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Title: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: CC27 on March 23, 2016, 09:54:50 AM: Quote
Octafish (52,750 posts)

What if the COUNTRY were like DU?

You know, where 80-percent are for Bernie?

And the only ones saying it isn't so are the people counting votes -- pollsters and the descendants of Diebold and the Urosevich brothers?

Just a thought, seeing how all of a sudden there are so many posts "concerned" about DUers who are concerned about their votes actually being, you know, "counted."

That is a scary thought.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511559182
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: Big Dog on March 23, 2016, 10:08:19 AM: Quote
octo*****

What if the COUNTRY were like DU?

We're getting there, asshole. We're getting there.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: Carl on March 23, 2016, 10:17:53 AM: It would be old,white,stoned,stupid and bankrupt within a day as everyone lined up to board the gravy train but no one could ever picture themselves building the tracks.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: FlaGator on March 23, 2016, 10:19:04 AM: We'd all dish towels on our heads and speak arabic.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 23, 2016, 10:39:55 AM: Imagine Detroit but the entire country that way.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 23, 2016, 10:45:10 AM: Quote from: Carl on March 23, 2016, 10:17:53 AM
It would be old,white,stoned,stupid and bankrupt within a day as everyone lined up to board the gravy train but no one could ever picture themselves building the tracks.

You win the Interwebz with that one! Can't be topped!
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: SVPete on March 23, 2016, 11:26:10 AM: Quote
Octafish (52,750 posts)

What if the COUNTRY were like DU?

You know, where 80-percent are for Bernie?

Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on March 23, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
Imagine Detroit but the entire country that way.

I was thinking mid-1930s USSR - Gulags still gaining speed, selective government-caused famines (Kansas & Nebraska?), a bit of ethnic cleansing (Volga Germans ---> US Jews). Yeppers, a real dystopian paradise!
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 23, 2016, 11:58:17 AM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on March 23, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
Imagine Detroit but the entire country that way.

:II:
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: Fourwinds on March 23, 2016, 12:01:35 PM: Quote from: FlaGator on March 23, 2016, 10:19:04 AM
We'd all dish towels on our heads and speak arabic.

Assuming you would still be alive.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 23, 2016, 10:37:05 PM: A nation full of injustice collectors and/or people pleasers. That is what DUmmies are. :mental:

Injustice Collectors
http://www.psybersquare.com/family/family_injustice.html

People Pleasers
http://www.psybersquare.com/family/family_pleaser.html
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 24, 2016, 07:49:05 AM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on March 23, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
Imagine Detroit but the entire country that way.
Excellent point!
Also,
Child pornography would be fully legalized, while quoting the Bible in public (Including at a worship service, assuming those haven't been outlawed yet by the time the DUmmies were done) would be a felony.
Tobacco, salt, sugar, corn syrup, and any non- vegan foods would be illegal, yet marijuana, cocaine, PCP, LSD, crystal meth, and God knows how many other drugs would all be fully legal.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: Big Dog on March 24, 2016, 10:06:57 AM: Quote from: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 24, 2016, 07:49:05 AM
Excellent point!
Also,
Child pornography would be fully legalized, while quoting the Bible in public (Including at a worship service, assuming those haven't been outlawed yet by the time the DUmmies were done) would be a felony.
Tobacco, salt, sugar, corn syrup, and any non- vegan foods* would be illegal, yet marijuana, cocaine, PCP, LSD, crystal meth, and God knows how many other drugs would all be fully legal.

*except Cheetos.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 24, 2016, 07:24:10 PM: Quote
Octafish (52,750 posts)

What if the COUNTRY were like DU?

Then we would be Greece with obumbles strutting around like Kim Jong Un of North Korea.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on March 24, 2016, 08:01:18 PM: If the country was like DU I would mine my 40 acres and its Mule. As it is, I have to burn powder to shy them away.
Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
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Title: Re: What if the COUNTRY were like DU?
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