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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 05, 2015, 12:06:25 AM
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TorchTheWitch (10,828 posts)
I'm going to be homeless
Thank you to those people that donated for me. I don't have any way to identify anyone that did through paypal since paypal has no way to do that like gofundme does. In any case, I couldn't come anywhere close to the money I have to pay the court tomorrow, and with both me and my case worker begging again for my family to even loan me the money they won't budge.
I'm only going to have ten days starting tomorrow before I'm physically removed from here. I'm going to have to turn off my internet service by then so I won't be continually billed for something I can't use anyway. I'm going to also lose my beloved dog and I can't even find a decent place for him in time. I can't even bear thinking of that. My family won't even store my things for me, and I don't even see how it's possible for me to hold a job when living on the street anyway.
I never got a job because my family was hammering at me to go through these utterly useless social services and get a case worker. I love my case worker and she's frustrated as hell that they won't help me to avoid all this and for her to get me into another place with my dog and my things so I even have a chance at having a life. So I do everything they say and get a case worker and my family won't bloody listen to her, so now I don't even know what that was all for. Had I just ignored them and gotten a job like I wanted to do instead of wasting all my time on this social services rubbish I'd be able to pay the court and buy this time myself. I thought they wanted to help me, and all they did was screw me. My own family. And just now I got the most ugly email from my brother that makes me feel like a piece of dirt.
I've never been so low, and I know it's going to get a million times worse.
Call me a suspicious bunny but I can't help but think there's more here than we're being told.
msanthrope (30,820 posts)
3. I have a possible rental for you...with dog...in Philly.
Check your pm.
Jefferson23 (23,753 posts)
5. So sorry, this must be scary for you. You probably have these contacts through your case worker
but just in case:
Covenant House
www.covenanthousepa.org
31 E Armat St
Philadelphia, PA
(215) 951-5411
Victory House of Lehigh Valley
www.victoryhouselv.org
314 Fillmore St
Bethlehem, PA
(610) 691-3373
Agape Family Shelter
www.lebanonrescuemission.org
139 S 9th St
Lebanon, PA
(717) 272-6573
Homeless Advocacy Project
www.homelessadvocacyproject.org
1429 WALNUT STREET, 15TH FLOOR
Philadelphia, PA
(215) 523-9595
Good Samaritan Shelter
www.goodsamshelter.org
141 High St
Phoenixville, PA
(610) 933-9305
CHS Homeless Assistance Programs
www.chscorp.org
1945 Fifth Ave
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 246-1640
Next Step Center Inc
www.nextstepcenter.org
406 Stoystown Rd
Somerset, PA
(814) 444-8588
TorchTheWitch (10,828 posts)
9. I don't live in Philly
I have to go to the place that my county has and it's full. I just don't have the strength for this anymore. I've been so beaten up by my family I just feel like a total piece of dirt they always wanted to scrape off their shoes anyway. I haven't even seen them in seven years, I never tell them anything about me and they're just so sure that they knew all along that I was just a fruitcake to stupid to hold down a job yet they also know that I've worked my whole life. Far longer than they did since they had the chance to go to school past high school and I never did. Yet it's a knife in my heart all the same.
Bus, mother ****er! Do you ride it?
KittyWampus (48,614 posts)
10. In your original thread I linked to TWO Akita rescue groups in PA
TWO.
And as for Yoshi here is the website for an Akita rescue group. They will help you find a temporary foster home for Yoshi until you have another place to live and job:
http://www.bigeastakitarescue.net/
http://akita.rescueshelter.com/Pennsylvania
I also suggested you find your nearest library and figure out how to get on the internet using their computer.
There's also the Panda Palace Buffet.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026621811
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Pam Dawson has space in her basement where Mark's drunken buddy used to live.
There's also supposed to be a space opening up in Bellevue, Nebraska soon, but it won't be rent-free, since the landlady is going to really need the money.
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Torchy's scam is falling apart.
She should have enough money from TorchyScam 2.0 to buy a bus ticket anywhere, with enough left over to get a little pet carrier for her dog.
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Good thing about being a stripper... she won't have much clothes to pack.
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Call me a suspicious bunny but I can't help but think there's more here than we're being told.
Sure there is.
There always is; the sorts of information that doesn't reflect well on the primitive.
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Good thing about being a stripper... she won't have much clothes to pack.
Bad thing about being an old worn-out stripper from Pennsyltucky....nobody wants to see that much less pay for it.
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Half know she is scamming them for dope money (sooner or later she will insist she needs everything in cash) and the other half want to feel good about themselves by asking if they can help after ignoring her last thread for weeks. :lmao:
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I don't doubt J23's intent to be helpful, but I couldn't help notice a bit of irony in hist list of shelter orgs. At least 3 of the 7 are at least nominally Christian. They won't have a problem with her past "career", but TTW may be so convinced of anti-Christian stereotypes that she might be reluctant to go to them. Assuming, of course, that TTW's real situation is something close to what she describes.
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Yeah, those are the idiots I want in charge of my country. :whatever:
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Stevenumbers is sending Torchy PMs like a mother****er.
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I have a pretty simple solution for her: find a home for the dog, and kill herself.
Has anyone else suggested that to her? Kill herself? That seems like the best outcome for everyone, especially the dog.
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I have a pretty simple solution for her: find a home for the dog, and kill herself.
Has anyone else suggested that to her? Kill herself? That seems like the best outcome for everyone, especially the dog.
:yeahthat:
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I thought that it was always sunny in Philadelphia.
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Has anyone else suggested that to her? Kill herself?
Ahh! Bringing back memories of Dennis the Menace.
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Um, shouldn't she give the money back if it's not enough to pay off the request she made? Or is she just going to keep the money?
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TorchTheWitch (10,828 posts)
9. I don't live in Philly
I have to go to the place that my county has and it's full. I just don't have the strength for this anymore. I've been so beaten up by my family I just feel like a total piece of dirt they always wanted to scrape off their shoes anyway. I haven't even seen them in seven years, I never tell them anything about me and they're just so sure that they knew all along that I was just a fruitcake to stupid to hold down a job yet they also know that I've worked my whole life. Far longer than they did since they had the chance to go to school past high school and I never did. Yet it's a knife in my heart all the same.
:bs: You really are a victim aren't you? This is pathetic and I can see why your family would not see you for 7 years. You only come back when you need them? I bet you are a real nasty person in real life.
I hope no one else falls for your "story".
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026621811
:loser:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026621811
:loser:
Please bring over what you are noting.
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Please bring over what you are noting.
It's the same topic SSB posted at the top of the page.
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oh
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Can't she hang out behind the dumpster with that DUmmie that lives in AZ giving bj's for five bucks?
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Torchy, among other primitives, should read their bullshit begging posts as if they were a different person.
Pretend to be a business person who has to estimate taxes four times a year, meet a payroll and pay for their employees health care.
Pretend to be a hard working employee just barely scraping by, seeing the huge chunk withheld from their pay check every week.
Pretend to be somebody competent, using skills they've honed over a life time to make a living.
Pretend to be anybody but the bum you are, Torchy, and see how it reads.
Maybe if you role play being someone competent, it will rub off. But for goodness sake, stop assaulting people with your self-made misery.
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they're just so sure that they knew all along that I was just a fruitcake to stupid to hold down a job
Res ipsa loquitur, baby...
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Her problem is a failure to plan properly for her advancing age.
She thought people would always pay good money to look at her ass.
While Rule 34 of the internet teaches us that's to some extent true, it's not nearly enough to sustain the stripper lifestyle of drugs and extravagance.
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Her problem is a failure to plan properly for her advancing age.
She thought people would always pay good money to look at her ass.
While Rule 34 of the internet teaches us that's to some extent true, it's not nearly enough to sustain the stripper lifestyle of drugs and extravagance.
That's an idea actually! People could pay to see her go away..forever. :-)
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Can't she hang out behind the dumpster with that DUmmie that lives in AZ giving bj's for five bucks?
What's a $5 one like?
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What's a $5 one like?
Like the $2 one but she takes her dentures out first.
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Her problem is a failure to plan properly for her advancing age.
She thought people would always pay good money to look at her ass.
While Rule 34 of the internet teaches us that's to some extent true, it's not nearly enough to sustain the stripper lifestyle of drugs and extravagance.
She's resorted to wiping with 5s now.
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Some sucker just gave her a whopping hundred bucks, probably as a result of the below new post; she's now up to $1,126:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026622817
mylye2222 (2,334 posts) Tue May 5, 2015, 01:20 AM
This DUer Needs Now Emergency Help.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6621811
So if you have and /or know someone wich would have a cheap and peacefull rental for her and her beloved puppy, please please contact her via PM.
btw I was stunned how some can imply she is "lying" . Some here apparently dont know what they are talking about.
I have been homeless for periods. Yes uou will say "France is different" But here also xe have crowded shelters. And as this DUers I am single and when so, you come at Last in the " priority " help.
Ane on the question whenever she disapears and comes back back and forth. Havent cross your minds that shes is too busy exploring helpfull soluyions to sprnf more times on DU?
And yes. It is difficult for some to makr friends. It is even more difficult when your are jobless since you dony have the money to socialize by going out.
NYC_SKP (67,420 posts) Tue May 5, 2015, 01:26 AM
1. Thanks for the post.
Apologies for any mean comments that are made.
Yeah, yeah, Skips; like your "kind" sentiments are cash to gofundme for her.
Go stick your head up in where the sun don't shine, you gaseous pious pompous hypocrite.
underahedgerow (171 posts) Tue May 5, 2015, 02:01 AM
2. The cynics are the people who haven't been there, who haven't gone through this particular
set of circumstances and who just have no clue what reality is like for some people. To them I say, if you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all.
Sometimes this crap in life just spins too far out of control, beyond our control. She is doing the best she can and man, it sucks to hit bottom.
I hope the people who can help, will help, is all I can say, and I offer my best hopes and wishes that this will turn out all right.
Aerows (30,834 posts) Tue May 5, 2015, 02:19 AM
3. I donated on the gofundme page
I couldn't do much, but I kicked in a few bucks. If I was anywhere near there, I'd take her and her dog into my home, but unfortunately, I'm nowhere near there. At this point, all I have to offer are best wishes, love, and support.
daredtowork (2,614 posts) Tue May 5, 2015, 03:05 AM
4. Great point about how hard it is to make friends
It's not just the lack of money for socializing. When you're unemployed, you don't feel like you have much to offer people: and you're not sure what people would see in you. That sends off a kind of vibe. I don't think TtW should have been placed on the spot about why she does or does not have friends in the first place. If it sounds like she tried to make up some answer, I'm sure I would have, too. I just happen to be a total introvert - so in my "times of need" (like when I have medical procedure that I'm supposed to have a "friend pick me up for" this week) I don't have anyone to call. Hopefully I don't fall into the same trap TtW did about rising to that bait.
That said...TtW needs to stabilize her life. The reason she keeps showing up once a month is that's when her rent is due, and she doesn't know where else to go. There are surprisingly few resources to support keeping people in their existing home in this country. TtW is obviously trying to cling to hers, slumlord or not. Perhaps she just needs someone to show her the way to other possibilities - like a bridge to a new apartment with no first-last-deposit necessary. Now that she has a social worker, she may qualify for General Assistance, and from there she may qualify for a low income apartment. BUT, that process could take many months, and even a couple of years. Yoshi will probably have to go in the meantime. The prospect is devastatingly scary. I don't blame TtW for trying to hold on to what she knows.
This sort of situation is why we need REAL, customized poverty assistance in this country. Because each element of the problem will take an unknown amount of time to deal with (housing, employment, mental health...), the case will be complicated by lack of coordination. The things she needs will not line up at the right time. The housing really needs to be stabilized before she can even think of work.
Anybody have that comment from the time she wiped her ass with ten-dollar bills?
It needs posted constantly, as humility's the best lesson for this bitch to learn.
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts)Thu May-18-06 12:23 AM
Response to Reply #436
498. TEN dollars?
TEN whole U.S. dollars???
Honey, you're talking to a stripper... I wipe my ass with ten dollars.
Ten dollars... geeezzz, it's an insult.
http://election.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2285577&mesg_id=2291727
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underahedgerow (171 posts) Tue May 5, 2015, 02:01 AM
2. The cynics are the people who haven't been there, who haven't gone through this particular
set of circumstances and who just have no clue what reality is like for some people. To them I say, if you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all.
Sometimes this crap in life just spins too far out of control, beyond our control. She is doing the best she can and man, it sucks to hit bottom.
I hope the people who can help, will help, is all I can say, and I offer my best hopes and wishes that this will turn out all right.
Greedy heartless bastard! Couldn't even offer up some white light could you?!!! :rant:
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts)Thu May-18-06 12:23 AM
Response to Reply #436
498. TEN dollars?
TEN whole U.S. dollars???
Honey, you're talking to a stripper... I wipe my ass with ten dollars.
Ten dollars... geeezzz, it's an insult.
I think that is worthy of mole suicide to post that in that thread :popcorn:
(http://accordingtojewels.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/scary-stripper.jpg)
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So, if her story is to be believed it's her FAMILY'S fault because they told her, a grown woman, not to get a job? It's not her responsibility to get a job despite what others say or think? That's just gutter-level stupid.
Bet the real conversation went something like this:
Family: You need to get a job! You don't even know what you qualify for or if you'll get the money you need. We're tapped out and can't help you anymore. We've already given you thousands of dollars you were supposed to pay back.
Torchy: No I don't! Everybody on DU said I can get all this stuff, I just have to go apply!
Family: What are you going to do in the meantime? How are you going to pay your bills or feed that poor defenseless dog who's stuck with your lazy ass? You've known this would happen ages ago and did nothing. Now you're in a panic.
Torchy: Oh, you're so mean! I'm telling the government on you (stomping off)!
Cindie
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http://election.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2285577&mesg_id=2291727
She has re evaluated and come off her sawbuck wipe
to wiping with finbucks.
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Perfect house for a bat shit crazy....and it's never been lived in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n1SD0H1sBo
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Here is the likely life of torchy the stripper witch.
Probably a decade ago was a young female,moderately or better attractive.
Attached herself to the "bad boy" that women say they don`t want but despite the feminist manifesto gravitate to.
Got introduced to weed and coke and then moved into stripping for the "money they threw" (dating myself with that reference).
All was grand while the likely underbelly of society tossed the 10 dollar ass wipes her way because despite being the leftist feminist she valued herself by what inner city DUmbass predators considered her.
Soon the desire for weed and blow turned to outside the strip joint so began meetings for funds and became a true dope whore.
Her mental capacity,as evidenced by her posts,degrades to grade school level and all that matters is getting cash for more bud or sugar.
The epitome of a baked out DUmbass that ruined their own life but still expects others to pay its way.
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Here is the likely life of torchy the stripper witch.
Probably a decade ago was a young female,moderately or better attractive.
Attached herself to the "bad boy" that women say they don`t want but despite the feminist manifesto gravitate to.
Got introduced to weed and coke and then moved into stripping for the "money they threw" (dating myself with that reference).
All was grand while the likely underbelly of society tossed the 10 dollar ass wipes her way because despite being the leftist feminist she valued herself by what inner city DUmbass predators considered her.
Soon the desire for weed and blow turned to outside the strip joint meetings for funds and became a true dope whore.
Her mental capacity,as evidenced by her posts,degrades to grade school level and all that matters is getting cash for more bud or sugar.
The epitome of a baked out DUmbass that ruined their own life but still expects others to pay its way.
Are you talking about...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThToz3UmIL4[/youtube]
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Here is the likely life of torchy the stripper witch.
My bet is that summary is about 95% spot on.
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Is it at all conceivable that Torch the Witch is another iteration of bobbolink? After all, both kept railing about their personal living situations without bothering to take any advice. I don't even care if everything she/they claim is true because in this country, this is ALWAYS a solution. Always. It may not be what anyone wants, or feels entitled to, both no one is starving or without shelter unless they refuse to take food assistance (I know, as a former child whose family qualified many times over for food stamps but whose parents said hell no) to those who won't go to a shelter because they can't obtain and/or partake of alcohol or illegal drugs OR who say shelters are too dangerous. Because, of course, living on the streets is soooooo much safer.
We have a few family members in hubby's and my families who have totally pushed the boundaries of tolerance, living lives steeped in indulgence and apathy with the constant influx of family funds until everyone's had it and then they go wherever the hell feckless, worthless relatives wander off to. Apparently that's to discussion boards to bitch about us and cadge more money from dopes who don't know any better. :whatever:
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Just in the nick of time,how convenient.
Response to TorchTheWitch (Original post)Tue May 5, 2015, 06:17 PM
TorchTheWitch (10,843 posts)
131. Glory Hallelujah! My friend in San Diego came through for me!
He wired me most of the money to my bank, and I got it out this afternoon and made it to court to pay them with just 10 minutes to spare! Traffic was crap on the way back, but getting there it wasn't so bad. This guy in San Diego used to be an old roommate from eons ago. I haven't seen him for probably 20 years, but we've always talked in email, so he's known all about the scumlord situation as everything was happening since he was the one I generally griped to while he griped to me about his ex-girlfriend. He was just away for a couple of weeks and didn't get my last email early this morning (his time I guess) wired me most of the money, and I had to fight with my bank to get it out in time to get to the court. Good God, it was REALLY close. I just made it with 10 minutes to spare though.
Now I have at least 30 days to get back to work and my case worker to find me a place to go hopefully with my dog. She's also trying to get him legally made a necessary companion animal. I know PA has some law that companion animals can be just for mental or emotional health reasons but I have no idea how it's done or how long it takes. Technically I'd have 40 days too, since I'll be defaulting on the next payment and then I'd have an additional 10 days before they'd throw me out but I'm hoping to be gone as fast as I can.
When I got home I just threw my arms around my precious doggie and cried and cried with relief. And then I slipped on a puddle the fridge pees in warm weather because it doesn't have that tray underneath to catch the "pee" when it does that automatic defrosting. I slipped in the little puddle and bashed my face into the trashcan. Blood all over. I don't think I broke my nose though. I hit the septum and gouged off some bits of skin from inside of one nostril which I think is where the blood is coming from. Mostly it's stopped unless I blow my nose, but most of it's snot. I can still breathe as good as ever out of both sides, and it looks normal. Now I'm just worried it will swell or turn black and blue. I should put ice on it except I don't have any. There's probably some mystery frozen "thing" in the freezer I could use though.
So now I'm down to about $45 in the bank and about $35 I counted out of my change jar. I got some food left but not much, and just yesterday I got a bag of chow for Yoshi since Texasgal generously provided enough money to buy the big bag, so Yoshi will have his food for about a month, giant moose that he is. I was supposed to go to the food bank with my case worker last Friday but she had a big emergency with one of her other people and was at the hospital for nearly 24 hours. Of course, I'm not allowed to know anything about that and I don't think I want to. I don't know if the food bank is somewhere I can go to myself or I need her to swipe a special card or what. I'll have to call her about that tomorrow.
This is like the biggest relief EVER! I have a million things to get done in the next 30 days, but for the first time since I got the eviction notice from the district court I feel like I'm not running around crazy with that big clock in my head ticking like a sledge hammer. Just buying 30 days at a stretch with nothing to pay the court is all I wanted with doing the appeal anyway. Once I'm outta here I hope this dump just falls down.
I'm going to wrestle the a/c unit into the window and just flop in bed without the terror for once.
Thank you all SOOOOO much for the kind words and the generosity from people here just has me crying all over again!
The saga can now continue next month. :yahoo: :rotf:
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Just in the nick of time,how convenient.
The saga can now continue next month. :yahoo: :rotf:
Just to make it clear, in case one isn't sure.
This "friend in San Diego" was not Skippy, the NYC_SKP primitive.
Skippy, who thinks kind words are as effective as real cash, lives up in northern California.
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Is it at all conceivable that Torch the Witch is another iteration of bobbolink?
You may be on to something, Boudicca.
Her lies are getting more complicated, almost manic. Her latest should have had a player piano soundtrack.
And then there's this nugget:
Now I have at least 30 days to get back to work and my case worker to find me a place to go hopefully with my dog. She's also trying to get him legally made a necessary companion animal. I know PA has some law that companion animals can be just for mental or emotional health reasons but I have no idea how it's done or how long it takes.
Her imaginary "caseworker" would know, or should know, that the Americans with Disabilities Act is the law which mandates access for Service Animals, and "companion animals" (pets) have no legal status.
