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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on November 15, 2016, 06:49:40 PM
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I couldn't wait any longer to laugh at some prediction threads from the island. Here are some predictions from just before the big day.
First up is Bucky, who thinks 100EV is a VERY lowball figure on what's going to happen:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028276935
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:59 AM
Star Member Bucky (45,614 posts)
All the predictions... all of them in one graphic
Not bad, Clinton clears 270 in every single forecast. NPR's is especially lame, leaving 103 EC votes as "too close to call". Pfff, tea sipping effetes. That hardly qualifies as a forecast at all. I'd say a 100 Electoral College margin of victory is a pretty cautious call.
Next up is Hopalong Bob, who expected at LEAST a 15 percent margin for Hildabeast:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028278078
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:07 PM
TheMastersNemesis (6,079 posts)
It Is Going To Be A Rough Time Until The Final Results Are In. Why Not Complete Blowout Beyond Me.
It looks like a Hillary win. But I worry about the other races that are just as important. Comey may have ****ed the Demos on taking over House and having a bigger majority in the Senate.
This election should be a 15 point blow out with Hillary winning just about every state Trump is so bad. To think that we are risking putting in a man in the White House who should be in a jail or insane asylum is absolutely terrifying and sick.
Our country is so sick in so many ways I wonder about the longer term future. What is worse is that the GOP needs to be put down because we will not survive with that crowd if they had full power.
Having to wait and worry is just almost too much.
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:28 PM
Egnever (18,785 posts)
5. I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised tomorrow
I don't think this is nearly as close as it looks in the polls.
Bob again in another thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028276829
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 01:34 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,071 posts)
With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible
I simply will not be a gracious winner. I want to see these bastards as miserable as possible. I am so pissed that they would put a complete homicidal maniac in the White House.
Being put through such a horrible campaign has to have consequences. God knows what kind of shit we would be drug through should they win this thing.
The Cyrano primitive:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028277383
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 10:27 AM
Star Member Cyrano (9,507 posts)
Reason for lots of hope here in Southeast Florida
Palm Beach County, Broward County and Miami Dade County represent about half the half the voters of the state of Florida. And these counties have historically gone Democratic. Over the past few days, very large numbers of black, Hispanic and sane white people have voted. This bodes well for a Hillary victory.
No "hanging chads" are going to flip this year's election. If/when Hillary is declared the winner in Florida tomorrow night, you will be able to breath easy. It will be over.
Save yourself the heartburn and ignore the bullshit being spewed across your TV screens over the next 24 hours. Tune in tomorrow night and wait for the Florida results. Then break open the champagne.
Hopenchange!!
And finally, a little medicine for the primitives, who after all of this BS about trying to get Hildabeast in by harassing electoral college folks, or by other hook and crook means:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028278354
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 04:30 PM
Star Member SHRED (14,394 posts)
If tRump refuses to concede...
...ignore him.
There...simple.
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 04:52 PM
Star Member longship (34,774 posts)
4. Concession is irrelevant.
It is a polite way of endorsing the rules of our democratic republic.
The elected president is the elected president no matter if the opponent(s) concede.
There.
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 05:21 PM
Star Member Raster (15,153 posts)
11. Precisely. The concession speech is just a courtesy and is not part of the...
...Constitutional transfer of power. We elect the electors. They meet in December and elect POTUS and VPOTUS. Trump can sit high up in trump tower and hold his breath until he turns blue. It will not change a thing.
Unless of course those elected electors don't go YOUR way, right?
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 01:34 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,071 posts)
With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible
I simply will not be a gracious winner. I want to see these bastards as miserable as possible. I am so pissed that they would put a complete homicidal maniac in the White House.
Being put through such a horrible campaign has to have consequences. God knows what kind of shit we would be drug through should they win this thing.
OK dummie. Let me rub it in:
This was your side:
(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/election-hillary-clinton-supporters.jpg?w=1200&quality=85&h=800)
This was my side:
(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/trump-0871.jpg?w=1200&quality=85&h=798)
Notice the black people there. Embrace the losing suck dummie!!!
