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Title: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: pjcomix on March 01, 2026, 10:46:45 AM

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Such a sad moment although despite all the "crying" did anyone detect any actual tears? And is that flat out laughter by someone off-camera?

https://rumble.com/v76glcs-sobbing-iranian-news-anchor-announces-death-of-his-beloved-ayatollah.html (https://rumble.com/v76glcs-sobbing-iranian-news-anchor-announces-death-of-his-beloved-ayatollah.html)

Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: 67 Rover on March 01, 2026, 10:54:20 AM

One question I have is does the Ayatollah get any extra virgins or just the standard amount?

Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: Airwolf on March 01, 2026, 11:41:30 AM

As long as that person is at room temperature that is all that matters. Let God and him talk out the rest as to where he will be for eternity.

Title: Re: VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah
Post by: SVPete on March 01, 2026, 12:30:13 PM

Is he trying out for the position of Tehran Timmy?