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Title: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: bijou on December 16, 2008, 09:54:57 AM: Quote
NEWARK, Del. - December 15, 2008 (WPVI) -- New Castle County Police have arrested a Hockessin, Delaware man for allegedly paying a man to assault his ex-son in law.

Wilbur Eichman, a resident of the 100 block of Clover Drive in Hockessin, has been charged with one count of criminal solicitation.

Police say after the assault, Wilbur offered the assailant more money if he would shoot the victim with a high powered rifle and said he would get an added bonus for cutting off the ex-son in law's genitals.

On Thursday, December 11 around 11:00 a.m. County Police were called to the Bluffs Apartments in Newark for the report of an attempted robbery. The 44-year-old male victim said an unknown male followed him inside his apartment building. When he began to open his door, the assailant began the assault. ...
link (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6555823)

He must have been nuts to think that plan would work. :lmao:
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: MarshallLaw on December 16, 2008, 10:16:16 AM: Quote from: bijou on December 16, 2008, 09:54:57 AM
link (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6555823)

He must have been nuts to think that plan would work. :lmao:

Yeah, but it took balls to come up with it.

Okay, we've taken care of the two most obvious ones, the rest of you can work a little harder.
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: thundley4 on December 16, 2008, 10:31:11 AM: Quote from: MarshallLaw on December 16, 2008, 10:16:16 AM

Yeah, but it took balls to come up with it.

Okay, we've taken care of the two most obvious ones, the rest of you can work a little harder.

It was a long shot, though.

Fixed quote tag problem - Miss Mia
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 11:06:51 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on December 16, 2008, 10:31:11 AM
Okay, we've taken care of the two most obvious ones, the rest of you can work a little harder.
Yeah, those two were a bit soft. :-)
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: thundley4 on December 16, 2008, 11:37:59 AM: I'm sure the perp will be in for a stiff penalty.
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 11:45:57 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on December 16, 2008, 11:37:59 AM
I'm sure the perp will be in for a stiff penalty.
Yeah, he'll be swingin' in the wind before long. :-)
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: dutch508 on December 16, 2008, 11:52:39 AM: What a dick!

:tongue:
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 11:53:42 AM: Quote from: dutch508 on December 16, 2008, 11:52:39 AM
What a dick!

:tongue:
I was gonna ask if they had to hire a private dick to solve the case. :-)
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2008, 12:12:49 PM: Sounds like he tried to hire a hardened criminal, but ended up getting hold of an undercover dick!

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 12:16:23 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2008, 12:12:49 PM
Sounds like he tried to hire a hardened criminal, but ended up getting hold of an undercover dick!

:popcorn:
Will the perp be sent to a penile institution? :-)
Title: Re: Man arrested in cash-for-genitals assault
Post by: Eupher on December 16, 2008, 12:29:03 PM: Kinda wonderin' about the ball and chain that'll be affixed to his personage.....