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Title: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:08:34 PM

I have narrowed the hotness of the universe down to two chicks.  so, is it jessica, or megan?  I am
going with megan.

now, while I realize that this thread is worthless without pics, I warn you wonderful people to keep it clean.  we are in the lounge, not the shortbus. :-)


(http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/megan_fox4.jpg)(http://www.topnews.in/light/files/images/Jessica-Alba11.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: djones520 on November 21, 2008, 07:09:36 PM
Alba.  This isn't even a contest.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
Hands down Megan Fox

(http://www.online-tech-tips.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/megan-fox.png)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:11:07 PM
Alba.  This isn't even a contest.


 :catfight:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:11:50 PM

it's close, but dark hair and blue eyes totally do it for me . . . well, among other things. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:14:11 PM
it's close, but dark hair and blue eyes totally do it for me . . . well, among other things. :-)


Are you sure you're with Megan Fox????

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/Shortbus/jessica-alba-bikini-07.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 21, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
Megan Fox
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 07:15:19 PM
Jessica Alba.

Reported herpes and all. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:18:16 PM

Are you sure you're with Megan Fox????

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/Shortbus/jessica-alba-bikini-07.jpg)

easy.  we're in the lounge.  THAT is as far as we go on the revealing pic thing.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:18:53 PM
Megan Fox

H5 and a few.  (you guys get the hint?)

heh

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:19:22 PM
easy.  we're in the lounge.  THAT is as far as we go on the revealing pic thing.


Yes, sir.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 07:24:10 PM
easy.  we're in the lounge.  THAT is as far as we go on the revealing pic thing.

You could always borrow a Patented Pubic Muppet from Chris to cover up excessive naughty bits.  :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:25:10 PM

Yes, sir.

well,  we are on your turf.  perhaps I spoke too soon.  a premature exclamation, so to speak. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:26:18 PM
well,  we are on your turf.  perhaps I spoke too soon.  a premature exclamation, so to speak. :uhsure:

No, no, :admin:  and all....   :uhsure:






:rofl:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:27:08 PM
You could always borrow a Patented Pubic Muppet from Chris to cover up excessive naughty bits.  :uhsure: :-)

grossest.avatar.ever.

and coming from me, that really is saying something.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
grossest.avatar.ever.

and coming from me, that really is saying something.

HUH?

I must have missed that one.

I was reffering to the waving Elmo picture that he positioned over a recent BOTD pic to make it up to rulz snuff.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 21, 2008, 07:32:19 PM
H5 and a few.  (you guys get the hint?)

heh


Well you know, some people cultivate a sense of taste and discrimination and others just go for Jessica Alba.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:33:08 PM
HUH?

I must have missed that one.

I was reffering to the waving Elmo picture that he positioned over a recent BOTD pic to make it up to rulz snuff.


I personally thought it was an ingenious way around the rules.  Very creative.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:37:23 PM
HUH?

I must have missed that one.

I was reffering to the waving Elmo picture that he positioned over a recent BOTD pic to make it up to rulz snuff.

Chris had a chomping penis looking thing as his AV for a while . . . that is what I was referring to. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Randy on November 21, 2008, 07:38:46 PM
Both, Boss :-)


A man's got to have a dream.   :innocent:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:38:47 PM
Well you know, some people cultivate a sense of taste and discrimination and others just go for Jessica Alba.

megan has "brian" tatted on her, um, hip.  she had better hope that it works out.  that will be pretty hard to explain to Mark in two years. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:39:24 PM
Both, Boss :-)


A man's got to have a dream.   :innocent:

dude, one is a dream.  both is simply delusional. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Randy on November 21, 2008, 07:41:57 PM
Both , Boss

A man's got to have a delusion.

Better? :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:43:36 PM
Fixed for you   :-)

Oh my, just to watch  :popcorn:


I'm voting for Megan, but Jessica is so close... it'd almost be a threesome  :cheersmate:


She does like the girls too....    :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 07:48:28 PM
Fixed for you   :-)

Oh my, just to watch  :popcorn:


I'm voting for Megan, but Jessica is so close... it'd almost be a threesome  :cheersmate:

we.are.in.the.lounge.

discretion, gentlemen.  don't make me sorry that I posted this thread that is vital to the survival of mankind. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 07:58:23 PM
Okay, but for the survival of mankind... I'll volunteer...