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Ok nevermind the obvious life failure but apparently she's so inept she would rather slip on a floor rather then buy a 2.00 aluminum pan to put under her fridge just to rig it to keep it from dripping on the floor? No wonder the landlords place is falling down around her when she's rotting the floorboards put and setting the place up for a mold jungle with the freely dripping fridge condensor. One can only imagine all the other stuff she's letting go being a helpless idiot with no pride. And here I am a renter and just mulched my landlords yard, fertilized and fed the lawn, and even made a little step walkway in our front garden. I so despise other renters who think renting means do nothing and don't give a shit.
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Just to make it clear, in case one isn't sure.
This "friend in San Diego" was not Skippy, the NYC_SKP primitive.
Skippy, who thinks kind words are as effective as real cash, lives up in northern California.
I believe NYC_SKP's home is 7+ hours' drive from San Diego, depending on route, weight of right foot, and whether distracted into visiting The House of Mouse.
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Torchys dealer/pimp shows up.
Response to TorchTheWitch (Reply #131)
Tue May 5, 2015, 10:07 PM
Moosepoop (1,563 posts)
139. AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!! :-)
Well, except for the part about slipping in the fridge pee and bashing your nose! LOL But I am SO RELIEVED on your behalf!! Oh my gosh -- I had forgotten all about the guy in San Diego... what a miracle that he got the email and sprang into action when he did!!
I'm so happy for you I could BURST!!!
To all who donated to TTW during this (and Texasgal for the bag of food for Yoshi!!), I want to thank you all too! I've been in communication with TTW since the last thread on the subject, and I can attest that she is telling the absolute truth about the whole saga. I have seen the documents involved via the courthouse's online access to them. I can also attest that TTW has repeatedly expressed her heartfelt gratitude about the generosity of all those who had donated (which I was unable to do myself) during our PMs and phone conversations. She has been unreserved about that -- that it was the "generosity of all those wonderful people on DU" that had gotten her and Yoshi as far as they were at that point. As someone that genuinely cares for TTW (as we go way back on here and she has helped me in the past), I want to say thank you to all who helped her, whether by donating or offering advice or giving kind words of support. Sometimes a little help goes a long way, as can just plain empathy and compassion.
Torch, keep me posted on the job search, the social worker, and all the rest!! I've been working 12 hour days so I haven't been around much lately, and tomorrow I leave for a work-related trip that will have me gone until late Thursday evening, but then I have a few days off in a row and I intend to call you!!! Send me a PM with the best time(s) to call around your job search and whatever other actions you'll be taking. I'm going to do some research on the companion animal thing and see what all is involved. Once you find work and know what your income parameters will be, we'll go from there on finding the place for you to move to!!
Tell your friend in San Diego that he just made another friend.
Big Hugs!!!!!!!
A skeptic appears.
Response to Moosepoop (Reply #139)
Wed May 6, 2015, 04:44 AM
mariuma (7 posts)
144. Glad to read this
I am new here and have no dog in the fight.
Before Moosepoop's post, I was becoming worried for the real TTW. There have been so many strange signs with this "TTW's" grammar and syntax (is she British or not? Highly educated or not? It changes from post to post.) that I assumed the real woman's DU account had been taken over by a scammer. Which suggested that the actual TTW might be in some kind of trouble.
But if Moosepoop talked to the real TTW (though how could she know if it was an imposter?), I am relieved.
On the other hand, these bizarre final twists are begging for a Gothic novelist. A longlost admirer appears with money! A lwitness arrives an instant later and swears that she has the proof everyone has wanted for months: that TTW is indeed the lost dauphin.
I remain baffled. The truth is still out there, somewhere. I just hope no one is actually getting hurt.
Response to mariuma (Reply #144)
Wed May 6, 2015, 05:36 AM
Star Member sunnystarr (2,350 posts)
145. I agree ...
In fact Moosepoop sounds so incredibly like TTW it sends up a red flag on her safety.
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Hmmmmm ... those skeptics bear some resemblance to burrowing rodents ...
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How many weeks before the next episode of The Perils of Torchy is released?
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Buried in all her thoughtfully composed words, TTW makes mention of all her many other bills and expenses. And slipped into the many expenses is one titled "New uniform for work"
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Buried in all her thoughtfully composed words, TTW makes mention of all her many other bills and expenses. And slipped into the many expenses is one titled "New uniform for work"
A thong and a set of pasties can't be very expensive. She must be planning to go all out and get the hooker shoes, too.
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The big question is how many times stevenumbers hit her up in a private messages for a lap dance?
