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Title: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: BattleHymn on May 24, 2016, 04:10:43 PM
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Mon May 23, 2016, 12:24 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (8,688 posts)

Bleach is the miracle chemical.

Scrubbed the tub insert and tub today and put up a new shower curtain- the latest project in my home improvement binge. I wish I would have known about bleach earlier. I thought it was for laundry type stuff, but it will take care of a multitude of cleaning projects. It took the mildew off of my vinyl siding and the mold off of my front door and tub insert. Our basement is wet at times and we had some mold there as well. Bleach, the miracle chemical, took care of it.

I'm thinking my next project is going to be the lawn mower. Last year we couldn't get it to start and determined that the carburetor was gummed up. Instead of fixing it (I didn't feel like mowing anyway), I hired a guy to mow the lawn for us. He's not expensive, $20 a mow, but if I invest a little money in my lawn mower I can keep that $20 in my pocket.

Then, a helpful primitive, doing the cave's work, offers a helpful suggestion to Tubby Tobin.  The post gets hidden, but we can gather from the context clues what was suggested:

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Mon May 23, 2016, 01:32 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (8,688 posts)
3. Yeah, I heard about that.

I'm not that gung-ho, though. I just cut it with water and soap.

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Mon May 23, 2016, 01:37 PM
Star Member Wounded Bear (8,392 posts)
4. No, no, no...

mixing bleach and ammonia forms toxic fumes, very toxic fumes.

Don't do it.

 :rotf:

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Mon May 23, 2016, 08:32 PM
glitterbag (39 posts)
13. please don't do this

I know this is a joke and you assume everyone understands that mixing ammonia with bleach creates a toxic gas, but not everybody does. It should be common knowledge, but sadly not everybody does. I actually know this is toxic but still tried to clean a litter box (sans litter) with a little bleach to get the debris out of the cat scratches on the bottom, and when the bleach hit the pan, I almost passed out. The fumes hit you like a brick. It was stupid, I should have remembered that cat urine is full of ammonia, but carelessly did it anyway. I thought since i had dumped the litter and rinsed the box with water is would be ok. Boy did I make a mistake. Luckily I was cleaning the box in the garage and had quick access outside, it's amazingly overpowering. Not trying to b a buzz-kill, just worried someone might try this.

So close!  Maybe we should put Tubby Tobin on a wildcard for the deadpool. 
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: Delmar on May 24, 2016, 04:40:56 PM
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Scrubbed the tub insert and tub today and put up a new shower curtain- the latest project in my home improvement binge.

Wow!  Those are some pretty impressive home improvement projects.  Next thing you know he'll be tackling a major project like sweeping out the garage or doing the dishes.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: thundley4 on May 24, 2016, 04:58:05 PM
A little help for the DUmmie. Regular CokeTM does great at cleaning shower walls, sinks and toilets. Adding a little bleach when doing the toilet gets a much deeper clean.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 24, 2016, 05:02:41 PM
I think we're missing the point here.

DUmmy Tobin S. isn't talking about cleaning products or jobs around the house.

The purpose of this thread is for him to brag about his wealth, now that he's a college graduate and all.

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He's not expensive, $20 a mow
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: USA4ME on May 24, 2016, 05:26:51 PM
Tobin, bleach is especially good at cleaning lawnmower carburetors and, if you treat it nicely with respect, you might convince a bottle of bleach to mow your lawn.  :wink:

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Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on May 24, 2016, 05:30:21 PM
Tobin, bleach is especially good at cleaning lawnmower carburetors and, if you treat it nicely with respect plus a little weed and the promise of a good lay, you might convince a bottle of bleach to mow your lawn.  :wink:

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Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 24, 2016, 06:41:29 PM
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Mon May 23, 2016, 12:24 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (8,688 posts)

Bleach is the miracle chemical.

