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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on May 30, 2025, 10:13:43 AM
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speak easy (11,547 posts)
Introducing the Taco Bell DJT Menu
The 'Executive Order' Taco - All Corn, No meat.
The 'Chinese Tariff' Taco - Same Taco, 145% higher price.
The 'Lower Inflation' Taco - discontinued.
The 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Taco - Stuffed with pork and vinegar. If you have to ask the price, it's not for you.
The 'Grab 'em by the Taco' Special - for bankrupt Stars only.
The 'Military Parade' Taco - Our top of the line emetic.
The 'Stolen Election' Taco - The J6 special, smeared with faeces, sautéed in bear spray.
The 'Southern Border' Taco - No black eyed peas, guaranteed.
The 'Stable Genius' Taco - Loaded with horse manure for hungry coprophiles.
The 'Elon Musk' Taco - An extra flaky empty shell served with a dash of ketamine.
The 'Stephen Miller' Taco - A Soylent Green filling fresh from our concentration camps.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220354391
This is all they have to offer...
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Dear speak easy, you - or the actual source of this silliness - do not have a rising career in comedy. Don't quit your day job ... if you have one.
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Dear speak easy, you - or the actual source of this silliness - do not have a rising career in comedy. Don't quit your day job ... if you have one.
Grifting Gub'mint handouts all day is hard work, man...
(https://i.imgur.com/3AmFj0Y.jpeg)
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Something something Omaha Steve mini tacos.
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The Democratic Party Cafe Menu:
It doesn't matter what you order. We decide what you're eating. You don't know what's good for you anyway. Whatever we end up serving you, we'll deny that that isn't what you ordered. We're not going to tell you what you're getting either. But whatever it is, it will be cheesy bad, hammed up, and served with a side of word salad. You will be issued a customer satisfaction survey. However, any response indicating dissatisfaction with your meal and our service will be considered invalid.
We wonder why we don't get many returning customers.
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The Democratic Party Cafe Menu:
Crap Sandwich
Mucus Curry
Shit Stew
Puke Casserole
Barf Beer
Snot Soda
It doesn't matter what you order. We decide what you're eating. You don't know what's good for you anyway. Whatever we end up serving you, we'll deny that that isn't what you ordered. We're not going to tell you what you're getting either. But whatever it is, it will be cheesy bad, hammed up, and served with a side of word salad. You will be issued a customer satisfaction survey. However, any response indicating dissatisfaction with your meal and our service will be considered invalid.
We wonder why we don't get many returning customers.
:-)
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Bad news for you DUmbass DUchebags, the personal income SKYROCKETED 0.8% in April under Emperor Trump? With inflation running at 0.2% MoM that means real wages went up 0.6%. For mentally math challenged DUmmys, all of them, that is an annualized rate of 9.6% and 3 TIMES EXPECTATIONS of so called "experts."
Compare that to the real wage under all 48 terrible, horrendous, devastating BIDENOMICS of never going up month over month.
**** ALL OF YOU UP THE ASS WITH A SPLINTERING 4 INCH DIAMETER CYPRESS LOG.
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It is funny to watch single digit IQ mongrels think they said something clever.
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Just 2 months later, the TACO meme has, ummm, aged poorly:
Remember TACO?
https://hotair.com/david-strom/2025/08/01/remember-taco-n3805382 (https://hotair.com/david-strom/2025/08/01/remember-taco-n3805382)
Most of that talk died down after Trump dropped bunker busters on Iran, but if you search X, you can see some Democrats still trying to keep the meme alive.
(embedded X post)
But it is instructive to look back at this idiotic line of attack now that Trump is simultaneously cutting extremely favorable trade deals that practically humiliate our trading partners and dropping crippling tariffs on those countries that have refused to cut deals.
Far from chickening out, Trump has been doing what he always does--backing his opponents into a corner and making them squirm until he gets what he wants. You may or may not like his approach--in international politics, the game is usually played with conciliatory talk being the public discussion and all the hardball taking place behind closed doors, ensuring that humiliation is avoided when the opponent caves.
The whole Dem Party and their MSM-shills have reduced themselves to memes that even kpete might think to dumb for DU.
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The Democrat party taco
A lot of promises but an empty shell
The Joe Biden taco Oopsie Poopsie we can’t find it
The Cami taco makes you laugh so hard to wet your pants
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Forgot to add, everything the Democrats serve is full of salt.
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This is all they have to offer...
Of course. DUchebags have lost the argument so all they have left are insults.