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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: docstew on November 30, 2008, 02:08:13 PM
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As my wife (as well as the ex-wife) has made painfully obvious to me, I don't know what women really want. I'm putting this thread up to take suggestions for good, relatively inexpensive Christmas presents. I was leaning toward a book of "coupons" for things done for her, like "one romantic dinner" or "rake the lawn"... any ideas, ladies?
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As my wife (as well as the ex-wife) has made painfully obvious to me, I don't know what women really want. I'm putting this thread up to take suggestions for good, relatively inexpensive Christmas presents. I was leaning toward a book of "coupons" for things done for her, like "one romantic dinner" or "rake the lawn"... any ideas, ladies?
That's a cute idea.
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a cordless vacuum cleaner
an iron
new set of cookware
:popcorn: :uhsure:
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a cordless vacuum cleaner
an iron
new set of cookware
:popcorn: :uhsure:
I used to work with a guy that bought his wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday.
He's no longer married.
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I used to work with a guy that bought his wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday.
He's no longer married.
Shocker! :lmao:
They say a gift from the heart will make the best present... I dunno...I'm not big into jewelry so not ALL women want a new tennis bracelet (although 1 would be nice)...but if you're married a long time...I see nothing wrong with buying something for the house....maybe NOT a vacuum cleaner...but I wouldn't mind a a new espresso/cappucino maker, or a Kitchen Aid mixers, a new dishwasher...etc...if the house needed one...
You should know your girl well enough to know what delights her....Sorry if that wasn't much help..
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From my own personal experience, unless you are a gentleman with impeccable taste, clothing never works. There is always something not quite right about the style, the color or the size. ;) I cried myself to sleep one year because my husband bought me a whole assortment of clothes that looked like something his mom would wear and I was only 30 years old. :evillaugh:
The romantic night outs are a nice idea.
I also like the spa gift certificates, but I realize that's not everyone's bag.
Good luck, I am sure you will do fine.
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I'm an old fart, and I've bought a lot of gifts for gals over the years.
This works.
Buy a picnic basket: The old fashioned kind with two lids like in the movies.
Get a red/white checkerboard tablecloth...like in the movies.
Bottles of wine, two wine glasses, some cheese and goodies. Candles.
She'll think you spent ages on a theme gift just for her. Chicks LOVE this! I used to have at least two or three sets like this in my apartment during my twenties (I was a dating fiend then!). Get em on sale, and you won't have to spend a dime at Christmas.
Remember girls think they are Psychic, and they will over analyze your gift. To a gal, gift giving is a test of your inner psyche. Give her every reason to think it took you at least a month of pre-planning to get this gift.
The coupon idea is good, but NOT for Christmas. She wants a tangible thing to hold in her hand. Coupons are good as an addition to you gift at Valentines day or some 3-6 month bogus anniversary.
Remember you will be graded on this. If she asks, it took you a month of searching to find the right basket (cause you a guy, actually spending time shopping for a gal is impressive).
Jewelry in my mind is bad. ONLY if you are going to marry her. Its a substitute for...commitment!
Frankly: is a very chick thing. To me, a glass/zirconium jewel looks like the real thing, so its just as good. Its for looks anyways. If no one can tell the difference, whats the big deal? A chick is looking for a way to judge how you value your relationship, and the price tag is a perfect way to do that.
Fear, oh mortal man. Jewelry is bad!
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Mr Mannn .... tsktsktsk.... what to do about you? :lmao:
Chicks are psychic. :hammer:
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Mr Mannn .... tsktsktsk.... what to do about you? :lmao:
Chicks are psychic. :hammer:
Ah, thats why my post surprised you. :tongue:
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a cordless vacuum cleaner
an iron
new set of cookware
:popcorn: :uhsure:
I actually asked for and received All-Clad cookware last year for Christmas. :-)
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Ah, thats why my post surprised you. :tongue:
I was not so much surprised as impressed by your best laid plans..... 3 picnic baskets indeed. :evillaugh:
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How about asking her what she wants, it always works for me. :p
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* Spark Plugs (not them cheap ones -- PLATINUM ones)
* Rifle scope (laser)
* Claw Hammer
* Golf Ball range finder
* Coupon for10 laps at Malibu Grand Prix
* A written promise you will always wear Hai Karate or
You will have the happiest woman in town.
