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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on January 05, 2016, 03:00:13 PM
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Star Member justiceischeap (12,606 posts)
Close to being evicted, I'm asking for help
I got laid off in November (right before Thanksgiving) and haven't had much luck finding a full-time job so I am in the process of setting up my web development freelance business. I've gotten a couple of clients but my savings have run out and the landlady is knocking on the door and so is the bank for my car loan. I also lost my roommate right before all this happened and haven't had luck in that area either.
Anything you can do to help me catch up before I get kicked out or lose my car would be much appreciated. Living in the DC metro area isn't cheap and net 30 terms (my client will pay me at the end of January) are hard to deal with at the moment.
I hate having to ask for help but can't see any other way around it at the moment (I've sold most of the stuff I have that's worth anything to cover December).
Any and all help would be appreciated.
https://www.youcaring.com/jennifer-huls-497774
Yadda yadda broke yadda yadda hard times... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027500061)
It seems to me that in the Bush years, there were way more DUmmies and way fewer beggars. Now, after 8 years of 0bummer, there are fewer active DUmmies but WAY more beggars.
Being a scientist, I have to consider many possible reasons for the high ratio of DUmmy beggars so deep into the legacy of their Lord and Savior:
1. The DUmmies are getting older and more infirm, and are finally tapped out. Maybe so, but then again, several of the beggars have been of prime working age, though not
necessarily of working potential (see: Pam Dawson, who has demonstrated the willingness to simultaneously brag about her wealth AND beg, without complaint from others).
2. The newer-vintage DUmmies are worse off than the older-vintage DUmmies. A distinct possibility, since the 0loser victories in 08 and 12 have embolded many losers to come out of the woodwork.
3. More DUmmies have caught on to the choice grifting opportunities afforded by DU. Also plausible, since they've demonstrated since Scamdy that large amounts of money can be extracted from liberal suckers.
4. Times are actually worse for everyone under 0bummer.Possibly, but many of us have prospered, anyway, and indeed so have many DUmmies. Compare DFW: he is preceded into each room he enters by the smells of jet exhaust and foie gras farts.
5. Times are actually worse for underskilled morons who still think they're better than everyone else. This is by far the most plausible option, and the one I support. DUmmies are stupid, lazy, and self-righteous, a lethal triumvirate when one os only skilled for hourly labor.
There is another explanation, to which I often subscribe:
6. **** liberals.
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justiceischeap
Living in the DC metro area isn't cheap
Right in Skinner's backyard. I say show up at his front door with camera phone rolling and ask to stay with him. What have you got to lose?
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Star Member justiceischeap (12,606 posts)
Close to being evicted, I'm asking for help
I got laid off in November (right before Thanksgiving) and haven't had much luck finding a full-time job so I am in the process of setting up my web development freelance business. I've gotten a couple of clients but my savings have run out and the landlady is knocking on the door and so is the bank for my car loan. I also lost my roommate right before all this happened and haven't had luck in that area either.
Anything you can do to help me catch up before I get kicked out or lose my car would be much appreciated. Living in the DC metro area isn't cheap and net 30 terms (my client will pay me at the end of January) are hard to deal with at the moment.
I hate having to ask for help but can't see any other way around it at the moment (I've sold most of the stuff I have that's worth anything to cover December).
Any and all help would be appreciated.
https://www.youcaring.com/jennifer-huls-497774
I understand the gun manufacturing and gun selling industry is on fire. Lots of opportunity for employment there.
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I understand the gun manufacturing and gun selling industry is on fire. Lots of opportunity for employment there.
The gun testing industry is always looking for liberals, too. Just have to look into the barrel and pull the trigger, to see if the bullets come out as designed.
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I was going to suggest Jennifer shake that old moneymaker to get some cash (until I saw the picture on her begging site). Stevenumbers might hit it but I'm pretty sure he's broke too.
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Obviously the DUmmie doesn't understand that he is already saved:
1) Elect Obama
2) Nirvana!
If the DUmmie is dissatisfied it is only because he is racist against a black POTUS.
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Yadda yadda broke yadda yadda hard times... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027500061)
It seems to me that in the Bush years, there were way more DUmmies and way fewer beggars. Now, after 8 years of 0bummer, there are fewer active DUmmies but WAY more beggars.
Being a scientist, I have to consider many possible reasons for the high ratio of DUmmy beggars so deep into the legacy of their Lord and Savior:
1. The DUmmies are getting older and more infirm, and are finally tapped out. Maybe so, but then again, several of the beggars have been of prime working age, though not
necessarily of working potential (see: Pam Dawson, who has demonstrated the willingness to simultaneously brag about her wealth AND beg, without complaint from others).
2. The newer-vintage DUmmies are worse off than the older-vintage DUmmies. A distinct possibility, since the 0loser victories in 08 and 12 have embolded many losers to come out of the woodwork.
3. More DUmmies have caught on to the choice grifting opportunities afforded by DU. Also plausible, since they've demonstrated since Scamdy that large amounts of money can be extracted from liberal suckers.
4. Times are actually worse for everyone under 0bummer.Possibly, but many of us have prospered, anyway, and indeed so have many DUmmies. Compare DFW: he is preceded into each room he enters by the smells of jet exhaust and foie gras farts.
5. Times are actually worse for underskilled morons who still think they're better than everyone else. This is by far the most plausible option, and the one I support. DUmmies are stupid, lazy, and self-righteous, a lethal triumvirate when one os only skilled for hourly labor.
There is another explanation, to which I often subscribe:
6. **** liberals.
I think that this comment describes it all. I've got something that I'm going to post in the Politics forum that describes what you summed up rather nicely, and got a H5 from me for.
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Laid off for just over a month and despite unemployment payments is now destitute.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :whatever:
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I was going to suggest Jennifer shake that old moneymaker to get some cash (until I saw the picture on her begging site). Stevenumbers might hit it but I'm pretty sure he's broke too.
She looks like a shaved Miles Mcinnes.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d9u-Ls2x188/hqdefault.jpg)
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Right in Skinner's backyard. I say show up at his front door with camera phone rolling and ask to stay with him. What have you got to lose?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
H5 USA4ME!!!!
Laid off for just over a month and despite unemployment payments is now destitute.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :whatever:
"Laid off" is dummiespeak for failed a piss test and got fired for cause. If you can't find a job in or around DC you either don't want to work or your work history is so terrible nobody, including the federal government, will hire you.
So far there are 3 donations... all supposedly from DU. $25, $25, and $100. I bet the $100 is a false flag. $150 out of $3000.
obamamoney only goes so far I guess.
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My understanding is of you are laid off, you can apply for unemployment. If the dummy is begging, this might be a red flag to anyone with some sense as that would mean there could be more to the story.
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Right in Skinner's backyard. I say show up at his front door with camera phone rolling and ask to stay with him. What have you got to lose?
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I agree. Tell him you just got here from Syria, that you need a place to stay, and if he asks for proof, call him a racist blue eyed white devil.
:lmao:
CMD
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Star Member justiceischeap (12,606 posts)
Close to being evicted, I'm asking for help
Yeah, well rent isn't. :loser:
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From the DUmmy's web site:
"I work with small businesses, large corporations as well as fellow designer’s—which means I have resources for larger projects. Cool how that works out, huh? Whether it’s consulting, designing concepts for others to code or working on a project from start to finish, I can be found at my desk daily creating better web sites for all sorts."
What resources?
http://leadbellydesign.com/about-me/
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Resume from her website:
http://leadbellydesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jenhuls-resume-2013-web.pdf (http://leadbellydesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jenhuls-resume-2013-web.pdf)
Worked at PETA, NPR and PBS. Named her company LeadBelly. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?
Yeppers I am gonna hire this loon tomorrow. :rotf:
If I hit the lottery tonite I might hire her.... to come up with a replacement for "Beef! Its what for dinner!" :lmao:
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Resume from her website:
http://leadbellydesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jenhuls-resume-2013-web.pdf (http://leadbellydesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jenhuls-resume-2013-web.pdf)
Worked at PETA, NPR and PBS. Named her company LeadBelly. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?
Yeppers I am gonna hire this loon tomorrow. :rotf:
If I hit the lottery tonite I might hire her.... to come up with a replacement for "Beef! Its what for dinner!" :lmao:
Actually, I'm going to win the lottery tonight, and I'm going to promptly hire to do work for another 3-letter organization...
NRA
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Actually, I'm going to win the lottery tonight, and I'm going to promptly hire to do work for another 3-letter organization...
NRA
Damn. Another two dollars shot to hell! :rant:
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Wonder how it chokes down that work from large corporations.
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Actually, I'm going to win the lottery tonight, and I'm going to promptly hire to do work for another 3-letter organization...
NRA
Dear notaDUmmy,
I've been your biggest fan for years, but have recently fallen upon hard times. My job expects me to show up on time but I'm tired of that. I want to have a job where I don't do anything but get paid for everything. I figure an opening as your internet consultant would be ok, for $250k per quarter, paid in advance. Since you're going to win the lottery tonight, I gave notice this afternoon and will start for you on Monday morning. How much vacation and sick time do I get?
Of course, I'll be working from the beach house on Fiji which you'll have to pay for since it's corporate related, as well as the expenses involved for all the 20 year old topless island girls I'll have, uh, "working" for me. A car would be good as well as beach internet access. I'll need an additional $5,000,000 for these expenses.
My family is in need of about $10,000,000 in medical treatment. Please deposit that into my checking account and I'll make sure all bills get paid. I'll let you know eventually what their medical problems are provided I remember to tell you.
Again, I'm your biggest fan. Please help a brother out by remembering me.
Sincerely,
Manny Gol...wait...
PGR
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Dear notaDUmmy,
I've been your biggest fan for years, but have recently fallen upon hard times. My job expects me to show up on time but I'm tired of that. I want to have a job where I don't do anything but get paid for everything. I figure an opening as your internet consultant would be ok, for $250k per quarter, paid in advance. Since you're going to win the lottery tonight, I gave notice this afternoon and will start for you on Monday morning. How much vacation and sick time do I get?
Of course, I'll be working from the beach house on Fiji which you'll have to pay for since it's corporate related, as well as the expenses involved for all the 20 year old topless island girls I'll have, uh, "working" for me. A car would be good as well as beach internet access. I'll need an additional $5,000,000 for these expenses.
My family is in need of about $10,000,000 in medical treatment. Please deposit that into my checking account and I'll make sure all bills get paid. I'll let you know eventually what their medical problems are provided I remember to tell you.
Again, I'm your biggest fan. Please help a brother out by remembering me.
Sincerely,
Manny Gol...wait...
PGR
H5!!!
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So far there are 3 donations... all supposedly from DU. $25, $25, and $100. I bet the $100 is a false flag. $150 out of $3000.
obamamoney only goes so far I guess.
Well here it is two whole days later and the total is.... $150.00!
Something tells me the dummie is gonna be using alternate transportation on her way to the sally. :lmao:
Maybe she should take that money and buy a grayhound ticket to LadyFreedom's abode in Tucson or where ever it is. LFR knows all the good sallys in the area.
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Well here it is two whole days later and the total is.... $150.00!
Something tells me the dummie is gonna be using alternate transportation on her way to the sally. :lmao:
Maybe she should take that money and buy a grayhound ticket to LadyFreedom's abode in Tucson or where ever it is. LFR knows all the good sallys in the area.
I think they ought to show up on skinners front door and sleep on the porch if needed. then document what he does to get rid of them. sympathy for the homeless and all that.
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I think they ought to show up on skinners front door and sleep on the porch if needed. then document what he does to get rid of them. sympathy for the homeless and all that.
I do have a suggestion for the dummie when she gets shown the great outdoors of DC by her landlady. She can catch a bus over to 1600 Pennsylvania ave, hop the fence and tell the nice men that greet her that michelle invited her to stay there until she gets on her feet. She won't have to worry about lodging or meals for a long time after that.
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7 years into the Obama economy and they STILL don't ****ing get it.
****'em all. Let'em starve. We need to thin out the herd of DUmbass voters.
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I do have a suggestion for the dummie when she gets shown the great outdoors of DC by her landlady. She can catch a bus over to 1600 Pennsylvania ave, hop the fence and tell the nice men that greet her that michelle invited her to stay there until she gets on her feet. She won't have to worry about lodging or meals for a long time after that.
Lobster and arugula delivered to the Lincoln Bedroom. What could be better?
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Idiots like these DEMOCRATS. You reading DUmmies? Because I see a lot of the same shit from you idiots. I.e. your bullshit on the 1st amendment being limited JUST THE OTHER DAY! You aren't Americans! You're ****ing Communists who don't belong here. I know, let's fight it out to see who's country it is. :evillaugh:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0he0cqHH20[/youtube]
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Lobster and arugula delivered to the Lincoln Bedroom. What could be better?
If you ask Bill Clinton it would be BJ's by young rotund interns in the Oval Office.
Did I just say that? :bolt:
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If you ask Bill Clinton it would be BJ's by young rotund interns in the Oval Office.
Did I just say that? :bolt:
(http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/Y/R/2/clinton-grope.jpg)