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Title: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: bijou on February 09, 2009, 11:52:06 AM
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Australians have renamed a street "Dildo Boulevard" after 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday morning.

Robert Johns and Laurelle Bates sex toys on the way to work in the morning.

"It's a real mystery. We have no idea where they came from," Ms Bates told The Northern Territory News.

"I know they aren't new. They look used."

Mr Johns said some of the dildos had disappeared over the day.

"Yeah, some of the bigger ones are gone," he said. ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Plague_of_mystery_dildos_found_outside_home&in_article_id=526698&in_page_id=2)
This is so wrong in so many ways. :puke:
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2009, 11:57:28 AM

the only thing that surprises me about this story is that it didn't happen in florida.

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6477565,00.jpg)

Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2009, 11:58:46 AM
Doesn't the 'don't touch, you don't know where that's been rule' mean anything to anybody?  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Wineslob on February 09, 2009, 12:15:36 PM
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Yeah, some of the bigger ones are gone," he said. ...







 :rotf:
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: asdf2231 on February 09, 2009, 12:18:07 PM
We can always count on Bijou to cram a stimulating topic into the lounge every day! :-)
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: thundley4 on February 09, 2009, 12:18:53 PM
And they appeared USED.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2009, 12:25:41 PM
And they appeared USED.
We really don't need the specifics.   Ewwwww.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Splashdown on February 09, 2009, 12:32:21 PM
A lady of obvious culture walks rather shyly into a sex toys store to buy something for her self.

"How much is that one there?" She asks?

"10 bucks," the clerk says.

"How about that huge one there?" she inquires.

"That's 25 dollars," the clerk responds.

"Ooooooooooooooh. How much for that giant plaid one right there on the counter?" She asks breathlessly.

"That one? It's fifty dollars," The clerk says.

"I'll take it!"

A short time later, the manager walks in and asks the clerk how sales are going that day.

"Pretty slow," he said, "But I DID sell my thermos to a lady for 50 bucks."

As I had no good puns, I figured a sex toy joke would work instead.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Miss Mia on February 09, 2009, 12:38:02 PM
Doesn't the 'don't touch, you don't know where that's been rule' mean anything to anybody?  :thatsright:

Especially since it "appeared most were used."  Ewww. 
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Miss Mia on February 09, 2009, 12:38:16 PM
A lady of obvious culture walks rather shyly into a sex toys store to buy something for her self.

"How much is that one there?" She asks?

"10 bucks," the clerk says.

"How about that huge one there?" she inquires.

"That's 25 dollars," the clerk responds.

"Ooooooooooooooh. How much for that giant plaid one right there on the counter?" She asks breathlessly.

"That one? It's fifty dollars," The clerk says.

"I'll take it!"

A short time later, the manager walks in and asks the clerk how sales are going that day.

"Pretty slow," he said, "But I DID sell my thermos to a lady for 50 bucks."

As I had no good puns, I figured a sex toy joke would work instead.


LOL!
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: thundley4 on February 09, 2009, 12:40:41 PM
Since this was was Australia, would this be considered a sex toy?
(http://www.inflatablesheep.co.uk/images/sheep.jpg)

Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2009, 12:43:00 PM
Since this was was Australia, would this be considered a sex toy?
(http://www.inflatablesheep.co.uk/images/sheep.jpg)


Only for a perv from Florida...in his car.
 :-)
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: bijou on February 09, 2009, 01:28:05 PM
We can always count on Bijou to cram a stimulating topic into the lounge every day! :-)
I like to do my bit to ensure the Lounge is buzzing.  :-)
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Wineslob on February 09, 2009, 02:13:32 PM
I wonder if they have the problem in hand yet?
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: asdf2231 on February 09, 2009, 02:17:54 PM
I like to do my bit to ensure the Lounge is buzzing.  :-)

You definitely do your part to fill the gaps.

Some of your posts are a little dry and turged sometimes but once they get going they move pretty slick.

Sometimes a little ribbing from the crowd helps things out.

:-)
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: bijou on February 09, 2009, 02:20:04 PM
You definitely do your part to fill the gaps.

Some of your posts are a little dry and turged sometimes but once they get going they move pretty slick.

Sometimes a little ribbing from the crowd helps things out.

:-)
With all the talk of stimulus these days, I thought you guys could do with some relief.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: asdf2231 on February 09, 2009, 02:44:58 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/scoobiedoo.jpg)
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 09, 2009, 02:55:52 PM
Nothing like some girth and merriment to shorten the day.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2009, 02:57:30 PM

I am still mulling over the phrase "plague of mystery dildos" . . . those three words just don't belong in the same sentence. :-)

Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: debk on February 09, 2009, 03:55:24 PM
No longer needed.....EB was seen lounging down at the corner pub.....

(http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:BYG1p8Xdw-23FM:)
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: asdf2231 on February 09, 2009, 06:49:27 PM
I am still mulling over the phrase "plague of mystery dildos" . . . those three words just don't belong in the same sentence. :-)



They've not been seen together in a news story since the waning years of the Clinton administration.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2009, 08:23:56 PM
They've not been seen together in a news story since the waning years of the Clinton administration.

ah, but those weren't "mystery" dildos, they were merely unclaimed.  but everyone knew that they were bill's   :bolt:


Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Chris on February 09, 2009, 08:43:21 PM
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Australians have renamed a street "Dildo Boulevard" after 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday morning.

Obviously a Tupperware party gone wrong.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Airwolf on February 09, 2009, 09:13:44 PM
Since this was was Australia, would this be considered a sex toy?
(http://www.inflatablesheep.co.uk/images/sheep.jpg)



If not its a party favor for some.
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: Miss Mia on February 09, 2009, 09:36:25 PM
ah, but those weren't "mystery" dildos, they were merely unclaimed.  but everyone knew that they were bill's   :bolt:





LOL!
Title: Re: Plague of mystery dildos found outside home
Post by: rich_t on February 09, 2009, 10:16:22 PM
Are the local LEO's going to probe to find out who did it?