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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on August 23, 2008, 12:47:41 PM
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Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had "slipped" up his penis and into his bladder.
The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.
Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.
...more...
(http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/images/penisfish1.jpg)
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773
The magazine is skeptical as to the accidental nature of this. :uhsure:
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Again I say..... something smells fishy. :evillaugh:
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There is a parasitic worm that enters the host by swimming up the urethra. It's attracted by the urine stream. It's pretty common in third-world countries.
Anyways, ugh. Nasty.
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Bears reposting:
[youtube=425,350]s0EJm_AQ_VQ[/youtube]
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That boy thought he could fin for himself.
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Uh, exactly how does he think he was cleaning his aquarium?
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Uh, exactly how does he think he was cleaning his aquarium?
Aquarium Cleaner:
(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-playboy-cover.jpg)
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If I was that fish, I'd be pissed off.
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If I was that fish, I'd be pissed off.
When the doctor came into the room with the x-rays, he said, "Boy, urine deep trouble."
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There was an episode of "House" where the patient had this same thing happen....of course it was larger and almost killed the person.
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Boy in bizarre 'fish in penis' accident
Video stills by Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman
Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had "slipped" up his penis and into his bladder.
The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.
Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.
Did it jump or was it pushed?
The paper's authors, Professor G Vezhaventhan and Professor R Jeyaraman, wrote: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine.
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"When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.
"Mentally he was sound and clinically he was absolutely a normal person with no previous history of any psychiatric illness."
With work safe Piscine Pecker Pics at the link:
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773
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Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11990.0/highlight,fish+aquarium.html) :-)
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Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11990.0/highlight,fish+aquarium.html) :-)
Yeah, but this one has a link to the sonagram.
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LOL.... I was going to say, what are the odds of this happening twice in a blue moon? :evillaugh:
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Pisces Power, baby!
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/pisces.jpg)
Mess with the ichthus and get the ripidon
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/IchthysPhoto12a.jpg)
Or teeth. Whatever. Just don't underestimate the Fish.
We'll mess you up, steal your girlfriend, and haunt your dreams forever. All the while looking as innocent as a fish.
I'd say "Don't forget!" but nobody ever does.
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Again I say..... something smells fishy. :evillaugh:
I thought the victim was male...
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There's a tiny catfish that in some S. and Central American streams that will go up the uretha. Once it gets in at all, the fins lock it from coming out. Nothing to mess around with at all.
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There's a tiny catfish that in some S. and Central American streams that will go up the uretha. Once it gets in at all, the fins lock it from coming out. Nothing to mess around with at all.
Did you have that book, too?
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No, I have a friend who was an instructor in the Jungle Warfare School.
:cheersmate:
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No, I have a friend who was an instructor in the Jungle Warfare School.
:cheersmate:
Oh. See, I had this book a while back that had stories about all these jungle horrors. Piranhas and those little fish that love to swim up your willy. Great book for a kid to have, neh?
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No, I have a friend who was an instructor in the Jungle Warfare School.
:cheersmate:
Oh. See, I had this book a while back that had stories about all these jungle horrors. Piranhas and those little fish that love to swim up your willy. Great book for a kid to have, neh?
I saw it on the Discovery Channel.