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(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/election-hillary-clinton-supporters.jpg?w=1200&quality=85&h=800)
About the only black person I see in that shot looks like she's upset about something. I suspect the wildebeest to her right stole a packet of Twinkies out of her purse or something.
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I am embracing their suck.
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"With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible"
I dislike Trump, but definitely one of the advantages to his being elected is seeing the rug pulled out from under the feet (Or, in his case, the foot) of smug, arrogant, ignorant, hate- filled scum like TMN.
I'd imagine that for the last week or so, he's given new meaning to the term "Hopping mad."
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As you read those posts, even without now knowing the election results, you can almost picture Lucy getting the football ready for Charlie Brown.
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:59 AM
Star Member Bucky (45,614 posts)
All the predictions... all of them in one graphic
Not bad, Clinton clears 270 in every single forecast. NPR's is especially lame, leaving 103 EC votes as "too close to call". Pfff, tea sipping effetes. That hardly qualifies as a forecast at all. I'd say a 100 Electoral College margin of victory is a pretty cautious call.
Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:07 PM
TheMastersNemesis (6,079 posts)
It Is Going To Be A Rough Time Until The Final Results Are In. Why Not Complete Blowout Beyond Me.
It looks like a Hillary win. But I worry about the other races that are just as important. Comey may have ****ed the Demos on taking over House and having a bigger majority in the Senate.
This election should be a 15 point blow out with Hillary winning just about every state Trump is so bad. To think that we are risking putting in a man in the White House who should be in a jail or insane asylum is absolutely terrifying and sick.
Our country is so sick in so many ways I wonder about the longer term future. What is worse is that the GOP needs to be put down because we will not survive with that crowd if they had full power.
Having to wait and worry is just almost too much.
Hubris
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Meanwhile in Bellevue NE,
Omaha Steve (756 posts)
November 10, 2016 at 9:20 am
The Wizard of OS Donor
I have a bad tummy virus
I’ll be back when I feel better.
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/i-have-a-bad-tummy-virus/
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 01:34 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,071 posts)
With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible
I simply will not be a gracious winner. I want to see these bastards as miserable as possible. I am so pissed that they would put a complete homicidal maniac in the White House.
Being put through such a horrible campaign has to have consequences. God knows what kind of shit we would be drug through should they win this thing.
:rofl:
I hope someone replies to that thread just to take it to the top.. maybe a Bern-out that doesn't care.
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 01:34 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,071 posts)
With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible
I simply will not be a gracious winner. I want to see these bastards as miserable as possible.
I had considered being gracious but thanks to TMN I am reminded that I should not be. We suffered thru 8 years of the worst president in US history, worse than Carter or Andrew Johnson. These DUmmies wanted to add another 4 years to that suffering. **** them. I hope 4 years from now the ones that did not off themselves already will do so when Trump wins reelection in a landslide.
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My memory is not what it once was. Can someone please tell me which party got schlonged last week?
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My memory is not what it once was. Can someone please tell me which party got schlonged last week?
Ironically enough, the pro-schlonging party
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And BHO's pen and phone, too.
Perusing those fatuous boastful DU comments, I noticed that TMN doesn't have "Star Member" next to his DU-Name. Does that mean he won't be back on DU - assuming he didn't stroke out - till DU goes from Star-Members-Only Speak-Easy Mode to full public access? I've been looking forward to TMN's execrations of GOPpers and Fundie-Theocrats.
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And BHO's pen and phone, too.
Perusing those fatuous boastful DU comments, I noticed that TMN doesn't have "Star Member" next to his DU-Name. Does that mean he won't be back on DU - assuming he didn't stroke out - till DU goes from Star-Members-Only Speak-Easy Mode to full public access? I've been looking forward to TMN's execrations of GOPpers and Fundie-Theocrats.
Hopalong is not one of the Star -Bellied Sneetches?
Hey, Bob. Step up and buy a star, you useless free rider!
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Hopalong is not one of the Star -Bellied Sneetches?
Hey, Bob. Step up and buy a star, you useless free rider!
He is so unlikeable no one even bought a star for him.
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Here...
Rub this in.
(http://www.meoso.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/doc-vs-patented-preparation-v-butthurt-cream.jpg)
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True confession: my mole in the land of DUmb isn't a star member. I thought about this quite a bit as the election got close. I just couldn't make myself give them my monies. I also have a lot of effort invested in my troll and don't want to waste it, so a little time for the sting to lose it's punch might actually be a good thing. From time to time I have to remind myself of the mission of my mole, it's to keep me entertained, not to get burned on a suicide mission.
But I also didn't think the black-out would be this lengthy and I wasn't sure the Trump victory would be so complete. So here I am waiting for skinner to open up to the deplorables and only able to speculate what is left of the once mighty isle of skins.
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Pride goeth before the fall - a lesson the DUmmies apparently need to learn/re-learn
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So far no sign of the one foot wonder.
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Nothing in the obits, either.
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:28 PM
Egnever (18,785 posts)
5. I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised tomorrow
I don't think this is nearly as close as it looks in the polls.
This one was at least partially correct.
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...Constitutional transfer of power. We elect the electors. They meet in December and elect POTUS and VPOTUS. Trump can sit high up in trump tower and hold his breath until he turns blue. It will not change a thing.
Actually he's sitting high in his Trump Tower busy selecting his new cabinet, and I'm sure he's breathing easy.
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HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!
When times get tough, remember that and smile....and try to hide your schradenboner.
Yes, I plan on acting just like my leftist acquaintances did in 2008 & 2012. **** em!
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HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!
When times get tough, remember that and smile....and try to hide your schradenboner.
Yes, I plan on acting just like my leftist acquaintances did in 2008 & 2012. **** em!
Seconded and H5ed!
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HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!
When times get tough, remember that and smile....and try to hide your schradenboner.
Yes, I plan on acting just like my leftist acquaintances did in 2008 & 2012. **** em!
:lol:
Give 'em hell, Jukin.
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 01:34 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,071 posts)
With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible
OH, SNAP!
:nelson:
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OH, SNAP!
:nelson:
Masters Nemesis is probably still in the fetal position.
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Masters Nemesis is probably still in the fetal position.
Maybe I'll give him a call tomorrow, and see how he's doing.
(http://www.urbandogtraining.com.au/user/Image/Lab%20on%20phone.jpg)
"This is the Suicide Hotline. Do you need any help with that?"
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HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!
When times get tough, remember that and smile....and try to hide your schradenboner.
Yes, I plan on acting just like my leftist acquaintances did in 2008 & 2012. **** em!
Savor and enjoy that!
This was supposed to be The SHREW's moment of triumph, the culmination of decades of ruthless ambition! Think what The SHREW did to get to this point:
* Accumulated 10s of millions of pay-for-play dollars;
* Enabled and defended WJC's sexcapades and swallowed the implicit, "You're not good enough to satisfy me," message;
* Demonized WJC's sexual assault victims and mistresses (after he was done with them, never while he was doing them)
* Tried to evade FOIA and exposed a vast treasure trove of classified information to nations who hate us, and probably killing an unknown number of US agents;
* Refused to even try to rescue an American Ambassador and security personnel, ensuring their deaths in Benghazi.
And for all her ruthlessness and cruelty ... The SHREW. FELL. SHORT!!!
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Maybe I'll give him a call tomorrow, and see how he's doing.
(http://www.urbandogtraining.com.au/user/Image/Lab%20on%20phone.jpg)
"This is the Suicide Hotline. Do you need any help with that?"
OK Big Dog. That was good. H5!
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Hopatcong locked out of the DUmp??
Say it ain't so. How's he supposed to give a rousing stump speech while locked out?
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OK Big Dog. That was good. H5!
:cheersmate:
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Maybe I'll give him a call tomorrow, and see how he's doing.
(http://www.urbandogtraining.com.au/user/Image/Lab%20on%20phone.jpg)
"This is the Suicide Hotline. Do you need any help with that?"
"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, have someone press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mothership.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will be here to answer your call.
Thank you and have a nice day!"
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"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, have someone press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mothership.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will be here to answer your call.
Thank you and have a nice day!"
:cheersmate:
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Hopatcong locked out of the DUmp??
Say it ain't so. How's he supposed to give a rousing stump speech while locked out?
Heh. ISWYDT
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Hopatcong locked out of the DUmp??
Say it ain't so. How's he supposed to give a rousing stump speech while locked out?
The real reason Hillary lost: Ol' Bob didn't give enough stump speeches.
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Bob has a regret that at this time he only has one stump in for the cause.
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"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, have someone press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mothership.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will be here to answer your call.
Thank you and have a nice day!"
:lol:
That was good too! H5!
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Bob is busily drowning his sorrows by chowing down on a big stack of pancakes at his favorite restaurant: IHOP.
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Hey Bob! Your'e famous!
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/pj-gladnick/2016/11/18/democratic-underground-suffers-election-grief-shutdown
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Hey Bob! Your'e famous!
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/pj-gladnick/2016/11/18/democratic-underground-suffers-election-grief-shutdown
Heh! Saw that, this afternoon. :lmao:
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 01:34 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,071 posts)
With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible
I simply will not be a gracious winner. I want to see these bastards as miserable as possible. I am so pissed that they would put a complete homicidal maniac in the White House.
Being put through such a horrible campaign has to have consequences. God knows what kind of shit we would be drug through should they win this thing.
And now, turnabout is fair play. How's that feel Nemesis? You asked for it, you got it.
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A reminder for the lurking primitives--Trump crushed Cankles in an electoral landslide without any help from the Koch brothers. They didn't lift a finger to help him. The Koch brothers smear has been neutralized, swept off the table for the next eight years.
Going to have to come up with some new bogeymen.
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I hope he is enjoying his crow, cuz there is a lot more left.
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Anybody got a throw-away email address they wouldn't mind burning? Let the Jefferson County Democrat Party folk (http://jeffcodems.org/contact/) know of their fellow activist's fame.
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Anybody got a throw-away email address they wouldn't mind burning? Let the Jefferson County Democrat Party folk (http://jeffcodems.org/contact/) know of their fellow activist's fame.
Done!
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Done!
:thumbs: :coffee: :-) :coffee: :thumbs:
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Done!
Pretty sure they already know he was stumping for Hellary. :lmao:
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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 03:07 PM
TheMastersNemesis (6,079 posts)
It Is Going To Be A Rough Time Until The Final Results Are In. Why Not Complete Blowout Beyond Me.
It looks like a Hillary win. But I worry about the other races that are just as important. Comey may have ****ed the Demos on taking over House and having a bigger majority in the Senate.
This election should be a 15 point blow out with Hillary winning just about every state Trump is so bad. To think that we are risking putting in a man in the White House who should be in a jail or insane asylum is absolutely terrifying and sick.
Our country is so sick in so many ways I wonder about the longer term future. What is worse is that the GOP needs to be put down because we will not survive with that crowd if they had full power.
Having to wait and worry is just almost too much.
Premature isn't it? How is that upset feeling now?
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A reminder for the lurking primitives--Trump crushed Cankles in an electoral landslide without any help from the Koch brothers. They didn't lift a finger to help him. The Koch brothers smear has been neutralized, swept off the table for the next eight years.
Going to have to come up with some new bogeymen.
I never thought about that. However the Koch's are no longer needed as evil rich bogeymen. They got President-Elect Trump now. :lmao:
Expect the daily US military deaths and the true unemployment figures to be standard fare in the MSM newspapers now. Expect stories on the MSM nightly news about how hard the flyover folks are having trying to make ends meet. Now if Donald's advisors are smart... they will convince him to fly right to the place wherever the last MSM story was and blame the dems and their big government agenda for their plight. The MSM will have no choice but to cover it.
That right there would negate the MSM and make them look like the dem media wing that that they are.
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I feel like someone who had a fire in their house while on vacation. Notified by the local PD about the fire, they rush home to see what's left.
So when skinner opens her up to the rabble, what will the deplorables see? A gutted bi-level or a just a hole where the house once stood?
Oh the changing face of DU. My gut is telling me that old Bob isn't going to be the presence he once was. Too bad if this turns out to be the situation but maybe I'm wrong. Can he get his mojo back? Good question.
It's too bad that Manny's mental ward is so awful. The potential was there but the management doesn't run a very tight ship. It's a drift on the big blue sea with no direction or even a purpose that I can discern.
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I feel like someone who had a fire in their house while on vacation. Notified by the local PD about the fire, they rush home to see what's left.
So when skinner opens her up to the rabble, what will the deplorables see? A gutted bi-level or a just a hole where the house once stood?
Oh the changing face of DU. My gut is telling me that old Bob isn't going to be the presence he once was. Too bad if this turns out to be the situation but maybe I'm wrong. Can he get his mojo back? Good question.
It's too bad that Manny's mental ward is so awful. The potential was there but the management doesn't run a very tight ship. It's a drift on the big blue sea with no direction or even a purpose that I can discern.
I fully expect that there will be two tiers of DU. Simple economics dictates that. With Mrs. Skinner losing her sinecure, and probably not wanting to downsize in her lifestyle, Mr Skinner got to be the breadwinner in a major way now. Not to mention has to pay 2 employees as well.
Oh what to do if you actually got to be profitable in your business endeavor to keep the little lady happy? Absent Soros fully funding his website that gave us countless hours of amusement, what is he to do? Well one way is to try to incentivize your clientele to pay more. The other is to find other revenue streams, aka ads. Dummies are either notoriously poor or tight, so the only way I see for him to make the moola that he is used to is to do the above.
Mr. Skinner really has no resume. I ran the dump for the last 15 years? Ha! Yep I'm gonna hire him right now. :rotf: He never consistently opined there either so a gig as an opinion contributor at some other leftist website is out. I don't think he can code either so that is out. Go begging to Soros? Soros going to want a return on his investment and the dump just ain't it.
No... Skins is scared shitless. He actually has to put out a product that gets hits now. He is going to get a lesson in what all business owners across the country already know, it is damned tough to make it.
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Still no sign of Bob. Maybe he's on a pilgrimage to visit his dearly departed foot. I'll bet he had it buried, just like old Pete Kibble way back in 1917.
(https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/find-a-grave-prod/photos/2012/78/64358087_133221434463.jpg)
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I fully expect that there will be two tiers of DU. Simple economics dictates that. With Mrs. Skinner losing her sinecure, and probably not wanting to downsize in her lifestyle, Mr Skinner got to be the breadwinner in a major way now. Not to mention has to pay 2 employees as well.
Oh what to do if you actually got to be profitable in your business endeavor to keep the little lady happy? Absent Soros fully funding his website that gave us countless hours of amusement, what is he to do? Well one way is to try to incentivize your clientele to pay more. The other is to find other revenue streams, aka ads. Dummies are either notoriously poor or tight, so the only way I see for him to make the moola that he is used to is to do the above.
Mr. Skinner really has no resume. I ran the dump for the last 15 years? Ha! Yep I'm gonna hire him right now. :rotf: He never consistently opined there either so a gig as an opinion contributor at some other leftist website is out. I don't think he can code either so that is out. Go begging to Soros? Soros going to want a return on his investment and the dump just ain't it.
No... Skins is scared shitless. He actually has to put out a product that gets hits now. He is going to get a lesson in what all business owners across the country already know, it is damned tough to make it.
Skins will have to follow the Tucson Tart Financial Plan: earn $5 a trick sucking cock behind a Dumpster at the plasma center, and string macaroni necklaces at a sheltered workshop for minimum wage.
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It's too bad that Manny's mental ward is so awful. The potential was there but the management doesn't run a very tight ship. It's a drift on the big blue sea with no direction or even a purpose that I can discern.
I just discovered JPR a day or two after the election. It's one big word salad of random people with serious dissociative disorder as far as I can tell. Even within a thread, it's damn near impossible to determine what exactly a given poster is replying to, it's just all over the map. At least the DUmp is consistent in its stupidity, I'll give 'em that much
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An opinion contributor? Anything he writes is a six page snooze fest.
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I wouldn't assume the Soros money has completely dried up. If anything there are a lot fewer places to put it now that all the campaign season ads, PACs, and astroturf fake organizations have gone dormant for this election cycle.
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The DUmp should have taken the clue that DU went down shortly after Hillary canceled her fireworks. They knew what was coming and didn't tell ANYONE.
KC