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Title: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 05:01:06 PM
I will consider nominations
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: formerlurker on November 29, 2008, 05:07:04 PM
 :popcorn:


Wow, Sparky and I are slipping we weren't mentioned first on the list.    I promise to work harder.


Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: formerlurker on November 29, 2008, 05:08:59 PM
Hey, now that I think about it -- why are there only men on this list?  I am calling the ACLU cause this is discrimination.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 05:13:50 PM
Some assholes are likable, what are we talking about here?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: djones520 on November 29, 2008, 05:24:12 PM
Why isn't BC up there?  He'd have my vote.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 05:28:05 PM
Why isn't BC up there?  He'd have my vote.

Fiixored  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Carl on November 29, 2008, 05:33:29 PM
I didn`t make this list either. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/sad030.gif)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: TheSarge on November 29, 2008, 05:34:02 PM
Wow...color me shocked..I'm not up there. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2008, 05:34:52 PM
Why am I not on the ballot? I preach eternal damnation for bunnies and God hates bunnies. I guess it requires a ballot for biggest nutcase at CC and we know who will win that?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2008, 05:35:13 PM
Wow...color me shocked..I'm not up there. :popcorn:

Don't feel bad. I am not on it either.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 05:35:27 PM
Wow...color me shocked..I'm not up there. :popcorn:

LOL.... are you cleopatra, queen of denial?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 05:41:52 PM
Why am I not on the ballot? I preach eternal damnation for bunnies and God hates bunnies. I guess it requires a ballot for biggest nutcase at CC and we know who will win that?

You should start another poll.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 05:45:44 PM
You should start another poll.

One can never have enough polls. I love the American Idol/Survivor mentality around here these days.

Refreshing and intellectual.  :-)

Oh I know, I must have lost my ha ha somewhere along the line.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on November 29, 2008, 05:49:27 PM
Well, the term "asshole" is relative anyway.

Some folks thrive on being assholes and live to demonstrate their assholiness at every opportunity.

Others are simply content to watch the carnage and enjoy the remnants of whatever's left over.

Personally, my vote's for Thor. Even his avatar sort of takes that stand.

 :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 05:51:28 PM
Guys are SO mean!  lol  Can't we just cut out all this "poll" crap?  Voting on one another is tacky.  Solidarity people!!  ;)  hehe

Happy Saturday to all :) 
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 05:58:19 PM
Wow...color me shocked..I'm not up there. :popcorn:

Yes, you are, I just spelled out "Tx" unless your "Tx" means "transmit". I can correct that  ;)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 05:59:26 PM
Oh I know, I must have lost my ha ha somewhere along the line.  :evillaugh:

oh my.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 05:59:46 PM
Well, the term "asshole" is relative anyway.

Some folks thrive on being assholes and live to demonstrate their assholiness at every opportunity.

Others are simply content to watch the carnage and enjoy the remnants of whatever's left over.

Personally, my vote's for Thor. Even his avatar sort of takes that stand.

 :-)

But you didn't vote, Eupher.........
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:01:25 PM
oh my.

I might laff if you throw up the "I haz a purdy" pic.....  :lmao:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on November 29, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
But you didn't vote twice, Eupher.........

Fixed.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 06:03:38 PM
I might laff if you throw up the "I haz a purdy" pic.....  :lmao:

Open, public discussion of one's ha ha... did I tell you about my day at work?

(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-dog-pictures-purdy.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:04:35 PM
Open, public discussion of one's ha ha... did I tell you about my day at work?

(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-dog-pictures-purdy.jpg)

 :rotf: Ok......   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

What happened at work?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:05:51 PM
Inga, tell me, is Thor the biggest asshole? I'll cast my vote with your concurrence.  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 06:05:58 PM
:rotf: Ok......   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

What happened at work?

One of the girls mentioned that she liked being in the room and watching her husband with other women.  There were a couple other things thrown in, but that was the one that stood out.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 06:06:58 PM
Inga, tell me, is Thor the biggest asshole? I'll cast my vote with your concurrence.  :-)

I can't believe he's winning.  Why would anyone vote for that  :censored:?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 06:07:14 PM
Fixed.