Scrubbed the tub insert and tub today and put up a new shower curtain- the latest project in my home improvement binge. I wish I would have known about bleach earlier. I thought it was for laundry type stuff, but it will take care of a multitude of cleaning projects. It took the mildew off of my vinyl siding and the mold off of my front door and tub insert. Our basement is wet at times and we had some mold there as well. Bleach, the miracle chemical, took care of it.

I'm thinking my next project is going to be the lawn mower. Last year we couldn't get it to start and determined that the carburetor was gummed up. Instead of fixing it (I didn't feel like mowing anyway), I hired a guy to mow the lawn for us. He's not expensive, $20 a mow, but if I invest a little money in my lawn mower I can keep that $20 in my pocket.

Tubbs, Tubbs, Tubbs.  SMH.  How freaking old are you?  You did not know that bleach has multiple uses?  Really?  And then you can't buy a replacement carb for your mower and put it on?  (never mind the fact it was probably the ethanol federal government mandates that ate your carb).

SMDH.

OK Tubbs... I kinda gave you a pass cause you do have a job and you tried to better yourself.  Unfortunately I now have proof positive that you are just too damned stupid to live.  I'm guessing the college you went to gave you a degree just to get you out of there.

 :mental:

Join the rest of the dummies and just off yourself.  The USA would be better off.

Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: Carl on May 24, 2016, 08:46:45 PM
Do people really think Junior Samples is actually out in the real world and living on his own?
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: BamaMoose on May 25, 2016, 01:05:35 AM
How can someone who supposedly drives truck for a living not know how to get a lawnmower running?  I know a fair number of truck drivers and they tend to be very good mechanics because they need to know if their equipment is running properly and if not what's wrong. Maybe the reason he's doing loading and yard work is because he kept tearing up trucks and trailers.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 25, 2016, 12:10:29 PM
It will blow his mind when he finds out baking soda is just not only for baking.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 25, 2016, 05:39:54 PM
It will blow his mind when he finds out baking soda is just not only for baking.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that made me LOL!!! H5!!!
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on May 25, 2016, 05:40:18 PM
It will blow his mind when he finds out baking soda is just not only for baking.

When I have an upset stomach, my cure, better than alka-seltzer is half glass of water, several teaspoons of vinegar and baking soda (about 1/4 teaspoon). Mix in the baking soda, it fizzes up, drink it in one go, burp my guts out a few minutes later and voila, I feel better.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 25, 2016, 05:48:11 PM
When I have an upset stomach, my cure, better than alka-seltzer is half glass of water, several teaspoons of vinegar and baking soda (about 1/4 teaspoon). Mix in the baking soda, it fizzes up, drink it in one go, burp my guts out a few minutes later and voila, I feel better.

You just had to say that.  Now Tubbs is going to do it and cause a belch tsunami that will wipe out the whole town.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on May 25, 2016, 05:56:05 PM
You just had to say that.  Now Tubbs is going to do it and cause a belch tsunami that will wipe out the whole town.   :tongue:

My oldest daughter, when she was much younger, didn't want anything to do with it. I finally talked her into it and her reaction was, "Holy crap, THAT WORKS!". Now she swears by it.
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 25, 2016, 06:47:12 PM
You just had to say that.  Now Tubbs is going to do it and cause a belch tsunami that will wipe out the whole town.   :tongue:

It'll resemble the Nevada Atomic Bomb Tests . . . With the shockwave . . .
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: Karin on May 27, 2016, 01:39:00 PM
Wow!  Those are some pretty impressive home improvement projects.  Next thing you know he'll be tackling a major project like sweeping out the garage or doing the dishes.

 :rotf:  I know, right?  If he does a load of laundry, he'll hop on to DU and make a thread about it. 
Title: Re: Tubby Tobin discovers household cleaning products
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 28, 2016, 11:41:16 AM
If you remember DUmmy Tobin S. over the years in the DUmp's nuthatch forum, you understand why these projects are a big deal to him.