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Title: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: Chris_ on August 15, 2008, 12:40:55 AM
(http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/2008/08/14/gyigyg.jpg)
Looks just delicious doesn't it?

MMMMMMM. Chocolate! YUM! Right?
NO!
That is Chocolate covered (I shit you not) BACON.
Now, I'm a country boy at heart and Bacon has been a big part of breakfast for me all my life, but, this is ****ing wrong.
Yeah, I have a good old fashioned sweet tooth and I LOVE me some chocolate.
But, Jesus! This is like combining Eminem and Johnny Cash.
Wrong! BAD! EVIL!!!
Oh, for you sickos that would actually eat this shit:
http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/08/chocolate-cov-1.html (http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/08/chocolate-cov-1.html)
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: debk on August 15, 2008, 01:04:10 AM
I saw this on TV in the last couple of weeks but can't remember what show I saw it on.

I can't imagine desecrating chocolate like that, but whoever was tasting it said it was pretty good... :puke:
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: LC EFA on August 15, 2008, 02:07:42 AM
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/lc_efa/Misc/nuts_and_gum.jpg)
.
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: bijou on August 15, 2008, 07:32:25 AM
Quote from: Big Don on August 15, 2008, 12:40:55 AM
(http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/2008/08/14/gyigyg.jpg)
Looks just delicious doesn't it?

MMMMMMM. Chocolate! YUM! Right?
NO!
That is Chocolate covered (I shit you not) BACON.
Now, I'm a country boy at heart and Bacon has been a big part of breakfast for me all my life, but, this is ****ing wrong.
Yeah, I have a good old fashioned sweet tooth and I LOVE me some chocolate.
But, Jesus! This is like combining Eminem and Johnny Cash.
Wrong! BAD! EVIL!!!
Oh, for you sickos that would actually eat this shit:
http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/08/chocolate-cov-1.html (http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/08/chocolate-cov-1.html)
Does it come in a can?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: jinxmchue on August 15, 2008, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: bijou on August 15, 2008, 07:32:25 AM
Does it come in a can?  :rotf:

It will once it oozes through you.
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: DixieBelle on August 15, 2008, 06:13:25 PM
If it does, ASDF will want some.
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: Donpeyote on August 15, 2008, 06:29:25 PM
 The White House and a Democrat  ?
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: Chris on August 15, 2008, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: LC EFA on August 15, 2008, 02:07:42 AM
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/lc_efa/Misc/nuts_and_gum.jpg)
.

HA HA HA HA HA!!  :-)
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined EPISODE TWO: THE PORK TINI
Post by: Chris_ on August 16, 2008, 12:29:57 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6B8tPuW7TwQ/SKUzuAPLsZI/AAAAAAAAGUQ/g8V8AmWRO0U/s400/porkmar.jpg)
Pork and Gin. (http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/surprised/faint.gif)
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: Chris on August 16, 2008, 12:33:29 AM
Don't knock bacon vodka (http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/) until you've tried it.
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: Chris_ on August 16, 2008, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: Chris on August 16, 2008, 12:33:29 AM
Don't knock bacon vodka (http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/) until you've tried it.

you're a sick one, aren't ya?
Title: Re: Things that should NEVER be combined
Post by: Chris on August 16, 2008, 12:46:50 AM
Quote from: Big Don on August 16, 2008, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: Chris on August 16, 2008, 12:33:29 AM
Don't knock bacon vodka (http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/) until you've tried it.

you're a sick one, aren't ya?

Who doesn't like bacon?