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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on June 13, 2016, 08:00:41 PM
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http://jackpineradicals.org/showthread.php?13460-I-won-t-be-around-much-after-the-Fourth-of-July
Oh my.
Ho hum.
The Wizard of OS 06-10-2016, 07:43 PM #1
I won't be around much after the Fourth of July.
I'm having having surgery on my left hand. Thanks to arthritis they will remove some bones and move things like tendons around. I'll start therapy after 2 weeks.
Edit: They are doing a bone fusion too.
I may have my right hand done before the end of the year since our deductible is already met.
You know, poor dear Marta's medical insurance company sure seems to be putting a lot of money into a guy who's imminently terminal.
<<<didn't think insurance companies did things like this, because it's the same as throwing money away.
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If he has both hands done that ends his sex life forever.
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Didn't Obama suggest that these people just take a few pills and skip the wasted surgery?
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??? Isn't he under 60? I do a lot of hand work in my career, plus computer stuff (and more besides). He seems a bit young to be having arthritis problems in his hands. Not saying he isn't, just saying it's unusual.
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So he admits his drama queen "I`m dying" bullshit of the last year and a half is just an attention whoring thing.
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If I were dying, I sure as heck wouldn't subject myself to surgery unrelated to the reason I was dying. Just saying.
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??? Isn't he under 60? I do a lot of hand work in my career, plus computer stuff (and more besides). He seems a bit young to be having arthritis problems in his hands. Not saying he isn't, just saying it's unusual.
Several people I work with have hand and wrist problems along with some shoulder pain from our jobs. A lot of fine detail type work can do that.
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Several people I work with have hand and wrist problems along with some shoulder pain from our jobs. A lot of fine detail type work can do that.
I do have to be careful of my wrists, how I support fairly heavy things and when I work out with hand weights.
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Several people I work with have hand and wrist problems along with some shoulder pain from our jobs. A lot of fine detail type work can do that.
You forget, sir.
The big guy's job involved human solid body wastes, which probably didn't entail a whole lot of attention to painstaking detail.
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If he has both hands done that ends his sex life forever.
Nah, he'll just look like a bull elephant seal rubbing one off.
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The doctor is going to turn Steve's hands to flippers, making him a trans-walrus.
He'll look more like Zoidberg than he does now.
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Between the diabetic neuropathy and carpal tunnel, I can't imagine jerking off with a pair of numb meat flaps.
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If he has both hands done that ends his sex life forever.
^5, :cheersmate: :hi5: :thumbs: :cheers2: fd2003 ---> :nutkick: <--- OS
That made me laff.
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You forget, sir.
The big guy's job involved human solid body wastes, which probably didn't entail a whole lot of attention to painstaking detail.
His job may have involved picking corn, we just don't know for sure.
I'll leave now. :rofl:
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I noticed this was from the Jackoffpine site... So did he leave the dump voluntarily or get banned? Or forget the dump exists at all due to his terminal condition?
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Several people I work with have hand and wrist problems along with some shoulder pain from our jobs. A lot of fine detail type work can do that.
So true.
Most of my hand and arm pain comes from the compressed nerves in my neck, it sucks. My hands will lock up.
The hand pain can simply be unbearable at times, I will rush to the sink and run hot water over my hands trying to get the pain to let up.
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He posted it again in case anyone missed it the first time.
Or maybe he just forgot.
Fri Jun 17, 2016, 08:27 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (63,912 posts)
A heads up I will be gone for a while after the 4th of July
I'm having reconstruction surgery on my left hand. It will be in an immobilizing splint for a couple months. After 2 weeks I'll start therapy. And I will be on pain meds for a while, so I won't be driving.
I know I was able to post a little after all three of my shoulder surgeries. So I will just have to see how it goes.
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Is the big guy still dying ?
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Is the big guy still dying ?
It would seem as if that has been put on hold . . . :whistling: :whatever:
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His job may have involved picking corn, we just don't know for sure.
I'll leave now. :rofl:
Doubtful. Gorillas don't possess the fine motor skills that humans do. If you'e ever seen the Big Guy, you'll see he's at least one quarter gorilla.
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Bumping this as a reminder that Big Steve won't be around much, didn't want anyone to worry.
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Poor guy. Left and then right hand? just end it, dude. There is no reason to go on. :fuelfire:
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From the jackhole radicals yesterday, they actually stickied this post
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/i-need-a-yuge-favor-tomorrow-july-5th/
July 4, 2016 at 12:00 pm
I need a YUGE favor tomorrow July 5th
Marta is very worried about my left hand surgery tomorrow. When the orthopedic surgeon went over what he will be doing, it has bothered her ever since. I will be losing some movement. It will be worth it to end the pain. :idea: Then after Thanksgiving I’ll be doing my right hand. Arthritis sucks.
Just send her a note that everything will be fine: MartaLCD
My surgery will be 3 hours. I should be recovering by noon CDT.
For those that don’t know I’m terminally ill with FTD. I’m a DNR.
Omaha Steve AKA Wizard of OS
AKA giant douche.
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From the jackhole radicals yesterday, they actually stickied this post
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/i-need-a-yuge-favor-tomorrow-july-5th/
AKA giant douche.
He's "terminally ill" with a florist? :whistling: :confused:
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From the jackhole radicals yesterday, they actually stickied this post
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/i-need-a-yuge-favor-tomorrow-july-5th/
AKA giant douche.
Why is the Omaha Orca having surgery? The doctor could simply duct tape plastic spoons to his hands so he can eat and pick his nose.
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Why is the Omaha Orca having surgery? The doctor could simply duct tape plastic spoons to his hands so he can eat and pick his nose.
He'll demand sporks for the truckloads of mini-tacos.
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He'll demand sporks for the truckloads of mini-tacos.
And Marta will be serenaded by, "Ow, my eye!"
<two seconds later>
"Ow, my eye!"
<two seconds later>
"Ow, my eye!"
Steve would look like that starfish from Sponge Bob.
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And Marta will be serenaded by, "Ow, my eye!"
<two seconds later>
"Ow, my eye!"
<two seconds later>
"Ow, my eye!"
Steve would look like that starfish from Sponge Bob.
He doesn't look like that already?!
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He doesn't look like that already?!
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I see what you mean.
Maybe Marta should just put socks on his hands and call him "Patrick".
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July 6, 2016 at 1:55 pm
Recovering from my surgery
I won’t be on much for a few days. I had thumb and carpol tunnel surgeries done yesterday. The doctor put 2 steel pins in. That wasn’t planned. I’m on pain meds.
Please keep my room active in my absence.
WOS
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:naughty: :o They do surgery on carpool tunnels? :o :naughty:
:-)
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He has posted 5 OPs since his post earlier today saying that he wouldn't be posting much.
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He has posted 5 OPs since his post earlier today saying that he wouldn't be posting much.
Libs only have a passing interest in the truth.
They never let it get in the way of a good story, or their agenda.
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July 6, 2016 at 1:55 pm
Recovering from my surgery
I won’t be on much for a few days. I had thumb and carpol tunnel surgeries done yesterday. The doctor put 2 steel pins in. That wasn’t planned. I’m on pain meds.
Please keep my room active in my absence.
WOS
The doctors got that all backwards for dealing with carpal tunnel. Under Obamacare the correct steps for fixing carpal tunnel are:
1. Pain meds
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Ya gotta understand the tough position the Omaha Orca is in! He's around so much that he has to remind people, frequently, that he won't be around much.
"Pain meds" = OTC aspirin, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, naproxen.
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Ya gotta understand the tough position the Omaha Orca is in! He's around so much that he has to remind people, frequently, that he won't be around much.
"Pain meds" = OTC aspirin, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, naproxen.
And medicinal Twinkies. He self-medicates.
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SVPete, I was going to say "Dollar General brand aspirin." :lmao: GMTA
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SVPete, I was going to say "Dollar General brand aspirin." :lmao: GMTA
Definitely! Store-brand and generic only on ObamaDON'TCare!
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He has posted 5 OPs since his post earlier today saying that he wouldn't be posting much.
LOL!!!!