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Title: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 07:43:46 PM
One year, when she was 8, Sarah ate all the skin off of the Thanksgiving turkey before anybody else got some.

Sarah Palin often takes the last cold soda out of the fridge without putting a new one back.

Sarah Palin leaves the toilet seat up.

Sarah Palin has ripped the tags off of matresses.

Sarah Palin does not close the cover before striking.

Sarah Palin has been seen running with scissors.

...

C'mon kids, add your own!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: franksolich on September 05, 2008, 07:44:48 PM
Oh now, nobody can top those scandalous things.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 05, 2008, 07:45:42 PM

Sarah Palin once had an overdue library book.

Sarah Palin eats babies to preserve her looks.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2008, 07:48:54 PM
She hangs the toilet paper in reverse direction.

And here is a scandal I read at HotAir...... she is not the Heaths' daughter, she is in fact the love child of Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 05, 2008, 07:54:57 PM

she is a succubus!!  keep her away from The BarackStar!!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 05, 2008, 08:13:38 PM
And let's not forget the absolute worst scandal of them all. I'm not sure I can mention this, it's so bad.



She.....she squeezed the Charmin.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 05, 2008, 08:37:28 PM
And let's not forget the absolute worst scandal of them all. I'm not sure I can mention this, it's so bad.



She.....she squeezed the Charmin.

she dares to wear skirts and heels.  SHE MUST DIE!!!

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 05, 2008, 08:42:44 PM
She lathered and rinsed, but didn't repeat. Ohh, the horror!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Splashdown on September 05, 2008, 09:03:47 PM
Sarah Palin squeezes the charmin.

Sarah Palin's dentist is the 1 out of 5 dentists surveyed who doesn't recommend Trident gum.

She cuts her spaghetti.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:08:40 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

*shakes head*.....  :p
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:20:08 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

*shakes head*.....  :p
How'd I know it's be you?

 :-)
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2008, 09:29:14 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

*shakes head*.....  :p
How'd I know it's be you?

 :-)

You've been missing me.....
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 05, 2008, 09:41:09 PM

you guys are lounge worthy right now . . . . and lauri would be pissed. :-)
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:41:43 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

*shakes head*.....  :p
How'd I know it's be you?

 :-)

You've been missing me.....
Always
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Uhhuh35 on September 06, 2008, 09:21:17 AM
She hangs the toilet paper in reverse direction.
And here is a scandal I read at HotAir...... she is not the Heaths' daughter, she is in fact the love child of Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher.

I HATE it when the toilet paper's not hung right!

I truely believe the second one though. :-)
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 06, 2008, 09:26:41 AM
Shemp is Sarah Palin's favorite among the 3 Stooges.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: debk on September 06, 2008, 09:30:08 AM
She's pretty ......and even when she wears glasses.

that's a Cardinal sin among women who wear sturdy shoes..... :uhsure:


She squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle.

She asks for directions when she's lost.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Splashdown on September 06, 2008, 09:33:33 AM
She doesn't refill the ice cube trays when she uses them!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: debk on September 06, 2008, 09:46:06 AM
She double-dips her veggies, chips, and buffalo wings.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 06, 2008, 09:51:06 AM
Sarah Palin didn't use Pace. Instead she used salsa that was made in New York City.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: USA4ME on September 06, 2008, 09:52:11 AM
I heard that one time she put her elbows on the table when she was eating.

And then there was that time she borrowed her Dad's hammer and pliers AND DIDN'T PUT IT BACK WHERE SHE FOUND IT!!!!

.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Baruch Menachem on September 06, 2008, 11:22:31 AM
When finishing the last of the milk, she drinks directly from the carton.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Red October on September 06, 2008, 11:25:50 AM
Sarah Palin farted in church.  So much for her "religion."  ::)

Sarah Palin had unprotected sex as many as FIVE TIMES.  So much for her "abstainence."   ::)

Sarah Palin used the "99 Lives" cheat code to beat Contra.  So much for her ability as Commander in Chief.   ::)
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Thor on September 06, 2008, 02:23:32 PM
*GASP* Sarah would NEVER get lost.........


Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 06, 2008, 02:29:51 PM
Sarah Palin shot kennedy, and she has jimmy hoffa tied up in her sewing room.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: debk on September 06, 2008, 02:38:08 PM
Sarah Palin eats pizza with her fingers, not a knife and fork.


Sarah Palin has a hot husband........oops, that's not a scandal, that's just gettin' lucky.... :naughty:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 06, 2008, 02:42:48 PM

Sarah Palin invented the practice of clubbing baby seals to death.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Airwolf on September 06, 2008, 03:01:24 PM
Sarah Palin is really Sarah Conner. She's just been hiding from Arnold all these years.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Splashdown on September 06, 2008, 03:02:38 PM
Sarah Palin shot Bambi's mother.