You can't bullshit an old bullshitter........ ;)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:08:13 PM
One of the girls mentioned that she liked being in the room and watching her husband with other women.  There were a couple other things thrown in, but that was the one that stood out.

Is that what the young people are doing today? Really, I am so out of touch. Gone are the days of peering through the keyhole I guess.

Just kidding, I have so NOT peered through any peepholes.... ever.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 06:09:30 PM
Is that what the young people are doing today? Really, I am so out of touch. Gone are the days of peering through the keyhole I guess.

Just kidding, I have so NOT peered through any peepholes.... ever.  :lmao:

Uh huh.........   ;)




:-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 06:09:52 PM
Is that what the young people are doing today? Really, I am so out of touch. Gone are the days of peering through the keyhole I guess.

Just kidding, I have so NOT peered through any peepholes.... ever.  :lmao:

It's a nice hobby. :p
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: djones520 on November 29, 2008, 06:10:04 PM
Wow...color me shocked..I'm not up there. :popcorn:

Ummm...  yes you are.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 06:10:13 PM
Is that what the young people are doing today? Really, I am so out of touch. Gone are the days of peering through the keyhole I guess.

Just kidding, I have so NOT peered through any peepholes.... ever.  :lmao:
Because peeping through open windows is way easier ;)  
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 06:11:32 PM
Because peeping through open windows is way easier ;)  

What she said.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:12:13 PM
Good grief, we have gone from assholes to peepholes.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: TheSarge on November 29, 2008, 06:13:09 PM
LOL.... are you cleopatra, queen of denial?

Not anymore.

Yippee I voted.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Inga on November 29, 2008, 06:15:03 PM
Schade, You know him pretty good. Be may oppion:He's the kinds man I've meet. He may be a little ruff around the edges but his heart tells different.I know alot, lot, lot lot......worse. He's stole my heart.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:19:34 PM
Schade, You know him pretty good. Be may oppion:He's the kinds man I've meet. He may be a little ruff around the edges but his heart tells different.I know alot, lot, lot lot......worse. He's stole my heart.

I agree Inga..... but we can't blow his cover here.  :p
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Inga on November 29, 2008, 06:21:21 PM
Ya'll asking the wrong person.I have seen him in his as***** mode. I just let him fly.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Inga on November 29, 2008, 06:23:00 PM
Just don't give him a gun.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:23:05 PM
I thought it was romantic, to watch you while you sleep though...  :thatsright:

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Chesterfield313/Crazy%20People/popcornwh7.gif)


Eek....  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:24:31 PM
Because peeping through open windows is way easier ;)  

LOL... unless it you are standing in a rose bush...  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 06:26:27 PM
LOL... unless it you are standing in a rose bush...  :-)
Pfft.  A few pesky thorns aren't gonna stop me from peepin'!  ;) 
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 06:34:37 PM
Pfft.  A few pesky thorns aren't gonna stop me from peepin'!  ;) 

There is a fine line between pain and ecstacy..... just kidding!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Inga on November 29, 2008, 06:37:02 PM
I agree there is a fine line between the two.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 29, 2008, 06:38:51 PM
ONE vote?  ONE lousy vote? :whatever:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 29, 2008, 06:40:11 PM
ONE vote?  ONE lousy vote? :whatever:

Yeah, that's ALL you get .........   :tongue:



:-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 06:41:20 PM
Pfft.  A few pesky thorns aren't gonna stop me from peepin'!  ;) 

That's the spirit! (http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5433/emotdanceuh2.gif)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 06:42:16 PM
There is a fine line between pain and ecstacy..... just kidding!  :evillaugh:

 :evillaugh: :whatever: :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
That's the spirit! (http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5433/emotdanceuh2.gif)

A peep a day keeps the doctor away.  Or so I've heard.  lol  ;) 
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on November 29, 2008, 06:44:18 PM
You can't bullshit an old bullshitter........ ;)

Waitaminnit ! I thought we were talkin' about ASSHOLES!?!

 :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 29, 2008, 06:51:45 PM
Yeah, that's ALL you get .........   :tongue:



:-)

we have got to attract a group of people that are easier to offend.  :uhsure:


 :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 06:53:01 PM
we have got to attract a group of people that are easier to offend.  :uhsure:


 :-)

Agreed.  I could use a little unnecessary drama.  lol  ;)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 29, 2008, 06:56:48 PM
Agreed.  I could use a little unnecessary drama.  lol  ;)

now, THAT was funny.  or, at least I thought it was. :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 06:58:07 PM
now, THAT was funny.  or, at least I thought it was. :-)

Hey as long as it's not directly related to me, I'm all about instigating ;)  hehe   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 29, 2008, 07:01:25 PM
Hey as long as it's not directly related to me, I'm all about instigating ;)  hehe   :popcorn:

this should be your personal smiley ------>  :stirpot:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:02:23 PM
this should be your personal smiley ------>  :stirpot:

lol  I'm not that bad!!   :innocent:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris_ on November 29, 2008, 07:08:48 PM
Someone start a Crevo thread -- I can peg this one easy.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Carl on November 29, 2008, 07:13:22 PM
ONE vote?  ONE lousy vote? :whatever:

Ain`t voting till I am included in one of these damn things. :censored:


Does that make me an asshole?  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 29, 2008, 07:17:42 PM
lol  I'm not that bad!!   :innocent:

yeah, well, be nice, or that "sweet" is going to fall off of your display name. :uhsure:


 :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:20:08 PM
yeah, well, be nice, or that "sweet" is going to fall off of your display name. :uhsure:


 :-)

 :asssmack:   lol  I'm not a sweet person per se.  Just a reference to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".  Which, is one of the funniest shows ever.  ;)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Lord Undies on November 29, 2008, 07:20:32 PM
ONE vote?  ONE lousy vote? :whatever:

Technically, you're a butthole.  There is a difference.  It's a fine line.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
Someone start a Crevo thread -- I can peg this one easy.

I know of a few other thread topics where you can show your assholitude.  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 07:22:25 PM
:asssmack:   lol  I'm not a sweet person per se.  Just a reference to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".  Which, is one of the funniest shows ever.  ;)

That show is pretty funny. 
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:23:16 PM
That show is pretty funny. 

 :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2008, 07:25:04 PM
Have you seen "Testees"?  It's hilarious.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Lord Undies on November 29, 2008, 07:25:48 PM
That show is pretty funny. 

http://www.hulu.com/watch/43141/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-the-gang-cracks-the-liberty-bell
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 07:27:02 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/43141/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-the-gang-cracks-the-liberty-bell

It said it was for mature audiences.  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris_ on November 29, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
It said it was for mature audiences.  :-)

That lets out almost all of us.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Lord Undies on November 29, 2008, 07:28:14 PM
It said it was for mature audiences.  :-)

They could show it in a phone booth.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
Have you seen "Testees"?  It's hilarious.
Man, I really don't like that show  *shrug* 
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Miss Mia on November 29, 2008, 07:30:20 PM
Hey as long as it's not directly related to me, I'm all about instigating ;)  hehe   :popcorn:

That's why Dee loves hearing about all the drama in my life.  LOL!
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:31:05 PM
That's why Dee loves hearing about all the drama in my life.  LOL!

You have great drama!!!!
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Miss Mia on November 29, 2008, 07:31:55 PM
You have great drama!!!!

It's actually all  just funny.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:33:29 PM
It's actually all  just funny.  :rofl:
Funny, often mixed with the ridiculous ;)  hehe
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Miss Mia on November 29, 2008, 07:34:48 PM
Funny, often mixed with the ridiculous ;)  hehe

Stupid men. :rofl:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:36:01 PM
Stupid men. :rofl:

Agreed :)  lol  we both got screwed.  And not in the happy fun way.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Miss Mia on November 29, 2008, 07:38:22 PM
Agreed :)  lol  we both got screwed.  And not in the happy fun way.   :evillaugh:

Now I need a beer.



