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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: RuralNc on June 30, 2022, 06:30:33 PM
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So back in my C.U. days, there was a Primitive at the Island that for the life of me I cant remember his name. I think he was nicknamed "Hop-A-Long"?
I think the Primitive went by the username "Bob..." ? It seems he was maybe wheelchair bound due to losing a leg? He would make some of the most outlandish posts, then was quiet for a week or so. Then he would start up again.
Anyone have any ideas? Im sure he has kicked the bucket by now. No pun intended. :-)
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Could you narrow it down to a certain timeframe (i.e., 2010-2014)? That would help me since I’ve been watching these DU nuts since late 2003.
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Was it the guy that was so fat, had diabetes and he lost his leg? I vaguely remember that. Too many dummies, to much time has passed.
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Was it Diabetic Man? I think he is the one who started the infamous, and hilarious, door buzzard thread. Well worth a search and read. :lmao:
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Holy Moly, finally found him..
"TheMastersNemesis" was his DUmp name. I did some searching here and found him. Evidently his real name was Bob. And missing an appendage as well. Seems that he had issues with Blood Pressure. For what thats worth. :argh:
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I think TMN got the boot for crossing some imaginary line. As primitives go, I found him to be one of the more sane ones in that he was full on kooky and didn’t hold back.
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I do now recall that he would post something crazy, then delete it. Didnt seem to matter if there was zero response, or 50 plus. It would just go poof.
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Actually, I think it was the rotund DUmmy "TEB", and his dog Boog. Yes, the Masters Nematode was also a memorable DUmmy for stupid, but Tubby TEB was downright hilarious.
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Holy Moly, finally found him..
"TheMastersNemesis" was his DUmp name. I did some searching here and found him. Evidently his real name was Bob. And missing an appendage as well. Seems that he had issues with Blood Pressure. For what thats worth. :argh:
Yeah, he lives in Colorado and lost one of his feet due to diabetes, I think. He said the surgeon said he wouldn't have had to amputate if TMN had sought treatment earlier.
You are new here, so just scroll down to the bottom, that's him:
https://voterrecords.com/street/w+102nd+pl-westminster-co/19
wife is on FB, pictures of them both, but he's still alive from what I see.
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Yeah, he lives in Colorado and lost one of his feet due to diabetes, I think. He said the surgeon said he wouldn't have had to amputate if TMN had sought treatment earlier.
You are new here, so just scroll down to the bottom, that's him:
https://voterrecords.com/street/w+102nd+pl-westminster-co/19
wife is on FB, pictures of them both, but he's still alive from what I see.
And don't ever, EVER piss off Tess :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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So back in my C.U. days, there was a Primitive at the Island that for the life of me I cant remember his name. I think he was nicknamed "Hop-A-Long"?
"Hop-a-Long" was the name somebody here gave him, among others.
Since the primitives are so unimaginative in picking screen-names, as a favor to them we re-baptize them with more appropriate names, and they catch on here.
GOBUCKS and I were the most frequent practitioners of re-naming primitives, my own proudest creation being "Fat Che" for the benburch primitive.
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"Hop-a-Long" was the name somebody here gave him, among others.
Since the primitives are so unimaginative in picking screen-names, as a favor to them we re-baptize them with more appropriate names, and they catch on here.
GOBUCKS and I were the most frequent practitioners of re-naming primitives, my own proudest creation being "Fat Che" for the benburch primitive.
If I'm not mistaken, TMN lost his foot to gout, not diabetes, but if you've ever seen a pic of Bob, you wouldn't want any part of his body either. His foot probably moved to a red state and owns several guns by now. TMN is the one who would say "I'll never help any Republican" about 2x a week. The irony, of course, is that since his foot went on its way, Bob is the one who needs help. I imagine he's damn near bedridden by now.
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My own personal favorite nickname for him was the Masticating Nutsack.
I remember a REALLY funny pair of posts he made. First, shortly before the 2016 election, he made a post saying that when Hillary won, he would be mean and smug towards his Republican coworkers, rubbing it in their faces. Next, shortly AFTER the 2016 election, he made a post whining and complaining that his coworkers were being mean and smug to HIM, rubbing Trump's victory in his face. In other words, he was complaining about them doing to him the EXACT thing he intended to do to them if Hillary won!
I'd imagine the irony was lost on him.
One thing I was glad about was that he managed to make #1 on our Top DUmmies of the Year list shortly before he was banned. He earned it.
In his last few months before being banned, however, his posts got REALLY repetitive. Every one of them up to that point was some variation on one of two themes:
A) "We've been polite and nice to those Republican scum for too long, it's time to get mean and rude (Note: Based on his own accounts of what he's like in his personal life, he was NEVER nice or polite towards anyone who disagreed with him on anything, ESPECIALLY Republicans and Christians)!"
B) "OMG! Those horrible evil Republican Christians are going to reinstate slavery, make twice- weekly church attendance mandatory, and round up all blacks and gays to put them in Wal- Mart detention centers! Just wait, it's coming soon!"
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I think TMN got the boot for crossing some imaginary line. As primitives go, I found him to be one of the more sane ones in that he was full on kooky and didn’t hold back.
TheMasterNematode ( :-) ) was among DU's most hate-filled and -driven, and was not restrained in expressing his hatred ... possibly possibly the reason he received a granite pizza.
And don't ever, EVER piss off Tess :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
IKR? Tess could find me with one keyboard tied behind her monitor.
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Actually, I think it was the rotund DUmmy "TEB", and his dog Boog. Yes, the Masters Nematode was also a memorable DUmmy for stupid, but Tubby TEB was downright hilarious.
TEB is now Duncanpup.
Still a drunk. Still stupid. Still married to a failed lawyer.
KC
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TEB is now Duncanpup.
Still a drunk. Still stupid. Still married to and leeching off a failed lawyer.
KC
Improving the accuracy and completeness. Even Thunderbird adds up when it's by the case. :-)
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TEB is now Duncanpup.
Still a drunk. Still stupid. Still married to a failed lawyer.
KC
Thanks, it has been a number of years since I followed the DUmp as closely as I did in the golden era. It is easy to confuse one fat and/or drunk DUmmy with another these days. :cheersmate:
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Thanks, it has been a number of years since I followed the DUmp as closely as I did in the golden era. It is easy to confuse one fat and/or drunk DUmmy with another these days. :cheersmate:
I'm not a biologist, but I think Nance Greggs is a female, while Boog's pet human is a male. :-)
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I'm not a biologist, but I think Nance Greggs is a female, while Boog's pet human is a male. :-)
And Wee Willie Pitt is a eunuch. :rotf:
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Thanks, it has been a number of years since I followed the DUmp as closely as I did in the golden era. It is easy to confuse one fat and/or drunk DUmmy with another these days. :cheersmate:
Yeah, the primitives of today are nowhere near as remarkable as the primitives circa 2005-2015.
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Yeah, the primitives of today are nowhere near as remarkable as the primitives circa 2005-2015.
Yeah Coach... I was younger then, as were we all, and the Dump was a treasure trove of original stupidity.
Now? It's like the 4th or 5th version of a successful movie. :(
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And Wee Willie Pitt is a eunuch. :rotf:
Somebody must've added way too much alcohol into his bottle before he was decanted, making him an infertile Zeta Ultra-Sub-Moron. :-) Explains his affinity for alcohol, too. :-)
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Somebody must've added way too much alcohol into his bottle before he was decanted, making him an infertile Zeta Ultra-Sub-Moron. :-) Explains his affinity for alcohol, too. :-)
the place does seem to have lost some of it's originality of stupid.
now it's more just a harmony of hate, they all post the same garbage for the most part.
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Appreciate all the points of reference!
Actually, I think it was the rotund DUmmy "TEB", and his dog Boog. Yes, the Masters Nematode was also a memorable DUmmy for stupid, but Tubby TEB was downright hilarious.
Hmm TEB???
Is he the one that had the failed Truck Driving Career? I think he got fired due to a failed drug test? Got kicked out of his house, then tried to mooch off a friend but the friends wife wanted no part of that situation?
TOBIN? Is that who Im now thinking of?
Goodness. All these morons with their self induced miserable lives. Easy to get confused. :p
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Appreciate all the points of reference!
Hmm TEB???
Is he the one that had the failed Truck Driving Career? I think he got fired due to a failed drug test? Got kicked out of his house, then tried to mooch off a friend but the friends wife wanted no part of that situation?
TOBIN? Is that who Im now thinking of?
Goodness. All these morons with their self induced miserable lives. Easy to get confused. :p
Tobin was, or is, the overall-wearing really heavy-set truck driver from Indiana, originally Georgia, where he'd gotten into trouble with the law about his habit peeking through windows he wasn't supposed to.
He was still working as a truck driver last I knew.
He was the one who would do the Buddhist "omm-omm-omm" to keep himself calm while driving.
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Tobin was, or is, the overall-wearing really heavy-set truck driver from Indiana, originally Georgia, where he'd gotten into trouble with the law about his habit peeking through windows he wasn't supposed to.
He was still working as a truck driver last I knew.
He was the one who would do the Buddhist "omm-omm-omm" to keep himself calm while driving.
Oh yes, Tubby Tobin. Damn Coach, forgot about him. I remember him now that you mention it. Never saw the part about him peeking in windows. You that fat, creeping around windows is not a good idea.
Seems he didn't want to work so much and got fired/left his sinecure at the junkyard and went driving for some other company who promptly fired him. Man did get his BA in Business Admin so I will give him credit for that, but nobody wants to hire someone in a white collar job that dresses like JR Samples... unless its a trucking company and they already had the low down on him.
Man could eat, I'll give him that.
Memory lane, Coach. Maybe we should start a Dummie yearbook for posterity. Lord knows we ain't getting any younger.
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the place does seem to have lost some of it's originality of stupid.
now it's more just a harmony of hate, they all post the same garbage for the most part.
Think of it as its "transitory" :p
People come and go. Its just a transition to a different set of users. But I do believe in the Pendulum theory. Eventually swinging back to a different style of users. More moron, less hate. give it a couple more Residents in Office.
A couple other Forums that I know go like that. One I have been a member since about 2008/09. The folks now are just different. Oh well.
Tobin was, or is, the overall-wearing really heavy-set truck driver from Indiana, originally Georgia, where he'd gotten into trouble with the law about his habit peeking through windows he wasn't supposed to.
He was still working as a truck driver last I knew.
He was the one who would do the Buddhist "omm-omm-omm" to keep himself calm while driving.
Safety first!
And yeah, I didnt know about the windows. Thought it was drugs. Which could be just as likely. :-)
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Who here remembers mopaul?
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Who here remembers mopaul?
Well worth clicking on this, from November 2004:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2616344
One won't regret it.
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Well worth clicking on this, from November 2004:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2616344
One won't regret it.
Classic!!
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MoPaul? Any relation to MoPinko? :stoner:
Well worth clicking on this, from November 2004:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2616344
One won't regret it.
Oh. My. Lord.
Thats all I can say about that lunacy.
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MoPaul? Any relation to MoPinko?
No. I believe, but don't quote me on this, that Big Mo's first name is "Maureen," and she lives on a farm in Chicago.
"MoPaul" stood for "Missouri Paul." He later changed his name to something similar with "phalloscraper," and then dropped off the edge of the world.
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Appreciate all the points of reference!
Hmm TEB???
Is he the one that had the failed Truck Driving Career? I think he got fired due to a failed drug test? Got kicked out of his house, then tried to mooch off a friend but the friends wife wanted no part of that situation?
TOBIN? Is that who Im now thinking of?
Goodness. All these morons with their self induced miserable lives. Easy to get confused. :p
I think it was him, one of the primitives worked at a freight terminal and shunted trailers on-site, never getting it into 4th gear..
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Tobin was, or is, the overall-wearing really heavy-set truck driver from Indiana, originally Georgia, where he'd gotten into trouble with the law about his habit peeking through windows he wasn't supposed to.
He was still working as a truck driver last I knew.
He was the one who would do the Buddhist "omm-omm-omm" to keep himself calm while driving.
Oh my.
comment 4296:
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,81827.msg1512964/topicseen.html#msg1512964
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Well worth clicking on this, from November 2004:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2616344
One won't regret it.
Was that literal or metaphorical post-election (in which GWB was reelected) trauma? Or was he mocking DU-folk peeing and moaning about GWB winning?
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Oh my.
comment 4296:
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,81827.msg1512964/topicseen.html#msg1512964
Cruel fate. I assume I dont have the privilege's needed to view. :rant: :-)
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Cruel fate. I assume I dont have the privilege's needed to view. :rant: :-)
At your current posting pace, you should be able to view that forum rather soon. Not even certain what the thresholds are necessary to access all of our "SOOPER SECRET" places here. :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Cruel fate. I assume I don't have the privilege's needed to view. :rant: :-)
Well, the good news for you is that you need to make only 938 more posts (comments and original topics), as the threshold for entry is 1,000.
Keep plugging away. It'll be worth it.
Since you allege to have been a long-time member of conservativeunderground and can prove it to someone here (say, another former member of conservativeunderground), I'm sure a quicker, and more reasonable, accommodation can be made. But first, prove your identity to someone who really knows you, and pass it on to SSG Snuggle Bunny, Carl, or myself, and we'll go to bat for you.
You don't have to prove your real life identity; just your screen identity from conservativeunderground.
Not being nosy, we don't want your personal information.
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IIRC, Ralph was a Mod on CU.
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Not being nosy, we don't want your personal information.
Just your ssn, credit card numbers, birth certificate, etc...just minor stuff. :)
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Oh my.
comment 4296:
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,81827.msg1512964/topicseen.html#msg1512964
Wow.
I'll give Tubby Tobin credit... at least he is/was employed for the most part and had some miniscule ambition to better his lot in life. Less bat shit crazy than most of the dumpizens.
Still... he IS a dummie.
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Yeah, the primitives of today are nowhere near as remarkable as the primitives circa 2005-2015.
And that's why it is occasionally fun to walk down memory lane with threads like this:
Top 10 DUmmies 2005 to 2016
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=66225.0
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Yeah, the primitives of today are nowhere near as remarkable as the primitives circa 2005-2015.
Oh yeah. Good times.
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And that's why it is occasionally fun to walk down memory lane with threads like this:
Top 10 DUmmies 2005 to 2016
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=66225.0
It should also be noted that the 2016 runner-up Graham4Anything primitive now lives on, trolling H5 as "Nero".
He's a simple-minded being to say the very least.
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Just your ssn, credit card numbers, birth certificate, etc...just minor stuff. :)
Remember, a credit card number is useless without the 3 digit ccv on the back of the card. That too, is required.
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And that's why it is occasionally fun to walk down memory lane with threads like this:
Top 10 DUmmies 2005 to 2016
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=66225.0
Happy memories - so much mocking, so much to mock.
I particularly miss nadin and the good rig.
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I miss Nematode, a low-hanging fruitcake. :-)
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Happy memories - so much mocking, so much to mock.
I particularly miss nadin and the good rig.
Ahh yes, good ole nadin and her breathless reporting in reportingsandiego. Had a readership in the 1's..
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Ahh yes, good ole nadin and her breathless reporting in reportingsandiego. Had a readership in the 1's..
I miss Loconuts, Twixvoy, Coolest Ranger, Mythsaje, and all other completely delusional dummies of that era. But I REALLY miss randys1...RolexRandy, the race warrior who was promptly shown to be a rich owner of an insurance agency. Good times.
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Ahh yes, good ole nadin and her breathless reporting in reportingsandiego. Had a readership in the 1's..
I miss Loconuts, Twixvoy, Coolest Ranger, Mythsaje, and all other completely delusional dummies of that era. But I REALLY miss randys1...RolexRandy, the race warrior who was promptly shown to be a rich owner of an insurance agency. Good times.
The DUmp just hasn't been the same since Bobo the Hobo outed herself as a highly paid mole. She spent years getting DUmp Monkies twisted in knots by their own mental gymnastics justifying their pleathora of hypocrisies.
:lmao:
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I miss Loconuts, Twixvoy, Coolest Ranger, Mythsaje, and all other completely delusional dummies of that era. But I REALLY miss randys1...RolexRandy, the race warrior who was promptly shown to be a rich owner of an insurance agency. Good times.
The DUmp just hasn't been the same since Bobo the Hobo outed herself as a highly paid mole. She spent years getting DUmp Monkies twisted in knots by their own mental gymnastics justifying their pleathora of hypocrisies.
:lmao:
I'd be interested to see that exchange. I must have been gone. :-)
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I miss Loconuts, Twixvoy, Coolest Ranger, Mythsaje, and all other completely delusional dummies of that era. But I REALLY miss randys1...RolexRandy, the race warrior who was promptly shown to be a rich owner of an insurance agency. Good times.
I had interaction with that Randy character on Randi Rhodes message board. He banned me. He knew nothing of how business worked, but I was banned because I dared say “women can’t get pregnant without mens sperm and therefore shouldn’t be the only say in what happens to the child.”
KC
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I had interaction with that Randy character on Randi Rhodes message board. He banned me. He knew nothing of how business worked, but I was banned because I dared say “women can’t get pregnant without mens sperm and therefore shouldn’t be the only say in what happens to the child.”
KC
He's still around? Awesome. Time to go on a seek and troll mission.
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I'd be interested to see that exchange. I must have been gone. :-)
I'm looking for that thread, but not finding it.
The primitive archives here are as massive as the Library of Congress with only a partial card catalogue.
But for the meantime, there's this, long and funny:
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=99262.msg1249343#msg1249343
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"What Was DU's Most Ridiculous Flame War?" - Comedy gold!
« on: November 13, 2014, 10:48:45 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=687975
Some very silly ones, as well as carefully references to the Night Of The Gay Long Knives. This one really caught my eye:
Texasgal (14,383 posts)
87. Interesting anecdote on Bobbolink.
I offered her up my family's hunting cabin out near Bastrop... about 40 miles east of Austin. No one was using it and I felt terrible about her having to spend another cold winter in Colorado.
It's a one room cabin with a small kitchen and bathroom on 2 acres. I told her that she could stay there but would need to cover her own expenses as far as gas and electricity. She agreed. She even had her sponsor call me about the place. I told her I could help her for a few months until she got settled and found a job. I agreed to buy her groceries and cover the electricity until she could get settled.
She had me take pictures and send them to her. Things seemed to be going okay until she started bitching about not having wi-fi or carpet and also not having central air and heat. ( there are window units) I explained to her that this was a temporary place until she got re-settled into a new place and that my cabin wasn't perfect but it was better than living in her car on the streets!
After all of that she trashed me and stalked me VIA PM and DU. I even sent her a 75.00 gift certificate on the advice of her sponsor at Wal Mart and she bitched about that she would NEVER go to wally world. I finally gave up and put her on ignore. I have no idea what ever happened to her.
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I'm looking for that thread, but not finding it.
The primitive archives here are as massive as the Library of Congress with only a partial card catalogue.
But for the meantime, there's this, long and funny:
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=99262.msg1249343#msg1249343
"What Was DU's Most Ridiculous Flame War?" - Comedy gold!
« on: November 13, 2014, 10:48:45 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=687975
Some very silly ones, as well as carefully references to the Night Of The Gay Long Knives. This one really caught my eye:
:rotf:
I’d never seen that.
KC
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Well, the good news for you is that you need to make only 938 more posts (comments and original topics), as the threshold for entry is 1,000.
Keep plugging away. It'll be worth it.
Since you allege to have been a long-time member of conservativeunderground and can prove it to someone here (say, another former member of conservativeunderground), I'm sure a quicker, and more reasonable, accommodation can be made. But first, prove your identity to someone who really knows you, and pass it on to SSG Snuggle Bunny, Carl, or myself, and we'll go to bat for you.
You don't have to prove your real life identity; just your screen identity from conservativeunderground.
Not being nosy, we don't want your personal information.
Thanks for the explanation!
I probably was registered on CU for about 2 years, didnt post a whole lot. Mostly read. I dont even begin to remember my Username. But I DO appreciate the curtesy that you have offered. Even if I could prove/remember that info, I honestly dont expect any special treatment.
No, I would rather earn that, the old fashioned way. One DUmp-mocking post at a time. :naughty:
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Thanks for the explanation!
I probably was registered on CU for about 2 years, didnt post a whole lot. Mostly read. I dont even begin to remember my Username. But I DO appreciate the curtesy that you have offered. Even if I could prove/remember that info, I honestly dont expect any special treatment.
No, I would rather earn that, the old fashioned way. One DUmp-mocking post at a time. :naughty:
Or, we can do things the D.C. way and you can send me a check (that will clear) for $5000 and I'll attempt to lobby franksolich (who I've met, in person, more than once).
The lobbying effort may wind up being in vain, but the $5000 will be well worth my effort.. :rofl:
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He's still around? Awesome. Time to go on a seek and troll mission.
That RR's board went away many moons ago. He was like a 'superfan' of RR's. When it came to business I always argued that you cannot tax a corporation or a business. They simply become tax collectors and as such are passthroughs for the tax money. He never agreed with that. Always stated businesses could simply cut their 'outrageous' profits and keep their cost to consumers the same.
He was an idiot.
KC
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That RR's board went away many moons ago. He was like a 'superfan' of RR's. When it came to business I always argued that you cannot tax a corporation or a business. They simply become tax collectors and as such are passthroughs for the tax money. He never agreed with that. Always stated businesses could simply cut their 'outrageous' profits and keep their cost to consumers the same.
He was an idiot.
KC
Sort of Iike a president asking gas stations to take from their crazy profits to stabilize gas prices? Must be from the same school of economics
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That RR's board went away many moons ago. He was like a 'superfan' of RR's. When it came to business I always argued that you cannot tax a corporation or a business. They simply become tax collectors and as such are passthroughs for the tax money. He never agreed with that. Always stated businesses could simply cut their 'outrageous' profits and keep their cost to consumers the same.
He was an idiot.
KC
I remember when he said his white guilt was so severe that he wanted to stop when he saw a black person and give them hundred dollar bills. I suspect that never actually happened. I had a LOT of fun with Randy Shaw.
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It should also be noted that the 2016 runner-up Graham4Anything primitive now lives on, trolling H5 as "Nero".
He's a simple-minded being to say the very least.
I can't edit that post now but I got this one screwed up and wanted to correct it.
Graham is not nero (well, at least as far as I know). I had the JH4 idiot name mixed up with this one.... my apologies, Frank
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I remember when he said his white guilt was so severe that he wanted to stop when he saw a black person and give them hundred dollar bills. I suspect that never actually happened. I had a LOT of fun with Randy Shaw.
He was hilarious to watch when RR got drunk and fell down on a curb knocking a bunch of her teeth out. She came out with a story about being attacked and Randy was livid! Then the truth of the matter came out and he absolutely refused to believe it. :rotf:
KC