.  'Course, popping it at 100 yards with the .30-30 is always an option.

Decisions, decisions . . .  ::) :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Mike220 on February 15, 2009, 05:01:05 AM
Not sure whether I'd want to make said DUmmy's head into a canoe at about 200 yards with the .308, or whether I'd let it close to put a 12-gauge slug into its chest.  'Course, popping it at 100 yards with the .30-30 is always an option.

Decisions, decisions . . .  ::) :whatever:

Close in. Give them the delusion of thinking they may actually be able do something before getting popped.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 15, 2009, 05:13:40 AM
Close in. Give them the delusion of thinking they may actually be able do something before getting popped.

You have a point.  H5.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Defiant1 on February 15, 2009, 06:43:44 AM
Not sure whether I'd want to make said DUmmy's head into a canoe at about 200 yards with the .308, or whether I'd let it close to put a 12-gauge slug into its chest.  'Course, popping it at 100 yards with the .30-30 is always an option.

Decisions, decisions . . .  ::) :whatever:

They aren't worth the ammo.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: mamacags on February 15, 2009, 07:40:54 AM
Dear DUmpmonkey,

To quote the old expression, "I have a shovel, a .45, and ten acres.  You will NOT be missed."

Come on up anytime.  Pack light, you won't be here long.

Before you shoot it can I borrow it?  My garage and basement need to be cleaned out for remodeling and I really don't want to do it myself. :-)
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 15, 2009, 09:10:08 AM
That crazy bitch obvously doesn't live in a right-to-carry state.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: HACKSAW on February 15, 2009, 09:28:21 AM
If only they felt the same way about al Qeada. We would have had this war won a long time ago!
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 15, 2009, 11:16:24 AM
If only they felt the same way about al Qeada. We would have had this war won a long time ago!

True enough.  H5.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 15, 2009, 11:22:17 AM
If only they felt the same way about al Qeada. We would have had this war won a long time ago!
You're asking that of the LIHOP/MIHOP crowd?

To them AQ ia a neocon fabrication so to hate neocons is to AQ and vice versa.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Airwolf on February 15, 2009, 03:00:35 PM
Hey Dummies. remember this when you show up.


"Rules and bones are made to be broken. There are no rules in a fight. For gun fights read the following.




 The Sight M1911

Rules for a Gunfight
Anonymous
1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap - life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".

25. You can't miss fast enough to win.

 
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 15, 2009, 03:04:31 PM
The DUmmy needs another palm strike to the nose bridge.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Airwolf on February 15, 2009, 03:07:37 PM
Rules of a Gunfight
Developed and compiled by the readership of rec.guns.


Avoid them like the plague
Be aware of what is going on around you by staying in condition yellow.
Have a plan or two. (If not, a "Last Will & Testament will do.)
Corollary: No plan survives contact with the enemy.
Bring at least one gun (don't bring a knife).
Bring the biggest gun you can handle.
Bring friends (as friendly witnesses or fire support).*
Let close air support or artillery soften-up the target for you. ;-)
Make use of available cover.
Remember the difference between concealment and cover.
Don't get shot (Use cover to your advantage).
Place your shots well.
Pay attention to where your shots fall.
"Speed's fine, but accuracy is final."
Don't miss. (You can't miss fast enough to win.)
Rules of drawing
If you're the bad guy, draw & shoot first.
If you're the good guy, draw second and shoot first.
Never turn your back on an armed bad guy, even if he's down.
Rules of wounds
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If you're bleeding to death, say something witty.
If you're actually dying, say something deep.
Never assume your opponent is out of ammo.
Bring lots of ammo.
In combat, you will be scared. You will have a tendency to shoot high. Be aware of this and aim low.
Rules of quitting
Don't quit just because you're hit; GET EVEN!
Never quit, period.
There is no prize for second place.
There's no such thing as "unfair advantage."
He who lives to run away will live to run another day (the best strategy is being somewhere else).
It is better to give than receive (Just like Christmas).
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
If your opponents didn't have the courtesy to "Count Off!" before beginning, assume that there's one more somewhere.
When the cops pull up, think fast and move slow.
Say nothing afterwards but the Seven Magic Words: "I'd like to speak with my attorney."
Distribute press releases indicating you target belongs to a cult.*
Drop the one with the shotgun first.
Afterward, alter evidence to favor your position and plan for perjury.*
Use cutesy green-and-purple colored weapons and ammo so the press won't show any video of your non-evil-looking equipment. Fuzzy rifle-wrap works best.
Insist on at least $50K from tabloid TV producers.
[all rules with a * following them apply to Feds and BATF]
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 15, 2009, 03:30:14 PM
 :rotf: :lmao:what a  :loser:

Ya know, what I find hilarious is, these idiots actually believe what they write!  :beer:
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Chris_ on February 15, 2009, 03:35:10 PM
If only they felt the same way about al Qeada. We would have had this war won a long time ago!
I suspect al qeada won't be hurt when these faggots hit with their purses than we will.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: TheSarge on February 15, 2009, 06:42:25 PM
Just one nasty surprise ?

You've obviously never seen me in a bad mood.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: claret1995 on February 16, 2009, 07:29:17 AM


 Me thinks the problem,we conservatives face,is we ALL want to be at the front of the line when the leftist agitator comes for us.

I think the best way to solve the problem is the basic virtual lottery

To give us the ultimate opportunity to embarass the leftist,I think and believe we should give all conservative women that desire to participate 3 chances in the lottery. Though I would enjoy being first ,we all know that anyone over the age of 13 can physically handle a dummie.
Under 13 is still 50/50

 Ladies I am not being sexist. I would like a front row seat if one of you win the lotto.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 16, 2009, 08:49:01 AM

 Me thinks the problem,we conservatives face,is we ALL want to be at the front of the line when the leftist agitator comes for us.

I think the best way to solve the problem is the basic virtual lottery

To give us the ultimate opportunity to embarass the leftist,I think and believe we should give all conservative women that desire to participate 3 chances in the lottery. Though I would enjoy being first ,we all know that anyone over the age of 13 can physically handle a dummie.
Under 13 is still 50/50

 Ladies I am not being sexist. I would like a front row seat if one of you win the lotto.

The first rule of fighting--if you're "fighting fair," you're probably going to lose.

Go armed.  Bring a gun to a knife fight.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: crockspot on February 16, 2009, 10:09:21 AM
Bring it DUmmeh. When I put you in the hospital, and you are arrested for A&B, and I walk away free based on self defense, I'll send you flowers with a copy of your post as the note card.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: delilahmused on February 16, 2009, 12:59:28 PM
Substitute Jews for repugs and you have Hitler.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 16, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
stop rethugs from what??

hey we only hyave 177 House seats and around 37 Senate seats.

we are powerless.

Unless he means writing on the internet and speaking on talk radio, oh how dangerous and powerful we are
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Zathras on February 16, 2009, 02:48:34 PM
The first rule of fighting--if you're "fighting fair," you're probably going to lose.

Go armed.  Bring a gun to a knife fight.

Ah, the "Chicago way"...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0RLyxP13o[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Tantal on February 16, 2009, 03:27:14 PM
Hey, Lurking DUmmies, if you wouldn't mind, have Leftist Agitator sign up here and shoot me a PM. I'd love to meet him.....in an alley. :hammer:
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: USA4ME on February 16, 2009, 04:04:19 PM
They do this from time to time, but then they never give their name, address, and phone number.  When they start doing that, I'll take it seriously.

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Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Carl on February 16, 2009, 04:22:15 PM
Hey, Lurking DUmmies, if you wouldn't mind, have Leftist Agitator sign up here and shoot me a PM. I'd love to meet him.....in an alley. :hammer:

Ahem...from the op.....
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Make their nightmares reality. No more Ms. (in my case) Nice Gal.

It is a female (can`t call one of them a lady) saying this sh!t. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Tantal on February 16, 2009, 05:32:46 PM

It is a female (can`t call one of them a lady) saying this sh!t. :lmao:
Meh. Prolly a dyke. Vicious rug-munchers automatically lose any chivalrous mercy normally shown to proper ladies.
Title: Re: DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...
Post by: Attero Dominatus on February 16, 2009, 09:29:34 PM
Substitute Jews for repugs and you have Hitler.

Cindie

Plenty of them hate Jews as well. TomInTib was one of the few who got banned for it.