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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 07:43:46 PM
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One year, when she was 8, Sarah ate all the skin off of the Thanksgiving turkey before anybody else got some.
Sarah Palin often takes the last cold soda out of the fridge without putting a new one back.
Sarah Palin leaves the toilet seat up.
Sarah Palin has ripped the tags off of matresses.
Sarah Palin does not close the cover before striking.
Sarah Palin has been seen running with scissors.
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C'mon kids, add your own!
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Oh now, nobody can top those scandalous things.
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Sarah Palin once had an overdue library book.
Sarah Palin eats babies to preserve her looks.
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She hangs the toilet paper in reverse direction.
And here is a scandal I read at HotAir...... she is not the Heaths' daughter, she is in fact the love child of Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher.
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she is a succubus!! keep her away from The BarackStar!!
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And let's not forget the absolute worst scandal of them all. I'm not sure I can mention this, it's so bad.
She.....she squeezed the Charmin.
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And let's not forget the absolute worst scandal of them all. I'm not sure I can mention this, it's so bad.
She.....she squeezed the Charmin.
she dares to wear skirts and heels. SHE MUST DIE!!!
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She lathered and rinsed, but didn't repeat. Ohh, the horror!
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Sarah Palin squeezes the charmin.
Sarah Palin's dentist is the 1 out of 5 dentists surveyed who doesn't recommend Trident gum.
She cuts her spaghetti.
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Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
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Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
*shakes head*..... :p
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Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
*shakes head*..... :p
How'd I know it's be you?
:-)
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Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
*shakes head*..... :p
How'd I know it's be you?
:-)
You've been missing me.....
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you guys are lounge worthy right now . . . . and lauri would be pissed. :-)
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Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
*shakes head*..... :p
How'd I know it's be you?
:-)
You've been missing me.....
Always
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She hangs the toilet paper in reverse direction.
And here is a scandal I read at HotAir...... she is not the Heaths' daughter, she is in fact the love child of Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher.
I HATE it when the toilet paper's not hung right!
I truely believe the second one though. :-)
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Shemp is Sarah Palin's favorite among the 3 Stooges.
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She's pretty ......and even when she wears glasses.
that's a Cardinal sin among women who wear sturdy shoes..... :uhsure:
She squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle.
She asks for directions when she's lost.
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She doesn't refill the ice cube trays when she uses them!
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She double-dips her veggies, chips, and buffalo wings.
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Sarah Palin didn't use Pace. Instead she used salsa that was made in New York City.
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I heard that one time she put her elbows on the table when she was eating.
And then there was that time she borrowed her Dad's hammer and pliers AND DIDN'T PUT IT BACK WHERE SHE FOUND IT!!!!
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When finishing the last of the milk, she drinks directly from the carton.
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Sarah Palin farted in church. So much for her "religion." ::)
Sarah Palin had unprotected sex as many as FIVE TIMES. So much for her "abstainence." ::)
Sarah Palin used the "99 Lives" cheat code to beat Contra. So much for her ability as Commander in Chief. ::)
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*GASP* Sarah would NEVER get lost.........
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Sarah Palin shot kennedy, and she has jimmy hoffa tied up in her sewing room.
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Sarah Palin eats pizza with her fingers, not a knife and fork.
Sarah Palin has a hot husband........oops, that's not a scandal, that's just gettin' lucky.... :naughty:
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Sarah Palin invented the practice of clubbing baby seals to death.
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Sarah Palin is really Sarah Conner. She's just been hiding from Arnold all these years.
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Sarah Palin shot Bambi's mother.
Sarah Palin really can't stand [you]. (I can't believe I'm the first to do this!) :-)
Sarah Palin was planning on a vacation to Paris. The French immediatly surrendered.
Sarah Palin uses spotted owl heads as bait when she's fishing for salmon.
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Sarah Palin invented WalMart. :-)
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Terminator 5 was cancelled because Sarah Palin can kick Arnold Schwarzenegger's ass.
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Sarah Palin was the third man on the Grassy Knoll.
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Hurricane Hannah is leaving the Eastern seaboard quickly because it's scared that Sarah Palin is on her way.
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Sarah Palin doesn't cut her sandwich in half before eating it.
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Sarah Palin is killing the rain forests because she doesn't like the color green. it clashes with her eyes.
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Sarah Palin wants to nuke Iran. When the sand turns to glass, she'll use it to start a line of fashion eyewear.
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When Boris and Natasha ran out of ideas to kill moose and squirrel, they turned to Sarah Palin. It was the Bullwinkle Show's last episode.
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Sarah Palin ordered red wine with fish.
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Chuck Norris ran out of facts when Sarah Palin round-house kicked him in the face.
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When Boris and Natasha ran out of ideas to kill moose and squirrel, they turned to Sarah Palin. It was the Bullwinkle Show's last episode.
That was worth an H5. If I can get anyone else, it is worth 50 H5s.
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Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
Take your best shot at trying to convince me that this is a bad thing.
And, I'm going into hiding--in New York City--if she can't stand me.
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The dark is afraid of Sarah Palin.
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Sarah Palin used the back of a screwdriver to hang a picture instead of a hammer.
Sarah Palin played a taped baseball game for herself&friends without express written permission from the MLB Commission.
Sarah Palin wore white after labor day.
Sarah Palin had a soda when she could of had a V8.
Sarah Palin referred to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts as the State of Massachusetts.
Sarah Palin forgot to say 'UNO!' when down to one card in the game of the same name.
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Sarah Palin chews her food with her mouth open.
Sarah Palin.......gasp!.......snores.
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Darth Vader is afraid of Sarah Palin.....
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Darth Vader is afraid of Sarah Palin.....
How can that be? He is Sarah Palin's father!
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My step-dad was afraid of me....... :tongue:
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Sarah Palin will not replant trees after she cuts them down and leaves polar bears stranded on ice flows.
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Sarah Palin uses the broken ice from retreating glaciers to make a nice, frosty glass of lemonade.
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Sarah Palin abandoned the "Bridge to Nowhere" only after learning the Simpson's already did it.
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Sarah Palin told an annoying liberal it really was okay to eat the yellow snow.
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Sarah Palin cheats at solitaire.
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Sarah Palin uses the broken ice from retreating glaciers to make a nice, frosty glass of lemonade.
She caused them to melt by breathing hard on them!
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Sarah Palin continues to refuse to take a blood test because she doesn't want to reveal herself as the Thing.
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Sarah Plain wants to make a coat out of Dalmation puppies!
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Sarah Plain wants to make a coat out of Dalmation puppies!
Ok....that did it!!!!
Let's just hang her up by her hair and let her dangle!!!!
:sarcasm: just a joke in case anybody's taking this seriously. ::)
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Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
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Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
:rofl:
H5
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Sarah Palin is the kind of driver Danica Patrick wants to grow up to be.