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Title: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: CC27 on March 20, 2025, 11:52:12 AM
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SCantiGOP (14,391 posts)

Tipping at a MAGA bar
Met a friend for a drink at a lounge near his home yesterday. Turned out their clientele were old men from the neighborhood who sit around a gripe about things.
There was a sign behind the bar: ”10% Tariff on all Canadian Whiskey and Tequila … Just kidding, but please buy American.”
I keep some Canadian coins in my car console since I travel there on occasion, so I left a tip - one Loonie (a Canadian dollar coin). Also left a note: “Next time I will tip one Peso. Just kidding, I won’t be coming back.”


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This never happened
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: SVPete on March 20, 2025, 12:05:32 PM
SCantiGOP thinks DUpipo are so stooooopid (s)he has to explain what a Loonie is? Ya know, (s)he might be correct, :rotf:  :tongue: .

But, yeah, the :bouncy: is fiction.
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 20, 2025, 01:17:23 PM
A loonie tipping with a loonie...too loonie to believe.
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: DefiantSix on March 20, 2025, 01:20:39 PM
This never happened

Correct. The closest thing this DUmp'Rat had to a Loonie was the Canadian quarter s/h/it got with their change from the pot dispensary.
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 20, 2025, 02:22:45 PM
Du is broken again  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: jukin on March 20, 2025, 02:41:28 PM
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Turned out their clientele were old men from the neighborhood who sit around a gripe about things.

With modifiers of fat, lazy, unemployed, drugged out, and mentally unstable that would be the DUmp.
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: fatboy on March 21, 2025, 09:10:39 AM
SCantiGOP thinks DUpipo are so stooooopid (s)he has to explain what a Loonie is? Ya know, (s)he might be correct, :rotf:  :tongue: .

But, yeah, the :bouncy: is fiction.

My mentally ill sister who spends quite literally her whole day, every day, composing "I hate Trump" essays and posting to her facebook, spent a good portion of one of her essays yesterday explaining to her imaginary MAGA readers how SSI is funded and what that FICA deduction on our paycheck stubs really means.
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: SVPete on March 21, 2025, 09:22:42 AM
My mentally ill sister who spends quite literally her whole day, every day, composing "I hate Trump" essays and posting to her facebook, spent a good portion of one of her essays yesterday explaining to her imaginary MAGA readers how SSI is funded and what that FICA deduction on our paycheck stubs really means.

My explanation would be much more brief. FICA is my $$$$ sent to DC, plus a matching amount paid by my employer instead of to me. The self-employed pay the whole amount. Interest. Free. People my age may or may not receive as much as they and their employers paid in (and many who would be my age did not live long enough to receive a dime).
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: Karin on March 21, 2025, 10:17:23 AM
I see nothing wrong with that sign behind the bar.  Amiable and good-natured, I'd say.  DUmmie's all pissed off?
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: SVPete on March 21, 2025, 10:51:01 AM
I see nothing wrong with that sign behind the bar.  Amiable and good-natured, I'd say.  DUmmie's all pissed off?

DU-grade Progs are a humor-free zone when it comes to their political shibboleths.
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 21, 2025, 12:20:40 PM
With modifiers of fat, lazy, unemployed, drugged out, and mentally unstable that would be the DUmp.

And they are all Democrats! :thatsright: :loser: :lmao:
Title: Re: Tipping at a MAGA bar
Post by: jukin on March 21, 2025, 12:24:27 PM
Funniest bar sign I have ever seen was in Anchorage and it said "WE SCREW THE NEXT GUY AND PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU."