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Title: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 02, 2017, 09:36:27 AM
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Star Member msongs (42,621 posts)

making the rounds on FB - don't turn off your Tv on inauguration day, leave it on but
on some channel not showing trumpenstein being sworn in:

"CALL TO ACTION: Don't turn off tv Inauguration Day!
DO NOT TURN OFF TV! Read on.
If you have cable or satellite TV, they keep track of who is watching what. Instead of turning your TV off that day, turn all your TVs on OTHER CHANNELS. Some suggestions would be:

The Science Channel
National Geographic
Discovery
Animal Planet
Comedy Central
or any channel not showing Drumpf

Here's the reason.
If 1000 households are watching TV that day:

400 or 40% are watching Drumpf.
600 or 60% are watching anything else.

With a boycott of 400, you have this:

400 or 67% are watching Drumpf
200 or 33% are watching anything else.

Suddenly, if we turn off the TVs, it looks like a large majority of viewers tuned into Drumpf. But if our TVs are tuned to other shows, the percentage drops.

For Drumpf, to have low ratings AND low percentage, it'll be a blow to his ego. Twitter will be hilarious.

Get it? Got it? Good."

I'll just make sure every TV I have is tuned to the inauguration.

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Star Member InAbLuEsTaTe (7,426 posts)
1. Got it... will do!

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Star Member GP6971 (8,310 posts)
2. We have the International Channels

so we'll be watching them

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Star Member 3catwoman3 (6,153 posts)
3. Interesting idea. We have 4 TVs.

I will put them all on the Hallmark Channel for sappy, happy ending movies.

I will be working all day, and wouldn't watch even if I were home.

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Star Member SCantiGOP (5,272 posts)
4. What? Are you serious?

Somebody, somehow knows if your TV is on and which channel? Don't think so.

Guess what DUmmies, no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, at 12:01 p.m. on January 20, Trump will Make America Great Again.

Suck on that...:bigbird:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Undies on January 02, 2017, 09:48:02 AM
Everybody go to Pedro's Mexican Buffet and steal one of those "I want more tacos" Mexican flags off the table.  Take it home and put it next to your TV.  Set it at half-mast.  Turn your TV to QVC.  Don't spend one damn dime.  Make dark toast.  Put doll legs on the toast.  Stand the toast next to the little flag.  Scream obscenities at the postman.   
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Karin on January 02, 2017, 10:09:54 AM
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400 or 40% are watching Drumpf.
600 or 60% are watching anything else.

With a boycott of 400, you have this:

400 or 67% are watching Drumpf
200 or 33% are watching anything else.

I'm not sure I understand this DUmmie math.  But please don't try to explain. 
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 02, 2017, 10:29:51 AM
Everybody go to Pedro's Mexican Buffet and steal one of those "I want more tacos" Mexican flags off the table.  Take it home and put it next to your TV.  Set it at half-mast.  Turn your TV to QVC.  Don't spend one damn dime.  Make dark toast.  Put doll legs on the toast.  Stand the toast next to the little flag.  Scream obscenities at the postman.
What's funny is that the course of action you described is likely to be many times more effective than the one the DUmmy is spewing.

Will the winning ever stop?
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Delmar on January 02, 2017, 10:31:46 AM
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Star Member SCantiGOP (5,272 posts)
4. What? Are you serious?

Somebody, somehow knows if your TV is on and which channel? Don't think so.

In Obama's America, man in television watch YOU!
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: SVPete on January 02, 2017, 10:40:45 AM
As PGR said, regardless of TV ratings, on January 21st Donald Trump will be President, and he and his administration will not bother to look for the TV ratings for Inauguration coverage.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Karin on January 02, 2017, 10:47:14 AM
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Response to msongs (Original post)
Mon Jan 2, 2017, 12:48 AM
 Doreen (516 posts)
14. Are there any Obama shows that day?

Or Clinton shows or Bernie shows? Talk about the networks picking up what people would rather watch!

 :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: BattleHymn on January 02, 2017, 11:15:29 AM
I sense a golden age at the DUmp is approaching.   :rotf:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: FunkyZero on January 02, 2017, 11:21:13 AM
I sense a golden age at the DUmp is approaching.   :rotf:

It appears cyclical, sort of like sun spot activity.
Except sunspots actually affect stuff in a way that someone gives a damn about.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: jb2u11 on January 02, 2017, 11:26:38 AM
I sense a golden age at the DUmp is approaching.   :rotf:
I think you are on to something, the next 4-8 years could well bring us the best the DUmp has to offer and could well be it's demise.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: USA4ME on January 02, 2017, 11:28:55 AM
Uh primitives, unless you have a Nielson TV set meter they installed to your TV, nobody is paying attention to what you're watching.

Idiots.

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Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: BattleHymn on January 02, 2017, 11:31:24 AM
I know that at least one member of the cave is a Nielsen ratings household.  I'm sure they'll be sure to write down the appropriate television watching in their TV diary for that day, which means your stupid protest will amount to a hill of beans as far as most ratings go.








Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 02, 2017, 11:41:52 AM
I think you are on to something, the next 4-8 years could well bring us the best the DUmp has to offer and could well be it's demise.
And I thought the Bush years sent them off their proverbial rockers.  The next 8 years will be comedy gold at the DUmp.  If the site even survives.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: jb2u11 on January 02, 2017, 11:54:04 AM
And I thought the Bush years sent them off their proverbial rockers.  The next 8 years will be comedy gold at the DUmp.  If the site even survives.

Trump seems to have a severe unhinged effect on them, more than any Republican I can remember other than perhaps Sarah Palin. Perhaps we can call it the Palin Effect.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Gamle-ged on January 02, 2017, 11:59:39 AM
I'll just make sure every TV I have is tuned to the inauguration.

Guess what DUmmies, no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, at 12:01 p.m. on January 20, Trump will Make America Great Again.

Suck on that...:bigbird:

For well over a decade I've depended on DU to start a "DU this poll!" thread so I might be informed where to vote opposite the DUmmy preference...

 :rofl:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 02, 2017, 12:02:12 PM
I probably won't be able to watch it live, because I'll almost certainly be working a substitute- teaching job that day.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2017, 12:14:51 PM
I plan on taking that day off, just to watch the Trump Era officially begin. :yahoo: :whistling: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 02, 2017, 12:15:04 PM
Everybody go to Pedro's Mexican Buffet and steal one of those "I want more tacos" Mexican flags off the table.  Take it home and put it next to your TV.  Set it at half-mast.  Turn your TV to QVC.  Don't spend one damn dime.  Make dark toast.  Put doll legs on the toast.  Stand the toast next to the little flag.  Scream obscenities at the postman.
Excellent response, Undies!  Haven't been to one of those restaurants since college.  Fond memories, since I never got sick from the food.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 02, 2017, 12:19:08 PM
Excellent response, Undies!  Haven't been to one of those restaurants since college.  Fond memories, since I never got sick from the food.

I remember Pedro's. I wasn't making much money at the time (late 70's) and that was one place I could go and stuff myself cheap. I especially liked the chile reanos(sp)?
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2017, 12:22:16 PM
And just think, coal still supplies most of the electricity to run those TV's that nobody is watching.

Let's help global warming just spite Trump. Great thinking, DUmmies. :hyper:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: dane on January 02, 2017, 12:22:51 PM
For well over a decade I've depended on DU to start a "DU this poll!" thread so I might be informed where to vote opposite the DUmmy preference...

"DU this poll" is how I got started with DU. I read about DU on the Neal Boortz website, went there, and started lurking and voting the opposite of what the "DU this poll" wanted.

That got boring after awhile, so I registered as USNRET88 (I retired from USN in 1988), and later changed the name to Obamanaut on a name change amnesty program they held. I lasted for several years and thousands of posts, picking and prodding here and there, until the ban hammer hit me for asking were the two reverends going to stage a protest for the black youths who had carjacked a vehicle from an old white guy, beat him, and left him senseless. This was during the Trayvon Martin trial.

What was really funny was some of the posts on the grave dancing thread, bringing up the 88 in my former screen name with comments along the line of "I've had my eye on that one for a long time."  < - - There were several similar to that.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Karin on January 02, 2017, 12:26:39 PM
I remember you!  IIRC, you blended in very nicely.  Never too outrageous or stupid.  Subtle work. 
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: dane on January 02, 2017, 12:36:20 PM
I remember you!  IIRC, you blended in very nicely.  Never too outrageous or stupid.  Subtle work.
That's very kind of you, but my wife of nearly 49 years disagrees with some of what you typed.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Big Dog on January 02, 2017, 12:42:55 PM
There you go, DUmmies. That'll show 'em.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jKrQrrAH3Xg/TNswdwY3QKI/AAAAAAAABYA/-9QJQxU_hX8/s320/visual+pun_4af04e6f3c5a6.jpg)
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: SVPete on January 02, 2017, 12:46:29 PM
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Response to msongs (Original post)
Mon Jan 2, 2017, 12:48 AM
 Doreen (516 posts)
14. Are there any Obama shows that day?

Or Clinton shows or Bernie shows? Talk about the networks picking up what people would rather watch!
:rotf: :lmao:

The networks - aside from Fox - loathe Donald Trump, but they're going to cover the inauguration because he's relevant. Unlike Obama. Unlike Clinton. Unlike Bernie.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2017, 01:14:30 PM
:rotf: :lmao:


The networks - aside from Fox - loathe Donald Trump, but they're going to cover the inauguration because he's relevant. Unlike Obama. Unlike Clinton. Unlike Bernie.

DUmmies will be watching too. They will be hoping to see something awful  happen.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 02, 2017, 01:17:31 PM
DUmmies will be watching too. They will be hoping to see something awful  happen.

Oh, they'll be watching, but mostly to scan to crowd for Russian operatives, who they will undoubtedly find
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2017, 01:27:29 PM
Oh, they'll be watching, but mostly to scan to crowd for Russian operatives, who they will undoubtedly find

I really hope that Trump will invite Putin and Netanyahu to the inauguration.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Big Dog on January 02, 2017, 01:44:12 PM
Oh, they'll be watching, but mostly to scan to crowd for Russian operatives, who they will undoubtedly find

Calling all DUmmies, calling all DUmmies. Be on the lookout...

(http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/boris_and_natasha_1.jpg)
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: miskie on January 02, 2017, 02:24:52 PM
There you go, DUmmies. That'll show 'em.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jKrQrrAH3Xg/TNswdwY3QKI/AAAAAAAABYA/-9QJQxU_hX8/s320/visual+pun_4af04e6f3c5a6.jpg)

ROFL - and I thought my FIL was the only one to use that phrase, along with "All Frigged Up like the barber's cat."
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 02, 2017, 02:35:24 PM
And I thought the Bush years sent them off their proverbial rockers.  The next 8 years will be comedy gold at the DUmp.  If the site even survives.


16 -- and Pence is a solid Conservative.  President-elect Trump drove them nuts by telling them their ideology is crap and the levers they thought they controlled aren't hooked up to anything.


Pence is a True Believer and will REALLY drive them bonkers.  On top of which we can be sure between Trump and Pence at least 3 SCOTUS seats will be filled with real Conservatives (God willing no turncoat traitors like Roberts).

Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 02, 2017, 02:36:02 PM
ROFL - and I thought my FIL was the only one to use that phrase, along with "All Frigged Up like the barber's cat."
Is that a Franksolich football?? :)

Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Gamle-ged on January 02, 2017, 03:51:23 PM
Excellent response, Undies!  Haven't been to one of those restaurants since college.  Fond memories, since I never got sick from the food.

"Pancho's" but, yeah...

 :)

Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 02, 2017, 04:25:01 PM
"Pancho's" but, yeah...

 :)
Yes, thank you! The Hispanic name Undies mentioned sounded wrong. But understood the point.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Gamle-ged on January 02, 2017, 04:30:19 PM
Yes, thank you! The Hispanic name Undies mentioned sounded wrong. But understood the point.

And then at the end of the meal, fresh, hot sopaipillas with honey...

 :drool:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: MoshMasterD on January 02, 2017, 04:52:27 PM
Aparrently, they don't know how ratings and viewership work.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2017, 04:58:12 PM
Aparrently, they don't know how ratings and viewership work.


Nielsen ratings aren't all they used to be.  Cable companies know what is watched and by how many.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: USA4ME on January 02, 2017, 05:23:35 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512672289

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Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 02, 2017, 06:02:42 PM
I really hope that Trump will invite Putin and Netanyahu to the inauguration.  :yahoo:

Someone is reporting that he will invite Bibi.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 02, 2017, 06:29:08 PM
Aparrently, they don't know how ratings and viewership work.

Outside of assistance programs, they don't know how anything works.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Undies on January 02, 2017, 07:31:00 PM
Yes, thank you! The Hispanic name Undies mentioned sounded wrong. But understood the point.

I changed the name to protect the indigent.   :whistling:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Karin on January 02, 2017, 08:11:12 PM
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Someone is reporting that he will invite Bibi.
Oh I hope so!  When I think about the utter contempt and disrespect that obozo showed toward him from the beginning (and it shocked me then), I have been just enraged over it. 

18 days.
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: YupItsMe on January 03, 2017, 08:15:41 PM
I sense a golden age at the DUmp is approaching.   :rotf:

I think they hate Trump more than they even hated Bush, but the best part is Trump is gonna mess with their tiny little minds everyday.  This is going to be fun.  :-) :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Big Dog on January 03, 2017, 08:32:25 PM
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Star Member msongs (42,621 posts)

making the rounds on FB - don't turn off your Tv on inauguration day, leave it on but
on some channel not showing trumpenstein being sworn in:

"CALL TO ACTION: Don't turn off tv Inauguration Day!
DO NOT TURN OFF TV! Read on.
If you have cable or satellite TV, they keep track of who is watching what.

(https://apocalypseknow.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/tin-foil-hat.jpg)
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Adam Wood on January 04, 2017, 05:02:24 AM
Everybody go to Pedro's Mexican Buffet and steal one of those "I want more tacos" Mexican flags off the table.  Take it home and put it next to your TV.  Set it at half-mast.  Turn your TV to QVC.  Don't spend one damn dime.  Make dark toast.  Put doll legs on the toast.  Stand the toast next to the little flag.  Scream obscenities at the postman.
:bwah:
Title: Re: DUAC! DUAC! Hit Trump hard. Leave your TV on but don't watch the inaguration!
Post by: Karin on January 04, 2017, 05:10:12 AM
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"CALL TO ACTION: Don't turn off tv Inauguration Day!

This is actually very funny on its own.