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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on April 19, 2022, 08:38:18 AM
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Star Member rainy (5,799 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216607701
The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!
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Star Member uponit7771 (84,448 posts)
1. K&R, they also hate the idea of one person one vote. That's at the core of their despise for ...
... what America stands for.
Star Member targetpractice (4,695 posts)
2. The minds of left folks are open and exploit shades of gray...
Great observation, rainy...
Right folks are binary thinkers... No creativity spawns from that.
Famous binary thinkers: Chuck Todd. Hah... He's the only one I can think of off the top of my head (before coffee), since he is the WORST example..
Star Member Walleye (13,893 posts)
3. I really think you've hit on their main motivation for everything
Star Member targetpractice (4,695 posts)
8. Walleye... One of my epiphanies in life came from...
... a book called "Born to Rebel" by Frank J. Sulloway. It's a landmark study about conservatives and liberal thinking.. It's foundation is about birth order and family dynamics and how those factors affect the way different people think about thinks. It's a dense but brillian read... Sulloway looked at 4,000 figures in science and determined that all revolutions in science came from latter born liberal thinkers.
It's a great read, and "Do you have older siblings?" is one of the first questions I ask people I meet along with "What do you think about dogs?" The answers tell me just about all I need to know about a person.
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Star Member PatSeg (42,087 posts)
4. "They can never be as cool"
Better looking, more personable and charismatic, and probably more likely to have a date on Saturday night in high school. Definitely envy on the part of many on the right, as they seem to be stuck in adolescence.
Star Member rainy (5,799 posts)
7. Even our protests are more genuine and grassroots and are always a fight for change that makes life more fair and just. Their protests are manufactured from the top down, tea party was funded from the top. CRT manufactured from the top. We are grassroot fighters for good and they are astroturf squawkers of meanness and vile hate!
haele (10,944 posts)
9. Wokeaware of reality of other people.
Ask a conservative to define "Woke" and they can't. To them, it's just another label for "the opposition".
Haele
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:lol: Please. The left's idea of a good comeback is "Oh yeah? Well, go back to watching Faux Snooooze!!"...
...Followed by "Damn, why didn't I think of that earlier?"
Leftists are a lot of things, but hip isn't one of them. Four words: The left can't meme. When the right memes, it's a cornucopia of hilarity.When the left tries to meme, it's like watching a person pick up a tool and, not knowing what it's for, just start inserting it into random things.
The truth is, the left fears and loathes the right's memetic warfare, they don't know how to stop it, they can't emulate it. All they can do is try to redirect right-wing memes.
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Star Member rainy (5,799 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216607701
The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!
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Star Member uponit7771 (84,448 posts)
1. K&R, they also hate the idea of one person one vote. That's at the core of their despise for ...
... what America stands for.
In the real world, the Dems' strategy often is: "Vote early and often. :loser:
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Dave Chappel has entered the chat...
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Just look at these leftist politicians. They are so 'with it':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWehvtOL_VI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ohFFbcgG0
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Like Brandon's hipness?
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Oh, that thread is something else.
Star Member Samrob (812 posts)
5. They hate us for our humanity and coolness. No question about it.
We prove you can be really, really cool AND humane and compassionate at the same time. In short, WE ROCK!!
Says this over-70, ugly-as-sin crowd.
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I've never met an actually cool person who had to publicly trumpet their "coolness" on a daily basis.
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I've never met an actually cool person who had to publicly trumpet their "coolness" on a daily basis.
Along with their preferred pronouns. ::)
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The right has always been envious of the left's hipness,
How true, we are all dying to look like this:
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpiximus.net%2Fmedia%2F18992%2Frussian-tattoo-freak-1.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Or This:
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fuu%2Fapi%2Fres%2F1.2%2FcbxB4sNDQIsY68EKsisHpg--~B%2FaD0xMDAwO3c9MTUwMDtzbT0xO2FwcGlkPXl0YWNoeW9u%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Fmedia-mbst-pub-ue1.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fcreatr-uploaded-images%2F2019-06%2F67e6b9c0-9b6f-11e9-b7f7-423bc488ced6&f=1&nofb=1)
or even this:
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.shutupandtakemymoney.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F04%2Fwhen-the-cbd-gummies-hit-joe-biden-meme.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
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Star Member rainy (5,799 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216607701
The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!
(https://c.tenor.com/KVi1iUl1lq0AAAAC/the-simpsons-i-am-so-great.gif)
Patting yourself on the back that hard, you might pull a muscle there.
(https://c.tenor.com/3gW3T6QscWsAAAAC/barry-horowitz-tap-back.gif)
Star Member targetpractice (4,695 posts)
2. The minds of left folks are open and exploit shades of gray...
Or as I like to put it, feet planted firmly in the air.
cilla4progress (18,996 posts)
28. Not to mention
Principled
Inclusive
Generous
Tolerant
Thoughtful
Agree!
Y'all have no principles. You bounce to the cause d'jour so fast you don't realize when you step on the groups you did support. Ask the women who complain about men being in women's restrooms, sports, prisons, and shelters. The "feminist" left has thrown them out like last week's leftovers for the new popular minority. And when the next big thing comes along, the alphabet soup crowd will also be discarded. Generous? How many surveys, polls and other measures show evil conservative donate more to charity instead of just expecting the great almighty government to take care of the poor, despite decades of those governments doing a horrible job of it? The left is only tolerant and inclusive of those who are in lock(goose)step with their ideology, and they don't think past whatever the day's talking points are, the way they like to accuse Christians of doing.
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Because being hip is spending time in the lockup, the rubber room or both and conservatives tend to avoid this.
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2. The minds of left folks are open and exploit shades of gray...
Wait a sec, this says exploit shades of gray. Accidental admission of something not so flattering? :whatever:
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Uh, how many threads have we ALL seen over there where they talked about how they were the "brainy kid who was always picked on and stayed to themselves and didn't go out because they were too busy being brainy?"
Now they want to claim they're COOL?! :lmao:
Hell, even the OP demonstrates just how dumb they are;
Star Member rainy (5,799 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216607701
The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!
Uh, so which is it? You're too smart for us or, you have to figure out a way to outsmart us? :rotf:
KC
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Yep, that’s it. Took you forever to figure it out.
:whatever: :whatever: :whatever:
….. freakin’ dimwits….
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Talk about your basic delusions of adequacy...
(https://c.tenor.com/GakLo9TXnYAAAAAC/the-simpsons-homer-simpson.gif)
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I always think of this skit when I see a DrunkenNance or Hateful Mal post, all wrapped up in their self-acclaimed superior intellect:
https://youtu.be/IGl1CCprCeU (https://youtu.be/IGl1CCprCeU)
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Bill Maher Gushes Over ‘New King of Late Night’ Greg Gutfeld: ‘Fox News Found a Good Thing’
HBO late-night host Bill Maher made waves with an uncharacteristic move in Friday’s show, commending Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld, while making the case for conservative comedy.
“There’s a new king of late night and his name is Greg Gutfeld,” Maher commented.
“Fox News found a good thing,” Maher said, highlighting the ability of the network to make entertaining segments out of liberal news. “They can make fun of liberals and they are doing it to great success.”
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-gushes-over-new-king-of-late-night-greg-gutfeld-fox-news-found-a-good-thing/
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They think they're so hip and with-it, yet they consistently fail to discuss something that the rest of the internet is talking about. Example: Libs of Tik Tok which blew up the web. Also caused a Streisand Effect.
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They finally got around to discussing Libs of Tik Tok. https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216608886 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216608886) Most were vindictive and uninformed, such as
greenjar_01 (6,185 posts)
4. Contacting people for comments is not harrassment LOL
Meanwhile, this woman's entire account involves secretly recording teachers and calling them pedophiles.
Of course, LOTT does just what we do at the Cave. Take their verbatim stuff, and re-post it. That's all.
Another uninformed post:
NotTodayPutin (10 posts)
39. Posting racist rants
Vs peoples personal valid experiences...
LOTT posts no racist rants.
The last entry:
Bonx (1,814 posts)
54. Libs of Tik Tok has gained 200K+ followers since this happened
That doesn't seem fair.
:lmao: And much more than that by now.
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They finally got around to discussing Libs of Tik Tok. https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216608886 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216608886) Most were vindictive and uninformed, such as
Of course, LOTT does just what we do at the Cave. Take their verbatim stuff, and re-post it. That's all.
Another uninformed post:
LOTT posts no racist rants.
The last entry:
:lmao: And much more than that by now.
Comedy gold, ma'am. Thanks for rowing these steaming piles back from The Island.
Bonx (1,814 posts)
54. Libs of Tik Tok has gained 200K+ followers since this happened
That doesn't seem fair.
Lemme guess: when leftist scum "cancel culture" warriors cancel you, you AREN'T supposed to GAIN followers??? Oh, bless your dear li'l pea-pickin' heart, dearie...
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Sympthsical was the only one setting them straight on the BS. They're getting awfully tired of that dude.
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4. Contacting people for comments is not harrassment LOL
Meanwhile, this woman's entire account involves secretly recording teachers and calling them pedophiles.
Ah yes, the old "you're not supposed to hear that" defense.
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Comedy gold, ma'am. Thanks for rowing these steaming piles back from The Island.
Lemme guess: when leftist scum "cancel culture" warriors cancel you, you AREN'T supposed to GAIN followers??? Oh, bless your dear li'l pea-pickin' heart, dearie...
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Sympthsical was the only one setting them straight on the BS. They're getting awfully tired of that dude.
Yeah, I've been waiting for the ban hammer on that one for awhile now.
KC
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Bonx (1,814 posts)
54. Libs of Tik Tok has gained 200K+ followers since this happened
That doesn't seem fair.
What's unfair about that? Taylor Lorenz gave Libs of Tik Tok vastly greater visibility than they had, people checked them out, liked what they saw, and "followed" Libs of Tik Tok.
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The DUmmie is correct. I can't tell you how envious I am of people who can pretend that a man is woman.
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I defy anyone to point out the DUmmy who is "hip." What they're talking about is the liberal tendency to worship celebrities and pop culture. They honestly think we are jealous that Beyonce is on their side, or that 0bama values texting with Rihanna or whatever her name is. Doesn't mean a damned thing to me.
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I defy anyone to point out the DUmmy who is "hip." What they're talking about is the liberal tendency to worship celebrities and pop culture. They honestly think we are jealous that Beyonce is on their side, or that 0bama values texting with Rihanna or whatever her name is. Doesn't mean a damned thing to me.
I'm sure some DU-folk have substantial hips, :rimshot: :bolt: .
And Mopsie having an urban chicken farm is pretty hip, right? :rotf: