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Title: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: pjcomix on March 01, 2026, 10:46:45 AM
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Such a sad moment although despite all the "crying" did anyone detect any actual tears? And is that flat out laughter by someone off-camera?

https://rumble.com/v76glcs-sobbing-iranian-news-anchor-announces-death-of-his-beloved-ayatollah.html (https://rumble.com/v76glcs-sobbing-iranian-news-anchor-announces-death-of-his-beloved-ayatollah.html)
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: 67 Rover on March 01, 2026, 10:54:20 AM
One question I have is does the Ayatollah get any extra virgins or just the standard amount?
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: Airwolf on March 01, 2026, 11:41:30 AM
As long as that person is at room temperature that is all that matters. Let God and him talk out the rest as to where he will be for eternity.
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: SVPete on March 01, 2026, 12:30:13 PM
Is he trying out for the position of Tehran Timmy?
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: DefiantSix on March 01, 2026, 06:09:35 PM
Is he trying out for the position of Tehran Timmy?

Timmy A-WOLz says he can't have it. It's his. He saw it first... :bawl:
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: RonE on March 01, 2026, 09:30:11 PM
One question I have is does the Ayatollah get any extra virgins or just the standard amount?
I'm not sure on the numbers. But, it looks like the virgin's gender and species are wide open.
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2026, 08:01:51 AM
In case you haven't seen it yet, the Washington Compost outdid their "austere scholar" praise for al-Baghdadi several years ago with this glowing obit for the Ayatollah:

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"With his bushy white beard and easy smile, Ayatollah Khamenei cut a more avuncular figure in public than his perpetually scowling but much more revered mentor, and he was known to be fond of Persian poetry and classic Western novels, especially Victor Hugo’s 'Les Misérables.' ...

Disgusting, but predictable.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/01/james-woods-wapo-khamenei-obit-n2425561
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: SVPete on March 02, 2026, 08:55:33 AM
In case you haven't seen it yet, the Washington Compost outdid their "austere scholar" praise for al-Baghdadi several years ago with this glowing obit for the Ayatollah:

Disgusting, but predictable.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/01/james-woods-wapo-khamenei-obit-n2425561

Had LIEden or Kammie done the attack the WashPost's "obit" for Uncle Assahola would have been very different.
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: ADsOutburst on March 02, 2026, 12:57:55 PM
In case you haven't seen it yet, the Washington Compost outdid their "austere scholar" praise for al-Baghdadi several years ago with this glowing obit for the Ayatollah:

Disgusting, but predictable.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/01/james-woods-wapo-khamenei-obit-n2425561

That reminds me of when Castro died, and someone (Trudeau?) eulogized him. On the plus side, it inspired many humorous parodies.
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: Airwolf on March 03, 2026, 02:43:37 PM
And remember kids. Generalissimo Fransico Franco is still dead.
Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 03, 2026, 09:31:23 PM
Oh well. Too bad.