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Title: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: Chris_ on August 13, 2008, 07:28:37 AM
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This Is for the Birds: Poo Facial Promises Smoother Skin

If you've ever had bird poo drop from the sky and onto your head — heck even if you haven't — it's probably pretty hard to imagine forking over almost $200 to have someone massage bird doodoo into your face for the better part of an hour.

But there's a price to pay for healthy skin and many in New York City are “flocking” to try this latest anti-aging craze.

The Geisha Facial given at Shizuka New York, a day spa in midtown Manhattan, doesn’t contain just any run of the mill pigeon poo. It’s made from dried nightingale droppings imported from Japan and mixed with rice bran.

MORE POO (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,402422,00.html)

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Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: Lord Undies on August 13, 2008, 09:26:19 AM
Pay me $200.00 and I'll spread any kind of shit on your face you want.   
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 13, 2008, 09:43:15 AM
Pay me $200.00 and I'll spread any kind of shit on your face you want.   

I'll save the $200 and just get wrinkled. I'm getting kindda used to the rugged look... :-)
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: Lord Undies on August 13, 2008, 10:00:31 AM
Pay me $200.00 and I'll spread any kind of shit on your face you want.   

I'll save the $200 and just get wrinkled. I'm getting kindda used to the rugged look... :-)

Me too. 

My dad's family was weird.  None of them ever wrinkled or greyed.  When my father died at 80, there wasn't a crease on his face.  He had never lost a hair in his life, but the year before he died, when he got sick, his hair turned from dark blonde to a soft and beautiful blue-grey. 

My dad's mother died in her 80's without a wrinkle or a grey hair on her head.  His sister, my 92 year old aunt, looks like she's in her late 50's - early 60's.   She's still as beautiful as ever.

My mother's side of the family - well, that's a different story.  Guess which side I took after....?
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 13, 2008, 10:44:20 AM
Pay me $200.00 and I'll spread any kind of shit on your face you want.   

I'll save the $200 and just get wrinkled. I'm getting kindda used to the rugged look... :-)

Me too. 

My dad's family was weird.  None of them ever wrinkled or greyed.  When my father died at 80, there wasn't a crease on his face.  He had never lost a hair in his life, but the year before he died, when he got sick, his hair turned from dark blonde to a soft and beautiful blue-grey. 

My dad's mother died in her 80's without a wrinkle or a grey hair on her head.  His sister, my 92 year old aunt, looks like she's in her late 50's - early 60's.   She's still as beautiful as ever.

My mother's side of the family - well, that's a different story.  Guess which side I took after....?

Sounds just like my situation. ...except I got the thin skin red face and neck look from my dad's side to go with the wrinkles.
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: jtyangel on August 13, 2008, 11:23:46 AM
Eww..they have something here where they put fish in with your hands and feet during a manicure/pedicure. The news ladies did a story on it and couldn't even keep their feet in for a few seconds. LOL

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-07-24-pedicures_N.htm
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: Carl on August 13, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
Just another reason when someone asks where I am from the answer is UPSTATE NY not the city.
Frickin cesspool.
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: Hawkgirl on August 13, 2008, 05:36:59 PM
This has obvioulsy worked wonders for Nancy Pelosi, so don't knock it until you try it... :lmao:
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 13, 2008, 05:56:23 PM
This has obvioulsy worked wonders for Nancy Pelosi, so don't knock it until you try it... :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I wondered where she got that "shitfaced" look.
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: Chris_ on August 13, 2008, 06:16:15 PM
This has obvioulsy worked wonders for Nancy Pelosi, so don't knock it until you try it... :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I wondered where she got that "shitfaced" look.
She's the target in cow chip tossing contests.   :-)
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 13, 2008, 06:21:28 PM
This has obvioulsy worked wonders for Nancy Pelosi, so don't knock it until you try it... :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I wondered where she got that "shitfaced" look.
She's the target in cow chip tossing contests.   :-)

In some liberal quaters, pictures with cow chips stuck to them are called "ART".
Title: Re: New Yorkers get sh*t faced....really....
Post by: Chris_ on August 15, 2008, 02:32:36 AM
proof men are smarter than women