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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on May 30, 2025, 10:13:43 AM
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speak easy (11,547 posts)
Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
The 'Executive Order' Taco - All Corn, No meat.
The 'Chinese Tariff' Taco - Same Taco, 145% higher price.
The 'Lower Inflation' Taco - discontinued.
The 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Taco - Stuffed with pork and vinegar. If you have to ask the price, it's not for you.
The 'Grab 'em by the Taco' Special - for bankrupt Stars only.
The 'Military Parade' Taco - Our top of the line emetic.
The 'Stolen Election' Taco - The J6 special, smeared with faeces, sautéed in bear spray.
The 'Southern Border' Taco - No black eyed peas, guaranteed.
The 'Stable Genius' Taco - Loaded with horse manure for hungry coprophiles.
The 'Elon Musk' Taco - An extra flaky empty shell served with a dash of ketamine.
The 'Stephen Miller' Taco - A Soylent Green filling fresh from our concentration camps.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220354391
This is all they have to offer...
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Dear speak easy, you - or the actual source of this silliness - do not have a rising career in comedy. Don't quit your day job ... if you have one.
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Dear speak easy, you - or the actual source of this silliness - do not have a rising career in comedy. Don't quit your day job ... if you have one.
Grifting Gub'mint handouts all day is hard work, man...
(https://i.imgur.com/3AmFj0Y.jpeg)
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Something something Omaha Steve mini tacos.
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The Democratic Party Cafe Menu:
It doesn't matter what you order. We decide what you're eating. You don't know what's good for you anyway. Whatever we end up serving you, we'll deny that that isn't what you ordered. We're not going to tell you what you're getting either. But whatever it is, it will be cheesy bad, hammed up, and served with a side of word salad. You will be issued a customer satisfaction survey. However, any response indicating dissatisfaction with your meal and our service will be considered invalid.
We wonder why we don't get many returning customers.
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The Democratic Party Cafe Menu:
Crap Sandwich
Mucus Curry
Shit Stew
Puke Casserole
Barf Beer
Snot Soda
It doesn't matter what you order. We decide what you're eating. You don't know what's good for you anyway. Whatever we end up serving you, we'll deny that that isn't what you ordered. We're not going to tell you what you're getting either. But whatever it is, it will be cheesy bad, hammed up, and served with a side of word salad. You will be issued a customer satisfaction survey. However, any response indicating dissatisfaction with your meal and our service will be considered invalid.
We wonder why we don't get many returning customers.
:-)
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Bad news for you DUmbass DUchebags, the personal income SKYROCKETED 0.8% in April under Emperor Trump? With inflation running at 0.2% MoM that means real wages went up 0.6%. For mentally math challenged DUmmys, all of them, that is an annualized rate of 9.6% and 3 TIMES EXPECTATIONS of so called "experts."
Compare that to the real wage under all 48 terrible, horrendous, devastating BIDENOMICS of never going up month over month.
**** ALL OF YOU UP THE ASS WITH A SPLINTERING 4 INCH DIAMETER CYPRESS LOG.
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It is funny to watch single digit IQ mongrels think they said something clever.