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Title: Democrat Dream Team Needed
Post by: CC27 on April 24, 2017, 09:10:19 AM
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Sun Apr 23, 2017, 07:22 PM
fescuerescue (136 posts)

Democratic Dream Team Needed


In 2020 we need to put our dream team on the roster. We need to go ALL-IN on our best and greatest.

President - Hillary Clinton
Vice President Al Gore

Then make a pact with the American people that if we win the senate, Bernie Sanders be placed as Senate President
If we win the house - Chelsey CLinton will be House Majority leader (she'll need to run of course, but she would win)

Finally - Promise that the next two supreme court justices will be Barack Obama, followed by Merrick Garland. If get a third opening (John Kerry)

This would be the greatest roster since the founding fathers, would correct at least 3 wrongs, and put one future great leader in play, and keep our greatest leader in play for the rest of his life.

This, my friends, is doable, and out would the death knell on the Republican party for a generation.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028968954

Terrible mole.

title altered by franksolich so as to piss off the primitives
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Linda on April 24, 2017, 09:20:20 AM
Yep, put all those LOSERS up an it will be a GREAT ELECTION for the REPUBLICANS for 2020.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: SVPete on April 24, 2017, 09:24:56 AM
OK, is this low-post-count-noob a reeeeeeeally inept paid shill? Or a troll mocking reeeeeeeally inept paid shills? If the former, that post was pathetically dumb!
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: ADsOutburst on April 24, 2017, 09:31:26 AM
What?! No Elizabeth Warren?
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: AzJames73 on April 24, 2017, 09:32:10 AM
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Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 24, 2017, 09:35:58 AM
What?! No Elizabeth Warren?

Well, .... they're so deep, they don't need her.   ::)

Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: AzJames73 on April 24, 2017, 09:39:51 AM
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cwydro (24,997 posts)
45. Chelsey?

If someone on a Democratic board doesn't even know how to spell her name...

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fescuerescue (136 posts)
51. Is that the new purity test?

admittedly I haven't followed her career as closely as I do Hillary's, but on occasion my fingers do fail me.

If so I'll make sure get that into my spell check right away. Would hate to be banned over a letter.

Thank you for your attention to keyboarding quality.

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fescuerescue This message was self-deleted by its author.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 24, 2017, 09:43:07 AM
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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demmiblue (11,331 posts)
14. Good lawd... so much fail.

What are you trying to do here?

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Response to demmiblue (Reply #14)Sun Apr 23, 2017, 08:34 PM
fescuerescue (136 posts)
19. excuse me?

There's not an ounce of fail in these people.  :o

If they hadn't been robbed all of them would be leading us through prosperity right now.   B-b-b-b-bu-bu-b-b-b the last 8.....

We shouldn't give up due a couple elections. We should double down and try harder. We really do owe it them.

 :yahoo:

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Response to fescuerescue (Original post)Sun Apr 23, 2017, 08:00 PM
hughee99 (14,727 posts)
15. An impressive amount of delusion packed into a single post. Nt

Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: ADsOutburst on April 24, 2017, 09:45:14 AM
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51. Is that the new purity test?

admittedly I haven't followed her career as closely as I do Hillary's, but on occasion my fingers do fail me.

If so I'll make sure get that into my spell check right away. Would hate to be banned over a letter.

Thank you for your attention to keyboarding quality.
Warning! Warning! Spelling deviation detected!
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 24, 2017, 10:11:44 AM
OK, three things are so astoundingly dumb in that one that they just beggar any possibility of being believed.

Chelsea as Speaker?  They're going to (1) find some district for her - with no local record or elective political experience - to run in, where everyone else will just get out of the way - that might barely be possible but a longshot at best - but then (2) Get the majority of an assumed Democrat majority in the House (51% of 218-plus Congresscritters)  to put aside all their own lifetime goal ambitions and vote in a completely-inexperienced freshman Representative who has done nothing whatsoever to earn the job. W T actual F?

As for John Kerry or even Obozo, neither one has any actual experience in trial practice beyond law school and a certain basic level of supporting work like writing briefs on cases.  It's completely delusional to think either one is even remotely qualified for a District Court appointment, let alone the Supreme Court.

The only thing in there that made any sense was re-nominating Merrick Garland, if he even remains interested five to ten years down the road.  A lot of opportunities that don't pan out become things where you move on and don't look back, and if they happen to come up again, it's a whole new choice, not an automatic yes.