LOL!
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 29, 2008, 07:39:50 PM
Now I need a beer.



LOL!

we need to hit up h-dink's next week and get our cards punched.  lol
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 29, 2008, 07:45:08 PM
Technically, you're a butthole.  There is a difference.  It's a fine line.

I fell on the floor laughing.  am I the ONLY one that gets Undie's humor?

Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: asdf2231 on November 29, 2008, 08:08:44 PM
One can never have enough polls. I love the American Idol/Survivor mentality around here these days.

Refreshing and intellectual.  :-)

Oh I know, I must have lost my ha ha somewhere along the line.  :evillaugh:

Someone is Sooooooooo getting voted off the island!  :tongue: :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 29, 2008, 08:59:52 PM
Someone is Sooooooooo getting voted off the island!  :tongue: :fuelfire: :tongue:

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Airwolf on November 30, 2008, 01:20:19 AM
The Foul Owl.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Airwolf on November 30, 2008, 01:25:32 AM
we have got to attract a group of people that are easier to offend.  :uhsure:


 :-)

You can always send another invite over to the libs at NU.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2008, 07:28:06 AM
:popcorn:


Wow, Sparky and I are slipping we weren't mentioned first on the list.    I promise to work harder.




We were thinking the same thing, lurker--of course, if we went over to SCC, I'd win that one in a walk.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2008, 07:31:32 AM
Because peeping through open windows is way easier ;)  

Actually, I just install a webcam with a wireless transmitter.  This one works quite well...

I think...

http://www.homespy.com/

Felony, schmelony--but was she HOT?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2008, 07:32:59 AM
A peep a day keeps the doctor away.  Or so I've heard.  lol  ;) 

Really?  Got your webcam on then?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Randy on November 30, 2008, 08:40:57 AM
WOOOHOOOO I didn't make the.....uh

Wow they haven't found out ye....

uh I mean, huh maybe I am a nice guy after all.

 :uhsure:

Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris_ on November 30, 2008, 08:47:46 AM
Really?  Got your webcam on then?
Someone mention peeps?

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/freedumb2003/5777310clip_image001.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2008, 08:51:06 AM
PEEP SHOW!!!  Wo0T!!!11!
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris_ on November 30, 2008, 06:30:37 PM
I vote for the rabbit hater, and his fleshlight
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 30, 2008, 06:41:58 PM
It's good to see that I am "loved"   :-) ...... But seriously, only 24 people have voted ??

WTF ?!?!?!?!    :loser:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Lord Undies on November 30, 2008, 08:32:24 PM
It's good to see that I am "loved"   :-) ...... But seriously, only 24 people have voted ??

WTF ?!?!?!?!    :loser:

I voted for you.  Nothing personal.  I took the question literal.  I figure, out of all the choices, turds would slide easily through you.  Big asshole.  Genetic, maybe.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris_ on November 30, 2008, 08:47:31 PM
It's good to see that I am "loved"   :-) ...... But seriously, only 24 people have voted ??

WTF ?!?!?!?!    :loser:
I am still trying to figure out how TNO rates -- he doesn't even post.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on November 30, 2008, 11:00:21 PM
I voted for you.  Nothing personal.  I took the question literal.  I figure, out of all the choices, turds would slide easily through you.  Big asshole.  Genetic, maybe.

That's a story for another time, Undies.......
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 01, 2008, 01:44:25 AM
Technically, you're a butthole.  There is a difference.  It's a fine line.

Now that there's funny! I don't care who ya are!!!!!
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on December 01, 2008, 09:09:01 AM
I voted for you.  Nothing personal.  I took the question literal.  I figure, out of all the choices, turds would slide easily through you.  Big asshole.  Genetic, maybe.

