The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on January 26, 2009, 04:54:15 PM
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The suggestion flies in the face of conventional thinking which insists that men who drink too much are more likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction.
The new findings are based on a study of 1,580 Australian men, carried out by Western Australia's Keogh Institute for Medical Research and published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
It concluded that those men who drank a moderate amount of alcohol reported 30 per cent fewer problems than tee-totallers.
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link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4342954/Alcohol-improves-a-mans-sexual-performance-in-bed---study.html)
I shall leave it to the men of the Lounge to tell us how much they drink. :evillaugh:
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Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed
Duh! :uhsure:
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Duh! :uhsure:
especially if his partner has had too much to drink and can't tell/remember whether it was a good "performance" or not.... :tongue:
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I have been on the wagon since Jan 5th and now this?? :censored:
Not like it really matters anyways. (http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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I have been on the wagon since Jan 5th and now this?? :censored:
Not like it really matters anyways. (http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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Awww. :( Can't imagine you'll be single for long Carl.
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link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4342954/Alcohol-improves-a-mans-sexual-performance-in-bed---study.html)
I shall leave it to the men of the Lounge to tell us how much they drink. :evillaugh:
Some of us need no chemical assistance. :-)
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Some of us need no chemical assistance. :-)
A Bottle of Vodka and a paper bag vastly helps with my sexual performance.
:-)
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especially if his partner has had too much to drink and can't tell/remember whether it was a good "performance" or not.... :tongue:
H5! :rotf: ( I did not know you had it in ye to punk the likes of me)
I'll have you know that only accounts for half my reputation and chivalry always demanded I drink twice as much as my lady. :uhsure:
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I do find that if I drink enough I flat out don't give a crap how I did.
Is that Improvement? :-)
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A Bottle of Vodka and a paper bag vastly helps with my sexual performance.
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Well unlike you, I would prefer to add a girl to that formula.
Believe me. After you date a girl for the first time (and Dutch, play your cards rights and you really will date a girl someday :naughty:), an empty bottle of vodka is somewhat...lacking.
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The Bard was right -- "Wine provokes the desire but it takes away the performance"
But only if heavy. A little wine or beer probably gets the engine revving.
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Well unlike you, I would prefer to add a girl to that formula.
I am sure you would prefer that, don't think it's gonna happen for you.
When she want's to know if she's had a good time, I simply play the tape.
(That's after she wakes up)
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Speaking of tapes...
I knew a guy in college who was one of the ugliest mo-fo's you would ever meet... the guy looked like he had a baked ham for a head, but his nickname was "Tripod" :-)
He used to get every girl that he had relations with to ring this handbell and say "You're the Sausage King" during the act and he tape recorded them. He had about 30 of them and he would play the tapes at parties.
IIRC we even got him a t-shirt at one point.