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Buried in all her thoughtfully composed words, TTW makes mention of all her many other bills and expenses. And slipped into the many expenses is one titled "New uniform for work"
Response to TorchTheWitch (Reply #141)
Wed May 6, 2015, 10:10 AM
B2G (4,790 posts)
152. You got a job?
Where will you be working?
Whoops. :rofl:
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Response to TorchTheWitch (Original post)
Tue May 5, 2015, 04:35 PM
Star Member Corgigal (3,604 posts)
125. Do you have to stay in Phili?
If you want a change of location, I have a bedroom available. I live with plenty of cats and doggies. My son is away at college, so he won't be using it for over a year.
I live In S.C., near Charleston
My dear Corgigal,
I'm not going from one slum to another. Got that?
Response to Corgigal (Reply #125)
Tue May 5, 2015, 05:02 PM
Star Member Boudica the Lyoness (2,433 posts)
127. That is so kind of you.
I'm sure she'll jump at this generous offer.
Well actually, no.
TorchTheWitch (10,843 posts)
133. God, I've always wanted to live there in my old age!
I can't move far right now though. Mostly because of work options. And because my car would never make it. I swear I'll take you up on it when I become the neighborhood old crazy dog lady that I've always assumed I'd be eventually if I get that far.
But maybe....
Response to Corgigal (Reply #125)
Tue May 5, 2015, 06:29 PM
TorchTheWitch (10,843 posts)
Have you got orange trees and Spanish moss, or is that farther south?
I'm so moved by the offer though. If I didn't need to stay in the area for work and had a decent car I'd be shoving Yoshi in the back of it and flying down to Charleston. Damn me, I'm crying again! All the generosity here just blows me away!
More on the work options...
Response to Moosepoop (Reply #139)
Wed May 6, 2015, 02:24 AM
TorchTheWitch (10,843 posts)
141. I had forgotten about him, too!
.......Now I just have to figure out how to put gas in the car, pay the phone company before they shut me off, buy the uniform for work and OMG, buy my meds! Shit, I forgot about my meds. I have about a week and half of them left, but my Medicaid won't be approved for maybe a month yet. I think I'm ok with the other bills for a few weeks.
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So the scam goes on!!
DUmmies are sure to fall for that "companion dog" nonsense, and vet bills might be an even more lucrative angle to play than rent money.
Torch is following one of the cardinal rules of DUmp swindles: she has a handful of accounts set up to prime the pump, repeatedly telling DUmmies about their contributions and pouring on the DUmp-shaming. These secondary accounts are also great for attacking cynics.
The story about smashing her face into the refrigerator sets up some nice emergency-room, infection, and medication angles to exploit.
I don't see Torch as a second coming of bobbo the Hobo. DUmmy bobbolink was a sick, hateful, paranoid nut, while Torch is a stone-cold swindler.
Torch is still a stripper - the DUmmies are the drunk, lonely, fat guy sitting with her at the bar, buying her $10 watered-down drinks while she tells them how cool they are.
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I was starting to wonder that TTW and Moosewhatever sounded alike. I did giggle at the bashing her head in slipping. I love slapstick humor.
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Wed May 6, 2015, 01:15 PM
TorchTheWitch (10,848 posts)
It keeps getting better, and now DUmmy Torch is using one of those DUmp dog whistles, "business days":
181. it's a little complicated how the court counts the days
As I understand it, I have 20 days to file my Answer to the Complaint within 20 days from the date that the Complaint was filed with the court. The court counts the day that it was filed as Day #1. Since Day #20 (my last day to file the Answer) falls on a weekend when the court is closed then the last day for me to file it would be the next business day which would be Monday, May 11th. I need to check with the clerk's office to be absolutely certain of this though since I can't be a single minute late.
Incidentally, we're only six days (four business days) away from the ninth anniversary of Karl Rove's secret indictment, which marked the drunken Pitt's final fall from DUmp greatness:
During the course of that meeting, Fitzgerald served attorneys for former Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove with an indictment charging the embattled White House official with perjury and lying to investigators related to his role in the CIA leak case, and instructed one of the attorneys to tell Rove that he has 24 business hours to get his affairs in order, high level sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said Saturday morning.
http://truth-out.org/archive/component/k2/item/62791:karl-rove-indicted-on-charges-of-perjury-lying-to-investigators
It took a week for the DUmp to finally realize that Pitt and his drug-addled sidekick Leopold made this up out of thin air.
Day after day they kept the champagne on ice, constantly refreshing CNN and NY Times sites, waiting for the legitimate press to acknowledge Pitt's scoop.
It was a great week, watching them gradually lose hope and start attacking the drunken Pitt.
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Ok nevermind the obvious life failure but apparently she's so inept she would rather slip on a floor rather then buy a 2.00 aluminum pan to put under her fridge just to rig it to keep it from dripping on the floor? No wonder the landlords place is falling down around her when she's rotting the floorboards put and setting the place up for a mold jungle with the freely dripping fridge condensor. One can only imagine all the other stuff she's letting go being a helpless idiot with no pride. And here I am a renter and just mulched my landlords yard, fertilized and fed the lawn, and even made a little step walkway in our front garden. I so despise other renters who think renting means do nothing and don't give a shit.
DH and I rented a house in Swabia province in Germany, back in the late 1980'to early 1990's. We had three American neighbors. They didn't bother to keep up their yards and all the German neighbors noticed. I actually had one of the American women have the gall to tell me that since MY driveway was cleared of snow I should come over a work on hers. Mind you, this was the same winter I was by myself with two kids (5 and 3), 45 miles from my husband's unit, the mail box, commissary, etc. and he was deployed to Desert Storm. This woman had no kids, a husband who was not deployed and geez, I guess cuz my husband was a W-1 and hers was a CPT I was supposed to jump through hoops. I did happen to mention later that I had been a Captain (just like her hubby) and if she was so enamoured of RANK she should have done like I did and get her own commission, not try to pull her husband's rank cuz I was underwhelmed. I did have really uncordial relations with the Americans living there, but had a great relationship with all the Germans. :-)
I don't know if she was a Republican or Democrat, but she sure was a beyotch.
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Response to mariuma (Reply #144)Wed May 6, 2015, 05:36 AM
Star Member sunnystarr (2,350 posts)
145. I agree ...
In fact Moosepoop sounds so incredibly like TTW it sends up a red flag on her safety.
Response to cwydro (Reply #156)Wed May 6, 2015, 11:18 AM
B2G (4,811 posts)
160. Facebook page is now setup!
Progress!
https://www.facebook.com/newton.marya.ellen
Marya Newtin/Felsot/Berry supposedly lives in Arizona but she did live in San Diego before.
scam
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DH and I rented a house in Swabia province in Germany, back in the late 1980'to early 1990's. We had three American neighbors. They didn't bother to keep up their yards and all the German neighbors noticed. I actually had one of the American women have the gall to tell me that since MY driveway was cleared of snow I should come over a work on hers. Mind you, this was the same winter I was by myself with two kids (5 and 3), 45 miles from my husband's unit, the mail box, commissary, etc. and he was deployed to Desert Storm. This woman had no kids, a husband who was not deployed and geez, I guess cuz my husband was a W-1 and hers was a CPT I was supposed to jump through hoops. I did happen to mention later that I had been a Captain (just like her hubby) and if she was so enamoured of RANK she should have done like I did and get her own commission, not try to pull her husband's rank cuz I was underwhelmed. I did have really uncordial relations with the Americans living there, but had a great relationship with all the Germans. :-)
I don't know if she was a Republican or Democrat, but she sure was a beyotch.
Pentagon Proposes Controversial Policy Assigning Ranks To Military Spouses (http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/07/new-dod-policy-to-assign-rank-to-military-spouses) :whistling:
:-)
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Pentagon Proposes Controversial Policy Assigning Ranks To Military Spouses (http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/07/new-dod-policy-to-assign-rank-to-military-spouses) :whistling:
:-)
As sad sack as the current military command structure is, beginning with the Head Job in Chief, it wouldn't surprise me if this weren't true. And, I'm still willing get in some bitch's face who thinks she wears her husband's rank. :fuelfire:
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What are the chances that TTW is lurking in some of these threads to hone her scam ?
I give it at least even money.
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And, I'm still willing get in some bitch's face who thinks she wears her husband's rank.
I don't know.
I've always heard that bases in Alaska and Greenland are manned by officers who lost their tempers and did that.