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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on December 17, 2008, 11:10:54 AM
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PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.
The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.
The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.
She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman. ...
link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/17/port-st-lucie-police-seek-warrant-alleged-beater-g/)
No food was involved in the commission of this crime.
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link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/17/port-st-lucie-police-seek-warrant-alleged-beater-g/)
No food was involved in the commission of this crime.
Are you sure? I think she was wanting to see if he was trying out a new 'clam dip'. :bolt:
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Are you sure? I think she was wanting to see if he was trying out a new 'clam dip'. :bolt:
Nah...crab chowder. :lmao:
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Only in Florida.................... :rotf:
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WTF is wrong with people in Florida :thatsright:
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WTF is wrong with people in Florida :thatsright:
They're all yankees? :fuelfire:
*runs*
:uhsure:
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They're all yankees? :fuelfire:
*runs*
:uhsure:
Great point...........completely slipped my mind
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I CANNOT believe they published that detail.
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Dude, yur the tuna in a tuna salad sammich.
I just heard that in a staff meeting and I cracked. :evillaugh:
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I CANNOT believe they published that detail.
I want to know if she at least pulled of a sniff before she got punked. :evillaugh:
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There's a lesson in there for you women; wait until he tosses his underwear into the laundry basket (or on the floor, as case may be) and then sniff his shorts. If he goes commando, sniff the crotch of his pants.
At least that's what I do when I suspect my wife's been cheating. :uhsure:
(Waiting for the "Suspect no longer, USA4ME" comments) :asssmack:
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There's a lesson in there for you women; wait until he tosses his underwear into the laundry basket (or on the floor, as case may be) and then sniff his shorts. If he goes commando, sniff the crotch of his pants.
At least that's what I do when I suspect my wife's been cheating. :uhsure:
(Waiting for the "Suspect no longer, USA4ME" comments) :asssmack:
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I think I would rather have him cheat and get away with it than to sniff his shorts. Just sayin'. :uhsure:
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I think I would rather have him cheat and get away with it than to sniff his shorts. Just sayin'. :uhsure:
I think I agree. :spork:
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What, these idiots don't have "Cheaters" in Florida?
Calling Joey Greco!
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I think I would rather have him cheat and get away with it than to sniff his shorts. Just sayin'. :uhsure:
Sure, that's what you tell US....
:lmao:
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I want to know if she at least pulled of a sniff before she got Spunked. :evillaugh:
:rotf:
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:rotf:
Spunked? :rotf: Ok, what does that word mean? :evillaugh:
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Sure, that's what you tell US....
:lmao:
I mean really, if it were intended that you sniff nether regions, your nose would be in a different place. :p
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Riskay...........WARNING: LANGUAGE ALERT for those of you with sensitive ears. :-)
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Riskay...........WARNING: LANGUGE ALERT for those of you with sensitive ears. :-)
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/19XmNXeAvIg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/19XmNXeAvIg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
I knew that video was coming! :rotf:
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Oh goodness, that vid will have to be watched when family is not present. :innocent:
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Oh goodness, that vid will have to be watched when family is not present. :innocent:
Why whatever for? :fuelfire: :evillaugh: