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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BadCat on December 27, 2016, 11:08:19 AM
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I mean, we're going to, right? They keep saying so, so it must be true.
So, what will we have them do in the "camps" to make productive citizens out of them?
After all, most of them are quite old, many of them don't even know what gender they are, they're all unwashed and unpleasant to be around. I think a lot of them may be retarded.
I just can't think of anything for them to do in the new Trump Camps...can you?
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Well, they could hand-pick peas out of their pods, and then re-put-them-in.
I dunno what purpose that would serve, but the primitives serve no purpose anyway.
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A select few should be allowed to post their crazy rantings for our continual entertainment.
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I agree, there should be things they an do. I thought it might be fun to have some servants around the house, they could cook, clean etc.....but then decided against it, I don't really want any of them around my house.
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It depends on their uh...ahem...qualifications.
The Klams and sammich duty, for example.
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CMD
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They could be put into teams tasked with digging holes, then filling them back up again!
No, wait. Wouldn't work, Democrats are FOREVER digging holes, then reaching bottom and continuing to dig...
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A few off the top of my head:
*Earwig detection and abatement
*Television remote control management
*Door to door gun confiscation
*Conspiracy Theorists
*Advisor to the Expletive Filled Rant initiative
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Hire half to snitch on the other half. Have them get rid of the guilty ones themselves. Rinse and repeat.
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We do have to keep in mind, the one thing DUmmies generally wont do is work. Trying to make them do anything useful might be like trying to herd cats.
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It depends on their uh...ahem...qualifications.
The Klams and sammich duty, for example.
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CMD
They may secretly desire such a thing. Consider the following points:
* Proglodytes constantly claim RWers want to make the sci-fi story "The Handmaid's Tale" a reality.
* Proglodytes project
All them young college coeds majoring in Womyn's Studies will have to be managed somehow.
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They may secretly desire such a thing. Consider the following points:
* Proglodytes constantly claim RWers want to make the sci-fi story "The Handmaid's Tale" a reality.
* Proglodytes project
All them young college coeds majoring in Womyn's Studies will have to be managed somehow.
I haven't seen a pic of a good looking female on DU since LaraInMN ran off during the polyamory purge.
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I haven't seen a pic of a good looking female on DU since LaraInMN ran off during the polyamory purge.
in my experience there are few good looking liberal women, might be some that simply aren't old enough to have converted yet.
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UFO welcoming committee
Mythbusters dummies
Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness monster, and wild goose hunter
10,000 monkeys experiment
Bootlicker (literally)
Send a few out into the southern Pacific to locate R'lyeh
Chemtrail test subject
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I was going to suggest putting them to work at the DMV but I suspect most of them already work there.
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Think of how good the camps would be, for some of them.
I'm thinking of the big guy in Bellevue, Omaha Steve, and the lazy freeloading Odin2005 primitive; all their surplus lardage would melt away like butter under a hot sun.
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Rock Quarry swinging a sledge hammer. Put those collars on them like in the movie Wedlock/Deadlock where if they exceed the perimeter not only does it explode their head but it also kills an unknown comrade that's linked to their collar.
Look, if they want to imagine this camp thing, then it's fair game for us to imagine what it would be like.
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I think Jugs could be a "motorboat Captain". Wouldn't have anything to do with a boat though.
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Maybe we just use them as live targets when we target practice.
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Look, if they want to imagine this camp thing, then it's fair game for us to imagine what it would be like.
Oh, absolutely.
But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.
I'm thinking for the ones who need to lose some weight, a sprig of parsley, half a walnut, and one stalk of celery a day would suffice.
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Wild mushroom testers?
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Oh, absolutely.
But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.
I'm thinking for the ones who need to lose some weight, a sprig of parsley, half a walnut, and one stalk of celery a day would suffice.
Put them all on the Moochell school lunch program. And hard labor would help develop character if that is in fact possible for a DUmmie.
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Put them all on an island with abundant natural resources and leave them to their own devices.
Then run a pool to guess how long it takes for them to wipe themselves off the face of the earth.
I'm thinking...26 days.
After all, I am an optimist
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But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.
Oh, I'm sure we can think of a few things they could be fed to.
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:lmao: Do NOT let any of them cook. As for cleaning, they usually need advice on how to wipe a kitchen counter, so I'm not sure how that would work out.
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Soylent green processing. They'll never figure out it's their former bunkmates!
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Landfill workers. Takes care of the feeding problem as well.
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Oh, absolutely.
But we need to think about what they'd be fed, too.
I'm thinking for the ones who need to lose some weight, a sprig of parsley, half a walnut, and one stalk of celery a day would suffice.
I have in mind something like the Gulag labor camps, feeding them wasn't really that much of an issue, and the inmate's productivity in logging, shoveling frozen gold-bearing mud, or digging coal or ore affected whether they got 'Almost nothing' or 'Never enough' after a special storm assault on their work objectives. And there'll be enough road kill and and not-quite-inedible vegetable waste (Including expired Jack-o'-lanterns for Thanksgiving) to make the daily soup, even in Alaska and U.P. of Michigan, which I see as great camp locations.
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Well, they could hand-pick peas out of their pods, and then re-put-them-in.
I dunno what purpose that would serve, but the primitives serve no purpose anyway.
I can't remember what book I read it in, possibly The Gulag Archipelago, where the prisoners were made to dig large holes at one side of a field and then transport the dirt from the hole to the other side of the field.
Once the hole was deemed to have been dug well enough, they carted the dirt back from the other side of the field to fill up the hole. Then the process would start on the opposite side of the field.
Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit. I like it.
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Let's put them in charge of extracting gold from rocks. They get to play with mercury. They'd love that!
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Put them all on the Moochell school lunch program. And hard labor would help develop character if that is in fact possible for a DUmmie.
"MUSHROOMS $5/lb. Mushrooms? $1.00/lb."
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I can't remember what book I read it in, possibly The Gulag Archipelago, where the prisoners were made to dig large holes at one side of a field and then transport the dirt from the hole to the other side of the field.
Once the hole was deemed to have been dug well enough, they carted the dirt back from the other side of the field to fill up the hole. Then the process would start on the opposite side of the field.
Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit. I like it.
What is your dirt doing on Boss's yard?
http://www.hark.com/clips/gmnyrgyqwr-whats-your-dirt-doing-in-his-ditch
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Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit. I like it.
Perhaps the Soviet socialists invented the concept of useless repetitive labor before the German socialists did, as we're talking the same era here. But I based my idea upon what the latter did.
The primitives think we're a bunch of Nazis, even though we aren't, so we might as well act like Nazis.
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Perhaps the Soviet socialists invented the concept of useless repetitive labor before the German socialists did, as we're talking the same era here. But I based my idea upon what the latter did.
The primitives think we're a bunch of Nazis, even though we aren't, so we might as well act like Nazis.
I prefer we don't act like Nazis. Actually, it's quite fun watching the DUmmies work themselves into the vapors over something that they imagined, then let that imagination morph into "their" reality.
Nothing they say is true, about what will happen and about Trump supporters, but they believe it.
I'm just a little scared they'll act on their self-inflicted fears and someone will die. Then it's on.
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Put them all on an island with abundant natural resources and leave them to their own devices.
I agree with this more than the one I mentioned. It would be interesting to place them on some isolated island out in the South Pacific and see how they would do. Margaret Mead would also approve of this idea.
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Just make them pick oakum all day, Victorian workhouse style.
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We could have them try and scrub that pesky stain on the bathtub that won't come out.
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Put them all on the Moochell school lunch program. And hard labor would help develop character if that is in fact possible for a DUmmie.
To the eaters of puke stew, that may be an upgrade.
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CMD
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Giving them jobs that require any type of labor would be for naught, liberals hate anything related to work. Can't have them cook, we would end up eating some crap like ocra or puke stew. They have to run to the DUmp for advice on how to clean anything.
In reality the only thing a liberal can do is tell other people how to act, live etc.....In other words, they are completely useless postules. we can put them in camps but we will have to support them just like we do now with welfare. The advantage to having them in camps is they are less able to do harm to the good people in society.
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Hire half to snitch on the other half. Have them get rid of the guilty ones themselves. Rinse and repeat.
^^^ this
Dummies eat their own at the drop of hat. Only thing I would suggest is to make it a reality show. Dummie Death Derby.
H5!!!
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I can't remember what book I read it in, possibly The Gulag Archipelago, where the prisoners were made to dig large holes at one side of a field and then transport the dirt from the hole to the other side of the field.
Once the hole was deemed to have been dug well enough, they carted the dirt back from the other side of the field to fill up the hole. Then the process would start on the opposite side of the field.
Your idea sounds like it operates off of the same spirit. I like it.
Way back when, in the 1920s, my grandfather was enrolled at Castle Heights Military Academy in Lebanon, Tennessee. It's been gone for decades, but at the time, it was a somewhat prestigious school to attend. This was back in the day when getting into a military academy was generally considered an honor, but some parents would use their wealth/influence to force their sons into military academies to straighten them out for bad behavior. My grandfather was the former, but he knew more than one who was in the latter camp.
Among the punishments handed out for bad behavior was "walking the pole" which was literally assigning a cadet to march in a square around the flagpole for hours at a time, full uniform, carrying a "rifle," which was a mock-up of an old Enfield, but made of hickory so that it weighed about eighteen pounds. Anyone who thinks that this was a minor punishment has never worn a full wool uniform and carried a heavy rifle while marching, square-corners, for eight hours on an August day in middle Tennessee, when the temperatures could easily surpass 90 degrees. My grandfather managed to get that punishment a time or two.
Another punishment was to make a cadet dig a hole 6' in diameter and 6' deep, and if their infraction was particularly bad, they had to then fill that hole back up again. My grandfather never got this treatment, but he knew a few who did. Some even got "sentenced" to multiple holes.
Someone who lived in the same dormitory as my grandfather got sentenced to two holes for some particularly egregious breach of decorum. IIRC, he was caught out carousing with local girls after curfew or something. Doesn't really matter: he got sentenced to the holes and he had to dig them.
What the upperclassmen at Castle Heights didn't know is that this particular cadet's father was a demolitions expert. His father had worked on some of the biggest projects in the world, including the Panama Canal, and he knew pretty much everything that there was to know about dynamite and black powder and such at that time. And he had taught his son everything that he knew. And remember that back then, anyone could buy dynamite or black powder at their corner hardware store, no questions asked. So our punished cadet did just that.
The upperclassmen were certain that it would take this cadet probably eight or ten hours of hard digging to get these holes dug, so they put him out in the field with a shovel and went off to play football or something. After an hour or two, the campus was rocked with a series of booms. The cadet had dug down just enough to plant a couple of sticks of dynamite and a little bit of black powder, just right to blast out two holes mostly perfect for the specified six feet deep and six feet in diameter.
The upperclassmen were, predictably, furious beyond words, but the cadet had the presence of mind to demand, under threat of courts-martial (well, the military school equivalent at the time, anyway, but the upperclassmen could have been in deep doo-doo if they were found to have violated the honor of their punishment), that the commandant approve that he had indeed met the specified requirement of the punishment, to produce two holes of the specified diameter and depth. The commandant did go to the field where he had done this and chuckled a bit and told the upperclassmen to go stick it where the sun didn't shine.
That guy, as I understand it, went on to be an EOD expert in the Marines and served in both the Pacific Theatre and later in Korea.
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Way back when, in the 1920s, ...
H-5 for excellence in a true :bouncy: !
I was in marching band in high school. Those wool uniforms were heavy. Our school colors were orange and white, so I felt sorry on sunny warm parade days for the bands whose uniforms were black, navy blue, and forest green. 3-5 mile parades were not unusual, and we didn't have water breaks (by way of contrast, road and trail races typically have aid stations with water and Gatorade every 1.5-3 miles, and we don't wear 5-pound full-coverage wool running suits plus 2 pounds of leather shoes).
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H-5 for excellence in a true :bouncy: !
Make that a double. Great tale, Adam! :cheersmate:
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Giving them jobs that require any type of labor would be for naught, liberals hate anything related to work.
If they don't work, we move on to the moving targets option. My preference, anyways, but if they'll work? Fine. If any of them claim to be lawyers, we move right to the moving targets option. No if's, and's or but's.
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If they don't work, we move on to the moving targets option. My preference, anyways, but if they'll work? Fine. If any of them claim to be lawyers, we move right to the moving targets option. No if's, and's or but's.
With AA-12 fully automatic shotguns . . . :whistling: