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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on August 08, 2008, 06:57:30 PM
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(a) - actual occurrences; (p) - probable occurrences
1. Had an affair with a skank whore while his wife was suffering from cancer (a);
2. Did it while portraying himself as an absolutely trustworthy candidate for POTUS (a);
3. Knocked up said skank whore (p);
4. Probably insisted that she have an abortion, until she threatened to out their affair (p);
5. Paid a flunkie an obscene amount of money to claim paternity (p);
6. Paid his skank whore a HUGELY obscene amount of money to go along with the flunkie story (p);
7. Smiled a slimy, ambulance-chaser's smile as he thought he'd tied it all off (a);
8. Started to sweat as the skank whore wanted more than just money (p);
9. Visited her and the baby at the Beverly Hills Hotel (a);
10. Got caught and ran, crying in a locked men's room like the Breck Girl ***** that he is (a);
11. Paid National Enquirer many millions for the videotape of (10) (p);
12. Lied his sorry balls off about (1), (9), and (10) (a);
13. Had the question put to him by the DNC (a);
14. Wondered how much the Clintons paid his skank whore to seduce him in the first place (p);
15. Finally confessed (a), with a death grip on the fact that no one can compel a paternity test to prove the kid is his (p);
16. Now worries less about his wife's cancer than his skank whore someday getting bored and demanding a paternity test (a).
That's pretty much the size of it.
Screaming "Bush lied, kids died" doesn't help with any of it, either.
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Great summary, Banned.
Wonderful summary.
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this doesn't conform to Dumpster forum guidelines, but all things considered, I will let this post slide. I am interested to hear what they may have to say as well.
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Excellent summation Banned.
Good to see you here.
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I am interested to hear what they may have to say as well.
I think we've seen it already. I runs from "What is this even news?" to "It's between Edwards and his wife" to "What's the big deal with getting some on the side?" to "What he did doesn't diminish his message." IOW, just about anything other than face the facts of what a scumbag liar he is.
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I am interested to hear what they may have to say as well.
I think we've seen it already. I runs from "What is this even news?" to "It's between Edwards and his wife" to "What's the big deal with getting some on the side?" to "What he did doesn't diminish his message." IOW, just about anything other than face the facts of what a scumbag liar he is.
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indeed. but I am prepared for a new wrinkle, should it occur. :-)
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indeed. but I am prepared for a new wrinkle, should it occur. :-)
It's coming out that a Dallas lawyer, an Edwards sycophant, paid for the girlfriend's house and expenses.
In other words, he's laundering Edwards' money.
Meanwhile the DUmmies are upset because this news is taking Russia/Georgia off the front page...as though it would be on the front page in the first place.
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indeed. but I am prepared for a new wrinkle, should it occur.
Well, I hope it wrinkles.
Skins's island was boring today, and I was hoping for a Great Discombobulation to distress the primitives.
This is a big discombobulation, but not a Great Discombobulation.
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indeed. but I am prepared for a new wrinkle, should it occur. :-)
It's coming out that a Dallas lawyer, an Edwards sycophant, paid for the girlfriend's house and expenses.
In other words, he's laundering Edwards' money.
Meanwhile the DUmmies are upset because this news is taking Russia/Georgia off the front page...as though it would be on the front page in the first place.
personally, I think the russia/georgia thing is a potentially explosive issue on at least a regional scale . . . .
but I am following your info on the edwards thing, as well. if you have anything new on the edwards thing, please
feel free to post them to our breaking news thread (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11192.0.html)
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Ban, you left off how Edwards accepted a "Father Of The Year" award in 2007 with Elizabeth beaming at his side. (a)