 :rotf:

h5
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: thundley4 on December 01, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
Just a little helpful hint for the eventual winner.
(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/imagestoilet-20training.jpg)

Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris_ on December 01, 2008, 05:44:13 PM
Given my ratio of Hi-5's to BS's, I'm surprised that I'm not even in consideration for pimple on the butt of the Biggest Asshole award...

 :bawl:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Lord Undies on December 01, 2008, 05:48:39 PM
Given my ratio of Hi-5's to BS's, I'm surprised that I'm not even in consideration for pimple on the butt of the Biggest Asshole award...

 :bawl:

There there, crying one.  You will always be an important orafice to us.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: franksolich on March 22, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
Oh my.

One wonders why primitives are reading this ancient thread.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: DixieBelle on March 22, 2012, 06:57:14 PM
Oh my indeed. One would think they are looking for wisdom or something :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Chris_ on March 22, 2012, 07:33:16 PM
Holy ancient thread, Batman.

Yeah, the message table is still broke.  That's not really me posting.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: BadCat on March 22, 2012, 07:38:22 PM
it says i voted for myself.

now, why would I do that?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: franksolich on March 22, 2012, 07:42:54 PM
That's not really me posting.

Oh.

I thought it was.

Sorry.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 22, 2012, 07:55:16 PM
I'm still butt-hurt I didn't make the list.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 22, 2012, 09:24:42 PM
I will consider nominations
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Airwolf on March 22, 2012, 09:43:20 PM
Wow. Holy necro thread posting Batman.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: obumazombie on March 22, 2012, 10:01:15 PM
Wow. Holy necro thread posting Batman.
Yes, a neatly executed gravedig.

Edited for typo
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: njpines on March 23, 2012, 12:08:45 PM
What, no women on this list???!!!!!!

You are all SEXIST PIGS!!!

/DUmode

 :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: wasp69 on March 23, 2012, 12:22:32 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/wasp69/resurrection.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 23, 2012, 01:51:45 PM
What, no women on this list???!!!!!!

You are all SEXIST PIGS!!!

/DUmode

 :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:

I think the term you're looking for is "assholes."

Which pretty much fills-up the nomination list leaving no room for the skirts.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Airwolf on March 23, 2012, 05:54:54 PM
Maybe we should have a new poll. There are many names not on that would qualify for the title.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on March 24, 2012, 07:02:47 AM
Maybe we should have a new poll. There are many names not on that would qualify for the title.

Reb was whining over on Facebook about not having been nominated. I thought he might become the CC Mascot, affectionately named "Asshole." He's a perfect fit for the gig.  :rotf:   :lmao:   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on March 24, 2012, 11:31:16 AM
Nominations were closed a long while ago, Euphless.....
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 24, 2012, 12:14:15 PM
Euphless.....

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: formerlurker on March 24, 2012, 12:22:18 PM
Start a new thread in the fight club....  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on March 24, 2012, 09:54:21 PM
Nominations were closed a long while ago, Euphless.....

Bitchslapped for reading beyond what I wrote, ya dolt.   :tongue: :fuelfire: 

Then again, it might be time for a new poll for CC Mascot.....
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: seahorse513 on March 25, 2012, 10:33:57 PM
We were thinking the same thing, lurker--of course, if we went over to SCC, I'd win that one in a walk.


 :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: seahorse513 on March 25, 2012, 10:40:00 PM
There are way too many people missing!!!
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Miss Mia on May 24, 2012, 11:20:18 PM
it says i voted for myself.

now, why would I do that?

Wouldn't everyone vote for you?

 :whistling:

*kisses*
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Revolution on May 24, 2012, 11:24:26 PM
Dutch, but he's extremely good at it, and usually makes me laugh when he is. :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: obumazombie on May 24, 2012, 11:24:39 PM
Just lurking, for now.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Revolution on May 24, 2012, 11:26:15 PM
^  :zap:

For spamming.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Skul on May 25, 2012, 01:48:52 AM
I'm a bit miffed that I'm not on that list.
Bite me Rev, just bite me.
Wandering off in a huff
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Gina on May 25, 2012, 08:38:40 AM
Is Sparky on there?
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Karin on May 25, 2012, 10:38:55 AM
That list is ancient.  What was the point of dredging it up again?  Might as well make a new list.   :whistling:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on May 25, 2012, 10:43:07 AM
That list is ancient.  What was the point of dredging it up again?  Might as well make a new list.   :whistling:

I agree. We have a WHOLE NEW CROP of potential assholes!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Gina on May 25, 2012, 10:43:54 AM
That list is ancient.  What was the point of dredging it up again?  Might as well make a new list.   :whistling:

I agree, then also have other fields like "who is the most vile female"   :p
Title: Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Freeper on May 25, 2012, 10:45:12 AM
I'm the biggest asshole here.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on May 25, 2012, 10:45:39 AM
I agree, then also have other fields like "who is the most vile female"   :p

Bullshit. Women are equal-opportunity assholes, just as men are.
Title: Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: DefiantSix on May 25, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
I'm the biggest asshole here.

BS'ed for believing you're even as much as a boil on my own ass. :cheers1:  You're too likable to be an asshole, Freep.  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Gina on May 25, 2012, 10:47:30 AM
Bullshit. Women are equal-opportunity assholes, just as men are.

I am not an asshole.  O-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Eupher on May 25, 2012, 10:48:14 AM
I am not an asshole.  O-)

I didn't say you were. I said merely that you're eligible for being an asshole.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Freeper on May 25, 2012, 10:52:37 AM
BS'ed for believing you're even as much as a boil on my own ass. :cheers1:  You're too likable to be an asshole, Freep.  :-)

You must not read my posts then. Lol
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 25, 2012, 11:03:38 AM
I was thinking about a song--you the Dr. Pepper one from not too long ago (I think)--"I'm A Pepper?"

Substitute the word "asshole" in for "Pepper" . . .  :fuelfire: :yahoo: :tongue:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: NHSparky on May 25, 2012, 11:50:33 AM
Is Sparky on there?

No, I'm ****ing NOT!  So what about it?  Not only am I NOT an asshole, I'm loved by the ****ing masses.

Jesus, even I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Gina on May 25, 2012, 11:55:30 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: njpines on May 25, 2012, 12:06:28 PM
No, I'm ****ing NOT!  So what about it?  Not only am I NOT an asshole, I'm loved by the ****ing massHOLES.


fixed!   :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: seahorse513 on May 25, 2012, 10:01:05 PM
No, I'm ****ing NOT!  So what about it?  Not only am I NOT an asshole, I'm loved by the ****ing masses.

Jesus, even I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.
huh............hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-)
Title: Re: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Thor on May 26, 2012, 02:31:30 AM
I'm the biggest asshole here.

Keep dreamin'........


BS'ed for believing you're even as much as a boil on my own ass. :cheers1:  You're too likable to be an asshole, Freep.  :-)

DefSix, BS for even thinking you could get PQS qualified for that list!!  You need to stay in your own paygrade; civilian......   :hammer: :hammer:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Revolution on May 26, 2012, 03:39:26 AM
For the record, I'm an asshole around here, but I'm proud to say that I'm nowhere near the biggest asshole around here. Or stinkiest. :tongue:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2012, 09:48:08 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm the something-est asshole . . . I just don't know what that "something" is. :???:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 26, 2012, 10:23:44 AM
I am a sweet heart  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Skul on May 26, 2012, 12:03:29 PM
I am a sweet heart  :-)
BS for being an a$$hole about it.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 26, 2012, 03:41:12 PM
BS for being an a$$hole about it.   :lmao:

WOot! Thanks! Keep them coming!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Skul on May 26, 2012, 11:48:41 PM
WOot! Thanks! Keep them coming!  :lmao:
Praise is given when earned.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
Post by: Gina on May 29, 2012, 07:18:24 AM
Yall all claim to be the biggest asshole but none claim to be the biggest whole ass.