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I actually asked for and received All-Clad cookware last year for Christmas. :-)
But you're one of those nearly-extinct domestic-type women. :tongue:
That stuff won't work on most broads, Mrs. Tantal included. :fuelfire:
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As my wife (as well as the ex-wife) has made painfully obvious to me, I don't know what women really want. I'm putting this thread up to take suggestions for good, relatively inexpensive Christmas presents. I was leaning toward a book of "coupons" for things done for her, like "one romantic dinner" or "rake the lawn"... any ideas, ladies?
well the issue here is not what "women" want. It's what your lady wants! And it's obvious from this thread, the men in this group know nothing about chicks :) lol
Photographs arranged in an album. A first edition of her favorite book. Tickets to a concert she would enjoy. An mp3 player filled with her favorite songs. Chauffer her to work for a week, coffee included :) lol Stuff like that. She will appreciate anything, as long as it's sincere.
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Mr Mannn .... tsktsktsk.... what to do about you? :lmao:
Chicks are psychotic. :hammer:
Repaired.
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well the issue here is not what "women" want. It's what your lady wants! And it's obvious from this thread, the men in this group know nothing about chicks :) lol
Photographs arranged in an album. A first edition of her favorite book. Tickets to a concert she would enjoy. An mp3 player filled with her favorite songs. Chauffer her to work for a week, coffee included :) lol Stuff like that. She will appreciate anything, as long as it's sincere.
Oh gag me with a glacier.
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Oh gag me with a glacier.
:beer:
*shrug* :)
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*shrug* :)
Oh, it's a sweet thought and all, but to a guy who has been married 37 and one-half years, it all sounds creepy.
:lmao:
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Oh, it's a sweet thought and all, but to a guy who has been married 37 and one-half years, it all sounds creepy.
:lmao:
Allllllllllllll righty :) So instead of acting like a huge d-bag about it, maybe you could offer up some suggestions instead! Just a thought.
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Allllllllllllll righty :) So instead of acting like a huge d-bag about it, maybe you could offer up some suggestions instead! Just a thought.
Socket wrench set. Craftsman so you can return any sockets or wrench that breaks.
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Allllllllllllll righty :) So instead of acting like a huge d-bag about it, maybe you could offer up some suggestions instead! Just a thought. :loser:
I didn't know d-bags came in SIZES. I always thought they were kinda one-size-fits-all apparatus.
Suggestions? Ok....
My wife, who adores me, and I, combine what we would spend on a material gift for each other and do something special we both enjoy. We take a trip or buy something unnecessary we both want. Like a 108" plasma flat screen for the bedroom. Or a his-a-hers bus pass. It all depends on how good the year has been.
I realize I am looking at the world through 78 year old eyes, so I may not be a Romeo-type anymore, but it works for us.
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Socket wrench set. Craftsman so you can return any sockets or wrench that breaks.
I've always wanted my own nail gun. lol *shrug* :)
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I didn't know d-bags came in SIZES. I always thought they were kinda one-size-fits-all apparatus.
Suggestions? Ok....
My wife, who adores me, and I, combine what we would spend on a material gift for each other and do something special we both enjoy. We take a trip or buy something unnecessary we both want. Like a 108" plasma flat screen for the bedroom. Or a his-a-hers bus pass. It all depends on how good the year has been.
I realize I am looking at the world through 78 year old eyes, so I may not be a Romeo-type anymore, but it works for us.
See those are fab ideas! I think he was looking for gifts that are more inexpensive this year! Hence all the random ideas on the thread. Some good ideas so far. Although I'm not sure about the socket wrench set. lol :)
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I didn't know d-bags came in SIZES. I always thought they were kinda one-size-fits-all apparatus.
Suggestions? Ok....
My wife, who adores me, and I, combine what we would spend on a material gift for each other and do something special we both enjoy. We take a trip or buy something unnecessary we both want. Like a 108" plasma flat screen for the bedroom. Or a his-a-hers bus pass. It all depends on how good the year has been.
I realize I am looking at the world through 78 year old eyes, so I may not be a Romeo-type anymore, but it works for us.
That we normally do. Probably has something to do with the length of time we have been married. :)
Edited to edit: I don't know what is wrong with me, I think I'm slippin' into ignorance. I meant "That is what we normally do"
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That we normally do. Probably has something to do with the length of time we have been married. :)
lol It's holiday time! Aren't we supposed to be happy about our relationships? Or something? ;)
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lol It's holiday time! Aren't we supposed to be happy about our relationships? Or something? ;)
We are. That's the point.
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We are. That's the point.
Exactly! :-*
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Exactly! :-*
hehe :) So has anyone done any christmas shopping yet?
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That we normally do. Probably has something to do with the length of time we have been married. :)
Edited to edit: I don't know what is wrong with me, I think I'm slippin' into ignorance. I meant "That is what we normally do"
That makes more sense now!! :) lol Thanks BEG :)
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hehe :) So has anyone done any christmas shopping yet?
No, I have been having one ailment after another lately (don't ask, you don't want me to go into it all over again...trust me :p). I feel all stressed about getting it done now and have absolutely no idea what to get anyone.
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That makes more sense now!! :) lol Thanks BEG :)
I read it twice and was like "what in the heck was I trying to say". :p
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I read it twice and was like "what in the heck was I trying to say". :p
LOL that's how I feel every day ;) hehe
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No, I have been having one ailment after another lately (don't ask, you don't want me to go into it all over again...trust me :p). I feel all stressed about getting it done now and have absolutely no idea what to get anyone.
Ugh I'm sorry to hear of your ailings :( Especially this time of year! I've gone the whole internet route the past couple years because I hate the malls and the crowds. It has made me a lot happier! :)
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hehe :) So has anyone done any christmas shopping yet?
Got some stuff for my wife squirreled away. I buy jewelry and stuff throughout the year when I see something eye catching. Couple big gifts for the kids have been snagged already.
I have to do the remote friends list this week for wine and cheese baskets and stuff.
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I read it twice and was like "what in the heck was I trying to say". :p
I understood your post. I have a sixth sense about "original intent". :-*
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I understood your post. I have a sixth sense about "original intent". :-*
You just know me too well. I don't even need to post, I bet you knew about my clear balls already even.
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Got some stuff for my wife squirreled away. I buy jewelry and stuff throughout the year when I see something eye catching. Couple big gifts for the kids have been snagged already.
I have to do the remote friends list this week for wine and cheese baskets and stuff.
man, big basket o' cheese -- best gift ever. :)
What are the kiddos getting this year? I really want this robot t-rex I keep seeing commercials for. lol I have NO idea why either. Just looks awesome ;)
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hehe :) So has anyone done any christmas shopping yet?
Not since 1987. I made a decision to "opt out". My Decembers have been so much more pleasant.
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Not since 1987. I made a decision to "opt out". My Decembers have been so much more pleasant.
You are very wise :) Probably helps with your sanity too! As if the holidays aren't hectic enough without all the shopping! :)
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You just know me too well. I don't even need to post, I bet you knew about my clear balls already even.
Clear balls? They are such a practical addition. They can fill in those "naked spots" and reflected the light on almost any tree. You are brilliant!
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Clear balls? They are such a practical addition. They can fill in those "naked spots" and reflected the light on almost any tree. You are brilliant!
I am aren't I?!? :p
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You are very wise :) Probably helps with your sanity too! As if the holidays aren't hectic enough without all the shopping! :)
The truth is, when our kids were kids, I was anal and ridiculous about Christmas. Then the day came when I realized I had spent too many years roasting your nuts and jingling your bells. It was time to relax and enjoy the season.
My wife still likes to "do" Christmas. I let her. She leaves me alone.
Since we have four kids and eight grandkids and four inlaws and eight out-inlaws, etc, we draw names. This year I drew my youngest daughter's name. My wife already bought my present to give. I like that.
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I am aren't I?!? :p
Yes, you are...in more ways than most folks know.
I'm going to bring out our aluminum tree this year. It's 7' tall and about 6' wide at the bottom. Very nice. Made in 1962.
I use solid purple satin balls and a color wheel.
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As my wife (as well as the ex-wife) has made painfully obvious to me, I don't know what women really want. I'm putting this thread up to take suggestions for good, relatively inexpensive Christmas presents. I was leaning toward a book of "coupons" for things done for her, like "one romantic dinner" or "rake the lawn"... any ideas, ladies?
Just do not buy a membership to any gym or anything that can be misconstrued as something she might need to get herself in shape - even if she's already in shape! Unless she specifically asks for it. I have asked for a home gym this year and my husband keeps asking me if I am sure that's what I want and that I won't take it personally if he gets that for me. That is what I want. And I won't take it personally - unless I have PMS or something.
:lmao:
Spa gift cards are nice and I really like it when my husband buys me a gift card at my salon for highlights and a haircut. I guess he forgets that he pays for it the rest of the year, too.
:ohsnap:
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Yes, you are...in more ways than most folks know.
I'm going to bring out our aluminum tree this year. It's 7' tall and about 6' wide at the bottom. Very nice. Made in 1962.
I use solid purple satin balls and a color wheel.
Probably worth a lot of money by now.
Solid retro. I remember our aluminum tree and color whee when I was a kidl. Lost to the vaguerities of time, alas.
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My aunt has a plastic tree that I've put up a couple times. It's really nice. It looks real unless you get close enough to see the plastic arms. Considering that it's usually dark by 5pm, most people won't notice an artificial tree unless they stick their face in it.
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My dad planted our Christmas tree from 1981 in our front yard. It's still there, and it's about nine or ten feet tall now.
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man, big basket o' cheese -- best gift ever. :)
What are the kiddos getting this year? I really want this robot t-rex I keep seeing commercials for. lol I have NO idea why either. Just looks awesome ;)
That's on the Mancubs list as a matter of fact.
Got a nice digital camera for the oldest and the little guy is getting a small TV for his room. Those are the BIG things.
Few odds and ends here and there to round out.
I asked for a 42" flat screen so I will probably get a spatula or a box of toffee.
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I asked for a 42" flat screen so I will probably get a spatula or a box of toffee.
It beats a pair of socks. One can never have too many spatulas.
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It beats a pair of socks. One can never have too many spatulas.
Hey if I get a 42" spatula that I can play Fallout 3 on I will NOT be bitching.
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Probably worth a lot of money by now.
Solid retro. I remember our aluminum tree and color whee when I was a kidl. Lost to the vaguerities of time, alas.
This aluminum tree is perfect. I bought the tree and color wheel from an eBay seller about six years ago for $175.00. I've used it one Christmas.
We have about nine different trees of all sizes and reasons in the garage.
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That's on the Mancubs list as a matter of fact.
Got a nice digital camera for the oldest and the little guy is getting a small TV for his room. Those are the BIG things.
Few odds and ends here and there to round out.
I asked for a 42" flat screen so I will probably get a spatula or a box of toffee.
I remember when I was a kid, how grown up I felt when I got my first tv in my room :) hehe
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I remember when I was a kid, how grown up I felt when I got my first tv in my room :) hehe
We have a rule in the house that if you are home sick from school you are in bed ALL day.
There are remarkably few "Fake" sicknesses, lol, but when he's sick it would be nice for him to have something to do in bed. Plus there are days when I just flat out would rather blow my brains out than watch the Spongebob Movie again in the living room.
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We have a rule in the house that if you are home sick from school you are in bed ALL day.
There are remarkably few "Fake" sicknesses, lol, but when he's sick it would be nice for him to have something to do in bed. Plus there are days when I just flat out would rather blow my brains out than watch the Spongebob Movie again in the living room.
Take it from a dad who made the mistake x4. Don't get them bedroom TVs. Not until they are at least 13.
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I never had a TV in my room when I was younger. I got a small one when I was in high school, and it was only good for broadcast TV.
The "entertainment" in our house was an enormous bookshelf, but it was all fiction and novels. Blah. Give me something I can dig into, something with some history.
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I never had a TV in my room when I was younger. I got a small one when I was in high school, and it was only good for broadcast TV.
My formative years with my own room were 1967-1971 (age 12-17). All I had to occupy me was my stereo and my desk. I don't remember being bored.
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We have a rule in the house that if you are home sick from school you are in bed ALL day.
There are remarkably few "Fake" sicknesses, lol, but when he's sick it would be nice for him to have something to do in bed. Plus there are days when I just flat out would rather blow my brains out than watch the Spongebob Movie again in the living room.
Well I'm sure he'll love it :) It's okay to like Spongebob, you can admit it ;)
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My formative years with my own room were 1967-1971 (age 12-17). All I had to occupy me was my stereo and my desk. I don't remember being bored.
I did a lot of reading, and regular trips to the library.
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By the time I was in the 3rd grade, my parents were tired of watching Disney movies and gave me a 13" color tv for Christmas. :)
As far as anyone's gifts, of course I haven't shopped. LOL! I asked my SIL what to get for the boys. The 5 & 7 year old want some sort of ball thingy that I can pick up at Target. The baby is getting clothes. Mom gets a book and Dad gets a movie. I just have a few other people that I still need to think about what the heck to get them.
I decided today that I really want a Wii. But a Wii is really only worth $100 to me, so it's obviously out of my price range, so I'm gonna ask my dad for one.
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Doc Stew! I have the PERFECT gift!!!!
Dye your pubes for her!!! (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17751.0/topicseen.html)
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With five kids, no one got a TV in their room. We listened to the radio and played records. Anyone else listen to WLS-89 from Chicago when they were younger? I just saw something on You Tube yesterday about WLS so that brought back some great memories from my youngster days.
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With five kids, no one got a TV in their room. We listened to the radio and played records. Anyone else listen to WLS-89 from Chicago when they were younger? I just saw something on You Tube yesterday about WLS so that brought back some great memories from my youngster days.
Dear God that takes me back.
Remember the mornign guys? Steve Dall and Gary Meyers? The original shock jocks. :-)
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With five kids, no one got a TV in their room. We listened to the radio and played records. Anyone else listen to WLS-89 from Chicago when they were younger? I just saw something on You Tube yesterday about WLS so that brought back some great memories from my youngster days.
Do you mean the Big 89? I used to listen to it in the 70's. I have some vague memory of a commercial for the "smokin' US 30 dragstrip" or something like that.
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We will have been together 15 years in January....and he wouldn't dare give me an appliance for Christmas!
My birthday is the 22nd .....which is not Christmas!.....so he gets double hit at the same time. I usually get a "big" gift on my birthday and gift certificates and something to open (several times it's been a Waterford ornament)on Christmas.
Since he looks for the path of least resistance....he hits the jewelry store on my birthday...though he made the comment a week or so ago, I was not getting anymore jewelry except for one piece and I wasn't getting it yet. That would be an engagement/wedding ring....but it's still under debate when....I haven't exactly accepted... :uhsure:
I love gift certificates. Either to a dept store or spa....not for my hair or nails as those are routine, but for a massage or facial ....which I'm less likely to spend on myself.
My most favorite gift from him though was a custom made fishing rod. He taught me years ago to like fishing and when he gave me my own rod....with teal green wraps - my favorite color which he hates - meant so much. Way more than the diamonds every have.
My second favorite is a simple gold bangle bracelet that he gave me my first birthday we were together....I always wear it.
My kids either give me specific books that I want or gift certificates to the spa. The gift certificate amounts are indicative of what they can afford....manicures are cheapest....massages are the most. I have received multiple manicure GC's. :-)
Clothes are never a good gift....particularly a flannel nightgown. :hammer:
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As my wife (as well as the ex-wife) has made painfully obvious to me, I don't know what women really want. I'm putting this thread up to take suggestions for good, relatively inexpensive Christmas presents. I was leaning toward a book of "coupons" for things done for her, like "one romantic dinner" or "rake the lawn"... any ideas, ladies?
Docstew, Just ask her to give you some ideas,Most women like things that sparkle. But what do I know, I was married the last time for 20 years,an I never received a gift at Christmas, Birthdays, Valentines or Mother's day. So to me I could get a romantic dinner ,a rose, and a card with special note on how they appreciated me ,loved me and what I mean to them. I'd be happy with any small gift. Be it needs to come from the heart. I'm a romantic anyway.
And say Thor had already got my gift. He's really great.I'm Blessed.
Debk has some great ideas.
And if a woman says she doesn't want anything, don't believe her. You'll be in trouble.
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Dear God that takes me back.
Remember the mornign guys? Steve Dall and Gary Meyers? The original shock jocks. :-)
Going off-topic here...
Gary Meier was still on WLS through the end of 2003, before a contract dispute broke up his partnership with Roe Conn. My favorite afternoon show in Chicago. Meier got back together with Steve Dahl for a few guest appearances over the past few years, but he's not been working regularly since.
I've got a picture of with of myself with Meier from his golf outing in 2003. If I can locate it, perhaps I'll post it.
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A nice silky PJ, and not the trashy type. Something that feels really good to the touch, covers from neck to foot, and if your in a colder climate warm for the winter.
Paladin0
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I'm an old fart, and I've bought a lot of gifts for gals over the years.
This works.
Buy a picnic basket: The old fashioned kind with two lids like in the movies.
Get a red/white checkerboard tablecloth...like in the movies.
Bottles of wine, two wine glasses, some cheese and goodies. Candles.
She'll think you spent ages on a theme gift just for her. Chicks LOVE this! I used to have at least two or three sets like this in my apartment during my twenties (I was a dating fiend then!). Get em on sale, and you won't have to spend a dime at Christmas.
Remember girls think they are Psychic, and they will over analyze your gift. To a gal, gift giving is a test of your inner psyche. Give her every reason to think it took you at least a month of pre-planning to get this gift.
The coupon idea is good, but NOT for Christmas. She wants a tangible thing to hold in her hand. Coupons are good as an addition to you gift at Valentines day or some 3-6 month bogus anniversary.
Remember you will be graded on this. If she asks, it took you a month of searching to find the right basket (cause you a guy, actually spending time shopping for a gal is impressive).
Jewelry in my mind is bad. ONLY if you are going to marry her. Its a substitute for...commitment!
Frankly: is a very chick thing. To me, a glass/zirconium jewel looks like the real thing, so its just as good. Its for looks anyways. If no one can tell the difference, whats the big deal? A chick is looking for a way to judge how you value your relationship, and the price tag is a perfect way to do that.
Fear, oh mortal man. Jewelry is bad!
Mr. Mannn - you, sir, are a genius.
H5
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Mr. Mannn - you, sir, are a genius.
H5
Except for that whole part about judging the value of a relationsip based on pricetags! That's just sad. lol I hope no one out there really thinks that way :)
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I've always wanted my own nail gun. lol *shrug* :)
Yeah, but don't you plan on using it as a weapon?
Ain't the same thing as a tool! (last time I checked, anyway....)
:lmao:
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Yeah, but don't you plan on using it as a weapon?
Ain't the same thing as a tool! (last time I checked, anyway....)
:lmao:
Hell no! I wanna nail shit into other shit, geez :) (please enjoy my technical terminology). lol
I have a switchblade if I need a weapon :evillaugh:
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Hell no! I wanna nail shit into other shit, geez :) (please enjoy my technical terminology). lol
I have a switchblade if I need a weapon :evillaugh:
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight........... :o
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Don't bring a knife to a gun fight........... :o
Duh? lol ;)
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Except for that whole part about judging the value of a relationsip based on pricetags! That's just sad. lol I hope no one out there really thinks that way :)
Well, it does depend on the babe. There are some babes out there who DO measure their relationships by the price tags!
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Well, it does depend on the babe. There are some babes out there who DO measure their relationships by the price tags!
That is just sad! At least in my opinion. Fudge that. :P
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That is just sad! At least in my opinion. Fudge that. :P
Sometimes reality is a bitch (no pun intended!) ;)
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Sometimes reality is a bitch (no pun intended!) ;)
LOL :) Well said my friend. I hope your reality is not bitchy ;)
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LOL :) Well said my friend. I hope your reality is not bitchy ;)
Kinda partial to Mrs. E. She's my bestest friend.
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Kinda partial to Mrs. E. She's my bestest friend.
That is lucky :)
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Having a stripper pole installed in the bedroom, or an industrial squeeze bucket with mop are always great gifts.
*ducks and runs*
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Having a stripper pole installed in the bedroom
snip...
*ducks and runs*
Mindreader! I did that last year! (She broke the damn mirror, though, when she kicked off one of her stilettoes....)
:-)
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Mindreader! I did that last year! (She broke the damn mirror, though, when she kicked off one of her stilettoes....)
:-)
Totally worth it though, right? lol :)
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Mindreader! I did that last year! (She broke the damn mirror, though, when she kicked off one of her stilettoes....)
:-)
In your NEW house ?!?!?!?!?
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In your NEW house ?!?!?!?!?
(It doesn't take long.......)
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(It doesn't take long.......)
To break it....or repair it?....... :tongue:.......... :lmao:.......... :-*
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To break it....or repair it?....... :tongue:.......... :lmao:.......... :-*
To break it....... we BOTH know how Eupher is about "repairs"......
:bolt:
:-)
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To break it....or repair it?....... :tongue:.......... :lmao:.......... :-*
Yes. (though one must watch out for broken glass and exercise caution when cleaning up broken glass.)
(A little spilled blood is good for libido.....)
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Yes. (though one must watch out for broken glass and exercise caution when cleaning up broken glass.)
(A little spilled blood is good for libido.....)
:evillaugh:
uh-huh..... :uhsure:
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Yes. (though one must watch out for broken glass and exercise caution when cleaning up broken glass.)
(A little spilled blood is good for libido.....)
:evillaugh:
uh-huh..... :uhsure:
Some women DO seem to think that after their spouse returns from hunting with a kill, they appear to be sexier......
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Some women DO seem to think that after their spouse returns from hunting with a kill, they appear to be sexier......
Killing defenseless animal? Don't see the sex appeal in that *shrug* :)
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Killing defenseless animal? Don't see the sex appeal in that *shrug* :)
Uh oh. I think she suffers from the Bambi Syndrome.
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Uh oh. I think she suffers from the Bambi Syndrome.
No not at all. Just don't see the point! But, to each his own :)
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Killing defenseless animal? Don't see the sex appeal in that *shrug* :)
It's a male/female thing. You wouldn't understand.
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Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.
Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:
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Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.
Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:
Now you're talkin'! :)
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Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.
Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:
tops're off, of course.
:cheersmate:
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Since we have resident Bambis and mommas.....hunting around here is not sexy.
Now...there is a lot to be said for fishing all day in the Keys.....hot sun, gentle breeze, rocking boat, bikini...... :uhsure:
And 25,000 homos back on shore.
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And 25,000 homos back on shore.
That's a lotta homos! lol ;)
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I have seen your "East Coast" deer.
Hunting them consists of holding out an apple while you have a hammer behind your back.
I will have you know we have a 6-pointer and an 8 pointer wandering around the house. The 8-pointer was out in the front a week or so ago....I hadn't seen him all summer....he was huge! We have 6-8 does wandering around and 4 first years...3 females and a male. So it's "happy frolicking" time for the bucks. :-)
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I will have you know we have a 6-pointer and an 8 pointer wandering around the house. The 8-pointer was out in the front a week or so ago....I hadn't seen him all summer....he was huge! We have 6-8 does wandering around and 4 first years...3 females and a male. So it's "happy frolicking" time for the bucks. :-)
Well, yeah, but what about the hammer?
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Well, yeah, but what about the hammer?
hammer's in the garage....except for the small sledge hammer in my car.... :-)
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hammer's in the garage....except for the small sledge hammer in my car.... :-)
Man I SO wanted to go all Peter Gabriel on this one! lol I'm :mental:
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hammer's in the garage....except for the small sledge hammer in my car.... :-)
Claw hammers make a "thunk" sound when the claw part is, uh. Um. Might be too graphic. Never mind.
:-)
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Claw hammers make a "thunk" sound when the claw part is, uh. Um. Might be too graphic. Never mind.
:-)
No no, proceed...... :popcorn: hehe
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Killing defenseless animal? Don't see the sex appeal in that *shrug* :)
Where does MEAT come from ?!?!?!?!? (Hint, it's already been "processed" when one buys it at the grocery store.) Besides, don't get me on my DEER rant......
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Where does MEAT come from ?!?!?!?!? (Hint, it's already been "processed" when one buys it at the grocery store.) Besides, don't get me on my DEER rant......
No rants please!! lol :) I'm no wussie vegetarian ;) Was merely just referencing the killing of animals in regard to sex appeal. That is all :)
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No no, proceed...... :popcorn: hehe
Naw, I think I'll leave it for a rainy day.
Debk would, uh, flip her pizza. Yeah! That's the ticket!
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Naw, I think I'll leave it for a rainy day.
Debk would, uh, flip her pizza. Yeah! That's the ticket!
Excellent! I love a good rainy day story! :)