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Title: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: bijou on August 23, 2008, 12:47:41 PM
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Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had "slipped" up his penis and into his bladder.

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

...more...

(http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/images/penisfish1.jpg)

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773

The magazine is skeptical as to the accidental nature of this.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2008, 01:47:29 PM
Again I say..... something smells fishy.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Chris on August 23, 2008, 02:03:40 PM
There is a parasitic worm that enters the host by swimming up the urethra.  It's attracted by the urine stream.  It's pretty common in third-world countries.

Anyways, ugh.  Nasty.
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: asdf2231 on August 23, 2008, 04:29:14 PM
Bears reposting:

[youtube=425,350]s0EJm_AQ_VQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Lord Undies on August 23, 2008, 07:13:49 PM
That boy thought he could fin for himself.
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: jinxmchue on August 24, 2008, 05:57:13 PM
Uh, exactly how does he think he was cleaning his aquarium?
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Chris_ on August 24, 2008, 05:58:26 PM
Uh, exactly how does he think he was cleaning his aquarium?

Aquarium Cleaner:
(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-playboy-cover.jpg)

Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Wineslob on August 25, 2008, 12:55:49 PM
If I was that fish, I'd be pissed off.
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: jinxmchue on August 25, 2008, 05:27:36 PM
If I was that fish, I'd be pissed off.

When the doctor came into the room with the x-rays, he said, "Boy, urine deep trouble."
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: debk on August 25, 2008, 05:44:44 PM
There was an episode of "House" where the patient had this same thing happen....of course it was larger and almost killed the person.
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: asdf2231 on September 12, 2008, 06:02:10 PM
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Boy in bizarre 'fish in penis' accident

Video stills by Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman

Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had "slipped" up his penis and into his bladder.

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

Did it jump or was it pushed?
The paper's authors, Professor G Vezhaventhan and Professor R Jeyaraman, wrote: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine.

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"When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.

"Mentally he was sound and clinically he was absolutely a normal person with no previous history of any psychiatric illness."


With work safe Piscine Pecker Pics at the link:
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: bijou on September 12, 2008, 06:07:03 PM
Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11990.0/highlight,fish+aquarium.html)  :-)
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Lord Undies on September 12, 2008, 06:09:48 PM
Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11990.0/highlight,fish+aquarium.html)  :-)
Yeah, but this one has a link to the sonagram.
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:09:10 PM
LOL.... I was going to say, what are the odds of this happening twice in a blue moon?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 12, 2008, 10:20:50 PM
Pisces Power, baby!

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/pisces.jpg)

Mess with the ichthus and get the ripidon

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/IchthysPhoto12a.jpg)

Or teeth.  Whatever.  Just don't underestimate the Fish.

We'll mess you up, steal your girlfriend, and haunt your dreams forever.  All the while looking as innocent as a fish.

I'd say "Don't forget!" but nobody ever does.
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: jinxmchue on September 13, 2008, 09:53:27 AM
Again I say..... something smells fishy.  :evillaugh:

I thought the victim was male...
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2008, 10:46:25 AM
There's a tiny catfish that in some S. and Central American streams that will go up the uretha.  Once it gets in at all, the fins lock it from coming out.  Nothing to mess around with at all.   
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: jinxmchue on September 13, 2008, 12:17:12 PM
There's a tiny catfish that in some S. and Central American streams that will go up the uretha.  Once it gets in at all, the fins lock it from coming out.  Nothing to mess around with at all.   

Did you have that book, too?
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2008, 06:42:58 PM
No, I have a friend who was an instructor in the Jungle Warfare School.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: jinxmchue on September 13, 2008, 10:38:31 PM
No, I have a friend who was an instructor in the Jungle Warfare School.

 :cheersmate:

Oh.  See, I had this book a while back that had stories about all these jungle horrors.  Piranhas and those little fish that love to swim up your willy.  Great book for a kid to have, neh?
Title: Re: Pesky piscine penitrates pecker. (Epic Fish Tank Cleaning Fail.)
Post by: Chris on September 13, 2008, 10:39:49 PM
No, I have a friend who was an instructor in the Jungle Warfare School.

 :cheersmate:

Oh.  See, I had this book a while back that had stories about all these jungle horrors.  Piranhas and those little fish that love to swim up your willy.  Great book for a kid to have, neh?

I saw it on the Discovery Channel.