Sarah Palin really can't stand [you]. (I can't believe I'm the first to do this!)  :-)

Sarah Palin was planning on a vacation to Paris. The French immediatly surrendered.

Sarah Palin uses spotted owl heads as bait when she's fishing for salmon.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 06, 2008, 03:09:28 PM

Sarah Palin invented WalMart. :-)

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Airwolf on September 06, 2008, 03:09:50 PM
Terminator 5 was cancelled because Sarah Palin can kick Arnold Schwarzenegger's ass.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Airwolf on September 06, 2008, 03:10:34 PM
Sarah Palin was the third man on the Grassy Knoll.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Splashdown on September 06, 2008, 03:20:29 PM
Hurricane Hannah is leaving the Eastern seaboard quickly because it's scared that Sarah Palin is on her way.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Airwolf on September 06, 2008, 04:54:01 PM
Sarah Palin doesn't cut her sandwich in half before eating it.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 06, 2008, 05:19:33 PM

Sarah Palin is killing the rain forests because she doesn't like the color green.  it clashes with her eyes.

 
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Splashdown on September 06, 2008, 05:21:25 PM
Sarah Palin wants to nuke Iran. When the sand turns to glass, she'll use it to start a line of fashion eyewear.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 06, 2008, 06:08:32 PM
When Boris and Natasha ran out of ideas to kill moose and squirrel, they turned to Sarah Palin. It was the Bullwinkle Show's last episode.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 06, 2008, 06:12:47 PM
Sarah Palin ordered red wine with fish.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Red October on September 06, 2008, 06:20:48 PM
Chuck Norris ran out of facts when Sarah Palin round-house kicked him in the face.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Baruch Menachem on September 06, 2008, 08:29:17 PM
When Boris and Natasha ran out of ideas to kill moose and squirrel, they turned to Sarah Palin. It was the Bullwinkle Show's last episode.

That was worth an H5.  If I can get anyone else, it is worth 50 H5s.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

Take your best shot at trying to convince me that this is a bad thing.

And, I'm going into hiding--in New York City--if she can't stand me.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: DixieBelle on September 07, 2008, 03:31:18 PM
The dark is afraid of Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: miskie on September 07, 2008, 05:34:08 PM
Sarah Palin used the back of a screwdriver to hang a picture instead of a hammer.
Sarah Palin played a taped baseball game for herself&friends without express written permission from the MLB Commission.
Sarah Palin wore white after labor day.
Sarah Palin had a soda when she could of had a V8.
Sarah Palin referred to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts as the State of Massachusetts.
Sarah Palin forgot to say 'UNO!' when down to one card in the game of the same name.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: debk on September 07, 2008, 05:39:48 PM
Sarah Palin chews her food with her mouth open.


Sarah Palin.......gasp!.......snores.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Thor on September 07, 2008, 05:46:39 PM
Darth Vader is afraid of Sarah Palin.....
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Chris_ on September 07, 2008, 05:50:37 PM
Darth Vader is afraid of Sarah Palin.....

How can that be? He is Sarah Palin's father!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Thor on September 07, 2008, 06:21:55 PM
My step-dad was afraid of me.......    :tongue:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Airwolf on September 08, 2008, 04:21:30 PM
Sarah Palin will not replant trees after she cuts them down and leaves polar bears stranded on ice flows.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Splashdown on September 08, 2008, 05:23:14 PM
Sarah Palin uses the broken ice from retreating glaciers to make a nice, frosty glass of lemonade.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Red October on September 08, 2008, 06:39:21 PM
Sarah Palin abandoned the "Bridge to Nowhere" only after learning the Simpson's already did it.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: miskie on September 08, 2008, 09:20:46 PM
Sarah Palin told an annoying liberal it really was okay to eat the yellow snow.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Splashdown on September 08, 2008, 09:28:34 PM
Sarah Palin cheats at solitaire.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Chris_ on September 08, 2008, 10:42:55 PM
Sarah Palin uses the broken ice from retreating glaciers to make a nice, frosty glass of lemonade.

She caused them to melt by breathing hard on them!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 09, 2008, 10:20:37 AM
Sarah Palin continues to refuse to take a blood test because she doesn't want to reveal herself as the Thing.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 09, 2008, 11:20:45 AM
Sarah Plain wants to make a coat out of Dalmation puppies!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: debk on September 09, 2008, 11:34:58 AM
Sarah Plain wants to make a coat out of Dalmation puppies!


Ok....that did it!!!!

Let's just hang her up by her hair and let her dangle!!!!








 :sarcasm: just a joke in case anybody's taking this seriously. ::)
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Scoobie on September 09, 2008, 03:29:22 PM

Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 09, 2008, 03:32:10 PM

Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

:rofl:

H5
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
Post by: Airwolf on September 09, 2008, 06:03:18 PM
Sarah Palin is the kind of driver Danica Patrick wants to grow up to be.