Now as far as Manbearpig goes, all those sexual assault allegations from the massage parlors might be a teensy little problem, on top of the 'Rolling in hypocrisy' issue what with his 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous planet-savers' mansion.  On Hillary, she'll be lucky if she doesn't stroke out, the way things have been going for her physically; whatever undisclosed physical/neurological problems she has, and there is definitely something there, four to eight more years is NOT going to make it better.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: SVPete on April 24, 2017, 10:12:47 AM
Well, I will agree that Obama and his lapdog MSM stole the 2008 D nomination from Hillarea, :rimshot:  :bolt: .
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: thundley4 on April 24, 2017, 10:54:15 AM
OK, three things are so astoundingly dumb in that one that they just beggar any possibility of being believed.

Chelsea as Speaker?  They're going to (1) find some district for her - with no local record or elective political experience - to run in, where everyone else will just get out of the way

Theoretically, the speaker of the house does not have to be a member of congress. Granted they all have been, but there is no constitutional nor house rule requiring it.

It would be interesting to know if a non-congressman elected as speaker would have a vote, though.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: jukin on April 24, 2017, 11:08:33 AM
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Franken, Schiff, Waters, Warren, Bharara, Yates

Thanks for the laugh DUchebag.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: GOP Congress on April 24, 2017, 12:04:44 PM
Theoretically, the speaker of the house does not have to be a member of congress. Granted they all have been, but there is no constitutional nor house rule requiring it.

It would be interesting to know if a non-congressman elected as speaker would have a vote, though.

Nope. Only the 435 elected (or otherwise state-appointed) members of the House of Representatives. But the Speaker remains second in the PLOS.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: thundley4 on April 24, 2017, 12:27:19 PM
Nope. Only the 435 elected (or otherwise state-appointed) members of the House of Representatives. But the Speaker remains second in the PLOS.

http://history.house.gov/Institution/Origins-Development/Speaker-of-the-House/

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Regardless, the Speaker—who has always been (but is not required to be) a House Member and has the same duties to his or her local constituents like the other 434 Members—is at the levers of power.

Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: FlaGator on April 24, 2017, 12:36:38 PM
Democrat Dream Team

(https://media.giphy.com/media/EfTqgQqSBFDzy/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: zeitgeist on April 24, 2017, 03:52:22 PM
With this dream team who will sponsor the Democratics 2020 run(s)?

(http://www.sqlsoldier.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ITDepends.jpg)

Official Adult Nappy of the Democratic Party.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 24, 2017, 04:00:15 PM
Theoretically, the speaker of the house does not have to be a member of congress. Granted they all have been, but there is no constitutional nor house rule requiring it.

Technically true but also about as likely as all the excited air molecules randomly moving to one spot in the room and starting a fire.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: thundley4 on April 24, 2017, 04:03:02 PM
Technically true but also about as likely as all the excited air molecules randomly moving to one spot in the room and starting a fire.

It was just last year or the year before when there was a little talk of making Colin Powell the speaker.  That's why I recalled the possibility and legality of it happening.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 24, 2017, 04:19:12 PM
I think this post lays bare the rarely spoken truth that Democrats are bad for everything, including Democrats.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 24, 2017, 06:14:34 PM
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Sun Apr 23, 2017, 07:22 PM
fescuerescue (136 posts)

Democratic Dream Team Needed


In 2020 we need to put our dream team on the roster. We need to go ALL-IN on our best and greatest.

President - Hillary Clinton
Vice President Al Gore

Then make a pact with the American people that if we win the senate, Bernie Sanders be placed as Senate President
If we win the house - Chelsey CLinton will be House Majority leader (she'll need to run of course, but she would win)

Finally - Promise that the next two supreme court justices will be Barack Obama, followed by Merrick Garland. If get a third opening (John Kerry)

This would be the greatest roster since the founding fathers, would correct at least 3 wrongs, and put one future great leader in play, and keep our greatest leader in play for the rest of his life.

This, my friends, is doable, and out would the death knell on the Republican party for a generation.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028968954

That is the dream ticket for the dems alright!!!   I want to see it.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Delmar on April 24, 2017, 06:59:45 PM
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/ted_kennedy_jr_ap_1397007329181_4027701_ver1.0_640_480_zpse5qwcpcy.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/ted_kennedy_jr_ap_1397007329181_4027701_ver1.0_640_480_zpse5qwcpcy.jpg.html)

How about Ted Kennedy Jr. for lion cub of the senate?
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 24, 2017, 07:11:48 PM
What?! No Elizabeth Warren?

SOS


Really, I think they think that would be GOOD.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 24, 2017, 10:20:40 PM
It was just last year or the year before when there was a little talk of making Colin Powell the speaker.  That's why I recalled the possibility and legality of it happening.

You're right, he (Among others) was discussed for that, but IIRC none of the people raising this particular recurring chestnut as a serious proposition were actually Representatives from the majority party, who are the only ones who get to vote on it.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: thundley4 on April 24, 2017, 10:30:13 PM
You're right, he (Among others) was discussed for that, but IIRC none of the people raising this particular recurring chestnut as a serious proposition were actually Representatives from the majority party, who are the only ones who get to vote on it.

Some demonrats and leftist RINOs liked the idea of putting Colin in there since he voted for Obama.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on April 25, 2017, 07:46:42 AM
What the DUmbasses conveniently fail to realize is that the campaign and especially the election of Donald Trump is generally viewed as the American people's rejection of traditional establishment politics, and all the morons that DUmmy listed perfectly epitomize the Democrat establishment in one way or another (Even Chelsea, since she's the daughter of two hardcore establishment Democrats). Speaking of Chelsea, does this DUmmy not realize that Chelsea becoming House Majority Leader under Hillary will be seen by pretty much everyone as nepotism at its absolute worst?

"There's not an ounce of fail in these people."
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Never mind the facts that Hillary, Gore, Kerry, and Bernie all had FAILED presidential campaigns, and Obama's presidency failed in too many ways to count!
Nothing like a good laugh to perk you up in the morning!
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Maverick1987 on April 25, 2017, 09:37:18 AM
What a laughable proposition!  I'll still play along...

No "Dream Team" for the DUmmies is complete without:


Why no black folks, DUmmies?  Racists.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: SVPete on April 25, 2017, 10:51:53 AM
What a laughable proposition!  I'll still play along...

No "Dream Team" for the DUmmies is complete without:

  • Keith Olberman
  • Rachel Madcow
  • Al Franken

Why no black folks, DUmmies?  Racists.

Jesse and Sharp Al are too old, too apt to go rogue, and too well understood by normal people.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 25, 2017, 11:23:04 AM
You now, if Magic Jordan, or whoever could be HIV + and on a Dream Team, maybe Democrats need to get 7 or so photogenic, money-friendly disease-sufferers to pose as their Dream Team.

What would be some good sexy diseases for people to have?

Eye patches are cool, don't know if they count as a disease but I think definitely someone on the Democrat Dream Team should sport an eye patch.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: ExGeeEye on April 25, 2017, 04:08:56 PM
Terrible mole.

And Constitutionally ignorant.  If Al Gore was veep, Bernie could NOT be president of the Senate.

Cuz that'd be....

Al Gore.
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 25, 2017, 04:18:29 PM
And Constitutionally ignorant.  If Al Gore was veep, Bernie could NOT be president of the Senate.

Cuz that'd be....

Al Gore.
And why would Algore want to take a pay cut from the very lucrative Global Warming(TM) scam?
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2017, 04:24:29 PM
And why would Algore want to take a pay cut from the very lucrative Global Warming(TM) scam?

Drudge had a piece this morning which said that a 'glowball warming' organization connected to Algore wants $15 trillion to 'fight' it. :banghead: :stoner:
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: miskie on April 26, 2017, 12:47:45 PM
You now, if Magic Jordan, or whoever could be HIV + and on a Dream Team, maybe Democrats need to get 7 or so photogenic, money-friendly disease-sufferers to pose as their Dream Team.

What would be some good sexy diseases for people to have?

Eye patches are cool, don't know if they count as a disease but I think definitely someone on the Democrat Dream Team should sport an eye patch.
(http://www.msnbc.com/sites/msnbc/files/styles/ratio--3-2--830x553/public/rtr4mijg_copy.jpg)

"I'm Ready ! - Spongebob Squarepants"

Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 26, 2017, 12:57:18 PM
You now, if Magic Jordan, or whoever could be HIV + and on a Dream Team, maybe Democrats need to get 7 or so photogenic, money-friendly disease-sufferers to pose as their Dream Team.

What would be some good sexy diseases for people to have?

Eye patches are cool, don't know if they count as a disease but I think definitely someone on the Democrat Dream Team should sport an eye patch.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XSqCJ-UGYns/maxresdefault.jpg)
General Chang for President 2020
Prick us, do we not bleed?
Title: Re: Democratic Dream Team Needed
Post by: Karin on April 29, 2017, 08:37:28 AM
Regarding Hillary's presidential campaign:

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Response to jimlup (Reply #16)
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 01:56 AM
fescuerescue (140 posts)
35. 3rd most successful campaign in world history.

#1 and #2 were Obama's.
:lmao: