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Title: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: CC27 on May 30, 2025, 10:13:43 AM
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speak easy (11,547 posts)

Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu

The 'Executive Order' Taco - All Corn, No meat.
The 'Chinese Tariff' Taco - Same Taco, 145% higher price.
The 'Lower Inflation' Taco - discontinued.
The 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Taco - Stuffed with pork and vinegar. If you have to ask the price, it's not for you.
The 'Grab 'em by the Taco' Special - for bankrupt Stars only.
The 'Military Parade' Taco - Our top of the line emetic.
The 'Stolen Election' Taco - The J6 special, smeared with faeces, sautéed in bear spray.
The 'Southern Border' Taco - No black eyed peas, guaranteed.
The 'Stable Genius' Taco - Loaded with horse manure for hungry coprophiles.
The 'Elon Musk' Taco - An extra flaky empty shell served with a dash of ketamine.
The 'Stephen Miller' Taco - A Soylent Green filling fresh from our concentration camps.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220354391

This is all they have to offer...
Title: Re: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: SVPete on May 30, 2025, 10:42:44 AM
Dear speak easy, you - or the actual source of this silliness - do not have a rising career in comedy. Don't quit your day job ... if you have one.
Title: Re: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: DefiantSix on May 30, 2025, 11:35:41 AM
Dear speak easy, you - or the actual source of this silliness - do not have a rising career in comedy. Don't quit your day job ... if you have one.

Grifting Gub'mint handouts all day is hard work, man...

(https://i.imgur.com/3AmFj0Y.jpeg)
Title: Re: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on May 30, 2025, 11:36:06 AM
Something something Omaha Steve mini tacos.
Title: Re: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: ADsOutburst on May 30, 2025, 12:08:29 PM
The Democratic Party Cafe Menu:

It doesn't matter what you order. We decide what you're eating. You don't know what's good for you anyway. Whatever we end up serving you, we'll deny that that isn't what you ordered. We're not going to tell you what you're getting either. But whatever it is, it will be cheesy bad, hammed up, and served with a side of word salad. You will be issued a customer satisfaction survey. However, any response indicating dissatisfaction with your meal and our service will be considered invalid.

We wonder why we don't get many returning customers.
Title: Re: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: SVPete on May 30, 2025, 12:39:01 PM
The Democratic Party Cafe Menu:

Crap Sandwich

Mucus Curry

Shit Stew

Puke Casserole

Barf Beer

Snot Soda


It doesn't matter what you order. We decide what you're eating. You don't know what's good for you anyway. Whatever we end up serving you, we'll deny that that isn't what you ordered. We're not going to tell you what you're getting either. But whatever it is, it will be cheesy bad, hammed up, and served with a side of word salad. You will be issued a customer satisfaction survey. However, any response indicating dissatisfaction with your meal and our service will be considered invalid.

We wonder why we don't get many returning customers.

 :-)
Title: Re: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: jukin on May 30, 2025, 01:38:28 PM
Bad news for you DUmbass DUchebags, the personal income SKYROCKETED 0.8% in April under Emperor Trump?  With inflation running at 0.2% MoM that means real wages went up 0.6%. For mentally math challenged DUmmys, all of them, that is an annualized rate of 9.6% and 3 TIMES EXPECTATIONS of so called "experts."

Compare that to the real wage under all 48 terrible, horrendous, devastating BIDENOMICS of never going up month over month.

**** ALL OF YOU UP THE ASS WITH A SPLINTERING 4 INCH DIAMETER CYPRESS LOG.
Title: Re: Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
Post by: Carl on May 30, 2025, 01:49:26 PM
It is funny to watch single digit IQ mongrels think they said something clever.