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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on June 03, 2015, 11:55:50 PM
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You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026774160
DUmmies are sodomite terrorist bunny lovers. It should be called Bunny Underground :mental: :mad: :argh:
lonestarnot (73,546 posts)
1. Oh isn't she tute.
Bunnies = :puke:
snooper2 (23,988 posts)
6. that bunny is scary, now, check this video for a CUTE bunny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSQy9ANMzg
Enthusiast (39,692 posts)
22. As children we often rescued baby bunnies from our dog and cat.
We fed them just like that. We turned them loose once they were big enough. Cute little ****ers.
Bunnies = :puke:
valerief (44,984 posts)
26. Someone give that bunny a grand piano!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_581CR_0O8
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Lemings are first cousins to bunnies.
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Okay, then . . . Our resident bunny-hater has shown that bunnies can easily be cute, and that bunnies have musical talent.
WTF have ptarmigans done? :confused: :whistling:
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I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?
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I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?
Perhaps not, but I believe a certain Sargent may be paying you a visit, and he probably won't be in a good mood... :tongue:
Just saying...
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The "cure" picture in the OP is creepy and ghastly.
It looks like someone crossed Sailor Moon with the First Wookie.
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Okay, then . . . Our resident bunny-hater has shown that bunnies can easily be cute, and that bunnies have musical talent.
WTF have ptarmigans done? :confused: :whistling:
Bunnies use cuteness and music to brainwash humans to their doom.
In Japan, ptarmigans are divine and godly.
http://www3.famille.ne.jp/~ochi/eng/raicho.html
Japanese word for ptarmigan is "Raicho", which means "Messenger of God".
The Willow Ptarmigan
http://www.reocities.com/area51/matrix/1632/riekko.txt
-In the olden days, the Sámi people (also known as the Lapps, the people
inhabiting the northernmost areas of Scandinavia [Lapland] ) used to hang a pair of
ptarmigan wings over a baby girl's cradle to protect her (and later, "to make
her a pure and chaste young woman").
-Ptarmigans, like many other birds, are thought to be messengers of the dead.
If a ptarmigan is seen perched on the top of a house, it's believed that someone
in the house is about to die soon.
Their ability to blend into the snowy landscape, suddenly appearing or
disappearing, has also added to their ghostly reputation.
-Luck: If you see three ptarmigans on your way to some special meeting,
the results will be fruitful. Seeing three ptarmigans three times means even better luck!
-Not so good luck: there's a Sámi sayinng that someone's "lifebreath is as loose as a
ptarmigan's", i.e. someone who's at the brink of death. According to Sámi hunters,
a ptarmigan can die from a single shot (single lead pellet of a shot of many, that is).
-The Spiral Dance (actually more relateed to other species of the grouse family):
the grouse birds' spiralling mating dances have earned them a sacred position in
some Native American traditions. The spiral symbolizes the wheeling dance of life,
death and rebirth in cyclic world views.
Ptarmigans are warning humans of their impending doom by rabbits. Proof, ptarmigans are diving. Rabbits are evil and God hates bunnies. It is airtight.
Let's not forget this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec-E3YdAR1U
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I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?
As long as you kill them, you are saving humanity.
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I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?
Just don't let any of the bunnies cross the road.
We'll never figure out why.
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Perhaps not, but I believe a certain Sargent may be paying you a visit, and he probably won't be in a good mood... :tongue:
Just saying...
Sort of like ...?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xShTNJXSw[/youtube]
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In the olden days, the Sámi people (also known as the Lapps, the people
inhabiting the northernmost areas of Scandinavia [Lapland] ) used to hang a pair of
ptarmigan wings over a baby girl's cradle to protect her (and later, "to make
her a pure and chaste young woman").
You realize the wings were not still attached to the bird when they did this, right?
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You realize the wings were not still attached to the bird when they did this, right?
Yes, I know that. Ptarmigans killed by rabbits and doomed humans. All ptarmigans are pre-destined for Heaven. All bunnies and enemies of ptarmigans are pre-destined to go to Hell.
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I like bunnies. Hasenpfeffer! :drool:
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Enthusiast (39,692 posts)
22. As children we often rescued baby bunnies from our dog and cat.
We fed them just like that. We turned them loose once they were big enough. Cute little ****ers.
This is completely miraculous! Even our local rabbit rescue who has years and years of experience and expertise is rarely able to save more than one or two. The rate is less than 10%. To have children who can "often" save creatures that even rehabbers can't, well it must be a DUmmie thing!
Cindie
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This is completely miraculous! Even our local rabbit rescue who has years and years of experience and expertise is rarely able to save more than one or two. The rate is less than 10%. To have children who can "often" save creatures that even rehabbers can't, well it must be a DUmmie thing!
Cindie
Not only that, bunnies like to hide in the bushes, and then jump out.
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Not only that, bunnies like to hide in the bushes, and then jump out.
Cops in disguise? :whistling:
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^Heh.
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Not only that, bunnies like to hide in the bushes, and then jump out.
Terrorist bunnies.
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Terrorist bunnies.
Yeah, terrorists of cuteness.
They are spreading their terroristic cuteness into making the world a cute caliphate.
If only ptarmigans were that cute, they could rule the world !!
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Yeah, terrorists of cuteness.
They are spreading their terroristic cuteness into making the world a cute caliphate.
If only ptarmigands were that cute, they could rule the world !!
Obviously, they're not. :tongue: :whistling:
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Yeah, terrorists of cuteness.
They are spreading their terroristic cuteness into making the world a cute caliphate.
If only ptarmigans were that cute, they could rule the world !!
Rabbits kill humans. Bunnies are terrorist scum out to destroy humanity.
Ptarmigans are cute and divine.
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xtp1/t51.2885-15/e15/11208087_1575526969388022_1324941161_n.jpg)
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11142255_823464727739235_1033413472_n.jpg)
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11328342_481402548695827_611523995_n.jpg)
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The woman in the last pic is thinking, "I'll kiss this typical, stupid prairie chicken before I wring its' neck."
:tongue: :fuelfire: :whistling:
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The woman in the last pic is thinking, "I'll kiss this typical, stupid prairie chicken before I wring its' neck."
:tongue: :fuelfire: :whistling:
I rather see people kiss ptarmigans than some filthy sodomite vomit inducing bunny. :puke:
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Rabbits kill humans. Bunnies are terrorist scum out to destroy humanity.
Ptarmigans are cute and divine.
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xtp1/t51.2885-15/e15/11208087_1575526969388022_1324941161_n.jpg)
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11142255_823464727739235_1033413472_n.jpg)
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11328342_481402548695827_611523995_n.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/wyogoob/Cooking%20from%209-6-10/WTPcookedincasserole_a_sm.jpg~original)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/wyogoob/Cooking%20from%209-6-10/WTPcookedincasserole_a_sm.jpg~original)
God's angry wrath.
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/17zk3xutjuinrjpg.jpg)