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Title: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 04:48:38 PM
I am making homemade bread  :naughty:

I love when I get in touch with my domestic anima/animus... whatever.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 04:54:31 PM
what if I can't wait 50 mins?
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 13, 2008, 04:56:40 PM
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Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Does it matter with what? :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 04:57:30 PM
Does it matter with what? :-)

dude, stand in line.  I was first. :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 04:58:29 PM
what if I can't wait 50 mins?

It might not let you have your appendage back.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 04:59:14 PM
Does it matter with what? :-)

Must be big enuf to leave an imprint.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 05:03:52 PM
It might not let you have your appendage back.  :lmao:

wow.  those are some tough muffins.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 13, 2008, 05:05:04 PM
...poke my doughball.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Zeus on December 13, 2008, 05:09:25 PM
I am making homemade bread  :naughty:

I love when I get in touch with my domestic anima/animus... whatever.

So the Dummie did mean animus when they said "I met my animus". I figured they just misspelled anus.  :whatever:

Wash yer hands after touching your animus.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 05:18:19 PM
...poke my doughball.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I am glad you still appreciate me.  :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 05:19:25 PM
So the Dummie did mean animus when they said "I met my animus". I figured they just misspelled anus.  :whatever:

Wash yer hands after touching your animus.

Zeus.... that was nasty.  :p
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 07:27:55 PM
Epic fail.... :rotf:

How can you ruin bread?
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: jendf on December 13, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Epic fail.... :rotf:

How can you ruin bread?

Too many pokers in the dough?
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 07:37:29 PM
Too many pokers in the dough?

Maybe not the right kind.  :p
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 13, 2008, 07:43:42 PM
I am making homemade bread  :naughty:

I love when I get in touch with my domestic anima/animus... whatever.

it seems so far that ya din't use the horse......................so sad.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: djones520 on December 13, 2008, 07:46:32 PM
I wonder if it's bad that when I saw this thread at the bottom of the page, just by looking at the title I knew who made it.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 13, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
Man I'd kinda like someone to poke my doughball now.  LOL  I'm impatient. *shrug*   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 13, 2008, 07:51:14 PM
Man I'd kinda like someone to poke my doughball now.  LOL  I'm impatient. *shrug*   :uhsure:

Hello.........................once with the Caballo you will go Loco
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Sweet Dee on December 13, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
Hello.........................once with the Caballo you will go Loco

lol  I'm already halfway loco, so that works for me.  lol   :mental:   :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: djones520 on December 13, 2008, 07:53:22 PM
Hello.........................once with the Caballo you will go Loco

Yeah, but thats because you spread some weird disease, not because your any good.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 13, 2008, 07:54:17 PM
Yeah, but thats because you spread some weird disease, not because your any good.

look child........you not of what you speak
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Wretched Excess on December 13, 2008, 07:58:37 PM
look child........you not of what you speak

I think he has you on this one, DJ.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: djones520 on December 13, 2008, 08:00:36 PM
I think he has you on this one, DJ.

Oh so you know what he's like?   :o
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 08:03:43 PM
 :evillaugh:

I love when a plan comes together.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Chris on December 13, 2008, 08:17:58 PM
Must be big enuf to leave an imprint.  :evillaugh:

oh my  :rotf:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Miss Mia on December 13, 2008, 08:26:25 PM
Oh so you know what he's like?   :o

LOL!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 13, 2008, 09:02:59 PM
oh my  :rotf:


Hmmmm... do you think that's a tall order for the usual suspects around here? So did I.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: RobJohnson on December 14, 2008, 01:13:33 AM

Hmmmm... do you think that's a tall order for the usual suspects around here? So did I.  :lmao:

If that's the way your feel, poke your own doughball next time.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Randy on December 14, 2008, 06:16:55 AM
Well as usual I'm late to the party. I do have to ask though, since they all failed your doughball last night how are your buns this morning?


 :evillaugh:  :innocent:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 14, 2008, 08:06:15 AM
Well as usual I'm late to the party. I do have to ask though, since they all failed your doughball last night how are your buns this morning?


 :evillaugh:  :innocent:

In spite of my failure last night, my buns are still perfect!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 14, 2008, 08:06:42 AM
If that's the way your feel, poke your own doughball next time.  :evillaugh:

Fine!  :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Splashdown on December 14, 2008, 08:40:17 AM
Did you wait for the yeast to work? I like to wait until the doughball's soft, swollen and just a little tender before I start poking it... You have to gently knead her dough first...But that's just me...

 :innocent:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 14, 2008, 09:05:06 AM
Did you wait for the yeast to work? I like to wait until the doughball's soft, swollen and just a little tender before I start poking it... You have to gently knead her dough first...But that's just me...

 :innocent:

*gasp* that is the raciest post ever.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Splashdown on December 14, 2008, 09:18:36 AM
What?????? I was just talking about making bread.

 :uhsure:  :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 14, 2008, 10:37:06 AM
Darn Schady.

I sent you the link for that website with that machine that will poke your doughball repeatedly.

oh hush....  :lmao:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Randy on December 14, 2008, 10:46:17 AM
Sooo are those buns hot & buttered or sticky & gooey?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 14, 2008, 10:52:09 AM
Sooo are those buns hot & buttered or sticky & gooey?  :uhsure:

Most definitely hot and buttered!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Randy on December 14, 2008, 11:04:13 AM
Most definitely hot and buttered!  :popcorn:

Buns and Popcorn. How about Rum? :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 14, 2008, 11:07:24 AM
Buns and Popcorn. How about Rum? :-)

You think of everything..... if you weren't married (oh for that matter, me too  :lmao:), I would snatch you up, mr. everything.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 08:21:54 PM
Bumping the doughball.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: NHSparky on January 06, 2009, 08:23:49 PM
Yes, if you poke it, it will rise, but if you poke it too hard...
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
Yes, if you poke it, it will rise, but if you poke it too hard...

He doesn't like it very much, does he?
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: asdf2231 on January 06, 2009, 09:10:15 PM
Bumping the doughball.  :evillaugh:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/30.gif)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 09:24:14 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/overflow/30.gif)

Where do you find these?  :rotf:

For a moment, I thought this was an ill-fated attempt on my part, with your help, I am convinced I did the right thing resurrecting this thread.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: asdf2231 on January 06, 2009, 09:29:44 PM
Where do you find these?  :rotf:

For a moment, I thought this was an ill-fated attempt on my part, with your help, I am convinced I did the right thing resurrecting this thread.


Mankind engaged in centuries of development so that I could utilize a machine with a billion times the computational capability of the computers that designed the atomic bomb and developed space flight to find and store animated pictures to liven discussion threads.

We truly live in a golden age. :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Gratiot on January 06, 2009, 10:12:25 PM
Bumping the doughball.  :evillaugh:

So all it takes, is a bit of a bump or touch?  For the yeast to rise.  Surely the sign of a marvelous...  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: debk on January 06, 2009, 10:14:06 PM
So all it takes, is a bit of a bump or touch?  For the yeast to rise.  Surely the sign of a marvelous...  :uhsure:


A bit of warm air on it helps it to rise better...... :uhsure:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Gratiot on January 06, 2009, 10:18:05 PM

A bit of warm air on it helps it to rise better...... :uhsure:

Oh my...  :o

Think pure thoughts...  :innocent: Think pure thoughts...  :innocent:

Argh, pardon me... I may have to go reposition some yeast in the oven...
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 10:23:33 PM
So all it takes, is a bit of a bump or touch?  For the yeast to rise.  Surely the sign of a marvelous...  :uhsure:

I was thinking the same thing! How are you Gratiot? I think you need to get yourself an avatar. What would complement my Franken avatar?
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 10:26:26 PM

A bit of warm air on it helps it to rise better...... :uhsure:

deb you're my kind of girl!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Chris on January 06, 2009, 10:27:09 PM
You could try buying it a drink. :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Gratiot on January 06, 2009, 10:29:31 PM
I was thinking the same thing! How are you Gratiot? I think you need to get yourself an avatar. What would complement my Franken avatar?

Quite well, thank you.  Yourself?  Hmm... perhaps a Norm Coleman (http://politicalblogs.startribune.com/bigquestionblog/wp-content/uploads/norm_coleman.jpg) avatar?  
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 10:30:37 PM
You could try buying it a drink. :-)

Ha!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Gratiot on January 06, 2009, 10:32:30 PM
You could try buying it a drink. :-)

Let's be honest.  Yeast is cheap, romancing it with drinks or blue pills is rarely needed.  With these gals around, never!
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 10:32:45 PM
Quite well, thank you.  Yourself?  Hmm... perhaps a Norm Coleman (http://politicalblogs.startribune.com/bigquestionblog/wp-content/uploads/norm_coleman.jpg) avatar?  

He looks kind of sad in that picture. Can you believe my state is about to seat Frankenfreak? End times my friend.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: debk on January 06, 2009, 10:35:31 PM
deb you're my kind of girl!  :evillaugh:


I do so like to see dough rise........it's just sooooo satisfying.....<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D1%252F1%255F4%255F107%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_107.gif)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Gratiot on January 06, 2009, 10:35:42 PM
He looks kind of sad in that picture. Can you believe my state is about to seat Frankenfreak? End times my friend.

The picture with plight in his eyes, wasn't chosen haphazardly my dear... we're all sad... End times indeed   :(
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 10:37:28 PM

I do so like to see dough rise........it's just sooooo satisfying.....<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D1%252F1%255F4%255F107%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_107.gif)

Look at us, I suppose it is good that we are containing ourselves in a bread thread.... who'd know the difference?  :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Chris on January 06, 2009, 10:37:46 PM
Let's be honest.  Yeast is cheap, romancing it with drinks or blue pills is rarely needed.

Hussy.  :innocent:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: debk on January 06, 2009, 10:40:09 PM
Look at us, I suppose it is good that we are containing ourselves in a bread thread.... who'd know the difference?  :-)



you mean you aren't talking about bread dough, sticky buns and gorilla balls?  :confused:

I was..... :innocent:



















 :lmao:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: RobJohnson on January 06, 2009, 10:42:30 PM
This thread is making me hungry.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2009, 10:43:57 PM
This thread is making me hungry.

It is a carb-heavy thread.  :-)
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: debk on January 06, 2009, 10:46:56 PM
It is a carb-heavy thread.  :-)

Sticky buns have nuts.....therefore there is also protein..... :uhsure:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on January 06, 2009, 11:01:42 PM
POKE

SHADE


Uhhh, i ain't going there.

Cuz if I do I'll get arrested.

 :naughty: :naughty:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: RobJohnson on January 06, 2009, 11:27:57 PM
It is a carb-heavy thread.  :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Wineslob on January 07, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
Here I thought this thread was about bread, not pigs in a blanket.
Title: Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 07, 2009, 01:23:16 PM
Here I thought this thread was about bread, not pigs in a blanket.

There are none so brave than those who wander in.  :evillaugh: