Australians have renamed a street "Dildo Boulevard" after 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday morning.link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Plague_of_mystery_dildos_found_outside_home&in_article_id=526698&in_page_id=2)
Robert Johns and Laurelle Bates sex toys on the way to work in the morning.
"It's a real mystery. We have no idea where they came from," Ms Bates told The Northern Territory News.
"I know they aren't new. They look used."
Mr Johns said some of the dildos had disappeared over the day.
"Yeah, some of the bigger ones are gone," he said. ...
Yeah, some of the bigger ones are gone," he said. ...
And they appeared USED.We really don't need the specifics. Ewwwww.
Doesn't the 'don't touch, you don't know where that's been rule' mean anything to anybody? :thatsright:
A lady of obvious culture walks rather shyly into a sex toys store to buy something for her self.
"How much is that one there?" She asks?
"10 bucks," the clerk says.
"How about that huge one there?" she inquires.
"That's 25 dollars," the clerk responds.
"Ooooooooooooooh. How much for that giant plaid one right there on the counter?" She asks breathlessly.
"That one? It's fifty dollars," The clerk says.
"I'll take it!"
A short time later, the manager walks in and asks the clerk how sales are going that day.
"Pretty slow," he said, "But I DID sell my thermos to a lady for 50 bucks."
As I had no good puns, I figured a sex toy joke would work instead.
Since this was was Australia, would this be considered a sex toy?Only for a perv from Florida...in his car.
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We can always count on Bijou to cram a stimulating topic into the lounge every day! :-)I like to do my bit to ensure the Lounge is buzzing. :-)
I like to do my bit to ensure the Lounge is buzzing. :-)
You definitely do your part to fill the gaps.With all the talk of stimulus these days, I thought you guys could do with some relief.
Some of your posts are a little dry and turged sometimes but once they get going they move pretty slick.
Sometimes a little ribbing from the crowd helps things out.
:-)
I am still mulling over the phrase "plague of mystery dildos" . . . those three words just don't belong in the same sentence. :-)
They've not been seen together in a news story since the waning years of the Clinton administration.
Australians have renamed a street "Dildo Boulevard" after 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday morning.
Since this was was Australia, would this be considered a sex toy?
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ah, but those weren't "mystery" dildos, they were merely unclaimed. but everyone knew that they were bill's :bolt: