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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on August 23, 2016, 04:13:18 PM
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NanceGreggs (21,226 posts)
FFS, Republicans – JUST SAY IT!!!
Just say it: â€We’re ****ed.â€
It won’t be late-breaking news, or even newsworthy at all. That’s because everyone knows you’re ****ed, and you know you’re ****ed, and you finally having the balls to admit you’re ****ed while everyone on the planet has known that all along won’t be a blip on the media radar screen.
Trust me – there’s nothing to fear here. If every single Republican stood outside their front door tomorrow morning and yelled, â€We’re ****ed!â€, no one would be shocked, surprised, or taken-aback in any way. People would just be relieved that you finally admitted it, instead of pretending all this time that you weren’t totally, inescapably, and oh-so-deserved ****ed.
When you’re down to party spokes-idiots claiming that we were never in Afghanistan before Obama led us there, it’s time to take a deep breath, call on whatever is left of your inner sanity, and say in unison â€We’re ****ed.â€
When your perennial favorite “mayor-of- NYC-on-9/11-big-ass-heroâ€, shows up to say there was never an attack on the US until Obama was in office, it’s time to pull yourself up by your bread-bags and just admit the bleedin’ obvious: â€We’re ****ed.â€
As your candidate-of-choice (and make no mistake, your party did choose him) hands out Play-Doh to flood victims in LA, instead of saying “he looks presidentialâ€, “he was there to helpâ€, “he’s showing leadershipâ€, you could say what everyone knows you’re thinking: â€We’re ****ed.â€
Come on, people. You’re promoting a candidate that loses your party votes every time he opens his mouth, and hasn’t expressed a single coherent thought since he entered the race. Even the extremely stupid are appalled by his extreme stupidity.
So just say it and be done with it: â€We’re ****ed!â€
No one will fault you for your honesty and candor (as late in coming as it may be), and you’ll be free of the pretence you have had to maintain all these many months. Think of the freedom of being able to say, openly and unabashedly, â€We’re ****ed!†instead of pretending you’re not. Think about escaping the chains that force you to make excuse after excuse for the words and actions of a complete idiot, when saying two short words – â€We’re ****ed!†– could free you from any obligation to do so.
So stand up, wrap your arms around each others shoulders, and say it loud, GOP: â€We’re ****ed!â€
Because you are. And the beauty part is the fact that whether you admit it or not, the whole world knows not only that you're ****ed, but that you ****ed yourselves.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512379883
More projection. Also, **** you too.
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Nance,
Down, girl. Don't want you to lose bladder control on the couch again!
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Nance,
Down, girl. Don't want you to lose bladder control on the couch again!
That took two weeks to get out of the cushions last time . . . :tongue:
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Wow.
The doc must've given Widder Nance some good drugs.
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Wow.
The doc must've given Widder Nance some good drugs.
Trump donates a tractor trailer full of supplies and she slams him for handing out silly putty. Meanwhile, King 3-putt can't be bothered to show up until today, ignoring what happened so he can play golf. IMAGINE if a Republican President had done that. Wait, Bush and Katrina. Nevermind.
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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:52 AM
Star Member msanthrope (35,312 posts)
6. I want to buy this post a drink. nt
Response to msanthrope (Reply #6)Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:54 AM
NanceGreggs (21,226 posts)
7. Virtual on-line drink accepted ...
... and appreciated.
What kind of person offers to buy a drunk a drink? Not any civilized person, I can assure you.
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That took two weeks to get out of the cushions last time . . . :tongue:
The old trout eats too much asparagus.
Too. much. asparagus.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Lt16qZcQ7wc/S-oo-69olII/AAAAAAAACHY/OP8X7W097xw/s320/cartoon-dog-puking.jpg)
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But we aren't ****ed.
We are armed, as you assclowns like to say, "to the teeth".
CMD
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Dukakis was up in a similar margin in '88.
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As your candidate-of-choice (and make no mistake, your party did choose him) hands out Play-Doh to flood victims in LA, instead of saying “he looks presidentialâ€, “he was there to helpâ€, “he’s showing leadershipâ€, you could say what everyone knows you’re thinking: â€We’re ****ed.â€
I love it when Libs & Progs beclown themselves!
Play Doh-Nations (http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-play-doh-lousiana/)
The GOP nominee has not yet issued a press release detailing what items he donated, nor how those donations were funded. ... But although Donald Trump did donate Play-Doh modeling clay to flood victims in Louisiana, this was not his only donation to those in need, as a video of Trump helping to unload a truck clearly shows that he donated much more than Play-Doh:
Embedded ABC News video
Play-Doh, diapers, baby formula, various toys, cleaning supplies and socks can be seen in the above-displayed video. A CNN report also noted (link) that Trump had donated blankets and school supplies.
In addition to questioning the contents of Trump's donation, some were skeptical that the candidate had donated anything at all, claiming that Trump merely helped to unload a truck of supplies donated by another organization. However, CNN and The Creole, the latter an online news source for Ascension Parish in Louisiana, reported (link) that Trump had "donated" an 18-wheeler full of supplies:
When a Hate-Trump hit-piece is so STOOOOOOOooo-pid that even Snopes does a debunker, it's world-class dumb!
:nelson:
:urmeds:
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I don`t usually take the advice of drunken lunatics Nance,but that is because I am sane and stuff.
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JeffR is so lucky to be dead and not have to hear her anymore.
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NanceGreggs (21,226 posts)
If every single Republican stood outside their front door tomorrow morning and yelled, â€We’re ****ed!â€
The only way I see this ever happening is if Hillary wins.
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JeffR is so lucky to be dead and not have to hear her anymore.
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:-)
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There are times when I think Sir William the Pittiful ghost writes for Nance.. This is one of those times.
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I don't know Nance this seems like a lot of projection as the lying whore you guys nominated just keeps digging herself deeper and deeper. Do you really think she can have every witness killed between now and Nov. Plus I'm not sure she's going to be able to hide her physical and mental deterioration (sp) much longer.
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UPI/CVoter poll: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump hold steady in virtual tie
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2016/08/23/UPICVoter-poll-Hillary-Clinton-Donald-Trump-hold-steady-in-virtual-tie/4241471961806/ (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2016/08/23/UPICVoter-poll-Hillary-Clinton-Donald-Trump-hold-steady-in-virtual-tie/4241471961806/)
Trump gains ground against Clinton, tracking poll finds
http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/trailguide/la-na-trailguide-updates-trump-gains-ground-against-clinton-1471817853-htmlstory.html (http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/trailguide/la-na-trailguide-updates-trump-gains-ground-against-clinton-1471817853-htmlstory.html)
Nance, the indiscriminate use of the word "****" a million times is very unattractive, immature writing, especially from a woman as old as you.
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Nance, the indiscriminate use of the word "****" a million times is very unattractive, immature writing, especially from a woman as old as you.
It's wishful thinking on her part . . . :whistling: She thinks that if she says the word enough times, maybe it'll happen to her . . . :whistling:
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Nance, the indiscriminate use of the word "****" a million times is very unattractive, immature writing, especially from a woman as old as you.
Uh huh. Widder Nance is no young 'un, that's for sure.
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It's wishful thinking on her part . . . :whistling: She thinks that if she says the word enough times, maybe it'll happen to her . . . :whistling:
'Beetlejuice' is one of her favorite movies!
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The Republicans really need to do as the Democrat party does and have their candidate selected long before the primary starts
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Not my mole.
There, I said it on the Internet, it must be true. 😀
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There are times when I think Sir William the Pittiful ghost writes for Nance.. This is one of those times.
They do share an affinity for F-Bombs.
I don't do victory Snoopy-dances until I've actually crossed the finish line. In the case at hand that happens November 9th.
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Nance, the indiscriminate use of the word "****" a million times is very unattractive, immature writing, especially from a woman as old as you.
That could aptly be said of a woman or man of pretty much any age.
(V)ery unattractive," you're rather kind. I'd just say "ugly".
"(I)mmature writing," again, rather kind. "Inarticulate" would be my choice of wording.
I'm not criticizing your comments. You're always kind, :whistling: , and I'm less so, :-) .
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JeffR is so lucky to be dead and not have to hear her anymore.
yet I still can't find that obituary after all this time - Nance has three sisters, and her sister Arlene's husband John did die in 2012. Cindy did refer to both of them in her blog:
I hate that it’s the holidays and my sister is without a home to celebrate. Super storm Sandy took her home and belongings, but thank God, not her spirit and determination. She is a survivor who makes me aspire to be a stronger person.
I hate that my sister is spending her first holiday season without her beloved husband. Though they didn’t celebrate in the traditional sense, they had their own special routines and they enjoyed them together. I hope she is able to find peace and strength in her memories.
so the first sister referenced must be Nance herself (homeless???) but still nothing on JiffyPoo. Her son Alex is raising holy hell with Ariana Grande, of all people, and is suing her:
http://perezhilton.com/2016-08-23-ariana-grande-alex-greggs-one-last-time-lawsuit#.V7-ZodQrJkg
his mouth is as foul as his mommy's.
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http://perezhilton.com/2016-08-23-ariana-grande-alex-greggs-one-last-time-lawsuit#.V7-ZodQrJkg
his mouth is as foul as his mommy's.
Given the latter point, if Ariana Grande's song isn't full of F-bombs that fact should be introduced as conclusive evidence that she and her peeps didn't rip off Alex's song.