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Title: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2008, 12:02:04 PM
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Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. —  Police say a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month.

According to a police report released Monday, 20-year-old Matthew Rubin threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument. Rubin then hit the top of her head with his first before taking off.

Rubin admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.

Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.

Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack.

LIHK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,467147,00.html)

Sounds like a bunch of bologna to me.   :-)
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: thundley4 on December 15, 2008, 12:10:35 PM
He only did it because she said his pickle was a gherkin.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: bijou on December 15, 2008, 12:11:34 PM
Amazing how these Florida stories keep filling up the Lounge.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 15, 2008, 12:19:12 PM
He  could have said he didn't want mayo.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2008, 12:20:09 PM
He  could have said he didn't want mayo.
...that ain't gonna cut the mustard.   :-)
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 12:21:53 PM


is there any normal crime in florida?  or is it all naked men dry humping dead manatees with a sub sandwich?
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2008, 12:22:40 PM

is there any normal crime in florida?  or is it all naked men dry humping dead manatees with a sub sandwich?
Doesn't gator live down there?   :rotf:
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 15, 2008, 12:22:46 PM
Some pretty cheesy puns.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2008, 12:23:19 PM
Some pretty cheesy puns.
Ah, I see you joined the club.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: bijou on December 15, 2008, 12:24:29 PM
Ah, I see you joined the club.
Now you are just trying to butter him up.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2008, 12:25:26 PM
Now you are just trying to butter him up.
I guess I'm toast!!eleventy111!!!!111
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 12:26:30 PM

the sandwich thrower.

(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/12/15/rubin_matthew_t600.JPG)
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: bijou on December 15, 2008, 12:27:18 PM

is there any normal crime in florida?  or is it all naked men dry humping dead manatees with a sub sandwich?
No there isn't: PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. --- Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a Hobe Sound man who threw a sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face because he didn't like the food, according to an arrest report. (http://www.wpbf.com/news/18188346/detail.html)
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 12:29:48 PM
No there isn't: PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. --- Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a Hobe Sound man who threw a sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face because he didn't like the food, according to an arrest report. (http://www.wpbf.com/news/18188346/detail.html)

what I wouldn't give for a nice, normal, run-of-the-bill, textbook drug bust.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 15, 2008, 12:29:58 PM
Ah, I see you joined the club.

There's a little ham in all of us, I guess!

 :innocent:
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Eupher on December 15, 2008, 12:31:46 PM
That sammich tosser looks like a real criminal type.

I'll bet he'll be found guilty of Battery Consummated by a Loaf.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 15, 2008, 12:35:41 PM
That sammich tosser looks like a real criminal type.

I'll bet he'll be found guilty of Battery Consummated by a Loaf.

he looks vaguely familiar to me for some reason, and I hardly ever hang out with people that try to use fast food as deadly weapons.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 15, 2008, 01:25:33 PM
That sammich tosser looks like a real criminal type.

I'll bet he'll be found guilty of Battery Consummated by a Loaf.

You have to admit, it does take spamming to a whole new level!
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Eupher on December 15, 2008, 04:02:34 PM
You have to admit, it does take spamming to a whole new level!

It ain't too bad with whole grain mustard on rye.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 06:56:42 AM
You have to admit, it does take spamming to a whole new level!
If he goes to jail, he'll have to quit cold turkey.   :-)
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Miss Mia on December 16, 2008, 01:00:59 PM
he looks vaguely familiar to me for some reason, and I hardly ever hang out with people that try to use fast food as deadly weapons.


So, you're admitting to socializing with sammich throwers in the past???
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 16, 2008, 01:18:03 PM

So, you're admitting to socializing with sammich throwers in the past???

What a waste of a sandwich!  lol  :)  She must've pissed that guy off, for him to waste a perfectly good sammie.

Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 01:58:54 PM

So, you're admitting to socializing with sammich throwers in the past???

yes.  in my wilder days, I consorted with sandwich throwers.:(  it seemed innocent enough at first.  just the occasional peanut butter or cheese sandwich for recreation purposes or to unwind, but before I knew it, I was strung out on luncheon meats and BLTs.  then I just lost control.  by the time I hit rock bottom, I was throwing hoagies and reubens at total strangers on the street.

damn you mia!  I hate you for making me remember that. :bawl:

Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 16, 2008, 02:00:44 PM
What a waste of a sandwich!  lol  :)  She must've pissed that guy off, for him to waste a perfectly good sammie.

it has never happened to me, and it's a hard thing to predict, but I think that my reaction to being attacked with a sandwich would be to burst out in laughter. :-)

Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 16, 2008, 02:06:29 PM
it has never happened to me, and it's a hard thing to predict, but I think that my reaction to being attacked with a sandwich would be to burst out in laughter. :-)



LOL right?!  exactly what I was thinking.  Dumb bitch calls the cops for that?  Wowza.
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Miss Mia on December 16, 2008, 02:38:49 PM
yes.  in my wilder days, I consorted with sandwich throwers.:(  it seemed innocent enough at first.  just the occasional peanut butter or cheese sandwich for recreation purposes or to unwind, but before I knew it, I was strung out on luncheon meats and BLTs.  then I just lost control.  by the time I hit rock bottom, I was throwing hoagies and reubens at total strangers on the street.

damn you mia!  I hate you for making me remember that. :bawl:




Okay, now that was funny.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Miss Mia on December 16, 2008, 02:39:37 PM
it has never happened to me, and it's a hard thing to predict, but I think that my reaction to being attacked with a sandwich would be to burst out in laughter. :-)




If you ever make it to Dallas, I'll throw a sandwich at you and we'll see what happens.   :-) :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2008, 08:17:26 PM

If you ever make it to Dallas, I'll throw a sandwich at you and we'll see what happens.   :-) :evillaugh:
...make it a club.   :uhsure: :-) :tongue: