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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 23, 2016, 05:08:35 PM
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Oh my.
Someone help me out here, please.
This is from DU Jr., and I believe the primitive had been exiled from Skins's island for some reason or another. This was a guy who was "married" to another guy. I think he lived down over in North Carolina. He did something really mean and nasty to his dog once, but memory fails to recall what it was.
His "wife" apparently is using the demised primitive's account and screen-name.
http://www.discussionist.com/1016170581
backwoodsbob (660 posts) Tue Feb 23, 2016, 04:57 PM
my husband loved this place
I came home so many nights from work to see him here.
Thank you to everyone here,,,you made his last days .....I cant think of a way other than to say you made his last days happy
liberalguy (4,917 posts) Tue Feb 23, 2016, 05:02 PM
1. We're very sorry for your loss - we miss him too.
backwoodsbob (660 posts) Tue Feb 23, 2016, 05:10 PM
5. He committed suicide
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Okay, I searched "backwoodsbob" here, there's one page of results, and they're all jewels.
"primitives go ballistic at dog-breeding backwoods primitive"
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99308.0
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When a primitive dies the angels sing and the demons dance for joy as another joins them in Hell.
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When a primitive dies the angels sing and the demons dance for joy as another joins them in Hell.
Like a Klingon without all that wretched screaming.
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my husband loved this place
Well, I guess ole bob was a pitcher.
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Well, I guess ole bob was a pitcher.
Had to be catcher, having to keep going back to the urgent care to get your butt hole stitched up over and over again would be enough to go suicidal I would think
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(http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1438660438/wellbye.jpg)
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backwoodsbob (660 posts) Tue Feb 23, 2016, 05:10 PM
5. He committed suicide
Sorry for your loss. My condolences to you.
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Just checked out the Dead DUmmy forum, and 2015 was a great year!
Fourteen dead DUmmies! A new DUmp record, and so far as we know not one of them croaked at coach's hand.
But backwoodbuggery will be only the second dead one in 2016, so they need to pick up the pace.
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Sorry for your loss. My condolences to you.
I agree. Suicide is devastating for those left behind. DUmmies or no DUmmies, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
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> He did something really mean and nasty to his dog once, but memory fails to recall what it was
When dealing with a "bone in" it's best to find it at the supermarket rather then your own pet dog. Loving your pets is not always literal.
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I agree. Suicide is devastating for those left behind. DUmmies or no DUmmies, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
I think I might wish it on my ex. :rotf:
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But backwoodbuggery will be only the second dead one in 2016, so they need to pick up the pace.
Well, it would help if the big guy kept his promise.
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I think I might wish it on my ex. :rotf:
Fair enough. :rotf:
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(http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1438660438/wellbye.jpg)
Yep.
backwoodsbob (660 posts) Tue Feb 23, 2016, 05:10 PM
5. He committed suicide
Translated into (D)Ummie:
Murdered, by eeevuhl gUnZ!!! that jumped out of the drawer and opened multi-round automatic fire.
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Where's the obit?:
Bob died this evening
He asked that I post here
Posted by backwoodsbob | Tue Feb 16, 2016, 12:31 AM (45 replies)
he killed himself about a week ago and you'd think the wife would've been very upset and it sounds like here that she knew he was going to kill himself beforehand.
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Where's the obit?:
he killed himself about a week ago and you'd think the wife would've been very upset and it sounds like here that she knew he was going to kill himself beforehand.
Good evening, madam.
But I thought the she was a he too, like Bob.
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Ooops, I messed up.
His widow in fact is a she.
<<<apparently got backwoodsbob mixed up with a queer primitive, hillbillybob or something like that, and that they live in adjacent southern states added to my confusion.
Sorry.
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Good evening, madam.
But I thought the she was a he too, like Bob.
It's an honest mistake when dealing with primitives.
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In case one wants to see what a rectal aperture who's mean to animals looks like:
comment 3115:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3100
And for whatever reasons--I have no idea--people have been ignoring the comments about other primitives immediately preceding this one, so please when looking, scroll up, too.
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Another DU winner.
Feel the Bern!
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Ooops, I messed up.
His widow in fact is a she.
But we don't know what gender it identifies as.
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But we don't know what gender it identifies as.
Use this term, then:
"It."
:whistling:
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Probably just realized that the Bern is going to lose the primary to Shillery.
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I could have sworn that Backwoodsbob was queer as a three dollar bill. Unless he just said that to get DUmp cred. Who knows?
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I could have sworn that Backwoodsbob was queer as a three dollar bill. Unless he just said that to get DUmp cred. Who knows?
On the down low? Wouldn't be the first time (see Barack and Reggie, sittin' in a tree...)
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DUmmies often refer to their husband or wife as "their partner" just to fit in with the cool kids of DU. It's like they're ashamed to be hetero.
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I could have sworn that Backwoodsbob was queer as a three dollar bill. Unless he just said that to get DUmp cred. Who knows?
Well, now, there's gender-fluidity. Awaken a man, be a woman by noon, and back to a man for Miller Time.
Then there's all those weird genders in between.