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Title: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: franksolich on December 26, 2008, 08:30:11 AM
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Oh my.

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:45 AM
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Damn! All the old people are out shoplifting!

According to CNN, this is "a new disturbing trend." How ****ing sad are WE! 65 year old perps were arrested at a greater rate than teens in Japan. The two individuals they spoke re in the report had stolen food for dinner, she had none and the male had stolen medicine for an upset stomach. His wife is in the hospital. Security felt sorry for them, so maybe we'll see a trend in free stuff.

I dunno.

When I was a teenager, I worked in a mom-and-pop grocery store.

There was an old man, a wealthy old fart, who used to come in and try to snitch, of all things, lemons from the produce section.

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lostnotforgotten  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:49 AM
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1. The Message From Society Is Clear - If You Are Not Young, Healthy, Wealthy, And Thin

Then you are not fit to be a member and are left to scrounge any way you can.

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:56 AM
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4. Young, healthy, wealthy, thin. Strange society, not one in which I find myself to be very  comfortable. The excitement in living has turned to the excitement for survival.

The lonestarnut's not very comfortable because she's not young, healthy, wealthy, and thin.  That's all there is to it, nothing more.

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lostnotforgotten  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 09:10 AM
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7. Our Society Is Setup For Everyone To Be In Competition With Everyone Else

Laissez-Faire on steroids - if you are old then it's Soylent Green for you.

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 09:12 AM
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8. Funny how it's not in ones best interests to get old, but everyone does, if one lives long enough.

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geckosfeet  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:50 AM
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2. Retirement accounts wiped out because you listened to educated business experts about how here and when to invest.

You worked hard your whole life, saved, bought a house, paid it off and watch it's value drop 50% in three months.

These people are not suckers. They are mad. They are fighting back the only way they can.

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:58 AM
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5. That was not the description of circumstances which I heard related as told by CNN.

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sohndrsmith  (643 posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:53 AM
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3. have they investigated this "trend"??? Do you think the word DESPERATION has any resonance or relevance to the so-called "trend"?? Good grief. People are suffering. It is not a secret that we are in the depths of a severe economic downfall... please tell me that people are making the connection with this new found "trend" and the increased hardship it poses on those who are least able to be self-sufficient or "pull themselves up by their bootstraps"... they may have no bootstraps - or have given them to their children. Or have just worn them out.

How sad are we if we don't recognize the bloody correlation between despair and desperate measures, and instead just produce a dramatic, superficial news story that has no deeper comprehension than it's own headline. Ugh. That's what's frikken sad, man...

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:59 AM
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6. There must be something we can do before Jan. 20th. How many will actually die between now and then as a result of desperation? 26 days.

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich

THE LONESTARNUT PRIMITIVE ANNOUNCES HUNGER TO END IN AMERICA AT 10:00 a.m. TUESDAY, JANUARY 20, 2009.

0BAMA TO FEED THE HUNGRY.

NO MORE HUNGER IN AMERICA AFTER 0BAMAREICH KICKS IN.

ACCORDING TO LONESTARNUT PRIMITIVE.

franksolich ANNOUNCES LONESTARNUT-HUNGER WATCH.

TO BEGIN AT 10:00 a.m. TUESDAY, JANUARY 20, 2009.
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 26, 2008, 08:52:12 AM
 :bow: :bow: :bow:

H5, Coach!  Great announcement!
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: thundley4 on December 26, 2008, 09:05:14 AM
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lostnotforgotten  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:49 AM
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1. The Message From Society Is Clear - If You Are Not Young, Healthy, Wealthy, And Thin

Then you are not fit to be a member and are left to scrounge any way you can.

And this is coming from a member of the party that attacked John McCain for his age, and fawns over pictures of their youthful messiah shirtless on the beach.  :censored: hypocrites.
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: Carl on December 26, 2008, 09:07:02 AM
Perhaps Frank she is just acknowledging that the news stories of hunger and homlessness will disappear after the obamanation cometh.
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: franksolich on December 26, 2008, 09:07:43 AM
Perhaps Frank she is just acknowledging that the news stories of hunger and homlessness will disappear after the obamanation cometh.

I'm sure that's exactly what's going on here.

Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 26, 2008, 09:25:28 AM
Coach, what's the over/under on how many minutes will pass before the primitives "re-discover" hunger, or homelessness, and blame it on the "BFEE?"
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: TheSarge on December 26, 2008, 09:26:28 AM
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lostnotforgotten  (1000+ posts)      Fri Dec-26-08 08:49 AM
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1. The Message From Society Is Clear - If You Are Not Young, Healthy, Wealthy, And Thin

Then you are not fit to be a member and are left to scrounge any way you can.

