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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on December 15, 2008, 12:02:04 PM
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Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — Police say a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month.
According to a police report released Monday, 20-year-old Matthew Rubin threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument. Rubin then hit the top of her head with his first before taking off.
Rubin admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.
Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.
Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack.
LIHK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,467147,00.html)
Sounds like a bunch of bologna to me. :-)
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He only did it because she said his pickle was a gherkin.
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Amazing how these Florida stories keep filling up the Lounge.
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He could have said he didn't want mayo.
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He could have said he didn't want mayo.
...that ain't gonna cut the mustard. :-)
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is there any normal crime in florida? or is it all naked men dry humping dead manatees with a sub sandwich?
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is there any normal crime in florida? or is it all naked men dry humping dead manatees with a sub sandwich?
Doesn't gator live down there? :rotf:
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Some pretty cheesy puns.
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Some pretty cheesy puns.
Ah, I see you joined the club.
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Ah, I see you joined the club.
Now you are just trying to butter him up.
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Now you are just trying to butter him up.
I guess I'm toast!!eleventy111!!!!111
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the sandwich thrower.
(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/12/15/rubin_matthew_t600.JPG)
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is there any normal crime in florida? or is it all naked men dry humping dead manatees with a sub sandwich?
No there isn't: PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. --- Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a Hobe Sound man who threw a sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face because he didn't like the food, according to an arrest report. (http://www.wpbf.com/news/18188346/detail.html)
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No there isn't: PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. --- Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a Hobe Sound man who threw a sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face because he didn't like the food, according to an arrest report. (http://www.wpbf.com/news/18188346/detail.html)
what I wouldn't give for a nice, normal, run-of-the-bill, textbook drug bust.
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Ah, I see you joined the club.
There's a little ham in all of us, I guess!
:innocent:
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That sammich tosser looks like a real criminal type.
I'll bet he'll be found guilty of Battery Consummated by a Loaf.
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That sammich tosser looks like a real criminal type.
I'll bet he'll be found guilty of Battery Consummated by a Loaf.
he looks vaguely familiar to me for some reason, and I hardly ever hang out with people that try to use fast food as deadly weapons.
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That sammich tosser looks like a real criminal type.
I'll bet he'll be found guilty of Battery Consummated by a Loaf.
You have to admit, it does take spamming to a whole new level!
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You have to admit, it does take spamming to a whole new level!
It ain't too bad with whole grain mustard on rye.
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You have to admit, it does take spamming to a whole new level!
If he goes to jail, he'll have to quit cold turkey. :-)
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he looks vaguely familiar to me for some reason, and I hardly ever hang out with people that try to use fast food as deadly weapons.
So, you're admitting to socializing with sammich throwers in the past???
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So, you're admitting to socializing with sammich throwers in the past???
What a waste of a sandwich! lol :) She must've pissed that guy off, for him to waste a perfectly good sammie.
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So, you're admitting to socializing with sammich throwers in the past???
yes. in my wilder days, I consorted with sandwich throwers.:( it seemed innocent enough at first. just the occasional peanut butter or cheese sandwich for recreation purposes or to unwind, but before I knew it, I was strung out on luncheon meats and BLTs. then I just lost control. by the time I hit rock bottom, I was throwing hoagies and reubens at total strangers on the street.
damn you mia! I hate you for making me remember that. :bawl:
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What a waste of a sandwich! lol :) She must've pissed that guy off, for him to waste a perfectly good sammie.
it has never happened to me, and it's a hard thing to predict, but I think that my reaction to being attacked with a sandwich would be to burst out in laughter. :-)
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it has never happened to me, and it's a hard thing to predict, but I think that my reaction to being attacked with a sandwich would be to burst out in laughter. :-)
LOL right?! exactly what I was thinking. Dumb bitch calls the cops for that? Wowza.
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yes. in my wilder days, I consorted with sandwich throwers.:( it seemed innocent enough at first. just the occasional peanut butter or cheese sandwich for recreation purposes or to unwind, but before I knew it, I was strung out on luncheon meats and BLTs. then I just lost control. by the time I hit rock bottom, I was throwing hoagies and reubens at total strangers on the street.
damn you mia! I hate you for making me remember that. :bawl:
Okay, now that was funny. :rotf:
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it has never happened to me, and it's a hard thing to predict, but I think that my reaction to being attacked with a sandwich would be to burst out in laughter. :-)
If you ever make it to Dallas, I'll throw a sandwich at you and we'll see what happens. :-) :evillaugh:
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If you ever make it to Dallas, I'll throw a sandwich at you and we'll see what happens. :-) :evillaugh:
...make it a club. :uhsure: :-) :tongue: