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Title: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:18:19 PM
Leaving in 15 minutes.... GO!
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:19:28 PM
Some kind of libation....
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: dilloduck on December 06, 2008, 06:22:11 PM
Bailey's Irish cream
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:22:21 PM
A decent bottle of wine  :cheersmate:


I shall.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Chris_ on December 06, 2008, 06:22:34 PM
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Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:22:52 PM
Congrats BTW!

He is 29 years old, it's about time.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:23:22 PM
Bailey's Irish cream

Oh, that's good!
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: BEG on December 06, 2008, 06:23:43 PM
Your brother is getting married?   :o
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:23:53 PM
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LOL.... mine taste like bananas.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:24:30 PM
Your brother is getting married?   :o

Yeah.... to a real domineering woman.... God help him.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: BEG on December 06, 2008, 06:25:06 PM
Yeah.... to a real domineering woman.... God help him.

When did he get this woman?
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: dilloduck on December 06, 2008, 06:25:41 PM
Oh, that's good!

Leave some in there for him too--- :lmao:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:26:40 PM
When did he get this woman?

I think about 2 years ago.... She is actually quite nice, but she is totally in control. Which is not a bad thing considering Nick is out of control most of the time.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: BEG on December 06, 2008, 06:26:44 PM
Eeks... I'll be that next year, that means it's time?   :thatsright:

It's past time Mister.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: BEG on December 06, 2008, 06:27:26 PM
I think about 2 years ago.... She is actually quite nice, but she is totally in control. Which is not a bad thing considering Nick is out of control most of the time.

LOL....I hope she doesn't end up like my SIL.   :thatsright:   :(
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:27:29 PM
Leave some in there for him too--- :lmao:


Oh that would be tacky if the seal was broken.  :uhsure:  :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:28:20 PM
Eeks... I'll be that next year, that means it's time?   :thatsright:

Yes.. and if you don't find one, BEG and I will find one for you.....   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: dilloduck on December 06, 2008, 06:29:00 PM

Oh that would be tacky if the seal was broken.  :uhsure:  :hammer: :-)

Two bottles ???? :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Zeus on December 06, 2008, 06:29:05 PM
Get him a bottle of jergens hand lotion. If he gets it he'll understand if he doesn't get it he;ll learn  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:29:34 PM
LOL....I hope she doesn't end up like my SIL.   :thatsright:   :(

I think my mom is a bit worried about this situation to tell the truth.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 06, 2008, 06:32:31 PM
Get him a bottle of jergens hand lotion. If he gets it he'll understand if he doesn't get it he;ll learn  :evillaugh:

Zeus! If that is in reference to what I think...... *shakes head* What to do with you?
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: BEG on December 06, 2008, 06:36:38 PM
I think my mom is a bit worried about this situation to tell the truth.

Maybe we can introduce your soon to be SIL and my widowed SIL.   :p
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: BEG on December 06, 2008, 06:49:05 PM
I'll bring a camera  :uhsure:

You wouldn't want a picture of my widowed SIL, trust me.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Randy on December 06, 2008, 10:46:11 PM
Damn, I'm to late again as usual.

Domineering woman.
Mom's not really onboard.
Big Sis has reservations too.


There's only one gift for this situation.



Hookers and beer, lots of both.



:-)
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 07, 2008, 04:09:37 PM
Yes.. and if you don't find one, BEG and I will find one for you.....   :uhsure:

What the hells taking so long............ :hammer:


Oh that would be tacky if the seal was broken.  :uhsure:  :hammer: :-)

When's the last time you had wine not in a box?? :fuelfire:

Get him a bottle of jergens hand lotion. If he gets it he'll understand if he doesn't get it he;ll learn  :evillaugh:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 07, 2008, 07:33:13 PM
Damn, I'm to late again as usual.

Domineering woman.
Mom's not really onboard.
Big Sis has reservations too.


There's only one gift for this situation.



Hookers and beer, lots of both.



:-)

no hookers and beer, but stilll a fair amount of fun.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 07, 2008, 08:15:37 PM
I once dated this guy for a few weeks before I went to his apartment.  Well, as I sat down in his living room, I saw a reclining chair facing the tv, with a side table that had a BIG ass bottle of Jergens lotion and a Kleenex box...I was so disgusted I made up an excuse to leave early.

I mean, wtf is wrong with some guys, you have a woman visiting and you don't even hide the evidence?

Ewwww...I hated dating...
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Chris on December 07, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I once dated this guy for a few weeks before I went to his apartment.  Well, as I sat down in his living room, I saw a reclining chair facing the tv, with a side table that had a BIG ass bottle of Jergens lotion and a Kleenex box...I was so disgusted I made up an excuse to leave early.

I mean, wtf is wrong with some guys, you have a woman visiting and you don't even hide the evidence?

Ewwww...I hated dating...

That's not half as bad as helping your sister move and finding her box of toys.

*shudder*
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Chris on December 07, 2008, 08:23:43 PM
What's her name?  :uhsure:

Y'know, Freeper asked a similar question.  I told him my sister looked like a sack of potatoes with red hair.

He said he liked potatoes....
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 07, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
I told him my sister looked like a sack of potatoes with red hair.



Now that's just wrong..... :bitchslap:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Chris on December 07, 2008, 08:26:38 PM
Now that's just wrong..... :bitchslap:

I know.  I probably should not have posted that. :-)
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: jtyangel on December 07, 2008, 09:51:11 PM
Your brother is getting married?   :o

I was thinking the same thing!!! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: jtyangel on December 07, 2008, 09:52:12 PM
Eeks... I'll be that next year, that means it's time?   :thatsright:

Quick...somebody hold Vonne :evillaugh:

Ok, Schade, I take back my glass tinkering after reading the clarification on the gal...yikes.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: jtyangel on December 07, 2008, 09:55:28 PM
Y'know, Freeper asked a similar question.  I told him my sister looked like a sack of potatoes with red hair.

He said he liked potatoes....

That was wrong, but freeper's response was funny.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Lord Undies on December 07, 2008, 10:39:45 PM
I haven't read this thread since I understand the emergency has past, so I hope you relied on your sense of common decency and ordered two strippers, one of each sex.
Title: Re: Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 08, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
I haven't read this thread since I understand the emergency has past, so I hope you relied on your sense of common decency and ordered two strippers, one of each sex.

I am nothing if not self-serving.  :evillaugh: