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Title: If McCain had won.
Post by: LC EFA on February 07, 2009, 06:34:30 PM
They are hateful adolescents when the cold hard hand of reality reaches out and runis their Hope and Change party.

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Rocknrule  (1000+ posts) Sat Feb-07-09 11:41 AM
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We would be SO ****ED if McCain had won
   
Over the past 24 hours I've felt frustrated and stressed out that the Republicans are once again trying to be as destructive as possible by blocking a bill that will help restore our economy. McCain and his fellow Republicans have proven that they would rather see the US fall into Great Depression II than cooperate with Democrats on anything. My only consolation is the knowledge that at least we have a president who truly is concerned with our best interests. If McCain had won, there would be NO hope, none at all. American troops would essentially be sent through a meat grinder in Iraq and average Americans would be starving on the streets while the GOP fat cats would be prancing around in furs and diamonds eating pheasant and caviar and playing the harpsicord. It would look like the opening scene in "Oliver" - luxury and hedonism for them, gruel for everyone else.

So once again, thank GOD we aren't being led by an old, senile carbon copy of Bush and a racist bimbo with the IQ of a breath mint.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8177110

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WCGreen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sat Feb-07-09 11:42 AM
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1. They are all ****ing rich so they could care less...

Wouldn't be a bongfire without the jesters singing up a little bit of class warfare for the serfs.

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Uzybone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Feb-07-09 11:43 AM
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2. the market would be 5000 right now if McCain won
   
its scary to think about.

But on the bright side Bill Gates and T.Boone Pickens would be paying no taxes.

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Vinca  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Feb-07-09 11:46 AM
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3. If McCain had won this country would be rocketing toward 3rd world status. nt

The irony of this statement is lost on the Dummy.

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Starry Messenger  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sat Feb-07-09 11:59 AM
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6. IQ of a breath mint...
   
Edited on Sat Feb-07-09 11:59 AM by Starry Messenger
:rofl: I'm stealing that. I honestly can't say what I would have done if McCain had won. I looked into leaving to go abroad, but I am too old and poor evidently. We would be deeply ****ed.

edit: typo

Not even the socialist utopias you love want you. Wouldn't you feel rejected.
 
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Name removed  (0 posts) Sat Feb-07-09 12:14 PM
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8. Deleted message
   
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
   

Dissent is patriotic remember folks.

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Starry Messenger  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sat Feb-07-09 12:20 PM
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14. LOL.
   
Edited on Sat Feb-07-09 12:21 PM by Starry Messenger
This is going to be deleted soon, so here it is in full:

"What part of "Fiscal Responsiblity" do you not understand. Yes, both the Republicans and the Democrats made a freaking mess of things for the past 20 or so years but to get mad and say that the only remaining Republicans are trying to block a smooth talking President with no experience is an ablsolute brain dead comment. I guess you want Dog Parks and Frisbee golf and all the other bullshit that is in this totally irresponsible bill????????? Wtf are you smoking? If putting that stuff in this bill will fix this economy I will kiss your brainwashed ass. Good for the remaining few that at least are not scared to stand up against the liberal media and ignorant people who want to blame the republicans for an economic plunge that they are not all to blame for.
Who the hell wanted to give loans to people who couldnt afford them....YOU.....who the hell wants to give everything away to people who cant and wont pay it back....YOU....who the hell wants to BORROW this much money for Dog Parks and Frisbee Golf.....YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Wake the freak up. Every GD bit of this money is money that you and I dont have....its BORROWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. How you gonna pay it back???
I can hear your motivational speech to your kids now for their future...Ok now kids you can try and get a job but if you dont you will make as much as the people who do work because our new president will make sure you get back tax money that you never PAID. God that would so motivate my kids...........to sit on their ass and not do a damn thing. Which is what is coming but you are too ignorant to see the Socialist movement staring you right in the face......Dont go down swinging friend....just GO DOWN"


This, my friends, is what a FREEPER looks like. So read carefully before you accuse progressive DU-ers of sounding like a Freep, m'kay?

Quick get the rope and find a tree we've found a Lousy Freeper Trollâ„¢.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: TheSarge on February 07, 2009, 06:40:42 PM
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WCGreen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sat Feb-07-09 11:42 AM
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1. They are all ******* rich so they could care less...

I am?
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Flame on February 07, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
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Starry Messenger  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Sat Feb-07-09 12:20 PM
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14. LOL.
  
Edited on Sat Feb-07-09 12:21 PM by Starry Messenger
This is going to be deleted soon, so here it is in full:

"What part of "Fiscal Responsiblity" do you not understand. Yes, both the Republicans and the Democrats made a freaking mess of things for the past 20 or so years but to get mad and say that the only remaining Republicans are trying to block a smooth talking President with no experience is an ablsolute brain dead comment. I guess you want Dog Parks and Frisbee golf and all the other bullshit that is in this totally irresponsible bill????????? Wtf are you smoking? If putting that stuff in this bill will fix this economy I will kiss your brainwashed ass. Good for the remaining few that at least are not scared to stand up against the liberal media and ignorant people who want to blame the republicans for an economic plunge that they are not all to blame for.
Who the hell wanted to give loans to people who couldnt afford them....YOU.....who the hell wants to give everything away to people who cant and wont pay it back....YOU....who the hell wants to BORROW this much money for Dog Parks and Frisbee Golf.....YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Wake the freak up. Every GD bit of this money is money that you and I dont have....its BORROWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. How you gonna pay it back???
I can hear your motivational speech to your kids now for their future...Ok now kids you can try and get a job but if you dont you will make as much as the people who do work because our new president will make sure you get back tax money that you never PAID. God that would so motivate my kids...........to sit on their ass and not do a damn thing. Which is what is coming but you are too ignorant to see the Socialist movement staring you right in the face......Dont go down swinging friend....just GO DOWN"


This, my friends, is what a FREEPER looks like. So read carefully before you accuse progressive DU-ers of sounding like a Freep, m'kay?

 :bow:  :cheersmate:  :clap: :usflag: :evilbird:
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 07, 2009, 07:24:52 PM
If McCain had won roving bands of neocon Jews would be roaming freely in the streets of America clubbing poor people and stealing all their money (even though, technically, poor people by definition don't have any money) as the last of the rovers dried-up from the sweltering heat of global warming making all us have to survive by eating puppy food made from real puppies as flaming pirhanas rain from the sky.

No, really.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: RightCoast on February 07, 2009, 09:16:30 PM
If loser-mccreepy-cain had won the "stimulus" package would be twice as big and both dems & rethugs in the house would have filled it with garbage.


Hillary would probably still be secstate for that matter.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: djones520 on February 07, 2009, 11:18:55 PM
I am?

Didn't you get your check from the VRWC?
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Redstatecka on February 08, 2009, 06:23:27 AM
If McCain had won roving bands of neocon Jews would be roaming freely in the streets of America clubbing poor people and stealing all their money (even though, technically, poor people by definition don't have any money) as the last of the rovers dried-up from the sweltering heat of global warming making all us have to survive by eating puppy food made from real puppies as flaming pirhanas rain from the sky.

No, really.

Golly!

H5 BTW.

Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Redstatecka on February 08, 2009, 06:26:10 AM
They are hateful adolescents when the cold hard hand of reality reaches out and runis their Hope and Change party. . .

They are hateful adolescents, regardless of circumstances, date and time.
    
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Dissent is patriotic remember folks.

Not to Democrat Socialist/National Socialist Party and those who support it.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 08, 2009, 06:28:18 AM
If McCain had won roving bands of neocon Jews would be roaming freely in the streets of America clubbing poor people and stealing all their money (even though, technically, poor people by definition don't have any money) as the last of the rovers dried-up from the sweltering heat of global warming making all us have to survive by eating puppy food made from real puppies as flaming pirhanas rain from the sky.

No, really.

Another H5.  You're good.  And, probably not far off the mark.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Chris_ on February 08, 2009, 11:01:00 AM
If McCain had won roving bands of neocon Jews would be roaming freely in the streets of America clubbing poor people and stealing all their money (even though, technically, poor people by definition don't have any money) as the last of the rovers dried-up from the sweltering heat of global warming making all us have to survive by eating puppy food made from real puppies as flaming pirhanas rain from the sky.

No, really.

A little bit off topic, but I was getting some stuff at WallyWorld yesterday, and part of my time was in the Electronics/Video department.  There, they had a boxed, collector's DVD set entitled (I shit you not): "Barack Obama: His Life and Struggle".  At first I only found myself fighting the urge to ask the moonbat next to me (I was in Boulder county) what exactly has The One had to struggle against in his privileged little life.  But later last night, it hit me:  there was another 'historic' figure who talked a lot about his struggle; except I seem to recall his titling that work in the German, Mein Kampf.

Ko-winky-dink? 
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 08, 2009, 11:27:01 AM
A little bit off topic, but I was getting some stuff at WallyWorld yesterday, and part of my time was in the Electronics/Video department.  There, they had a boxed, collector's DVD set entitled (I shit you not): "Barack Obama: His Life and Struggle".  At first I only found myself fighting the urge to ask the moonbat next to me (I was in Boulder county) what exactly has The One had to struggle against in his privileged little life.  But later last night, it hit me:  there was another 'historic' figure who talked a lot about his struggle; except I seem to recall his titling that work in the German, Mein Kampf.

Ko-winky-dink? 
I've seen the same DVD and a magazine as well.

I do NOT think it is anything more than idiot writers and editors not paying attention to history (the difference between conservativs that cherish history's lessons vs progressives that make $#!+ up as they go along and call it moving ahead). It is the work of uncritical sychophants and nothing more but perhaps--if God be true--coincidences unplanned by men are thrown out by Providence.

What I DO find amazing is that a man who grew-up in a rich white family and was hand selected to inherent a state legislator seat in the Illinois pol-machine.

What @#$%ing struggle has this idiot ever had to endure? If we were all as privilieged, sheltered and hand-guided through life as this rank amatuer liberals wouldn't have a social agenda to peddle in the name of class warfare.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Redstatecka on February 08, 2009, 12:03:50 PM
A little bit off topic, but I was getting some stuff at WallyWorld yesterday, and part of my time was in the Electronics/Video department.  There, they had a boxed, collector's DVD set entitled (I shit you not): "Barack Obama: His Life and Struggle".  At first I only found myself fighting the urge to ask the moonbat next to me (I was in Boulder county) what exactly has The One had to struggle against in his privileged little life.  But later last night, it hit me:  there was another 'historic' figure who talked a lot about his struggle; except I seem to recall his titling that work in the German, Mein Kampf.

Ko-winky-dink? 

I thought it'd be enough to have to get nose-high hip-waders after Obama was elected.

I see that it'll be necessary to get hazmat moonsuit with SCBA and wear through all this stuff.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Chris_ on February 08, 2009, 12:59:13 PM
If McCain had won roving bands of neocon Jews would be roaming freely in the streets of America clubbing poor people and stealing all their money (even though, technically, poor people by definition don't have any money) as the last of the rovers dried-up from the sweltering heat of global warming making all us have to survive by eating puppy food made from real puppies as flaming pirhanas rain from the sky.

No, really.

I am 100% sure plan QRZY-3/a(3) had 15% of all democrats and 100% of all DUmmies rounded up an in the re-education camps by now.  The pahse in has the last one caught a few months before November 2012.

I was so excited.  I had put in an order for my snazzy interrogation costume, complete with jackboots, riding crop and eye patch. 
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Redstatecka on February 08, 2009, 01:08:01 PM
I am 100% sure plan QRZY-3/a(3) had 15% of all democrats and 100% of all DUmmies rounded up an in the re-education camps by now.  The pahse in has the last one caught a few months before November 2012.

I was so excited.  I had put in an order for my snazzy interrogation costume, complete with jackboots, riding crop and eye patch.

Thanks for the laughs. Truly. "Snazzy interrogation costume"? That's priceless. H5.
Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: TheSarge on February 08, 2009, 02:58:45 PM
Didn't you get your check from the VRWC?

I'm supposed to be getting checks?

*sigh* guess I bette put in a pay inquiry

Title: Re: If McCain had won.
Post by: Servonaut on February 08, 2009, 03:41:12 PM
If McCain had won we would have a hot First Lady, and a really hot Vice President.

And President McCain would yelling at the DUmmies to get off The National Mall lawn.



Oh, and Iran and Russia would not be "rattling the sabres" as much as they are.