LOL!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 21, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
This thread has too many words and not enough pictures.  What the hell is wrong with you people!

Here, I'll get us back on track:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/megan_fox_gq_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 21, 2008, 08:02:27 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/megan-fox-hootest-2-9-07.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 21, 2008, 08:02:54 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/293foxmegan042308.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:04:19 PM
Not any less clothing Duke, otherwise it's the Shortbus.  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 21, 2008, 08:07:34 PM
Not any less clothing Duke, otherwise it's the Shortbus.  :)
No problem Mia, need something for the imagination ;)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:08:57 PM
No problem Mia, need something for the imagination ;)

We agree on something, Megan Fox over Jessica Alba.  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 08:10:03 PM
Wait... so are you affirming, that there are pictures of her... with less? 

not really.  and I am a megan fox aficionado.  better pix of her tattoo, and that's about it.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:11:05 PM
Wait... so are you affirming, that there are pictures of her... with less? 

No that I know of, though I haven't *looked* either.  I'm just kindly reminding, as  WE did to me, that this is the Lounge.  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Attero Dominatus on November 21, 2008, 08:11:44 PM
Megan Fox
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 08:15:07 PM
Megan Fox

agree.  she is simply awesome.  but isn't it odd how you can think that a celebrity is "perfect", but be drawn to the almost complete opposite in real life?

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:17:33 PM
agree.  she is simply awesome.  but isn't it odd how you can think that a celebrity is "perfect", but be drawn to the almost complete opposite in real life?



Do tell.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 08:19:17 PM
Do tell.

I have a notorious weakness for chicks that don't have black hair. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:21:11 PM
I have a notorious weakness for chicks that don't have black hair. :uhsure:


Hum, I see. I see.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 08:22:16 PM

Hum, I see. I see.

that would be what is conventionally called, "a chance". :uhsure: :whatever: :rotf: :tongue:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:23:32 PM
that would be what is conventionally called, "a chance". :uhsure: :whatever: :rotf: :tongue:

So, I'm guessing a blond then.  The opposite of black hair.  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:27:21 PM
Sigh, I suffer from the same debiliating condition, except it makes an exception for chicks with black hair.   :thatsright:

Red heads is where it's at.

That is all.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 08:33:52 PM
Red heads is where it's at.

That is all.

that is where you totally cash in, baby.  there just aren't that many of you (you studied genetics, right?)

that naturally gets a man's attention.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
that is where you totally cash in, baby.  there just aren't that many of you (you studied genetics, right?)

that naturally gets a man's attention.


Our color is becoming extinct.  So sad.  But as my hair stylists says, people pay a lot of money to get the color I'm naturally blessed with.  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 08:39:59 PM

Our color is becoming extinct.  So sad.  But as my hair stylists says, people pay a lot of money to get the color I'm naturally blessed with.  :wink:

recessive genes have been predicted to disappear for at least 1000 years.  it hasn't happened yet; perhaps there is some superior force that  keeps His reasoning inexplicable.

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 08:44:40 PM
recessive genes have been predicted to disappear for at least 1000 years.  it hasn't happened yet; perhaps there is some superior force that  keeps His reasoning inexplicable.




Yeah, that red hair is freaking awesome!
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: RightCoast on November 21, 2008, 08:53:43 PM
Megan.  Awesome eyes, etc...
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 09:17:15 PM

Yeah, that red hair is freaking awesome!

and it remains, even in my generation!

(heh)

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
recessive genes have been predicted to disappear for at least 1000 years.  it hasn't happened yet; perhaps there is some superior force that  keeps His reasoning inexplicable.



of course, the implication of my post was that redheads are kissed by God.

(heresy!  string him up!)

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 09:19:19 PM
of course, the implication of my post was that redheads are kissed by God.

(heresy!  string him up!)



We're kissed by angels.  Hence the freckles. 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 09:30:18 PM

if you put megan fox into that fantastic four costume, I do believe that the world would end.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 09:32:18 PM
We're kissed by angels.  Hence the freckles. 

you would think that you would get tired of being kissed after the immortals got done with you. :whatever:

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 09:33:48 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/Shortbus/megan_fox_wp_800.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 09:34:07 PM
you would think that you would get tired of being kissed after the immortals got done with you. :whatever:



I've never had the "right" immortal.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2008, 09:43:52 PM
Hmmmm...I'd gladly throw them both into a volcano and keep the redhead; say, Alyson Hannigan?

(http://www.tru-davies.de/images/alyson/alyson-hannigan-02.jpg)

Yes, I've got a weakness for redheads.  Dated one in HS.  She broke my heart, but it was a good trade.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 09:45:05 PM
Yes, I've got a weakness for redheads.

Good info to know.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 09:48:47 PM
(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj37/Spreaditdotorg3/_Megan_Fox_pictures.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 09:50:01 PM

it's the eyes, I swear!

(http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/megan-fox-4-30-08.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 09:53:32 PM
it's the eyes, I swear!


riiiiight
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 09:54:57 PM

riiiiight

well, rack does count  :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 09:59:28 PM
I'd contemplate a lesbian lifestyle for Megan Fox.  Although I think Lauren Graham (yes of Gilmore Girls fame) is the ultimate girl crush.  I'd go lesbian and a half for that broad.  lol     :2ndbase:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 10:00:07 PM
Hmmmm...I'd gladly throw them both into a volcano and keep the redhead; say, Alyson Hannigan?

(http://www.tru-davies.de/images/alyson/alyson-hannigan-02.jpg)

Yes, I've got a weakness for redheads.  Dated one in HS.  She broke my heart, but it was a good trade.

You so got H5'd!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/hititdoubledamage.jpg)

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:02:18 PM
I'd contemplate a lesbian lifestyle for Megan Fox.  Although I think Lauren Graham (yes of Gilmore Girls fame) is the ultimate girl crush.  I'd go lesbian and a half for that broad.  lol     :2ndbase:

Certain girls do make you contemplate that.  Particularly this specific hot Korean...wait I think that's just me.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 10:03:45 PM
I'd contemplate a lesbian lifestyle for Megan Fox.  Although I think Lauren Graham (yes of Gilmore Girls fame) is the ultimate girl crush.  I'd go lesbian and a half for that broad.  lol     :2ndbase:

it's a conservative board, baby.  you aren't going to get far by being a hottie in pursuit of other ho . . . oh, wait. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 10:04:26 PM
Certain girls do make you contemplate that.  Particularly this specific hot Korean...wait I think that's just me.

Seriously.  Lesbian action for Lorelai Gilmore.  No looking back either ;)  lol  

We are weird.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 10:04:47 PM
Certain girls do make you contemplate that.  Particularly this specific hot Korean...wait I think that's just me.

this is getting oddly ethnocentric . . . .

(and japanese chicks are better, by the way)

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:06:41 PM
this is getting oddly ethnocentric . . . .

(and japanese chicks are better, by the way)



You only say that because you "came of age" in Japan.  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 10:07:13 PM
it's a conservative board, baby.  you aren't going to get far by being a hottie in pursuit of other ho . . . oh, wait. :-)

Haha  I apologize Wretchy.  I was just trying to accurately answer your query, with feeling and enthusiasm for the subject matter!   :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:07:57 PM
Seriously.  Lesbian action for Lorelai Gilmore.  No looking back either ;)  lol 

We are weird.


Yes, yes we are.  That's why we get along.  LOL
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:09:03 PM
Haha  I apologize Wretchy.  I was just trying to accurately answer your query, with feeling and enthusiasm for the subject matter!   :-)


Don't let the :admin: worry you.  I post in the Babe of the Day Thread and they haven't kicked me off yet!
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 10:10:15 PM
Sometimes you get a little carried away when you're talkin' about chicks and stuff.  (shrug) 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:11:44 PM
Sometimes you get a little carried away when you're talkin' about chicks and stuff.  (shrug) 

I agree. 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2008, 10:20:17 PM
So is this the Friday night thread, then?  (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/emot-shlick.gif)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:21:34 PM
So is this the Friday night thread, then?  (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/emot-shlick.gif)

Oh Chris, no one can deny the hawtness that is Megan Fox.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2008, 10:23:00 PM
Oh Chris, no one can deny the hawtness that is Megan Fox.

meh.


 :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:26:34 PM
meh.


 :-)


Blasphemy!  (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/getsmileyphp.gif)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:27:16 PM
:o

It's either Megan or Michael Fox, say that it isn't so Chris!  Say it isn't so!


:rofl:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2008, 10:28:51 PM
:o

It's either Megan or Michael Fox, say that it isn't so Chris!  Say it isn't so!

I think I'd rather have Lauren Graham.  Older wimmin, and all.  :-)

Did you forget "Bad Santa"?
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:30:58 PM
I think I'd rather have Lauren Graham.  Older wimmin, and all.  :-)

Did you forget "Bad Santa"?

(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/lauren-graham/pictures/lauren-graham-picture-1.jpg)


I see someone want to make friends with Sweet Dee.  LOL! 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 10:33:08 PM
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/lauren-graham/pictures/lauren-graham-picture-1.jpg)


I see someone want to make friends with Sweet Dee.  LOL! 

Seriously.  I think I have a chick boner.  Can you say boner on this board?  Miss Mia please advise so that i do not incur the wrath of the higher-ups.  lol  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:37:20 PM
Seriously.  I think I have a chick boner.  Can you say boner on this board?  Miss Mia please advise so that i do not incur the wrath of the higher-ups.  lol  :)

Wait, please all note someone asking ME for advice.  LOL!

No, you're fine.  If you all of a sudden cannot find your post, it's because you've crossed the line and I deleted it.  But you know me, the line is hard to cross.  No nudes in the Lounge.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 10:41:13 PM
"Chick Boner"

I am suitably intrigued but afraid to Google. :(

(You take your chances when you do that. Did you guys know that a Cleveland Steamer is NOT a kind of train?)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 10:41:21 PM
Wait, please all note someone asking ME for advice.  LOL!

No, you're fine.  If you all of a sudden cannot find your post, it's because you've crossed the line and I deleted it.  But you know me, the line is hard to cross.  No nudes in the Lounge.

whoa whoa whoa.  whoa.  You never said anything about no nudes.  *sigh*  I feel tricked into joining this board ;)  hehe
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 10:42:41 PM
whoa whoa whoa.  whoa.  You never said anything about no nudes.  *sigh*  I feel tricked into joining this board ;)  hehe

it's Mia's board.  it's up to her.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 10:43:09 PM
whoa whoa whoa.  whoa.  You never said anything about no nudes.  *sigh*  I feel tricked into joining this board ;)  hehe

The Shortbus is the boards Smut Locker and Dirty Joke Parlor.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?board=21.0

Tuesday is Ladies Night!
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 10:44:27 PM
The Shortbus is the boards Smut Locker and Dirty Joke Parlor.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?board=21.0

Tuesday is Ladies Night!

smut locker.  brilliant :)  hehe 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:46:43 PM
The Shortbus is the boards Smut Locker and Dirty Joke Parlor.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?board=21.0

Tuesday is Ladies Night!


Excellent intro to the Smut Lounge.  I'm not just a client, I'm also a member!
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 10:47:55 PM

Excellent intro to the Smut Lounge.  I'm not just a client, I'm also a member!

you are also management.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:49:39 PM
you are also management.

No, no, no, that's straight up asdf territory.  I just also help posting smut.  LOL!   :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 10:53:43 PM
No, no, no, that's straight up asdf territory.  I just also help posting smut.  LOL!   :-)

Woohoo!  :)  lol 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 21, 2008, 10:54:45 PM
Megan Fox
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 10:54:55 PM
Woohoo!  :)  lol 

Again, this is why we're friends.  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
No, no, no, that's straight up asdf territory.  I just also help posting smut.  LOL!   :-)

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. :leghump:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 11:09:48 PM
Megan Fox

you clearly don't understand the constrictions of the poll, dude
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 11:13:29 PM
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. :leghump:

Actually in our house we say "If you're not part of the SOLUTION, you're part of the PRECIPITATE"

Yeah I know we are a huge fricking nerdclan, thanx. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 11:14:59 PM
Actually in our house we say "If you're not part of the SOLUTION, you're part of the PRECIPITATE"

Yeah I know we are a huge fricking nerdclan, thanx. :-)

But you wife likes Spotted Dick, so she's cool.   :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 21, 2008, 11:15:05 PM
you clearly don't understand the constrictions of the poll, dude

I understand that Megan Fox is hot. What else is there to comprehend?
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 11:18:09 PM
I understand that Megan Fox is hot. What else is there to comprehend?