I'm screwed.  The only one if those I am is healthy.

*shrugs and heads off to the fridge to finish off the Brisket he cooked yesterday*
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: djones520 on December 26, 2008, 09:32:09 AM
I'm screwed.  The only one if those I am is healthy.

*shrugs and heads off to the fridge to finish off the Brisket he cooked yesterday*

Mmmmmm....  brisket....

I'm having frozen pizza for breakfast.
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: TheSarge on December 26, 2008, 09:36:10 AM
Mmmmmm....  brisket....

I'm having frozen pizza for breakfast.

I'll share...in addition there's what's left of a 4lb pork roast and a glazed ham
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: djones520 on December 26, 2008, 09:38:19 AM
Man you make me mad I'm working mids.  I just have no energy to do squat during the day.
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 26, 2008, 09:41:36 AM
Geezers have been a significant part of the shoplifting population since forever, I saw plenty of cases when I was prosecuting misdemeanants throughout the 80s, though kids far and away outnumber them.
Part of it is the whole fixed income/rising prices thing that has existed throughout our lives notwithstanding which party happened to be in power at the moment.  But a lot of it is also the fact that just getting old doesn't make you a better person than you were when you were young, and plenty of them knew they'd get a break the first time they got caught in each store, others just had a certain indifference to the consequences, and still others did it because it was about the only thrill they could still get. 
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: USA4ME on December 26, 2008, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from:

Damn! All the old people are out shoplifting!

According to CNN, this is "a new disturbing trend." How ******* sad are WE!

Who's this "WE?"  Maybe you are, but I'm not the one out stealing.

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Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: franksolich on December 26, 2008, 10:07:29 AM
By the way, I thought the primitives allege CNN is a "right-wing" media organization.

So why's the lonestarnut primitive finding CNN credible?
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: Zeus on December 26, 2008, 10:29:05 AM
Utah Store has bone to pick with shoplifting dog  (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gRkmZWkwW2CJoG-30X8eB_8b9oNgD959S8P00)

MURRAY, Utah (AP) — A thief remains at large after pulling off a daring heist — in the pet food aisle.

Surveillance video at a supermarket in this Salt Lake City suburb caught a dog shoplifting, KSL-TV reported Wednesday.

The video showed the dog walking in the front door of Smith's Food & Drug in Murray, and heading straight to Aisle 16, the pet food aisle, where it grabbed a bone worth $2.79.

The thief wasn't even perturbed by a face-to-face confrontation with store manager Roger Adamson.

"I looked at him. I said 'Drop it!'" Adamson said. "He looked at me, and I looked at him, and he ran for the door and away he went, right out the front door."

Information from: KSL-TV, http://www.ksl.com/
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: jukin on December 26, 2008, 11:09:21 AM
Bronzy
Goldy
Irony
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: bijou on December 26, 2008, 11:25:20 AM
I'm screwed.  The only one if those I am is healthy.

*shrugs and heads off to the fridge to finish off the Brisket he cooked yesterday*
Blame it on the BEEF rather than the BFEE.  :-)
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: Vagabond on December 26, 2008, 03:56:40 PM
Lemme see....Social Security checks still going out on schedule?  Check.  Investments in muni and maybe AAA bonds, where they ought to be for the elderly?  Could hardly be doing any better.  House value dropped?  In the age of reverse mortages, that isn't their problem.   Once again the DUmmies don't know excrement about excrement.

Hi5 Frank, love the announcement.
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: FlaGator on December 27, 2008, 07:16:46 AM
Coach, what's the over/under on how many minutes will pass before the primitives "re-discover" hunger, or homelessness, and blame it on the "BFEE?"

The libs will do what they always do, reclassify hunger and homelessness as something else and then announce how successful they were in reducing the numbers of hungry and homeless people.
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: Flame on December 27, 2008, 08:42:05 AM
Did they not notice is was in Japan that the rise in elderly shoplifters was occuring?   What does that have to do with the evil Bush empire ?
Title: Re: lonestarnut primitive out shoplifting
Post by: terry on December 27, 2008, 09:40:07 AM
Did they not notice is was in Japan that the rise in elderly shoplifters was occuring?   What does that have to do with the evil Bush empire ?

That's exactly what I was thinking.   There is no link to the CNN story, so it's hard to tell.   It could be the CNN was talking about an incident in the US and then said..
OMG, IT'S A TREND! OLD PEOPLE ARE STARVING...in Japan (hoping no one will notice the in Japan part).

Or the whole thing is about Japan which makes it even more stupid.  What does Jan 20 have to do with Japan?