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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Big Dog on May 10, 2015, 01:40:32 PM

Title: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Big Dog on May 10, 2015, 01:40:32 PM
A quickie for the lurking DUmmies:

YOUR LENA:

(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2014/08/lena-dunham-slutty-favorite-word.jpg)
Lena Dunham, primitive-by-proxy

OUR LENA:

(http://www.ammoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Lena-Miculek-photo-1-600x450.jpg)
Lena Miculek, 3-Gun Champion and daughter of world-renowned shooter Jerry Miculek

Any questions?
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: SVPete on May 10, 2015, 02:01:05 PM
I dunno, BD. I might find Dunham more credible ... as a judge in a bacon or pizza tasting contest. Dunham could also probably outdo Lena Miculek in a hotdog or pie eating contest.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: jukin on May 10, 2015, 02:17:38 PM
OMG BD, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 10, 2015, 02:49:04 PM
I dunno, BD. I might find Dunham more credible ... as a judge in a bacon or pizza tasting contest. Dunham could also probably outdo Lena Miculek in a hotdog or pie eating contest.

Don't defile bacon by asking Dunham to judge a bacon-eating contest!

Miculek also does one of the things that really matter . . . Guns!
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Skul on May 10, 2015, 03:04:32 PM
Their Lena, looks like it would require antibiotics after use.   :runaway:
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Delmar on May 10, 2015, 03:50:05 PM
Their Lena eating while she's sitting on the pot.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/lena1_zps2ujehhjb.png) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/lena1_zps2ujehhjb.png.html)

I wonder what her DU name is?
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 10, 2015, 03:55:34 PM
I dunno, BD. I might find Dunham more credible ... as a judge in a bacon or pizza tasting contest. Dunham could also probably outdo Lena Miculek in a hotdog or pie eating contest.

Uh. No, I wouldn't trust her for that.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: SVPete on May 10, 2015, 04:07:40 PM
Don't defile bacon by asking Dunham to judge a bacon-eating contest!

Miculek also does one of the things that really matter . . . Guns!

Trust me, I wouldn't ask her.  For all I know - and care to - Dunham might be an ovo-lacto vegetarian (will eat eggs and dairy). One can pork out on that sort of vegetarian fare as easily as on omnivore food. But her visual evidence of long-term calorie intake-expenditure imbalance would give her a greater appearance of credibility than a skinny dude or dudette would have. IYKWIM.

Gah-ROSSSS, Delmar.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: SVPete on May 10, 2015, 04:10:24 PM
Trust me, I wouldn't ask her.  For all I know - and care to - Dunham might be an ovo-lacto vegetarian (will eat eggs and dairy). One can pork out on that sort of vegetarian fare as easily as on omnivore food. But her visual evidence of long-term calorie intake-expenditure imbalance would give her a greater appearance of credibility than a skinny dude or dudette would have. IYKWIM.

Gah-ROSSSS, Delmar.

Meh, maybe it's easier to say that most people mentally tend to link porcinity and eating.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 10, 2015, 04:26:40 PM
I like our Lena more better
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 10, 2015, 11:49:48 PM
Their Lena eating while she's sitting on the pot.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/lena1_zps2ujehhjb.png) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/lena1_zps2ujehhjb.png.html)

I wonder what her DU name is?

That is what is known as Fugly!
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Chris_ on May 10, 2015, 11:56:49 PM
Classy. :whatever:

She's so gross.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 11, 2015, 12:14:09 AM
Their Lena eating while she's sitting on the pot.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/lena1_zps2ujehhjb.png) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/lena1_zps2ujehhjb.png.html)

I wonder what her DU name is?

She apparently brings her own rolls...
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 11, 2015, 12:41:04 AM
Delmar that was just EVIL. But I Hi5'd you because the count was uneven.

Even I won't...that's just....NO! Bad Delmar! Bad!
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2015, 01:43:03 AM
Delmar that was just EVIL. But I Hi5'd you because the count was uneven.

Even I won't...that's just....NO! Bad Delmar! Bad!
I don't like even numbers.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: obumazombie on May 11, 2015, 03:34:42 AM
I wish they had a Jessie we could compare to our Jessie Duff...

(http://www.outdoorchannel.com/content/articles/jessie_duff.jpg)


Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 11, 2015, 11:18:53 AM
Why is Lena Dunham even famous? She is not good looking, funny, cleaver, smart or a particularly good person. She must either be related to someone famous or somehow managed to extort her way to fame. I also would not rule out that she sold her soul.
   
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Big Dog on May 11, 2015, 12:18:30 PM
I wish they had a Jessie we could compare to our Jessie Duff...

(http://www.outdoorchannel.com/content/articles/jessie_duff.jpg)

I love the Grand Tetons! Majestic peaks and raging rapids.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: dutch508 on May 11, 2015, 01:18:21 PM
I would make sure the cleaning rod was fully inserted into the breach...
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 11, 2015, 01:19:12 PM
Conservatives have always appreciated a nice gun rack.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: lastparker on May 11, 2015, 05:27:08 PM
Anytime I hear a celebrity praise Lena Dunham, my assessment of their IQ plummets. It is so fashionable to jump on the feminism bandwagon that nobody ever stops to ask themselves, "Who is this person and why do I publicly support them?" Lemmings.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: obumazombie on May 11, 2015, 11:37:58 PM
Why is Lena Dunham even famous? She is not good looking, funny, cleaver, smart or a particularly good person. She must either be related to someone famous or somehow managed to extort her way to fame. I also would not rule out that she sold her soul.
 

Some women resemble battle axes.
Not Lena.
She resembles a Cleaver.
And she's not very clever.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Delmar on May 11, 2015, 11:41:14 PM
Delmar that was just EVIL. But I Hi5'd you because the count was uneven.

Even I won't...that's just....NO! Bad Delmar! Bad!

I'm sorry.  Let me make up for it by posting a picture of her from her good side.
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/Lena%20Dunham%20Girls%20Body%20Weight%20Fat%20Mess%20Ugly%20Tranny%20Actress%20Legs%20Ass%20Dog_zpsc2q6uykk.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/Lena%20Dunham%20Girls%20Body%20Weight%20Fat%20Mess%20Ugly%20Tranny%20Actress%20Legs%20Ass%20Dog_zpsc2q6uykk.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2015, 11:42:03 PM
Some women resemble battle axes.
Not Lena.
She resembles a Cleaver.
And she's not very clever.
She resembles a pear in cheap clothes.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Big Dog on May 11, 2015, 11:52:44 PM
I'm sorry.  Let me make up for it by posting a picture of her from her good side.
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/Lena%20Dunham%20Girls%20Body%20Weight%20Fat%20Mess%20Ugly%20Tranny%20Actress%20Legs%20Ass%20Dog_zpsc2q6uykk.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/Lena%20Dunham%20Girls%20Body%20Weight%20Fat%20Mess%20Ugly%20Tranny%20Actress%20Legs%20Ass%20Dog_zpsc2q6uykk.jpg.html)

Jesus H Christ, Even with that huge bag, she'd need two trips to haul ass!
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 12, 2015, 12:00:16 AM
I'm sorry.  Let me make up for it by posting a picture of her from her good side.
:thatsright: I had to encourage him!

She may be a celebrity now, and popularity brings friends. But when her 15 minutes are up, she will be forever alone. Who will put with her?
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: obumazombie on May 12, 2015, 12:03:38 AM
:thatsright: I had to encourage him!

She may be a celebrity now, and popularity brings friends. But when her 15 minutes are up, she will be forever alone. Who will put with her?

Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2015, 12:10:51 AM
Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?
Dunham likes the smelly vag... there's plenty of that in this great big world of ours.

As long as two people can find the same thing to hate, are they ever alone?
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Big Dog on May 12, 2015, 12:46:08 AM
As long as two people can find the same thing to hate, are they ever alone?

That's profound, man.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 12, 2015, 06:01:31 AM
Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?

Maybe . . . Someone the size of the Michelin Man?  The actual Michelin Man is too picky to be seen with her.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 12, 2015, 09:14:01 AM
Who would have her ?
What does she have to offer ?
As a hater, how can she ever love ?
Rosie O'Donnell. They are two very large peas in an enormous pod.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Big Dog on May 12, 2015, 10:31:23 AM
Rosie O'Donnell. They are two very large peas in an enormous pod.

Damn, that would look like two manatees rasslin' in a mudhole.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 12, 2015, 10:53:03 AM
Damn, that would look like two manatees rasslin' in a mudhole.
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on May 12, 2015, 12:56:34 PM
I had to Nadin this Oxygen-Thief, as I didn't know who she was. She is a symptom and a contributer to the decline of America as a nation. She is why no one in flyover land and red state hell takes anything serious out of the mouths of any of the idiots in Hollyweird.

And because of that, I herby say the most foul curse I can utter about her: 'What's her DU name'?
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: Big Dog on May 12, 2015, 01:05:56 PM
I had to Nadin this Oxygen-Thief, as I didn't know who she was. She is a symptom and a contributer to the decline of America as a nation. She is why no one in flyover land and red state hell takes anything serious out of the mouths of any of the idiots in Hollyweird.

And because of that, I herby say the most foul curse I can utter about her: 'What's her DU name'?

My money's on redqueen.
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on May 12, 2015, 01:31:32 PM
My money's on redqueen.

Hi5! I'll take that bet!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 14, 2015, 02:40:17 PM
I had to Nadin this Oxygen-Thief, as I didn't know who she was. She is a symptom and a contributer to the decline of America as a nation. She is why no one in flyover land and red state hell takes anything serious out of the mouths of any of the idiots in Hollyweird.

And because of that, I herby say the most foul curse I can utter about her: 'What's her DU name'?
She sort of looks like Loconuts but not as effeminate. 
Title: Re: Hey, DUmmies! Our Lena Beats Yours!
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2015, 02:51:37 PM
She sort of looks like Loconuts but not as effeminate.

Man, those were the days!

LocoNuts and Dennis the Menace duking it out for craziest DUmmy gave us some terrific storylines.