Yes, I'm curious about poll constrictions too......    :innocent:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 11:26:45 PM

Yes, I'm curious about poll constrictions too......    :innocent:

*you have to vote in the "poll" at the top*   :innocent:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 11:28:13 PM
*you have to vote in the "poll" at the top*   :innocent:

Man.  That's such an unboneriffic response Mistress Mia.  ;)  But thanks for the clarification! 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 21, 2008, 11:29:53 PM
I voted in the poll prior to WE's remark.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 11:32:34 PM
Man.  That's such an unboneriffic response Mistress Mia.  ;)  But thanks for the clarification! 

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/CC/0000034448_20061020202712.jpg)




 :uhsure:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 21, 2008, 11:35:42 PM
Fox is hotter.

But I'm biased cuz Alba gave me a fake phone number. I'm sure it's a coincendence that the fake was "dial a prayer".

 :uhsure:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 21, 2008, 11:41:09 PM
Fox is hotter.

But I'm biased cuz Alba gave me a fake phone number. I'm sure it's a coincendence that the fake was "dial a prayer".

 :uhsure:

Which is appropriate because only God could get you in the sack with Jess. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 11:42:49 PM
Which is appropriate because only God could get you in the sack with Jess. :-)

:rofl:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 21, 2008, 11:44:04 PM
Which is appropriate because only God could get you in the sack with Jess. :-)

Good burn. H5 LOL
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: morningAngel on November 21, 2008, 11:44:11 PM
where's my name on the poll???
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 21, 2008, 11:45:38 PM
where's my name on the poll???

It's there "Jessica Alba"
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 21, 2008, 11:49:49 PM
Your name was posted on the pole, but I tore it down.  Along with all the frilly phone numbers at the bottom... didn't want to share, sorry.  :(

that was actually a pretty good response. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: morningAngel on November 21, 2008, 11:52:47 PM
Your name was posted on the pole, but I tore it down.  Along with all the frilly phone numbers at the bottom... didn't want to share, sorry.  :(
we really  need to talk about your jealousy issues
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 11:54:51 PM
we really  need to talk about your jealousy issues

Agreed.  He's totally out. of. control. 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 21, 2008, 11:58:13 PM
Agreed.  He's totally out. of. control. 

Hey Sweet. I didn't get to the welcome thread (as per usual) so welcome and high five. Enjoy the CC!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 21, 2008, 11:59:24 PM
Hey Sweet. I didn't get to the welcome thread (as per usual) so welcome and high five. Enjoy the CC!  :cheersmate:

Thanks Steely!  :) 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 22, 2008, 10:30:55 PM

hmmm.  who is next? 

we may need a hottie playoff before this is all over.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 10:33:26 PM
hmmm.  who is next? 

we may need a hottie playoff before this is all over.

There should be brackets and everything. lol  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 22, 2008, 10:39:58 PM
your call;  name the hotties in the next hottie poll.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 10:45:24 PM
I loves me some scarlett johansson and kate beckinsale.  Yumm-o.  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 22, 2008, 10:48:18 PM
I loves me some scarlett johansson and kate beckinsale.  Yumm-o.  :)

wow.  that would be a good one.  let's post it tomorrow.  I would predict a scarlette landslide, but she is an obama person. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 10:49:21 PM
wow.  that would be a good one.  let's post it tomorrow.  I would predict a scarlette landslide, but she is an obama person. :-)

dude i dunno, kate is wicked hot.  lol  I normally don't do blondes, but scarjo's insanely pretty.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 22, 2008, 10:52:15 PM
dude i dunno, kate is wicked hot.  lol  I normally don't do blondes, but scarjo's insanely pretty.

after googling around for a bit, I tend to agree.  johansen is all boobs.  which isn't really a problem, of course.   :-) it just isn't going to carry the day.  but you never know with this bunch. :-)

I am glad that megan kicked the crap out of jessica.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 10:54:01 PM
after googling around for a bit, I tend to agree.  johansen is all boobs.  which isn't really a problem, of course.   :-) it just isn't going to carry the day.  but you never know with this bunch. :-)

I am glad that megan kicked the crap out of jessica.

I think jessica is really pretty and she has great skin.  but megan fox is way hotter.  no question.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 22, 2008, 10:55:53 PM
I think jessica is really pretty and she has great skin.  but megan fox is way hotter.  no question.

megan is going to regret that tat so close to her whatchamacallit.  I am sure that it seemed like a good idea at the time . . . .
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 10:57:04 PM
megan is going to regret that tat so close to her whatchamacallit.  I am sure that it seemed like a good idea at the time . . . .

yeahhhhhhhhh that's kinda interesting.  reverse tramp stamp ;)  hehe
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 22, 2008, 10:59:48 PM
yeahhhhhhhhh that's kinda interesting.  reverse tramp stamp ;)  hehe

never, ever get a guys name tattooed to your unmentionables.  it's just asking for trouble down the road.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:00:13 AM
Kate by far, her attitude and wit keep her ahead of her younger cohort.  Plus, have you seen her in Underworld???

I've seen it.  A lot.  lol  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 12:00:41 AM
Kate by far, her attitude and wit keep her ahead of her younger cohort.  Plus, have you seen her in Underworld???

wait for the thread, dude.  you are prematurely exclamating.

it will be hard to beat this, though:

(http://www.topnews.in/light/files/scarlett_johansson.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:01:54 AM
wait for the thread, dude.  you are prematurely exclamating.

it will be hard to beat this, though:

(http://www.topnews.in/light/files/scarlett_johansson.jpg)

Sometimes premature exclamation happens.  *shrug* 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 12:05:01 AM
Sometimes premature exclamation happens.  *shrug* 

NO THEY DON'T!!11!eleventy!   :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:13:16 AM
So where is this thread, gosh darn it?   :old:

Should be posted tomorrow, oh impatient one ;) 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:22:20 AM
Tis cool, I can go the distance, and hold out till dawn

That'ssssssssss good to know :-P
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 12:25:51 AM
Nope, no double entendres here, boss!

(http://www.leavesoflorien.co.uk/interests/star%20trek/insp_sexual_tension.png)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:28:02 AM
Nope, no double entendres here, boss!

(http://www.leavesoflorien.co.uk/interests/star%20trek/insp_sexual_tension.png)

lol  Some Spock to round out my Saturday.  Awesome ;)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:39:39 AM
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Chesterfield313/Posters/2138.jpg)

Wow.  lol
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:45:08 AM
Sorry for the delay in posting, but when Futurama comes on...

You tie your girlfriend up so she won't bother you?  lol  ;)  hehe  Crazy kids these days.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 12:56:57 AM
Well, in college once... we were drunk...

I can't seem to get the knots right if I'm too drunk ;) 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:02:15 AM
I can't seem to get the knots right if I'm too drunk ;) 

Ah, but can you get them undone if you're sober?
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:04:09 AM
Ah, but can you get them undone if you're sober?

Hopefully not   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:05:41 AM
Ah yes, like the old Erma Bombeck line, "It's been so long since I had sex I forget who gets tied up."
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:06:45 AM
Ah yes, like the old Erma Bombeck line, "It's been so long since I had sex I forget who gets tied up."

lol :)  Can I get that on a coffee mug or something?
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:12:03 AM
Tis okay, I'm teaching a girl how to tie herself up with knots tomorrow... there's room for another  :naughty:

lol  doesn't tying yourself up defeat the purpose ;) 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:15:08 AM
lol  doesn't tying yourself up defeat the purpose ;) 

OK, THAT was hilarious
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:17:15 AM
OK, THAT was hilarious

Right?!  lol  It's like, geez.  The LEAST you could do is give a girl a good knotjob ya know?  ;)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:19:17 AM
lol  doesn't tying yourself up defeat the purpose ;) 

I dunno--some people may thank you for saving them the work of having to do it themselves.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:19:30 AM
Right?!  lol  It's like, geez.  The LEAST you could do is give a girl a good knotjob ya know?  ;)

i just spat beer across the room. :rofl:

Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:21:40 AM
I dunno--some people may thank you for saving them the work of having to do it themselves.

I figure, if you're not willing to tie it down, you just don't want it bad enough ;)  lol
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:22:43 AM
i just spat beer across the room. :rofl:



;)  hehe
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:24:24 AM
So now we learned WE is a spitter, not a swallower.

T.  M.  I.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:25:19 AM
So now we learned WE is a spitter, not a swallower.

T.  M.  I.

Sparks you're a little fiesty tonight!!  :) 
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:28:30 AM
I'm only here because I HAVE TO BE, otherwise I'd be in bed, sobbing, curled in the fetal position with my dog looking at me as if to say, "You wuss."
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:29:46 AM
I'm only here because I HAVE TO BE, otherwise I'd be in bed, sobbing, curled in the fetal position with my dog looking at me as if to say, "You wuss."

dog ****er!
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:32:49 AM
Right?!  lol  It's like, geez.  The LEAST you could do is give a girl a good knotjob ya know?  ;)

That's some funny shit right there.


So now we learned WE is a spitter, not a swallower.

T.  M.  I.

LOL!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:33:43 AM
dog ****er!

Not even!  Although because I have a standard poodle, my co-worker gave me a ration of shit one time claiming that I sit at home and pour gravy on myself just to get the dog to play with me, and it somehow stuck.

Gravy jokes are all the rage now.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:36:02 AM

uh, oh.  the lounge sheriff is back in town. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:36:42 AM
I gotta get horizontal.  I hope all you freaks have a fab evening/morning.  lol  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:36:54 AM
Aw, shit...someone untie Dee and tell her not to say anything!
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:39:04 AM
Aw, shit...someone untie Dee and tell her not to say anything!


lol  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:40:12 AM
I gotta get horizontal.  I hope all you freaks have a fab evening/morning.  lol  :)


I'll see you tomorrow toots.  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:42:41 AM

I'll see you tomorrow toots.  :wink:

You know it Red.  We'll work out the details on that whole trashcan fire thing.  lol  :)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:42:53 AM
uh, oh.  the lounge sheriff is back in town. :-)

That's right.  LOL

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/getsmileyphp.gif)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:43:09 AM
You know it Red.  We'll work out the details on that whole trashcan fire thing.  lol  :)


LOL!
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:45:00 AM
That's right.  LOL

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/getsmileyphp.gif)

Mia, I think Dee has a crush on me.  Can I borrow that ballgag and whip you've got there?
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:45:54 AM
Mia, I think Dee has a crush on me.  Can I borrow that ballgag and whip you've got there?


I'd be careful of Dee.  She's a tough cookie and will break you in half.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:47:14 AM

I'd be careful of Dee.  She's a tough cookie and will break you in half.   :evillaugh:

I have milk.  She will crumble.
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:51:25 AM
I have milk.  She will crumble.

my money is on dee. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:53:37 AM
my money is on dee. :uhsure:

My, aren't WE the little shit-stirrer tonight?
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:54:05 AM
my money is on dee. :uhsure:

Me too, $20 on Dee.  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:56:32 AM
My, aren't WE the little shit-stirrer tonight?

yes, WE are.  :wink:

one round.  she drops you. :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:57:46 AM
Ah, but as you've seen from the previous three pages (and how did we get THIS far off track?) I'm the master of the "rope-a-dope".
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 23, 2008, 07:17:40 AM
Fox or Alba....Alba or fox ????.....I'm not greedy. Just gimme a doggie bag for the leftovers and a side order of 50 foot of rope to go..... :-)
Title: Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 23, 2008, 01:53:45 PM
Okay.

I was incorrect.

I voted for Alba not knowing that Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/agentbedhead/Seven/meganfoxgq1sm-1.jpg)

Obviously she is the superior choice because her guy has more macho in his little toe than exists in ALL of Jessica Alba prior guy catches.

I obviously undervalued her inner animal.