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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on November 08, 2008, 07:15:02 PM
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OMG she is cute. :evillaugh:
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And she can learn so much from you!
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And she can learn so much from you!
We both look at each other and twitch our nose and wiggle our butts. I swear, Im die.
Noone is happy as me. :innocent:
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We both look at each other and twitch our nose and wiggle our butts. I swear, Im die.
Noone is happy as me. :innocent:
Noone always was a pervert. He once screwed the pooch.
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Was the labor bad or did you get a c-section?
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Was the labor bad or did you get a c-section?
Her's was an "H" section. Don't ask Q's.
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Schade and her new "bunny"
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whats the difference between a dwarf bunny and a regular bunny? (and don't say height)
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MY FREAKING EYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:
BS for no spork alert!
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whats the difference between a dwarf bunny and a regular bunny? (and don't say height)
About $25 dollars. orrrrr.........
Dwarf rabbits are a variety of domestic European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus). Dwarf rabbits are much smaller than normal rabbits, but are capable of interbreeding with them, so are not recognized as a separate species.
A dwarf rabbitPurebred dwarf rabbits weigh 1.5-3.0 lb. Their heads and eyes are disproportionately large with respect to their body, and their ears are small and carried high on the head. The exception to this is the dwarf lop — a cross between the French lop and the dwarf — which is both heavier (3.0-4.0 lb) than a standard dwarf and has long, dangling ears. Many different colorations make up breeds in dwarf rabbits, such as Himalayan, Red, Siamese, Chinchilla, Blue, and White-tipped Black.
A small black dwarf rabbit on a windowsill.Dwarf rabbits were originally bred as Hunting companions in The Netherlands. Dwarf rabbits generally have the same behavioral traits as other domestic rabbits, though the smaller dwarf rabbits can be more skittish and quick to exhibit aggressive behavior, as their small size can cause them to feel more threatened than a standard size rabbit. They also tend to be more energetic and "high-strung". They can be housetrained and can be socialized with dogs, cats and hamsters. However, they are extremely fragile animals and easily stressed, and do not make good pets for young children.
Most of the rabbits sold as dwarves in pet stores are not true dwarfs, but crosses between a dwarf and a standard rabbit. These "mongrels" are hardier, but grow to a larger size and lack the characteristic small head and low carriage of the true dwarf.
Like other domestic rabbits, dwarf rabbits consume grasses, grains, and other succulent greens. Their digestive system is somewhat less hardy than European rabbits, and many leafy vegetables such as lettuce and cabbage can give them health problems.
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what the . . .
Dwarf rabbits were originally bred as Hunting companions in The Netherlands.
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whats the difference between a dwarf bunny and a regular bunny? (and don't say height)
What's the difference? It's like asking what's the difference between a bunny and a bunny-enabler. All bunnies and their allies are doomed to eternal damnation.
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dude, really.
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What's the difference? It's like asking what's the difference between a bunny and a bunny-enabler. All bunnies and their allies are doomed to eternal damnation.
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dude, really.
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I am preaching the truth about bunnies. No amount of Prozac will STOP ME!!!! I will preach and protest ptarmigan oppression by bunnies. Their days are coming and they face God's ANGRY WRATH!!!!!!! GOD IS SHARPENING HIS TOOLS TO UNLEASH HIS VIOLENT FURY ON BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Prozac doesn't work for some stuff. :-)
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Sorry that ain't gonna work. I will continue this Great Bunny Truth Drive as long as I have to.
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Prozac doesn't work for some stuff. :-)
It works on my stuff. Tape one to each side.
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Yeah that is the only way you can make a woman smile and look satisfied. :-)
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:tongue: :-) :uhsure: :lmao:
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:tongue: :-) :uhsure: :lmao:
I will continue preaching the truth about bunnies. NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!!
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Yeah that is the only way you can make a woman smile and look satisfied. :-)
OK
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Demonize the bunny haters. The Bunny Lobby is all powerful. They paint all bunny haters as psychos, crazies, loons, moonbats, Fred Phelpses, etc.
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Schade you must post pics!!!
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Schad is gonna be soooo pissed off that we 'jacked her bunny thread. :-)
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Schad is gonna be soooo pissed off that we 'jacked her bunny thread. :-)
Yeah, cuz of some person we won't name is addicted to hate.
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Schad is gonna be soooo pissed off that we 'jacked her bunny thread. :-)
I think, *think*, she knew this would happen. :rofl:
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I think, *think*, she knew this would happen. :rofl:
I have a hunch she did too. :lmao:
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I think, *think*, she knew this would happen. :rofl:
She sent me the photo
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Noone always was a pervert. He once screwed the pooch.
He sorta looks like a pooch screwer. :-)
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Was the labor bad or did you get a c-section?
Ha! :evillaugh:
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I have a hunch she did too. :lmao:
dammit! :thatsright: I hate it when I fall into Schad's traps. :banghead: :uhsure: :-)
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whats the difference between a dwarf bunny and a regular bunny? (and don't say height)
about 3 inches. :lmao:
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He sorta looks like a pooch screwer. :-)
:o :o :o
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I think, *think*, she knew this would happen. :rofl:
So, this was a trap to lure me to spew out my anti-bunny sermons and mock the bunny hater?
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about 3 inches. :lmao:
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I think, *think*, she knew this would happen. :rofl:
Yeah, because it starts with Ptarmy, who I have no clue who that whack job is. Why would someone spew hate like this at the level of Fred Phelps?
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So, this was a trap to lure me to spew out my anti-bunny sermons and mock the bunny hater?
it's more of a raving than a sermon, really. perhaps even an eruption. spew is perfectly accurate, however. :-)
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it's more of a raving than a sermon, really. perhaps even an eruption. spew is perfectly accurate, however. :-)
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it's more of a raving than a sermon, really. perhaps even an eruption. spew is perfectly accurate, however. :-)
I preach the truth. The truth can be painful sometimes.
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I preach the truth. The truth can be painful sometimes.
right on, Ptarmy! SPEAK TRUTH TO, er, rabbits. :uhsure: :-)
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I preach the truth. The truth can be painful sometimes.
personally, I find your hostility to dwarf bunnies to be offensive. they have a handicap, dammit! how could you be so cruel? :censored:
I may be having to much fun with the dwarf bunny thing.
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personally, I find your hostility to dwarf bunnies to be offensive. they have a handicap, dammit! how could you be so cruel? :censored:
I may be having to much fun with the dwarf bunny thing.
Yes, yes you may. :-)
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Yes, yes you may. :-)
I find amusement in the strangest things. :-)
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I find amusement in the strangest things. :-)
Indeed. That's why we keep you around. :-* :-) :uhsure:
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Yikes! What happened to my thread?
Cute pictures of bunnies to follow... as soon as I get my husband to find our digital camera. :whatever:
For now a cheesy cell phone picture with a message from Cashmere to Ptarmy. :lmao:
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I find amusement in the strangest things. :-)
We will never care what kind of underwear you choose.
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This thread is for the birds.
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This thread is for the birds.
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Awwwwww.... :-)
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Yikes! What happened to my thread?
Cute pictures of bunnies to follow... as soon as I get my husband to find our digital camera. :whatever:
For now a cheesy cell phone picture with a message from Cashmere to Ptarmy. :lmao:
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then explain the easter bunny :innocent: :tongue: :rotf:
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then explain the easter bunny :innocent: :tongue: :rotf:
GOD HATES THE EASTER BUNNY.
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GOD HATES THE EASTER BUNNY.
GOD HATES BUNNY HATERS. :-)
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GOD HATES BUNNY HATERS. :-)
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God hates YOU, Ptarmy. God hates anyone that dares to hate His creatures.
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What’s really going on in this thread in picture form:
Baby Bunny, cute and loveable
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Ptarmagin in its natural setting.
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RUN FOR THE HILLS MR MANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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God hates YOU, Ptarmy. God hates anyone that dares to hate His creatures.
Ah, trying to paint me as Fred Phelps, huh? I got news for you, the Bible says that God hates bunnies and bunnies will face God's wrath.
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What’s really going on in this thread in picture form:
Bunnies, the blasmphemers and haters of God
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Ptarmigan, a cute and cuddly bird.
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Sing with me now,
"God holds the
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
He holds the whole world in His hand.
For our dinner we'll have,
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
we'll eat the game birds in the land!
:kumbaya: Schade's happy bunny friends
:innocent: <--Schade. Ptarmy --> :loser:
Give up now. Turn to the Bunny side. Join with us.
You cannot resist the cuteness of the bunny.
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Awwwwww :-* :-* :-*
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Sing with me now,
"God holds the
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
He holds the whole world in His hand.
For our dinner we'll have,
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
we'll eat the game birds in the land!
:kumbaya: Schade's happy bunny friends
:innocent: <--Schade. Ptarmy --> :loser:
Give up now. Turn to the Bunny side. Join with us.
You cannot resist the cuteness of the bunny.
"God hates the
sodomite damned bunnies with rage.
sodomite damned bunnies with rage.
sodomite damned bunnies with rage.
God punishes all bunnies with eternal damnation.
For our chosen one,
Ptarmigans will rise again!
Ptarmigans will rise again!
Ptarmigans will rise again!
God has chosen ptarmigans.
:kumbaya: Ptarmigans
:loser: <--Bunnies Ptarmy --> :innocent:
God will punish all bunnies in the form of Hell. :evillaugh:
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Ah, trying to paint me as Fred Phelps, huh? I got news for you, the Bible says that God hates bunnies and bunnies will face God's wrath.
no, that would only piss off fred phelps. :-)
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way to go, schad. now we need a bunny forum. :uhsure:
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way to go, schad. now we need a bunny forum. :uhsure:
So I can lash out bunnies and they allies.
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So I can lash out bunnies and they allies.
We'll call it "The Global War on Sanity, er, Rabbits".
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When you say bunnies are sodomites what exactly do you mean?
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When you say bunnies are sodomites what exactly do you mean?
Now you've done it! :thatsright:
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When you say bunnies are sodomites what exactly do you mean?
Sodomite is a code word for rabbit in the Bible. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because they were infested with rabbits and God got mad at that place and lashed out at those areas. Also, God punishes rabbits for murdering and persecuting ptarmigans since the last Ice Age.
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I thought sodomites was code word for backdoor loving sissy boys? So when someone these days gets arrested for forced sodomy does that mean they forced someone to touch a bunny or something?
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I am the proud mamma of a dwarf bunny
For a moment there I was afraid it was a commentary on my "lucky rabbit's foot."
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For a moment there I was afraid it was a commentary on my "lucky rabbit's foot."
Now that's something I'd really like to keep in my pocket. :-)
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everyone stop sending angry me PMs. :-) I have been giving ptarmy grief about his rabbit thing for almost as long as he has had his rabbit thing; we're kidding around. :uhsure:
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Now that's something I'd really like to keep in my pocket. :-)
Shirt, front or back pocket?
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Shirt, front or back pocket?
Yesh.
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I thought sodomites was code word for backdoor loving sissy boys? So when someone these days gets arrested for forced sodomy does that mean they forced someone to touch a bunny or something?
I think it's back-door sex in general. With gays it should be Gerbils.
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The origin of the word comes from Sodom, the town in the bible where all of the men folk did the other men folk...
But before they [the angels] lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: 5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know[1] them. 6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him, 7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly. 8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. 9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door. 10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door. 11 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
(Genesis 19:4-11, KJV)
The current definition is...
sod⋅om⋅y   /ˈsɒdəmi/ [sod-uh-mee]
–noun 1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
Nothing at all about bunnies. I think that even the gayest gay guy would have problems jambing a bunnie up his no no.
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8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes
Praise be to God.
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I'm Catholic, btw, we believe in "be fruitful and multiply".
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Ptarmagin in its natural setting.
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H5 Mr Mannn!
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Praise be to God.
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I'm Catholic, btw, we believe in "be fruitful and multiply".
Hi5 for being one of multiplying fruitful ones.
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Hey Ptarmy!
They're even in the highest offices of the land...
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Hey Ptarmy!
They're even in the highest offices of the land...
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BUNNIES ARE DOOMED AND CURSED BY GOD!!!!!! Bunnies are taking over the world. They take over our governments, our banks, our school systems, our science institutes, everything you can think of. THEY KEEP PTARMIGANS UNKNOWN AND OPPRESS THEM!!!!!! Humanity is DOOMED! DOOMED! HUMANITY HAS BLACKSLIDDEN AND GAVE WAY TO BUNNIES!!!!!!!! WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY MUST UNLEASH HIS ANGRY WRATH ON FILTHY, VERMINISTIC, GOD HATING, AND BLASMPHEMIZING BUNNIES AND THEIR ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The origin of the word comes from Sodom, the town in the bible where all of the men folk did the other men folk...
But before they [the angels] lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: 5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know[1] them. 6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him, 7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly. 8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. 9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door. 10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door. 11 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
(Genesis 19:4-11, KJV)
The current definition is...
sod⋅om⋅y /ˈsɒdəmi/ [sod-uh-mee]
–noun 1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
Nothing at all about bunnies. I think that even the gayest gay guy would have problems jambing a bunnie up his no no.
Bunnies engage in sexual perversion, like raping birds, which is BESTIALITY!!!!! GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!
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This bunny running gag is getting downright Forrest Gumpian.
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This bunny running gag is getting downright Forrest Gumpian.
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I will continue this drive until all bunnies are wiped out from this planet.
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Have you actually witnessed bunnies raping birds?
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Hi5 for being one of multiplying fruitful ones.
Hummm..............why do I have the feeling................... :p
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Has anyone actually seen a bunny rape a bird......or is this just conjecture?
I always thought bunnies were rather afraid of birds.....since they are snacks for some birds.
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Have you actually witnessed bunnies raping birds?
Does this constitute scummy bunnies raping birds?
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The hare raped three ptarmigans and killed them before getting killed by other ptarmigans.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsnWbXhzwI[/youtube]
Are we suppose to tolerate monsterous bestiality by bunnies?????? That's a filthy sodomite damned beast right there!
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Has anyone actually seen a bunny rape a bird......or is this just conjecture?
I always thought bunnies were rather afraid of birds.....since they are snacks for some birds.
Some birds are snacks for bunnies. Bunnies prey on ptarmigans.
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I never knew bunnies were so freaking EVIL!!!!!!! :bird: DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL AND BEYOND!!!!!
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I have always liked bunnies.......I have been so disillusioned by their sweet little faces and floppy ears. :bawl:
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Can you imagine flying rabbits from that monstrosity of mating that will swoop down and skull f*ck ptarmigans!???!!!!!
THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!