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Title: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: terry on December 04, 2008, 02:36:35 PM
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Chris_ on December 04, 2008, 02:47:40 PM
Sounds like one of the more well balanced lads I've seen/heard about in this generation.
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: MarshallLaw on December 04, 2008, 03:00:26 PM
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.



Whatcha got there is a budding smartass.

Being a lifelong unrepentant smartass, I consider that a good thing.

 :II:

Gave you a high five to pass along to him.
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2008, 04:23:57 PM
Be forewarned...he's gonna be a rough teenager.... :popcorn:
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: BEG on December 04, 2008, 04:48:00 PM
LOL  :-)
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Chris_ on December 04, 2008, 04:52:48 PM

Whatcha got there is a budding smartass.

Being a lifelong unrepentant smartass, I consider that a good thing.

 :II:

Gave you a high five to pass along to him.

I didn't become a smartass until I started using USENET.
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: DixieBelle on December 04, 2008, 05:22:04 PM
H5 to your kid.
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2008, 07:07:23 PM
*Gasp*


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 04, 2008, 07:10:35 PM
Sounds like his uncle OH when he was a lad...
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2008, 07:12:51 PM
Sounds like his uncle OH when he was a lad...

I can totally believe that.... Do you remember the first thing you told me when we "met" at CU?  :rotf:
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 04, 2008, 07:34:32 PM
I can totally believe that.... Do you remember the first thing you told me when we "met" at CU?  :rotf:

No, ma'am.
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 04, 2008, 07:34:43 PM
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.



That's great!  
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: NHSparky on December 04, 2008, 07:38:28 PM
There is hope for the future of the world even now, with youth such as these....
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: terry on December 04, 2008, 07:43:14 PM

Whatcha got there is a budding smartass.

Being a lifelong unrepentant smartass, I consider that a good thing.

 :II:

Gave you a high five to pass along to him.

I think you are correct.   I can't imagine where that smartass gene may have come from.    :uhsure:

Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Flame on December 04, 2008, 08:31:47 PM
too funny, terry!
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Chris_ on December 04, 2008, 10:31:59 PM
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.


Now that's a truly smart (ass) kid!  :rotf:  You have raised him properly.  :cheersmate: I hope my sis raises my nephew the same way (though given my sister's tendency to be a smart-ass, the odds of that are pretty good :p ).
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 05, 2008, 07:42:50 AM
No, ma'am.

You were mean to me at first.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 05, 2008, 08:01:31 AM
You were mean to me at first.  :evillaugh:

 :bs:
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 05, 2008, 12:03:22 PM
:bs:

You don't remember do you? I have a mind like a steel trap....  :-)
Title: Re: My politically incorrect kid..
Post by: debk on December 05, 2008, 02:32:03 PM
Priceless!!!!  :lmao:



( I remember one very similar living in my house almost 15+ years ago!  ;)  )