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Title: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: CC27 on September 09, 2015, 02:10:53 PM
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La Lioness Priyanka (48,647 posts)

I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself


and you know what i worry about when using public bathrooms?

--asshole women who decide they are genderpolicing bathrooms when using a public restroom with my wife, because she does not fit their idea of what a woman should look like.


you know what i dont worry about?

-- transwomen. transpeople.

So yeah, **** you asshole women who think gender policing a bathroom is your job, because of who you think counts as a woman and does not count as a woman. **** YOU.

WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027153521
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 09, 2015, 02:16:13 PM
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

That's what the 2A is for, DUche.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on September 09, 2015, 02:26:22 PM
That's what the 2A is for, DUche.

You beat me to it!
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 09, 2015, 02:29:42 PM
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La Lioness Priyanka (48,647 posts)

I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself


and you know what i worry about when using public bathrooms?

--asshole women who decide they are genderpolicing bathrooms when using a public restroom with my wife, because she does not fit their idea of what a woman should look like.
Is the DUmmie complaining that its male x-gender wife is being dick checked when going into the ladies room? If not, I have no idea what is going on and why its mad.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Chris_ on September 09, 2015, 02:29:46 PM
WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027153521
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/DUmmies/Carnac_zpsrdipwt0u.jpg)

"A lesbian, a bunny suit, and a filthy apartment."
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 09, 2015, 02:30:36 PM
You beat me to it!

 :cheersmate: Newbie!

 :tongue:
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: USA4ME on September 09, 2015, 02:35:16 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/DUmmies/Carnac_zpsrdipwt0u.jpg)

"A lesbian, a bunny suit, and a filthy apartment."

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on September 09, 2015, 02:46:19 PM
:cheersmate: Newbie!

 :tongue:

Back atcha...:)
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Carl on September 09, 2015, 03:09:04 PM
WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027153521

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.msg1241378#msg1241378

Reply 2676,one of the better looking but a disgusting slob.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: CC27 on September 09, 2015, 03:14:47 PM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.msg1241378#msg1241378

Reply 2676,one of the better looking but a disgusting slob.

Looks like a total bitch.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: jb2u11 on September 09, 2015, 04:26:31 PM
Maybe she / he needs combat training from Nadine......
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 09, 2015, 04:31:18 PM
I wish she wouldn't sell herself short like that.


She's useless at a LOT more than just self-defense.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: sharkhawk on September 09, 2015, 04:32:30 PM
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La Lioness Priyanka (48,647 posts)

I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself


and you know what i worry about when using public bathrooms?

I would think she wouldn't worry about public bathrooms, even the worst stalls are probably cleaner than the ones at home.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: BattleHymn on September 09, 2015, 04:38:09 PM
WTF? 48,000 post and i have never seen this DUmmie before.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027153521

CC, you must be living under a rock.   :-)
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: FlaGator on September 09, 2015, 04:38:33 PM
I wish she wouldn't sell herself short like that.


She's useless at a LOT more than just self-defense.

And she can't get on most of the rides at Disney World.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: BattleHymn on September 09, 2015, 04:38:42 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/DUmmies/Carnac_zpsrdipwt0u.jpg)

"A lesbian, a bunny suit, and a filthy apartment."


AAAAAAHHHHHHhhh!!   :cheersmate: :rofl: 
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 09, 2015, 04:39:24 PM
Not that I have any expertise but this 5 foot tall woman seems pretty obsessed with women's assholes for an alleged lesibian woman.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Big Dog on September 09, 2015, 05:14:49 PM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.msg1241378#msg1241378

Reply 2676,one of the better looking but a disgusting slob.

Bet her whup tastes like curry.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: obumazombie on September 09, 2015, 05:30:19 PM
Bet her whup tastes like curry.

I might take that bet if the odds were right.
What is the OVER/UNDER ?
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 09, 2015, 05:56:26 PM
Is the DUmmie complaining that its male x-gender wife is being dick checked when going into the ladies room? If not, I have no idea what is going on and why its mad.

Could be, but if I was lay my vast fortune on it, I would say:
being "down with the cause" because (D)Ump cred.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Big Dog on September 09, 2015, 08:33:02 PM
I might take that bet if the odds were right.
What is the OVER/UNDER ?

The over is dyke-lapped fur. You can imagine the under.

 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 09, 2015, 09:56:21 PM
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La Lioness Priyanka (48,647 posts)

I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

I only read the above. Didn't read anything else because an idea hit me. I would say that most of the DUmmies are useless at defending themselves EXCEPT for nadin. She's an expert swordsman. If I remember correctly she was this close || to being the fencing championing of the entire Milky Way galaxy not too long ago.

Since the majority of the DUmmies hate guns because of a gun's proclivity to just jump up and go shooting folks on its own, a sword or epee would be great for them. The nads could open up a swordfighting class. With the fees paid to her she could keep her little online blog...uh, newspaper...I really did mean newspaper...in the money.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: delilahmused on September 10, 2015, 12:52:13 AM
The easiest solution would be to use the bathroom that fits your genitals.

Cindie
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: txradioguy on September 10, 2015, 03:03:18 AM
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La Lioness Priyanka (48,647 posts)

I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

No you're not

(https://c672786.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/ProductImages/SigSauer/Pistols/238-380-ESW.jpg)

You only choose to be useless at defending yourself because your ideology forbids it.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 10, 2015, 03:42:29 AM
Aaah . . . A custom SIG P238, right?  Nice!

You're as useful, or useless, as you make yourself out to be.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: diesel driver on September 10, 2015, 05:36:26 AM
Aaah . . . A custom SIG P238, right?  Nice!

You're as useful, or useless, as you make yourself out to be.

Usually because defending oneself/itself and being self-reliant requires WORK, and "work" is like soap to a DUmmie, holy water to vampires and garlic to werewolves.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Karin on September 12, 2015, 12:14:13 PM
I think what she was getting at was her "wife" likes to dress butch and keep her hair buzz cut.  She wore a tux to the wedding, while The Slob wore a dress.  She still looks very much like a girl, and The Slob is having no such problem with harrassment in restrooms. 
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Big Dog on September 12, 2015, 12:16:52 PM
I think what she was getting at was her "wife" likes to dress butch and keep her hair buzz cut.  She wore a tux to the wedding, while The Slob wore a dress.  She still looks very much like a girl, and The Slob is having no such problem with harrassment in restrooms.

If Butch wouldn't wave her strap-on tool around in the ladies' room, she wouldn't have a problem.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: BattleHymn on September 12, 2015, 12:50:22 PM
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

The only difference between this statement and my wife is that the dirty-apartment primitive is taller, and unarmed.

It's amazing how just a few ounces of lead and something to move it along quickly can change one from a sheep into a wolf.

Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Boudicca on September 12, 2015, 06:46:28 PM
The easiest solution would be to use the bathroom that fits your genitals.

Cindie

 :clap:  Unless you are under age 6 or 7 and accompanied by a responsible adult.  Must say, when I take my little grandson in the Ladies" all the women coo at him. :-)
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 12, 2015, 07:15:12 PM
Throw the DUmbA$$es another shovel, they are just following their own gravity ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpW1eQy54D8
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: hillneck on September 12, 2015, 07:42:32 PM
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La Lioness Priyanka (48,647 posts)

I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself  as a human being


There DUmmie, I fixed it for you.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2015, 10:02:38 AM
I wish she wouldn't sell herself short like that.


She's useless at a LOT more than just self-defense.

Yep.  Anyone with over a thousand posts at DU, moles excluded, is pretty useless at about anything except whining, complaining, and begging.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 13, 2015, 10:13:40 AM
The easiest solution would be to use the bathroom that fits your genitals.

Cindie

Let a guy post that he wants the right to use the ladies' restroom anytime he wants to fight society's gender-orientation.

The carpet munchers would be on him like stink on their carpets!
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2015, 11:28:26 AM
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Wed Sep 9, 2015, 11:55 AM
La Lioness Priyanka (48,649 posts)

I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

Just as well she's a pervert, because she's also pretty useless at keeping house.



Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: 67 Rover on September 13, 2015, 04:56:27 PM
Usually because defending oneself/itself and being self-reliant requires WORK, and "work" is like soap to a DUmmie, holy water to vampires and garlic to werewolves.


Warewolves have no issue with garlic as that replels vampires. Warewolves do on the other hand hate Silver bullets.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: Zathras on September 13, 2015, 05:30:20 PM

There DUmmie, I fixed it for you.

Yeah, she should have put the period after useless and just stop typing after that.
Title: Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 13, 2015, 07:34:23 PM

There DUmmie, I fixed it for you.

One could arguably make that case about all dummies.   :cheersmate: